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CelebritiesRe: Mike Ezuruonye And Odion Ighalo Hang Out Together (Photo) by keypad1: 7:45pm On Jan 27, 2016
kossyablaze:
yes o buh I'm cuter
for where?

See your pear head.

Hahaha
CelebritiesRe: Mike Ezuruonye And Odion Ighalo Hang Out Together (Photo) by keypad1: 7:42pm On Jan 27, 2016
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EducationRe: Folorunso Alakija Appointed As Chancellor Of Uniosun by keypad1: 7:41pm On Jan 27, 2016
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NYSCRe: Ijare Corpers Create Awareness On Lassa Fever In Ondo Today (Photos) by keypad1: 7:39pm On Jan 27, 2016
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HealthRe: Ladies Stop Pushing Your Stomach To Your Bum (photo) by keypad1: 7:36pm On Jan 27, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo's Letter To Senate And House Of Representatives by keypad1: 7:18pm On Jan 27, 2016
OlujobaSamuel:
[i]January 13, 2016
Distinguished Senator Bukola Saraki,
President of the Senate,
FedAbuja.
Honourable Yakubu Dogara,
Speaker, House of Representatives,
National Assembly Complex,
Abuja.
It is appropriate to begin this letter, which I am sending to all members of the Senate and the House of Representatives through both of you at this auspicious and critical time, with wishes of Happy New Year to you all.
On a few occasions in the past, both in and out of office as the President of Nigeria, I have agonised on certain issues within the arms of government at the national level and among the tiers of government as well. Not least, I have reflected and expressed, outspokenly at times, my views on the practice in the National Assembly which detracts from distinguishness and honourability because it is shrouded in opaqueness and absolute lack of transparency and could not be regarded as normal, good and decent practice in a democracy that is supposed to be exemplary. I am, of course, referring to the issue of budgets and finances of the National Assembly.
The present economic situation that the country has found itself in is the climax of the steady erosion of good financial and economic management which grew from bad to worse in the last six years or so. The executive and the legislative arms of government must accept and share responsibility in this regard. And if there will be a redress of the situation as early as possible, the two arms must also bear the responsibility proportionally. The two arms ran the affairs of the country unmindful of the rainy day. The rainy day is now here. It would not work that the two arms should stand side by side with one arm pulling and without the support of the other one for good and efficient management of the economy.
The purpose of election into the Legislative Assembly particularly at the national level is to give service to the nation and not for the personal
service and interest of members at the expense of the nation which seemed to have been the mentality, psychology, mindset and practice within
the National Assembly since the beginning of this present democratic dispensation. Where is patriotism? Where is commitment? Where is service?
The beginning of good governance which is the responsibility of all arms and all the tiers of government is openness and transparency. It does
not matter what else we try to do, as long as one arm of government shrouds its financial administration and management in opaqueness and
practices rife with corruption, only very little, if anything at all, can be achieved in putting Nigeria on the path of sustainable and enduring
democratic system, development and progress. Governance without transparency will be a mockery of democracy.
Let us be more direct and specific so that action can be taken where it is urgently necessary. A situation where our national budget was predicated on $38 per barrel of oil with estimated 2 million barrels per day and before the budget was presented, the price of oil had gone down to $34 per barrel and now hovering around $30 and we have no assurance of producing 2 million barrels and if we can, we have no assurance of finding market for it, definitely calls for caution. If production and price projected in the budget stand, we would have to borrow almost one third
of the 6 trillion naira budget. Now beginning with the reality of the budget, there is need for sober reflection and sacrifice with innovation at the level of executive and legislative arms of government.
The soberness, the sacrifice and seriousness must be patient and apparent. It must not be seen and said that those who, as leaders, call for sacrifice from the citizenry are living in obscene opulence. It will not only be insensitive but callously so. It would seem that it is becoming a culture that election into the legislative arm of government at the national level in particular is a licence for financial misconduct and that should not be. The National Assembly now has a unique opportunity of presenting a new image of itself. It will help to strengthen, deepen, widen and sustain our democracy.
By our Constitution, the Revenue Mobilisation, Allocation and Fiscal Commission is charged with the responsibility of fixing emoluments of the
three arms of government: executive, legislature and judiciary. The Commission did its job but by different disingenuous ways and devices, the
legislature had overturned the recommendation of the Commission and hiked up for themselves that which they are unwilling to spell out in detail,
though they would want to defend it by force of arm if necessary. What is that?
Mr. President of the
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PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Upholds Wike’s Election As Rivers Governor by keypad1: 7:04pm On Jan 27, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Kogi APC Leaders Celebrate Late Abubakar Audu - PICS by keypad1: 6:47pm On Jan 27, 2016
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EducationRe: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by keypad1: 2:56pm On Jan 27, 2016
Slimzjoe:
Closing January 31st

blood of jesus. I need to act fast.


My brother i have not done computer base before. Where can i get it to practise with? I mean the software on computer. I dont have money tpo pay for those guys asking for code ooo.


Maybe a free version.


Help me
EducationRe: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by keypad1: 12:08pm On Jan 27, 2016
Pls is the sale of jamb form still on? When is deadline for registration?
PoliticsRe: 40 Killed As Cameroonian Troops Chase Boko Haram Into Borno Village by keypad1: 11:42am On Jan 27, 2016
Where is dat cow from daura?
Fvck him
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Abduct 85-year-old Farmer In Ekiti, Demand N40m Ransom by keypad1: 9:35am On Jan 27, 2016
I blame buhari for this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 9:29pm On Jan 26, 2016
Harvard13:
how did this guy survive agueros 4 goals in 2 weeks??
fvck u havard

from
Sero
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 11:18am On Jan 25, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
All of una praying and fasting that I dont captain Aguero: your prayers has worked for 2 weeks now...I've been benevolent enough...

Make I hear say I remove armband from Aguero again.

#Note to self#: Super-glue the gaddam thing on Aguero!!!!
mazi i take God beg you. Make it a hartrick of not captaining aguero. You can do it please.

Hahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 11:16am On Jan 25, 2016
Griffon:
Manager of the week? I'll take that.
no way mehn!


I got 81 points. So i should be manager of the week.
PropertiesRe: 3 Billion Naira Residential Building. Possible? by keypad1: 10:01pm On Jan 24, 2016
Fvck buhari
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 24th January 2016 by keypad1: 5:06pm On Jan 24, 2016
Gooooooaaaaallllll


diego costa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 4:41pm On Jan 24, 2016
kashmo:
But the fūckęr took a heavy hit with those transfers grin

Omo, na time to pray make Lukaku mishit a penalty and get a card tomorrow. Seems majority of managers have him on their books.
it worked
.....lukaku got only 2 points. Can u be my prayer partner?


Hahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 4:38pm On Jan 24, 2016
Thank God.

I was tempted to remove the captain band from aguero to lukaku at exactly 12.45pm but deadline caught up with me and saved me.


Thank you deadline.



Those that captain aguero pleasew give me some likes.


Those that captain lukaku how market ooooo?


Hahahaha


mazi well done.....


Anonimous hope my prayers worked for you.

Wheeewww....let me rest for the next 9 days to come.


Allahu akbar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 4:16pm On Jan 24, 2016
Ibime

ozil starts!

Hhahaaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 8:43pm On Jan 23, 2016
Griffon:
Patrick Van Aanholt though.

Two in two games for the flying dutchman. Kid has also been involved in four goals in the last four league games.

Journalist: Sir your thoughts on PVA?

Sam footie-meister: Well since I introduced the kid to punny and beer he's been a different player. It's a huge revelation cheesy
sharrrrraaaaaappppp


hahhaahaha


rip to ur opponent.


I use benchboost to boost my ass to 63 points at the moment after bps.


Cech ....ayew of swansea and lukaku yet to play.


Manager: pvssy penetrator
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 8:19pm On Jan 23, 2016
Hahahahahaha

agueeeerooooooo


please make it an hatrick.


Bashmantech keep doubting aguero while we keep getting the right captain choice.


Those without aguero are having painful menstrual flow.


Manager: pvssy penetrator
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 7:17pm On Jan 23, 2016
Ibime:
I pray Ozil gets injured again.

That 13 points from Delle Ali on ma bench for sweet.
sorry oga.....ozil will play and bring 3 points in jesus name. tongue
Ibime:
I pray Ozil gets injured again.

That 13 points from Delle Ali on ma bench for sweet.
sorry oga.....ozil will play and bring 3 points in jesus name.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 6:42pm On Jan 23, 2016
Gooooooaaaaaaaaalllllll



aguero....well done
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by keypad1: 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2016
Munir world best

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 1:41pm On Jan 23, 2016
Griffon:
Make I hear say Giroud score against Chelsea.

Lukaku in for the Frenchman.
same here bro. Lukaku all da way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 10:57am On Jan 23, 2016
Pvssy penetrators.........we can! Yes we can!


A possible 10 game win out of the remaining 13 will see us get into the knockout stage of the FA CUP.

PVSSY PENETRATORS CAN DO IT. YES

bashmantech i wish u green arrows.
PhonesRe: SIM Registration: FG To Sanction Telcos Over Customers’ Harassment by keypad1: 9:56am On Jan 22, 2016
powerfulsettingz:
then NCC too should shift the dead line a little bit
am an mtn worker I can imagine what I will be facing again today at work with the crowd
bros good morning. Hw is work?

Pls help me with a spot in ur mtn office. I will like to work there.

God bless u
RomanceRe: Man Took Bullets Shot Towards His Girlfriend During Tunisian Massacre (photos) by keypad1: 4:18pm On Jun 27, 2015
I WILL NEVER KILL MYSELF FOR ANY NIGERIAN LADY
RomanceRe: Facing The Real World With My Virginity! by keypad1: 4:11pm On Jun 27, 2015
[size=40pt] SHUT UP YOU LYING BIITCH![/size]
PoliticsRe: What's Happening In Anambra, All the Markets Closed. by keypad1: 12:34pm On Jun 27, 2015
Daura President, BE CAREFUL

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