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Family / Re: Teenagers Dedicate Their Newborn Son In Delta Church by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:09am On Jul 27, 2020
illicit:
I don't see any teenager here sir

neither a new born son, that is an infant.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Is op high on something?

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Health / Re: Madagascar's Covid-Organics Can’t Cure COVID-19, Only Cures Cough – Ehanire by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
my people talk say "any day we're man wer no fit talk whistle, to talk don near for am"

You know what I mean.

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Celebrities / Re: Man Caught On Camera Stealing Massive Love Machine From A Sex Shop In Broad Daylight by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:43am On Jul 22, 2020
illicit:
Men

Only the statue of liberty can need that huge Love Machine

grin

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Education / Re: 2 Times You Should NEVER Address A Lady As A "Miss" Or "Mrs" by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:24pm On Jul 20, 2020
How do we pronounce Ms?

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Celebrities / Re: See What The Actors Of Spartacus Look Like Now Few Years Later by Ketamine9000mg(m): 11:31pm On Jul 18, 2020
xpotless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INXhU9owk_k

Words fall from your mouth absent thought as shit from ass.

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Health / Re: Can Someone Help Explain What Is Wrong With My Stomach? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 2:20pm On Jul 01, 2020
hinere:
1) How was your Eating Routine before now?
2) Are you one of those who skip breakfast till 11am?
3) Are you one of those who skip drinking water till 11am?

When an individual lifestyle involves the above. The result is what is happening to you. Kindly make sure you eat and drink water in the morning. There is a reason it's called BREAK-FAST...Break Your Fast. We all fast over night not knowing.

All theses are just signs of Ulcer coming but glad it didn't graduate to full blown Ulcer.

It will pass and you will be fine.


Perfecto,you have said it all...... Next!!!
Romance / Re: 10 Most Effective Communication Steps That Would Save Your Marriage. by Ketamine9000mg(m): 2:14pm On Jul 01, 2020
Perfecto.

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Celebrities / Re: Graduation Ceremony In Westchester Sparks Coronavirus Cluster by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:42am On Jun 30, 2020
Corona virus is a curse upon this world. It should just come and be going.
Crime / Re: Church Leader Kills Colleague After Catching Him Having Sex With His 29-year-old by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:39am On Jun 30, 2020
RIP to him...If he believed in reincarnation,maybe he will learn and stay away from people's wife in his next life. You get wife for house dey leave house for another man's. Tor......RIP.
Health / Re: Lady Dies After Posting "If I Die During Lockdown No Need For Autopsy" by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:29am On Jun 30, 2020
martolux:
Don't worry, maybe you are too quick for death...Well, sooner or later, it will still catch up on you, and so it is for everybody.

Yes o..."Valar Morghulis:All men must die."
Not just because of one post but because we live, death becomes inevitable.

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Health / Re: Lady Dies After Posting "If I Die During Lockdown No Need For Autopsy" by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:34am On Jun 30, 2020
doggedfighter:
When it comes to death they argue that words are powerful . Who has ever become a billionaire by calling himself one or by posting it on Facebook?

Life happens.
What will be, will be

It's even religious scammers that started that rubbish by asking their gullible followers to keep speaking it so as to possess it grin

Don't mind them. Yeye people.
The number of posts I have made on death on various social media....I for don die tey tey.

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Romance / Re: For Those Who Want To Keep Snakes As Pets, Look At What A Snake Did To The Owner by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:47pm On Jun 10, 2020
I will rather keep a pig or cow as pet

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Phones / Re: See Reasons Why You Should Start Using Touchpal Keyboard On Your Phone by Ketamine9000mg(m): 11:41pm On Jun 07, 2020
If it is not Gboard, it is not the best.
Phones / Re: Airtel About To Loss Millions Of Subscribers If This Is True by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:04pm On May 28, 2020
I think the double data is still on. I just checked.

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Student Who Refused To Go Home For Lockdown Dies In Boyfriend's House by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:39pm On May 24, 2020
Ayomideayo:
cryMay our visitor not die in our house

Amen,amen..............amen!

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Babafemi Adebayo Dies In Brazil As Wife Cries, Begs Him To Wake Up by Ketamine9000mg(m): 6:27pm On May 15, 2020
RIP

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide In Tears As Nigerian Female Dancer Picture Kodak Dies by Ketamine9000mg(m): 10:43pm On Apr 30, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:


I don't know what to call u.

Call him Omo oshi.
Romance / Re: Wife Vs Sidechick..curvy Lagos Lady Post Interesting Photos by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:33pm On Apr 08, 2020
Some people don't even know the meaning of "CURVY"............Shaiiiiii!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nature Reclaims City: Alligator Walking Around Desserted Shopping Mall In U.S. by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:03am On Apr 06, 2020
So humans are now artificial beings and no longer part of nature?
Health / Re: Obama Warns African Leaders To Reject The Proposed Coronavirus Vaccine Test by Ketamine9000mg(m): 6:56am On Apr 06, 2020
majamajic:
Obama that did nothing for Africa as USA president , he didn't even visit Nigeria

Yes. He was supposed to do something for you because he was the president of Africa/The world?
Romance / Re: This Married Man Seem To Have Married His Wife Out Of Pity? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:14am On Apr 01, 2020
mamagee3:

I said he held his wife in public in a “She needs a husband, so I need to be there for her sort of way” and you still not reading it... undecided

What does that even mean?

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Romance / Re: This Married Man Seem To Have Married His Wife Out Of Pity? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 4:58am On Apr 01, 2020
mamagee3:

Read the whole post, pay attention to the second line.

Nothing of note to really read here. I think you emotionally made the conclusion.

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Health / Re: Dog Tests Positive For Coronavirus In Hong Kong by Ketamine9000mg(m): 1:39pm On Feb 29, 2020
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Health / Re: Dog Tests Positive For Coronavirus In Hong Kong by Ketamine9000mg(m): 8:19am On Feb 29, 2020
West2019:
God is giving us a sign of him coming but we fail to understand, worser disease is still coming after this why can you turned away from all sins and give ur life to Christ

You obviously don't know history..... mankind have faced worst disease outbreaks.....Even the almighty black death and we survived. We will survive this and no end will come.

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Romance / Re: Does Happily Ever After Love Stories Exist In Reality?? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 11:47am On Feb 26, 2020
You sure say this news na true?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo: Why Is The No.7 Jersey So Important To Him? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 5:17pm On Feb 12, 2020
You can continue reading here.........

So why number seven? We investigate.

During his childhood days, the now 35-year-old wore the No.28 shirt during his time at Donning Lisbon and against what might be his next club Manchester Joined in a pre-season inviting in 2003. It wasnt until he joined the Red Villains in 2004, that Sir Alex Ferguson persuaded the Portuguese whiz to wear the notorious No.7 shirt as Ronaldo was to supplant another symbol David Beckham who had moved to Madrid.

By wearing seven, Ronaldo was to follow in the strides of a portion of the greats who have graced the turf of Old Trafford. Prior to his appearance in Manchester, David Beckham, George Best and Eric Cantona are only a portion of the legends to have worn the number already for the Red Fallen angels. The Assembled "red 7" since Ronaldo cleared it, has end up being a weight for renowned and capable advances, possibly an outcome of what the Portuguese wizard accomplished in it.

Michael Owen a previous Britain universal neglected to satisfy hopes wearing the shirt, Ángel Di María now a star at Paris Holy person Germain landed in a $60,000,000 bargain in 2014 and endured one year. Recently, Alexis Sánchez, the Chilean charm landed in a burst of exposure from Weapons store. Landing in January 2018, Joined paid $39,000,000 as his agreement at Stockpile was being run down. Sanchez benefitted as the Manchester men got him "for as little as possible - his compensation an eye-watering $350,00 every week. Given the No.7 shirt, he has never discovered his structure and has been delivered out on advance at Bury Milan, are only three names that have disillusioned while acquiring the shirt Ronaldo made his own.

Ferguson needed to convince Ronaldo to take up the mantle of those symbols before him, by tolerating the famous number. Much to anyone's dismay then that the 18-year-old from Madeira would turn into the worldwide hotshot with the No.7 on his back as his trademark-truly. Winning his first Ballon d Or grant in 2008, he got an aggregate of 42 objectives in a solitary season under Ferguson and set the Head Alliance land, while keeping in touch with himself into club old stories.

His transition to Genuine Madrid in 2009, saw Ronaldo get on the No.9 shirt on his appearance to the Spanish capital. Los Blancos legend Raul held the No.7 shirt at that point, and in this manner it implied Ronaldo needed to hold up until the legend left to Schalke in 2010, preceding he was later given the number by club president Florentino Pérez.

During his nine-year spell on Spanish soil, Ronaldo turned into the clubs unequaled driving goalscorer outperforming "Mr Genuine Madrid" Raul. The Portuguese charm got a mind boggling 451 objectives in 438 games, which means a normal of 1.03 objectives per game played, for Los Blancos. He got 312 in LaLiga, 22 in the Copa del Rey, four in the Supercopa de Espana, two in the European Super Cup, six in the Club World Cup and 105 in the Heroes Alliance.

Ronaldo will consistently be recalled in Madrid as the star who took on Raul's seven shirt and improved it. Eden Peril joined Genuine in June 2019 again in a blast of exposure to supplant the withdrawing Ronaldo. The expense $113,000,000. He was given the No.7 pullover and you've gotten it - his presentation season has been disillusioning, no doubt. The scourge of the seven pullover or simply the weight of following in the strides of a virtuoso?

Swapping Spain for Italy, Cristiano got the No.7 shirt from Cuadrado while landing at Juventus, with the last currently wearing the No.16. The Colombian had taken up the Portuguese geniuses number on landing from Chelsea on-credit in front of the 2016-17 crusade, his second advance at the Serie A bosses.

Cuadrado agreed to empty his shirt for the previous Manchester Joined together and Genuine Madrid forward when he participated in the mid year of 2018. Cuadrado composed on his Instagram page following the appearance of Ronaldo: It is smarter to offer than to get! Gifts Cristiano right now.

Later asking his Twitter supporters which number he should then take up, the famous number which was proposed was 16 and from that point forward, the 31-year-old has worn it from that point onward.

By wearing the No.7 at Juventus, Ronaldo has followed in the strides of Hasan Salihamidžić, Gianluca Pessoto, and Angelo Di Livio. World Cup champ Didier Deschamps likewise wore it at Juve. Different stars in the Juventus 7 club have included: Andreas Möller, Marco Tardelli, Paolo Di Canio, Antonio Conte and furthermore Giancarlo Marocchi before Ronaldo found a good pace his own. Incredible players all - however none will be recognized as the best seven in Juve hues.

On global obligation, Ronaldo first wore the No.17 shirt while including for Portugal at the European Heroes in 2004. The supernatural pullover was worn by legend Luís Figo at the time however after his retirement, Ronaldo before long asserted it. Figo is recognized as a genuine extraordinary however Ronaldo has taken it on to an unheard of level captaining his nation to Euro title magnificence in 2016 beating France on their home ground at the Stade de France 1-0. Ronaldo lifted the trophy wearing, indeed, his No.7 pullover.

Some would state its fortunate number seven which has been related with the number for a long time far and wide. Who knows, perhaps Ronaldos next youngster could be named "sete " which means number seven in Portuguese. Who could accuse him in the event that he did?
Romance / Re: I Got Married To Him Because Of His Manhood But Now I'm Crazy, What Do I Do? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:55pm On Feb 09, 2020
blacq2009:

God bless you.

You too cheesy
Romance / Re: I Got Married To Him Because Of His Manhood But Now I'm Crazy, What Do I Do? by Ketamine9000mg(m): 7:54pm On Feb 09, 2020
IDFWU:


Oil dey your head cool
Set awon nonsensical blogger tongue
Wa gbayi joor grin

Thank you plenty

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