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Mr. T.B Joshua & Co, I give up on your matter . Your lies are too much for me to tolerate.

Busybody2: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit because it needs the bully user to mock a victim just to get a few lame laughs from the audience.

I didn't ask you for definition, U too like to dey do busybody!

Busybody2: CHRISTIANS ARE NOT VICTIMS.
Jesus Christ is the one holding all the aces, calling the shots and dictating the pace of the game.

#Yawns# Please, tell us another story this one is stale already!

Some people will never recognise sarcasm

hifaif: So why was God so angry?
The first man (before he sinned) seems more like a robot to me. So why did God make a big deal out of it?

He gets angry over the silliest of things . Even Uzzah the Levite that was trying to support the ark from falling was also struck dead by him, so much for a so called merciful God.

@OP
That a so called supreme being gets angry over a fruit or humans are supposedly robots don't even bother me as these are just Jewish myths meant for Jews to guide them.

fabat: i have warned you severally several times to quit smoking mosquito coils.

Fixed.
I'm sorry, I could not resist the temptation of correcting you.

drkay: Automated Car driving itself based on instructions given.

I think this (In trial phase though) exists already.

That Religion again?

delishpot: My brother, women don surffer for some naija men hands o. Its well hope you have a wonderful weekend ahead.

U too.

delishpot: You need insult women join? Do you go hunting? Men of those days go hunting to provide meat for their families, they farm and they treck miles and miles to sell yams do men of now adays do it too? Or should we say they are lazy to hunt grass cutters, antelopes and deers but would rather give their wives money to buy cow and goat meat instead.

Bless you jare. I thought I was the only one who noticed the unnecessary insult.

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No, the cure is love. Love of one another irrespective of tribe or religion.

No way will a Boss love his employees that he will deny them salary.

No way will Boko Haram insurgents love the infidels others as themselves that they will decide to go on bombing and killing spree.

No way will that wicked Madam love her housemaid like her children that she will decide to use hot iron and other undescribables to torment and molest her.

No way will the President, Lawmakers, Governors e.t.c love those they were appointed to serve as themselves...you get my gist here. The list is inexhaustive.

Most present day Churches have refused to hammer on Love for one another, instead all they teach is prosperity,fake miracles, fake tongue speaking and sell stupid/dumb ideas of spiritual wives/husband, enemy from the village, spirituality of 7 cockroches found in his dirty house as posted by one Nairalander e.t.c LOVE, LOVE, LOVE is key!

Eh Bayo! We don't care. Thanks for validating the truth about the bribe, that's all that matters for now.

sample042: frontpage abeg!

Saw your PM, bro. PM doesn't work for me on Nairaland.

emusmith: No matter how neat you are, I'm neater than you.

And so ? Better go clean your house and pay for fumigation, instead of claiming Mr. Neat Warrior up and down on the internet.

Abeg go and clean your house jor

Are they still working on that route, na wa o Since early 2012, I took that route while in Lagos. Too slow abeg! Make them come learn from Julius Berger in Abuja!

sample042: Aw far bro?

I'm fine man. Hope you good too?

Ukutsgp: hell is real and i dnt see how talking about it amounts to terrorising people. whether u believe in hell or not is not my problem. u will know when d time comes.

Ignored! I've been warned not to waste my time Data(megabytes) on you anymore.

Rich4god: Abeg, all of una arguing with Ukutgp, make una help me with Mega byte I see say una get am in excess...

Ukutsgp: my friend stop being senseless. there is nothing wrong with his statement. i repeat like him. purgatory is a hoax. it is fake. it is a clever work of fiction.

You can make your point without the insult. Is insulting people what you Christians learn in church these days? How to be an insult warrior

Very typical of you! You were just in a hurry to insult (despite calling yourself a christian)without realizing that my initial post shows that I don't believe in your hell fire, let alone purgatory. I pointed out the irony of Mr.Mike read below:

kevoh: Who else sees the irony in the sentences in boldface? Mike Gendron, all in a bid to lash at the Catholic's concept of purgatory forgot totally that hell is another tool of FEAR used by the same christian religion.
Yes, purgatory might make no sense to him (being a non-catholic) but so does Hell which, using his words, is also a concept of terrifying prison with fire that leads to dreadful fear ''among christians'' and serves as a form of religious bondage.
Many christians don't serve their God because of love for him but of fear of hell fire. Times without number we have heard the usual Pascal's wager being stated by christians. Remove Hell fire from the equation, you'd be amazed by what you'll get.
Sorry for the long post and derailling. Carry on with your discussion.

You are also committing same error as your hero Mr.Mike but fail to see beyond you. Your Bible says:

Matthew 7:3-5
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye.

More views needed jor . I am yet to see any response to this.

sample042: Why don't U preach d gospel in places like NORTH East 9ja, MIDDLE EAST COUNTRIES, LIBYA, CHINA, AMAZON, RUSSIA and oda parts of d earth where xtainity is seen as abomination since u aint afraid 2 DIE. Do dis and await ur blessings in heaven. Am sure dt d crown d bible promised us will surely be multiplied for U.

We xtains, we like pretending a lot. I don't know Y...

Ukutsgp: Ultimately, the
enslavement and subjugation of people is the
goal of every false religion... The concept of a terrifying prison
with a purging fire, governed by religious leaders,
is a most brilliant invention. It holds people
captive, not only in this life but also in the next
life...This dreadful fear and
uncertainty is the most ruthless form of religious
bondage and deception!


Mike Gendron
www.pro-gospel.org
by Mike Gendron

Who else sees the irony in the sentences in boldface? Mike Gendron, all in a bid to lash at the Catholic's concept of purgatory forgot totally that hell is another tool of FEAR used by the same christian religion.

Yes, purgatory might make no sense to him (being a non-catholic) but so does Hell which, using his words, is also a concept of terrifying prison with fire that leads to dreadful fear ''among christians'' and serves as a form of religious bondage.

Many christians don't serve their God because of love for him but of fear of hell fire. Times without number we have heard the usual Pascal's wager being stated by christians. Remove Hell fire from the equation, you'd be amazed by what you'll get.

Sorry for the long post and derailling. Carry on with your discussion.

Ekiseme: can you translate that for me? I didn't get it

It's a French swear word meaning ''Fucker''. Sorry , I normally won't throw insult at anyone on Nairaland even if I was insulted, I was only pissed off by that late Man City equaliser and just transferred the anger on you. My Bad!

sample042: Why don't U preach d gospel in places like NORTH East 9ja, MIDDLE EAST COUNTRIES, LIBYA, CHINA, AMAZON, RUSSIA and oda parts of d earth where xtainity is seen as abomination since u aint afraid 2 DIE.

We xtains, we like pretending a lot. I don't know Y...

Lol...Waiting for a good response to the above. Hopefully you guys will not stylishly avoid it like I can already sense someone doing.

samflexxy: but we should have at least try to kip him not let him go cause he asked to go there

Nope, they thought he was going to play in the Major League Soccer, USA. Even Mourinho was shocked to know he decided to go to a rival club in England.
Anyway , we forge ahead! Lampard's move is old news now. Striving to win the Premiership is what's more important.