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Hustle ooo! Hustle! Make you pack you and your family go Canada, Australia e.t.c or have resources to visit these countries on holiday, so that you will not be dragging with Nigerian Religious Bigots whether things related to Dec 25th are of pagan origin like Christmas Bonus, Christmas Holiday, Santa Claus and those things that make people merry and happy. As for me, chicken+sausage+gizzard loading...

SuperiorMind:
Thank you
I obviously didn't know
I just assumed level 11 is between levels 10 and 12

And come to think of it, why is there no level 11?

Sincerely, I have no idea.

SuperiorMind:
I want to believe level 11 is the level after level 10, before level 12.
Since you don't know, you obviously don't know

There's no level eleven in civil service. You are promoted from level 10 to level 12. That's why he is saying if you know you know.

Go back to your Uncle as a prodigal son!

gtown:
Me, what l saw was an old time agbero attempting to show his old time skill by holding on to a moving taxi, only to fall off like a carton pack of ice fish(aka mortuary).

The video you saw was the aftermath of him being beaten by those thugs. Watch what really happened in this Twitter link below:
https:///typrDhCf0N

Infact, someone almost hit him with a log of wood.

Hunry:
Maybe you should do your research and try to understand what the phrase "forget kindle publishing" means.

Let the op answer.

Lol...MacSmart is actually right. In layman's terms, what this means is to publish more low content books (journals, planners, diaries e.t c) on Amazon kdp as that is where the gold mine is, as opposed to publishing books (fiction/non-fiction) with contents (the one you will write plenty Grammar and story) on Amazon kdp.

jesusjnr:
You should also ask Jesus and Paul if they were married because of their teachings on marriage.

Pointless question so not worth my response.

Jesus and Paul? Kikikiki I guessed as much. Those with brains reading this know the one with the pointless position. Enjoy your dumb thread.

OP, you are yet to answer this question, Are you married? Many have asked on this thread. I noticed how you have dodged it so far. So ARE YOU MARRIED?
Just a simple Yes or No answer will suffice.
cc: jesusjnr

Kikiki ..If they like they pay on 10th January 2020 na dem sabi, me I don buy all the necessary stuff and also set aside school fees for second term for my two kids. After my experience in December 25th, 2015, (When Baba Buhari became President ) where I was broke and received my salary exactly Christmas morning and could hardly do any shopping by then, I have learnt to stop depending on my salary especially this December salary. Thanks to other sources of income.

Meanwhile, note how no mention of the minimum wage was made.

Shaking my head! Funny thread! Young married couple with 3 kids already will be looking at the OP with side eye! This is what yoruba people will say : ọmọde ọ mọ ogun, ọ npe ni ẹfọ!

I don't even know who is more silly, Me, for wasting my data to watch the rubbish or her for releasing this wack song? Her voice was a turn off, even auto tune could not save her.

Is there no other way for EFFC to announce their taking over of a building asides defacing the wall with that irritating paint scribbling of theirs?

I also don't understand the rationale behind EFCC shutting down these businesses whenever the owner is convicted. Just replace the corrupt and convicted owner of the business with a government entity e.g Amcon then transfer the profits into government pocket instead of shutting down the business completely and making hundreds or thousands of people lose their job.

Righteousness89:
[s][/s] Ogboni is a cult.. it is Darkness! It's not of GOD.. There is Nothing to Modify

Time and time again, I see you people make this same error on Nairaland. The term I presume you want to use is Occultic.

Christianity is a religious cult. Islam is a religious cult. Same with Judaism. Messi, Ronaldo, Beyonce all have cult following. As long as you are part of a group with devotion towards a figure/object e.g Jesus Christ, then you are part of a cult. This is different from Occultism.

Now for people that dabble into ''mysterious stuffs'' . I.e metaphysical, supernatural things that are often secretive. These are people into occultism.

Here is where it gets tricky, people of a cult can practice Occultism. We have seen Christians and Muslims go into fetish stuffs. Occultic people can form their own cult too Both can overlap but both terms exist independent of the other.

Gbemishile1:
Another problem is the work and technical experience - cus the work I engage in now isn't my course related kind of work.

What type of work is that? Finance related?

Gbemishile1:
Please I would like to know if it's possible to register for NSE with a very low grade of second class lower in engineering.

NSE does not use University grades to register it's members. As long as you can go through the rigorous exercise of preparing your Work and Technical experience, pass the phase 1 and 2 of the exams and spend up to N160k or more, then you stand a chance to be a corporate member of the NSE.

Olufunke1997:
But mayor is a cool and easy going dude

He stopped being that the moment he assaulted the landmark staff.

Cyberleets:
Look how they are nagging cos a guy wants to make peace with his dad.

I swear I'm also baffled. I thought I saw a happy ending story, these lots just had to turn it into men vs women thread.

Finally, an original interesting and mature Nairaland thread that was not stolen or copied from Instablog, Twitter and other forums. It was also witty and educative. Nice one op.

budusky05:
Where is that ogogoro man called wike? Come and see ur follow governor hand work.

You people must politicise everything sha. Uber is not a government initiative. Let Lagos State governor handle the hydra-headed traffic in Lagos. Uber as a private business is only making profit from where the Lagos State government is failing.

I suspect the Airport Taxi drivers are behind this. Uber, Taxify and co are really punching them hard and instead of them to conform with modern times, they sit and hang around the airport doing nothing.

7. The Nigerian Cybercrime Act 2015 prohibits
cybersquatting , which is registering or using an Internet domain name with bad faith intent to profit from the goodwill of a trademark belonging to someone else, or to profit by selling to its rightful owner. Individuals who engage in this are liable on conviction to imprisonment for a term of not less than 2 years or a fine of not less than N5 million or to both fine and imprisonment.

What sort of nonsense is this? So domain flippers should not do business. How is it my fault when I decide to buy a domain name and sell it later? Is it my fault that someone was lazy and dumb enough to register or renew his domain.

No be dis one wear lab coat go greet CardiB No wonder CardiB snubbed them for kebab instead.

Stop waiting for crumbs on Nairaland, go to Twitter and enjoy the full gist of #CardiBInAccra. Yes, I'm with shatta wale by the way.

Coldie:
This guy is not a good James bond actor.

The normal James bond we know is not brutal this guy is too brutal and violent.

James bond was a ladies man this guy is not. He is just trying to ride on the name mission impossible is much closer to James bond than his movies

That's the fault of the director and the script writers not the actor. You are directing your anger at the wrong person! The actor will only act what the script says and do what he is directed to do.

The paid BMCs are all over this thread and everywhere on Twitter working overtime to change the narrative at all cost. There are different videos recorded from different angles on Twitter (not just one video) for me to draw my conclusion. I took my time to watch the videos and know what I saw. BMC it will not work.

ITbomb:
Someone is teaching for a full month to get that 5k

Someone who earns 5k a month has no business purchasing a cow. Even kpomo the person will find it hard to buy.

The average sized cow costs N100k to N120k (could cost more) if I can remember. Someone who can afford a clean Toyota Corrola and a cow for N110k, can afford to pay 5k to transport it.

Although, I think the thread is more about if the Toyota can withstand the stress and not the owner's financial capability.

bindukwe:
You can't come to such financial conclusions without knowing the specifics.

This situation isn't detailed enough to draw any valuable conclusions. its just 2 images, a cow standing and another inside a car trunk.

Uncle, I don't even need the picture of the cow standing to draw my conclusion. There is even no need for the first picture. The second one tells the whole story.

I don't even buy the idea of taking home cows for slaughter. What is the purpose? To show everyone in your street that you slaughtered a cow? Too much stress, mbok! Buy the cow, pay them to slaughter it at the abbatoir and take the meat home.

Don't kill NIPOST. They still have their use. It will come back to haunt us. Asides FIRS dragging NIPOST for stamp duty, NIPOST can still generate funds other ways. E.g NIPOST can charge people a small monthly fee of N300 to N500 to have mailboxes in their house.
There's a reason people still receive letters, mails and parcels in their homes in advanced countries. It's because they still have an effective mailing system.

The reason why NIPOST not effective and presence not felt is the same reason many government agencies are not effective. They are all waiting for FG monthly allocation.

Kids! Stop doing drugs! This is the aftereffect!

inspitation:
is it your prayer? or gathering? dont you know the road to asorock? go and protest against the tyranny government and leave religious people alone
rubbish

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Jewessgratitude:
Lol��� omor...see defending of biscuits hahahaaa. You get time o.. Even darnish biscuit come enter matter just to justify going to buy biscuit in the mall. So na una dey go dey cause long queue for pay point terminal for malls say una wan pay for biscuit when aboki malam dey there for kiosk? ���hahaha...

But on a more serious notes, I don't buy biscuits from malls, 1, because I dont like biscuits and if for any reason I feel like having shot bread biscuits, I go to a nearby mini mart off the road and eat. Which one I go come spoot dey enter mall say na biscuit I wan buy? Wetin wan bring all that one?
Abeg Ibadan make una pkachakwa anya unu dia����

Every mallam to his kettle. I'm not even a fan of biscuits either except when I'm buying cartons for my kids to take to school. Besides, I don't remember mall owners complaining about long queues. Trust me, asides festive periods, these mall owners in Nigeria will be glad to have any form of long queue. The purchasing power of Nigerians is just on the low. Besides modern day technology have allowed for self checkout systems to reduce any queue. Biko, let people spend their money where and how they deem it fit!