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TV/Movies / Re: 'Gangs Of Lagos' Movie Review by Ketamine9000mg(m): 9:10pm On Apr 08, 2023
Why "Gangs of Lagos "?

We are now behaving like Koreans

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Phones / Re: Waptrick - No More Java Games by Ketamine9000mg(m): 2:22pm On Mar 26, 2023
Caleb15:
Ovi'store.com


E be like say na Nokia get this website that year.....ovistore.



Life dey quickly change o.....You be celebrity today, tomorrow people forget you.
Phones / Re: Waptrick - No More Java Games by Ketamine9000mg(m): 9:47am On Mar 26, 2023
MaDaRa01:
what is google?

Let me do you one better, why is Google?
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Resumes Drone Flights Over Black Sea After Russia Intercept by Ketamine9000mg(m): 1:17pm On Mar 18, 2023
US and the entire Europe are afraid of Russia.

Just making excuses.

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Crime / Re: South African Policeman Shot Dead During Sex Romp With Lover In Bush by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:01am On Mar 18, 2023
My Nigeria people. Judas is bad luck they say forgetting that Mary,John and Abraham have died in mysterious ways too.


It is not about his name.

His killers are armed robbers that regularly terrorised the area he was unfortunate to be on that day.

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Crime / Re: Man Sent To Prison At Age 31 Released At Age 69 After He Is Found To Be Innocent by Ketamine9000mg(m): 5:42pm On Mar 03, 2023
Houseontherock1:
Yeah, always the black man undecided

Before clicking, I already knew he must be black.

Human hatred for people of different race/tribe is eternal. We may pretend, but it will always show.

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Politics / Is This New? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:47am On Mar 02, 2023
Has any presidential election result challenged before in history of Nigeria?
I have heard severally where other election results have been challenged and in few cases overturned but not presidential election result.

Please, educate me.
Business / Re: CBN To Withdraw POS Operators License Over High Charges by Ketamine9000mg(m): 11:31am On Feb 08, 2023
CBN always taking the wrong steps.
They caused inaccessibility of cash forcing POS operators to buy cash. I know an agent that said he bought 10,000 for 1,300 and he put his own charges at 1,500 for every 10,000 withdrawn.

People struggle to get money at ATM only to get between 2-5k per person.

Make cash available to the public and all these problems will die a natural death.

It is all CBN and the commercial bank fault.

Face the root cause and not just the complications.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Peter Obi Supporter & Destroy His Car, Insist No Election In SE by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:38am On Jan 19, 2023
Pakute:
Look at a grown man crying like a baby.. Coward men from that side.

How bold can you embrace death?
We all share this fear, no allow Hollywood confuse you.

Even those who commit suicide, at a certain short moment that it's clear that death is certain, they experience immense fear.
Business / Which Of These Online Loan Apps Are Licensed In Nigeria? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 5:57pm On Jan 17, 2023
Defamation has become a regular thing for online loan apps these days. So it is safe to know licensed one as they are more likely to be ethical than the unlicensed.
Which of these loan apps are licensed or not licensed?
Has any defamed/threatened you or anyone you know?
-Fairmoney
-Xcredit
-Xcross cash
- Okash
- Easimoney
-Linkcredit
-Palmcredit
-Newcredit
- Lcredit
-Renmoney
- NairaPlus(Lairaplus)
- Nownowmoney etc

If you know any legal or illegal ones not mentioned, comment please.
Crime / Re: Police Transfer All Ajah Division Officers After Lawyer Bolanle’s Death by Ketamine9000mg(m): 6:34am On Jan 03, 2023
Olasyke:
sad They transferred them so they can begin where they stopped in another location?

I am not understanding o. Like the should drink and kill people elsewhere away from Ajah....I am not just understanding.
Crime / Re: 31-Year-Old Suspect Recounts How He Murdered His Abuja-Based Girlfriend (Pics) by Ketamine9000mg(m): 12:22am On Dec 29, 2022
holocron:
Sorry for your loss. Seems you squandered your youth. No husband, no children. Now living a wayward life that has exposed you to danger. What are you doing at 48 years with a 31year yahoo boy old enough to be your son. You want to live oyibo style life here in naija. Rest in peace. Last last, all is vanity.


This your comment na mumu comment o.

Just an observation

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Politics / Who Would You Vote For? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:16am On Dec 22, 2022
I know you have being in that particular political party for your whole life. In fact, it was also the party that took your father to office years ago, so you have to vote for the party.

I know one of the people running for this post is from your tribe, region and religion. In fact,you might be closely related than I know, so you have to vote for this person.

I know the party in office now, has shown you SHEGE and must go regardless of the person or party that takes over, so you have to vote that party out.

Let's say this person or party coming into power is coming to make decisions on your personal life alone(Because they will). Decisions like, how much you should get paid for work, if you should even get paid at all, how your health should be attended to, how the law should treat you even if you are innocent,how the law should treat those who wrong you especially when they are guilty, how your children's life should be, how your safety be handled, how much light you have, how good the road you use should be .......etc.

Do you trust that candidate or party of yours with your life?

Are sure you are making the right decision?

What ever you decide will affect your life for the next eight (cool years. Eight years in human life is alot of time to throw away.

Just think about it.
Health / Re: Help!!! A Friend Had On Overdose Of Vitamin A by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:50pm On Dec 20, 2022
Ibramini:


Just make sure that the anything that the person will be consuming must exclude vitamin A until the person is relieved of the pain

I agree.
Health / Re: Help!!! A Friend Had On Overdose Of Vitamin A by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:49pm On Dec 20, 2022
He/she will have that headache for weeks. The body will gradually take care of it. However, watch out for potential complications like liver problems.
Sports / Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Ketamine9000mg(m): 3:23pm On Dec 11, 2022
Uptoyou:
Morocco for the Cup

Yes!
The team that beat Belgium, Spain and Portugal can actually lift the cup.
Politics / Re: 5 Countries In The World Where Celebration Of Christmas Is Illegal And Totally.. by Ketamine9000mg(m): 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2022
Franzinni:
Christmas is a pagan religion just do small research ..easther is also a pagan activity ... But you are as dumb as two pennies so I won't try to worry much ... grin

Calling a religious activity of any type paganism shows your intolerance of other faiths.

To be sincere, all forms of religious beliefs (especially monotheistic religions) are designed to be intolerant of other forms of beliefs. Polytheism is even better. Cast your mind back to early Africa and Mongolia (of Kublai Khan) and you will understand.

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Education / Re: 10 Things You Should Know How To Do (basic Life Hacks) by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:41pm On Nov 30, 2022
Continuation
2. Vegetable gardening should be something you know how to do.

Even if you live in a city, you should try to learn how to cultivate your own food, including a variety of fruits, vegetables, and herbs. Don’t wait any longer if you’re interested in learning how to make these plants produce valuable output because it requires a lot of knowledge, practice, and time to do so. This ability might come in handy one day.



3.You ought to be able to change a tire.

One day while traveling, you might suffer a flat tire and be trapped somewhere without access to a car repair shop. What if nobody on the journey was able to change the tire? You can quickly learn how to change a tire, which might save you a ton of time and hassle on your upcoming road trip.



4.You should be able to bargain.

You can save a ton of money by using effective negotiation techniques. These abilities can also help you win the promotion at the job of your dreams. If you are skilled at negotiating, it suggests you have the upper hand and are willing to put up a fight.



5.You ought to be able to administer basic first aid.

You might get harmed, or even you, and you’ll need to know how to properly clean and bandage a wound when that happens. There may not always be time to wait for medical attention.



6.You should be able to converse with people of all ages.

When a person can hold a decent discussion with a 6-year-old or a 65-year-old without flinching, it is a sign of true maturity and humanity. You will also learn a lot about life if you do this on a regular basis.



7.You should be able to jump start an automobile.

This isn’t as simple as it appears. If you’ve ever observed your parents do this but never learned for yourself, now’s your opportunity. Don’t be caught off guard if the need arises. It’s highly useful knowledge to have, and it’s very likely that you’ll need it one day.



8. You should be able to properly boil an egg.

Too many people screw up breakfast. It’s time to learn the proper method to accomplish this, people. Undercooked eggs are not only unpleasant to the taste, but they may also raise your risk of contracting salmonella.



9.You must be able to lift your own weight.

If you can raise your own weight, you can lift a lot of objects without the help of another person. Strength is always a useful characteristic to have, and if you find yourself hanging off a ledge, you’ll be able to easily pull yourself out of difficulty.



10.You should be able to protect oneself from both lone and group attackers.

Why? First of all, learning self-defense increases your awareness of your surroundings. Additionally, you cease taking physical conflicts for granted. If you’ve initially learned the technique of self-defense, you’re more likely to be able to successfully avoid a conflict.

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Romance / Re: DJ Cuppy Engaged To Ryan Taylor (British Boxer) by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2022
Naxo dem dey take start. Celebrity relationship.

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Jobs/Vacancies / POS Attendant Needed by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:29am On Nov 16, 2022
Female POS Attendant Needed


Responsibilities
1. Attend to customers who want to collect cash or make a transfer.
2. Sales of recharge cards


Requirements and Skills
Ability to read and write.
Must be smart
Must have integrity
Must be ready to start work immediately..
Must live around Igando


Minimum Qualification: SSCE

interested persons should kindly reach out to me.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Her Family On A Yacht by Ketamine9000mg(m): 6:46am On Nov 11, 2022
Hmmm

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny And Weird Bus Stop Names In Lagos State. by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:52pm On Nov 10, 2022
Egosoonstew:
Oga abeg bus stop


Seriously? "Oga abeg bus stop"?
Jokes Etc / Funny And Weird Bus Stop Names In Lagos State. by Ketamine9000mg(m): 6:25pm On Nov 10, 2022
Lagos is full of amazing things, and names of the bus stops are not left out. Let's see some funny and weird bus stop names in Lagos.
-Dustbin bus stop
-Ogogoro bus stop
-Gbe ne jo(eat fire)
-Ogboni Junction
-Akerebiata(Small as a pepper)
-Onimalu(Cow Owner)
-Iyana Mortuary (Road to mortuary)
-Coconut bus stop
-Pure water bus stop


Add yours! smiley smiley smiley

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Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Ketamine9000mg(m): 9:10am On Nov 08, 2022
Urheadmaster:
angry

Meanwhile, over here in Germany.

You mistakenly hit or kill any animal, you go to prison for some period of time embarassed


Africa is a zoo tongue.

Why calling Africa a zoo?
Europeans self-righteousness.
Health / Re: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:14am On Nov 07, 2022
Oluneutral:
You have really done well. If people like you are many in this world, the world would have been a better place.

Thank you, thank you, thank you and God bless you.

You have sown a good seed for yourself and the generations coming through you. Some sow curses for their next generation but you have sown blessings for yours.
Continue being you. I love you with the love of God.


People like Op are many in this world, but very very minutely few in Africa.

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Religion / Re: Is Kissing Before Marriage A Sin? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 9:33am On Oct 16, 2022
Where is righteousnesss when you want him to talk about end time?
Romance / Re: Righteousness2's Obsession With Wars And Everything Bad by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:08pm On Oct 13, 2022
posty56:
make that guy they careful,this Russia and Ukraine issue go make am look like clown , sharing every price of news how Russia will invade Ukraine meanwhile in reality , they're just carrying out drills grin , LMAO, let him chill , world will definitely end ,but not now.


What about today? You still feel it is just a drill?
Politics / A Must-take Political Advice From A Nairalander(guass) by Ketamine9000mg(m): 11:18am On Oct 10, 2022
Dear Youths,

The official campaigns for the 2023 elections have commenced.
Take 1 minute and think about these.

No face cap � can cover your hunger for 4 years
No T-shirt can protect you from insecurity for 4 years
5kg rice cannot help your belly for 4 years
1ltr groundnut oil cannot sustain your kitchen for 4 years.
5 yards of Ankara cannot cover poverty for 4 years

If someone offers you 10k for campaign or voting, ask yourself this question �
How much do they give to their children as pocket money per month?
Remember, your 10k is for 4 years, and it is once and for all.

Think about your value
Think about your voice
Think about your future
Politicians are not more Nigerians than you.
The power is in your hands.

If the best candidate does not have the chance to win, waste your vote on him without a second thought.
It is better to live a fufiled life, than voting for your own problems.
It is the best thing to do.
You have a chance to speak in the future.

Remember you are not suffering as a Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo, but as a Nigerian.
Reject all ethnical cards that are unfavorable to your future.
They will visit you during campaign, but you will never see them again until the next campaign.
Work for an accountable candidate.

Election is local but politics is international
The outcome of election will not only affect you, it affects all Nigerians irrespective of where they are.
Think about the character and integrity of your candidate.

Don't submit yourself as campaign thug,
The children of politicians are enjoying winter abroad.
They don't go out with knife �, gun �, or charms.
Their lives are very important to their parents.

Be wise,
Be smart,
Be thoughtful.
Be focused

God bless Nigeria

Religion / Hell:home Of The Damned? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:26pm On Oct 09, 2022
Feed my curiosity.
-Is Hell real?
-Is Hell an act of divine love or hatred?
-Where is Hell located?
-How big is Hell?

Education / Re: Did Any Lagosian See A Comet This Evening by Ketamine9000mg(m): 9:04pm On Oct 04, 2022
Do we even look up in Lagos state? Na danfo go jam you.

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Crime / Re: Child Kidnappers Caught And Stripped In Ketu. by Ketamine9000mg(m): 12:01pm On Oct 01, 2022
Barrywilly:
It might turned out to be baseless accusations by uninformed mob that didn't bother to listen to both sides. My instinct is telling me that these are just innocent old women

I swear. Very very possible.

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