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When was the last time you sent your mum money?

One reason I don't like Ronaldo is because he's too envious.

Papa wey mumu! Son wey no wise!!

paulolee:
face the message n ignore the messenger but since u want talk, let me skul u..
pep is the most successful coach in EPL in d last decade...
a coach dt is running monopoly in epl, broke records, have best win ratio n av won 8 trophies in jus 5 seasons including 3 EPL in the so called most difficult league in Europe n u still asking him to move to a small club to prove to u dt he is d best even after he won in spain, Germany n now in the hard EPL....
fergie Is called d greatest EPL coach ever bt i never saw him move to other big or small club in Europe, he stayed all his life in England...
d way una de reason eeh...

No mind them my brother! E dey pain them walai!!

obembet:
8 Ballon d' Or-is loading. It's not by performance, when you know one or two journalist, get some friends among the captains, even you score 10 goal for the season, you are good to go.

Madam leave football your boyfriend needs you in za oza room

Mrchippychappy:
This country na wa.

Una go use una hand spoil country name finish and then turn around to accuse the innocent youths of being responsible for the bad name the country has!

All this miracle discovery just so dey can take their begging bowl to USA, EU and WHO to beg for funds to "combat" the spread of Omicron.

Our useless and criminal politicians with their dull brains think they can use every thing to seek for funds.

aanuoluwami14:
I can't because I love intimacy with my husband, I hate sharing

Nice!

aanuoluwami14:
A man with 4 wives, no I didn't

Lol....if Ned nwoke or atiku ask you to marry him would you decline?

Keep dreaming young man!

aanuoluwami14:
A lots. One of them; One of my neighbours that was very close to me then was just giving me gifts, cash and cloths with laughter, it was suspicious because this man was so stingy but I was calmed waiting for him to say anything rubbish ( because he is married) until one day his wife called me that she couldn't keep it to herself again that his husband's boss was interested in me, came to her husband to seek for my attention, so his husband started collecting money and gifts from his boss, I laughed

Madam finish your story. did you later date his boss?

aanuoluwami14:
A lots. One of them; One of my neighbours that was very close to me then was just giving me gifts, cash and cloths with laughter, it was suspicious because this man was so stingy but I was calmed waiting for him to say anything rubbish ( because he is married) until one day his wife called me that she couldn't keep it to herself again that his husband's boss was interested in me, came to her husband to seek for my attention, so his husband started collecting money and gifts from his boss, I laughed

Madam finish your story! Did you date his boss?

Apart from the tap in goals Ronaldo often scores I wonder what people enjoy in his kind of football.

Penaldo fans will not sleep tonight.

Peace081:
Even if it's 2 Million, he still try pass your miserable family way no fit give out 5k to the needy.
Oga hide your Ugly face and learn to appreciate people's effort

Why are most of you here too quick to insult someone including his/her family.you can make your point without the abuse!

seunmsg:
Everything is all about Tinubu. I guess news no longer sells except Tinubu’s name is attached to it. Almost every reasonable political stakeholders other than the governors have expressed support for the legalization of direct primary but no, we must make it about Tinubu just to discredit the good intention of the law.

The earlier you start seeing tinubu as your next president the better for you chief!

Observer007:
Thank you Kenodrill. As Nigerians, most of us are nowadays too lazy to think things through or reason logically. Or maybe for some it's just ignorance. One can be educated even at Unilag Masters or Oxford level and yet find it difficult to exercise their thinking faculty the proper way.

You are welcome bros!

Snakes can't live inside soakaway. The gas alone in your soakaway will kill them. Just incase you don't know, the gas inside your soakaway can generate electricity.

Again I ask, does the Snake live inside your poo Or they float ontop of poo?

Do you know your bathing soap water also goes into that soakaway, both the waste water from your kitchen? Do you know soaps carry chemicals that are harmful?

Again an average building has over 6 Chambers, think of it, for a snake to live inside soakaway and still find it way to a w.c, it means it must past many Chambers,so tell me. How possible is that?

Also it is completely madness living a storey building yet you are afraid that Snake will crawl out from your W.C, how?
it can never happen, thats because the 4inch pipe that carry your poo from the w.c to the soakaway has a smooth surface, Snake can not comfortable crawl on it. It not possible.

Now is it possible for Snake to crawl out from your W.C? yes it is. But that can only happen if you stay in a bungalow, ground floor and you have a breakage in the service chamber that has direct link to your w.c, I mean direct link to the toilet.

So please those of you that are busy
Flushing fuel and salt inside ur soakaway, sorry you are just wasting your money.

So hear it now, Snake can only come out from your W.C if you have a broken Chamber that is directly linked to you toilet.

Snakes don't live inside your soakaway because snakes too need oxygen.

Go and enjoy your shit but don't forget to check your Chambers most time.

Scientists:
I feel like dicking person wife

Stop abusing drugs.

KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Pls Help a fellow brother with advice so I don't go the wrong route Pls.
I'm about to purchase two plots of land at Omagwa Airport road PortHarcourt for 1.4M.

Pls My PortHarcourt people is it advisable? How promising is the environment in terms of development?
Help Me with advice and opinions pls. I'm scared of making a wrong investment Pls. I feel it's too far. What do you think?

Don't buy any land in omagwa.better still you buy at army range igwuruta road.close to Nigerian institute of safety professionals.

Felimax:
These ones are still in illusion. Caring leader my anus!
If his economic policies were good they will not need the bail out.
This mistake Nigerians will never forget in a hurry.

If he doesn't do you will criticize him,if he does you still do same. Try and appreciate good efforts for once.

BF69BF:
Wrong, it's the future

Madam no even allow me drop comment before quotting me.monitoring spirit.

The future is female.

Crystalom3:
I think it'll be more cost efficient for everyone to switch to internet calls.

They are less expensive and for the most part more stable than regular phone calls.

Internet calls of 30 minutes cost less than N50 while video calls of the same length cost less than N100.

Regular phone calls cost twice as much. For N100 you might not think much about it but instead of spending N1k you are spending N2k and instead of N10k recharge, you are spending N20k on the average.

Internet calls not only is cheaper but will solve the problem of double recharge. Nowadays we spend more to buy data. After that, we still recharge for regular airtime to use for phone calls.

Internet calls cuts that cost by almost 90%.

I think it's better if we can adopt this as a trend and use regular phone calls for emergencies.

Whatsapp calls are not always clear due to unstable network.

airexx:
His brokeness is enough to take care of your present generation and five more to come.

Bro take it easy because even the davido sef no know say you dey exist.

Women are the most confused and unstable humans on planet earth.

Is that his head or a mango

Annie001:
Just be happy for him, na this bitter heart no go make people send you help

Madam how does my comment portray bitterness? Nawaoooo

It's very easy to sure kindness to someone you presume you might benefit from.these people sending davido money might even have low level friends begging for 5k but they refused giving them.

Curious345:
Get that dick. Size you craved for.

Be the porn star in that video you just watched.

Let your wife/girlfriend feel your gbola.
Don't be a nobody.

GROW that 3rd leg to manhood size.

Your small preek could be the only hindrance in your life.

Natural way to go, you have my word.. Reach me now..

20k, free delivery, anywhere in West Africa

Your contact!

Indeed....Blood is thicker than water.

Because evaluated experience is the best teacher!

kamtamark:
Please pardon my English. Is one years now that my sister introduced a boy to me as her boyfriend, since then I have gone to their place several times to separate fight and it seems it is getting worst but they don't want to end the relationship.

I warned my sister never to near the boy. To my surprise I will see the two of them again and my sister will say everything is now ok.

Please what legal action can I take to separate the two of them?

When a guy has a good working gbola it's quite difficult for a woman to quit him regardless of the domestic abuse.i presume that's what your sister is going through.