stephenonyx:
I don't think it's possible

Unless you want to ghost one

Ghost one? How?

Is it possible for an individual to work with both state and federal government in Nigeria at the same time?

Let's say if the nature of job is simple to permit such arrangement.

Is it possible?
What are the implications?

BiggyB242:

Exactly what I told a guy this morning. Not everyone wants to be wealthy.

You mean they are people that actually prefer to be poor? E shock me o.

coolsegun2002:
M’Salah should be careful oooo....one of them can decide to take it upon himself to go and behead the guy now....

You are very correct. Fear those people.

For the fact that one has low sperm count doesn't mean the man can't get a woman pregnant at all,it means the chance of getting a woman pregnant is low. It is just a single sperm that forms baby.

Isorite

I am patiently waiting to see how it all ends.

OZOnNengiTheory:
Righteousness89, our dear e-pastor, what has your 'lord' told you today?

The guy enter depression o....I never see am since morning o

HBB1:


Thought you said Trump will win?

Hahahaha! He said that. Relax his God works in mysterious ways...Maybe Biden will die before the election process is completed...Or the Egyptian style...death at the red sea.

Righteousness89:
GOD Bless President Donald John Trump!

Many are so blind to see and know what is playing out!
They are not after Trump!
They are after you!
They are after the little Freedom you feel you have..
The Antichrist and his Foot Soldiers are so Desperately desperate to Come in..
Trump has Fought an Extraordinary good Fight as a Human being..

There is No More Time!!
There is No More time!!!
There is No More time!!!
Humble yourself before GOD and Accept JESUS Christ..

Repent and Accept JESUS Christ Now!!

God bless Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
When the holy spirit anoints a man such as Biden.......Ok... prepare for rapture blah blah blah���

Prophecies were not stated like this. Is prophecy not supposed to be divine and accurate? Like " As the sunset this day,Mr this will be declared the winner but before the next day,the south will remove him" I mean...with details not this guess work and lack of confidence/faith I am seeing.

Righteousness89:
GOD Bless President Donald John Trump!
You have Fought a very Good Fight!
We GOD All the Thanks, Glory and Honor in all things..

Personally, I Have no Regrets Supporting you Spirtually and Physically.
I will do it wholeheartedly over and over again!

Its unfortunate the Eyes of people are open but that can't see what is Coming!
The Season of Mercy is Gradually coming to a Close!
It's time to sit up and Secure your Soul for Eternity!
It's time to Fully Embrace JESUS Christ as your Lord and Savior!
The Night is Far Spent! The Day of the LORD is at Hand!!
They that Have Ears to Hear should Hear!

E shock you join the holy spirit.
Now are we free to say the only spirit lied to you in your prophecy or you lied that you had a revelation or Jehovah is trying to work in mysterious ways or the particular angel that revealed it to you has being bribed by Biden or Jehovah self don tire on top your matter?

Everything has remedy. The remedy to spiritual stupidity is common sense. Intelligent species being ruled by emotions and wishful thinking claiming it is a god.

Queseda:

I hope Trump is not oblivious of your asslicking, otherwise it will be stupidity to be worshipping a fellow man like you who doesn't even know you exist. May you be delivered of your religious bigotry
Arrant nonsense!

Amen alhamdullahi.
As at yesterday,it was prophecy that Trump would win but now it is clear that common sense and not wishful thinking (AKA prophecy/revelation) is the way to go.

I personally don't care who wins US presidential election but lately,many Nigerians have made it into religious something just as we use it and other sentiments to vote in failed leaders but Americans can actually see and not sentimental.

Righteousness89:
If these kinds of Battering, Panel Beating, Pummeling and Disfiguring Exercises are Happening now, I Begin to wonder the kind of Toture and Beatings that will be unleashed here on Earth on People who Refuse to take the Mark of the Beast after the Rapture of the Saints!

Ensure you are Fully Prepared to take off in the Rapture!
That's all I have to say

This one wer you dey everywhere for nairaland all dey time like this,hope say you get work so? Abi you dey among those waiting for offerings and sowing seed?

Salmoneus:


Be careful what you type on Nairaland, you are very easy to track down...

Tract down for what?

Righteousness89:
strange two Headed Creatures Springing out in these times in various Nations are Confusing the people

Men and Brethren, Even the World itself is In the Midst of Strange Confusion as never seen Before..

The Appointed time is upon us..
The Night is Far Spent,
The Day is at Hand,
Let's not be Carried away with Events and leave ourselves unprepared like the Unwise Virgins..
The Coming of JESUS is soon HERE..

Seriously? The end time is here because of something that has being happening?

I fear who no fear you.

Falz,I understand. Naira Marley and Davido in governance? I am not understanding.

Righteousness89:
So Pathetic!
So Unfortunate!
So unwise act to Do!
No Matter the Hardship or Challenges Hitting you on all sides, it is totally Uncomparable to Hell Fire!
Let no one Deceive you or Modify the truth!
Suicide is Self Murder!
Suicide is Straight to Hell Fire!!

No Matter your Situation Here! You are Far Betterof than those in Hell Fire Now!

When it seems the World is Falling on you, Turn to the JESUS! Burdens are Lifted at Calvary!!

You always make foolish comments in God's name.

RIP

inoki247:
Shey na d Ring kill her abi Boiling Ring

Which one be boiling ring again?.... nairalanders! Una no go take laff kill me o.

Considering the fact that God is almighty, perfect,most-loving and omniscient,why did God put the fruit of knowledge(good and bad) in Eden?

Considering the fact that God can do all things and wiser than all things,why didn't God just kill Lucifer instead of killing his only son and allowing this long almost unrealistic (if not fully unrealistic) process to mankind salvation?

Considering the fact that the universe is almost infinite,why was Lucifer cast to earth(home of man) when they could have literally shot him anywhere(maybe the sun) in the galaxy away from mankind?

Considering the fact that earth and everything in it is worthless (vanity) and one can't commit sin in heaven,why does human action on earth determines if he/she is worthy of heaven?

This is funny and sad.

Do people really install these apps?

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I ended the call telling my wife that I was busy and would speak to her when I get home.

But my wife kept calling and calling. I became angry. I did not answer. Soon, as I got home, from the door…she said we need to talk. That now, I have joined the men that are sleeping with the compound slut. That every man in the compound has slept with that our neighbor‘s wife and now its my turn.

First, I never knew this woman was sleeping with other men in our yard. But that is not enough for my wife to assume me too was sleeping with her. My wife showed me chats from two women from our yard that told her that her husband is this woman’s latest catch.


That made me angrier. That my wife was gossiping with other women in the yard. I told her she was belittling herself by talking to these women. But my wife just went on and on. I told her I did not want to continue the conversation with her because she was acting very childish and annoying.

Next thing I heard was commotion in the compound. My wife went to this woman’s apartment and was shouting at her to leave her husband alone. Called her all manner of names and this woman was ready to fight my wife if not for people holding her.

I am seriously boiling and I feel like asking my wife to leave my house before my anger drives me to lift my hand and give her the beating of her life. I have sworn never to beat my wife but if this is how she thinks, I am not sure if I can keep that promise.

Our marriage is just 2 years old, no child yet and this is the first time something this crazy is happening like this. But this is too extreme and embarrassing. Even if the woman is a slut…did she catch me with her?

Truly, I did not expect this from my wife…please tell me what to do cos I truly feel like sending her packing for disgracing me in the entire yard…now, the woman’s husband will think am among the men that have f**ked his wife.

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I was asked about 15 differences between PREECLAMPSIA and ECLAMPSIA.(Days of wicked lecturers)
After listing the ones I knew and out of options,I added
Preeclampsia is spelt PREECLAMPSIA while Eclampsia is spelt as ECLAMPSIA.

Preeclampsia spelling starts with P while Eclampsia spelling starts with E.

Preeclampsia has 12 alphabets in it while Eclampsia has 9 alphabets.

True life story.