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PoliticsRe: APC Cloning Voter's Cards In Lagos ‘office’ – DSS by keypad1: 6:12am On Nov 25, 2014
buhari be careful!
FamilyRe: Maid Who Savagely Beat Ugandan Toddler To Face Attempted Murder Charge by keypad1: 5:23am On Nov 25, 2014
diva2011:
grin

Abeg easy nau! I am a woman too , it just that housegirl must be an heamaphrodite, I have a neighbour whom the house boy of twenty years old, he disvirgin their two years and six years old daughters and have sex with them on a daily basis . he threatened to kill them if exposed.
hahahaha.........sorry.......that means we dont need house boy or girl in our houses anymore
FamilyRe: Maid Who Savagely Beat Ugandan Toddler To Face Attempted Murder Charge by keypad1: 11:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
46arcadez:
Hell has no fury like a woman's rage
u r so correct bro
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 11:25pm On Nov 24, 2014
Dolcilicious:
Lol,between friend-zoning and being maga-rized,i dont know which u take personal
all of them..i hate it all.
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 11:11pm On Nov 24, 2014
musicwriter:
Each time I read across this forum and see the way ladies are abused here I begin to wonder how girls are coping in Nigeria. It's either this forum is full of broke people or really very sad dudes. How can someone who sent a mere N4,000 to a girl be lamenting as though someone died?. How more stingy can you get as a man?. Let me tell you; people have bought cars for their babes and they're not complaining!. If someone is so needy that she would be crying to be helped then she do deserve help.
mr man it wasnt about d money but the way she handled the situation dubiously.
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2014
tpraiz:
. Let's meeet in sambisa So dat al the gwels can witness d award presentation:::::::::::
ok.......give me time to tink about it.
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 10:35pm On Nov 24, 2014
sulmeza:
u wia a first clas maga...lol
hahaha dat was then oooooo
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 9:26pm On Nov 24, 2014
SkinnyDude:
daalu. how many years ban did you recieve?
na till december 8. I go deal with them soon.
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 9:25pm On Nov 24, 2014
Dolcilicious:
Lmao...cheesy cheesy :DNL guys can takethings so personal when it comes to maga-rizm ish cheesy grin :p
na ur fellow sisters hand work oooo
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 9:19pm On Nov 24, 2014
SkinnyDude:
for where kwan? i don threaten am with juju, babalawo. still the babe no wan comply. she never get money, but she dey whatsapp, dey change clothes. she claimed to be an actress. i thought nollywood stars dey geht money.
i am in school now. i'm far from her
blooody biiiiiitch......just concentrate on ur studies jor..... Well done
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Airports Rated Among The Worst In Africa by keypad1: 9:16pm On Nov 24, 2014
north south east west........thieves everywhere in this country.


God is punishing this nation.


Spits
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 9:06pm On Nov 24, 2014
SkinnyDude:
mencade5, is that you? dont tell me you are banned..

but, hahahaha. you were once a mugu.
my brother one yeye mod ban me....i never get their time first. I go soon deal with them.


No be small mugu i do that time oooo......how far? That ur friend sister don give u that 10k she borrow from you?


Hahahahahahahahah
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 9:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
tpraiz:
. Bros u don win our Maga of the month story::::::::::::u be strong. Man o
hahahahahahaha......i don die ooooooo

oya give me the award
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 8:52pm On Nov 24, 2014
SkinnyDude:
hahaha. you got me rolling. she came with bible, so that you wouldn't try make a move on her. girls sha!
skinnydude.....mencade5
PoliticsRe: PDP Secretariat In Calabar Bombed? by keypad1: 8:44pm On Nov 24, 2014
TippyTop:
So APC have started bombing PDP offices after unsucessfull using bokoharam. Dia ris God o.
Why is Buhari doing all this na?
god bless you for this.


Buhari stop all this boooombing
FamilyRe: Maid Who Savagely Beat Ugandan Toddler To Face Attempted Murder Charge by keypad1: 8:41pm On Nov 24, 2014
women are more evil than men.


Evil women everywhere
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 8:39pm On Nov 24, 2014
bola4dprec:
God will continue be with you I had same story
amen bro.....the thing wasnt funnt then ooo.


God be ur strenght too bro
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2014
piagetskinner:
I was about saying u have been friend-zoned,,not until I read the whole epistle#thank God 4 ya deliverance...from the diAmonD gold digger[s]
I was about saying u have been friend-zoned,,not until I read the whole epistle#thank God 4 ya deliverance...from the diAmonD gold digger[/s]
I was about saying u have been friend-zoned,,not until I read the whole epistle#thank God 4 ya deliverance...from the diAmonD gold digger
my brother i am now a new creature oooo
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2014
Scrypt:
Sorry, na love do you. Thank God say you don wise small.


........Or so I hope. tongue
i am now a new creation.


Wise up tins
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2014
Scrypt:
Sorry, na love do you. Thank God say you don wise small.


........Or so I hope. tongue
i am now a new creation.
PoliticsRe: Aminu Oguche - Nyanya Bombing Suspect - Freed By Court by keypad1: 5:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
sandijey.........come and see
PoliticsRe: Aminu Oguche - Nyanya Bombing Suspect - Freed By Court by keypad1: 5:34pm On Nov 24, 2014
what a stuuuuuuppppid country.




Buhari......king of boko haram
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Invades Damasak Market In Borno by keypad1: 5:11pm On Nov 24, 2014
Firefire:
[size=25pt]WHERE IS THE LORD GOD OF ELIJAH!!![/size]
we are hypocrits in the sight of God. He will not come down and help.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by keypad1: 4:54pm On Nov 24, 2014
swezenberg:
To burst your bubbles again I am a Christian. So you see how confused you are. The fact that I am a christian does not mean I should turn blind eye to impunity among so called Christians. If you are wrong I will tell you but your likes bring in Religion and tribe into every discussion. Who is debating which tribe is courageous or brave here. I'm sorry I can not continue to educate your type. Helping you build your IQ is beyond redemption. I think you need a spiritual intervention at this stage. I'm done.
take ur spiritual enslavement somewhere else.

We all know who is without an i.q. Here.

Goodbye mr no i.q. Bye.
RomanceRe: Could It Be True That He's In Love With Me? by keypad1: 4:51pm On Nov 24, 2014
Nairaland for life.
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Saint To Fight Prostitution In Ikeja As A Legislator? by keypad1: 4:05pm On Nov 24, 2014
former pros....titute want to stop others from pros....titution?


Hahahahaahahaha......political propaganda.

Her talent don finish from music abi?


Ollllleeeeeeeeee
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by keypad1: 4:03pm On Nov 24, 2014
swezenberg:
My grandfather fought in the Second world war. Where was your gandfather then. We are not cowards. We do not dance to the tune of the government of the day just because we do not want to be arrested. My grandfather transferred courage down to his generations. We are no generations of chicken hearted humans like you. We speak the truth and damn the consequence. I spoke against the government of Obasanjo, Abacha and Jonathan but I admire the governance of Buhari and will not support Obasanjo because he's my kinsman. Chicken like you and your generation can not do that because cowardice runs in your DNA. You only come online to sing the praises of the government of the day. If Buhari wins tomorrow, your type will be the first to dance on the street to sing good riddance to bad rubbish.
buhari will never. Your likes that are two faced will be be highly disappointed. I laigh at ur ignorant face.

Ur grand father fight world war? This is one of many silly words you have said today.

History said people from the north mostly northern christians, south and some brave south westerners did it. I doubt ur grandfather have d mind to this shiiiit.There are brave yorubas, but not ur coward type. Pig....go and rot in hell you treacherous beast.


Having live in almost all parts of the country i have seen the fearfulness of the yoruba tribe. Mostly from the yoruba muslims. They claim they are muslims with hausas but during riots the so called hausa muslims slaughter like salah rams.

Why are they not living in the same community with their fellow hausa muslims? Instead they will take their back stabbing face and live within the christians still they are the betrayers during fight.

Nna....u no get talk....anuofia!


Only few yorubas are brave....the rests are cowards.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by keypad1: 2:28pm On Nov 24, 2014
swezenberg:
I am a christian Southerner whose brain has not been eaten up by lies like you. Real Southerners do no go about propagating lies like you do. They are educated and informed not illiterates like you. They verify information and not spew any rubbish their brain imagine. They are not driven by sentiments but are more articulate and progressive in their approach.

So stop abusing the South by claiming you are one. You do not belong to the category of people defined as one. You can join your specie in the zoo and wait till your time comes to evolve.
the same way ur entire generation has been caged in zoo.

Christians? You soak ur baked ass in thw south and clai, i am a christian. We all know ur type.... U r of the few feeble minded beast always proclaiming am from the south without any touch of reality what it means to be a south westerner.

Ur type will be the first to urinate in his short just by hearing gun shot.

Your entire worm like generation should be ashamed of a beast they call son. Thats you.

Where did education lead you to? Spinless worm.

Two face bas.stard son of biiiiiitch!
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
tosyne and meduna.....una don kill this lovely thread.

Am removing my post!
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keypad1: 1:26pm On Nov 24, 2014
ronald4lif:
I have been maga-rized a couple of times but my first encounter with my first love was the most hit for me. This girl do me no be small. I was spending nothing less than 20k every month on her welfare while we were in uni, I was like her servant and personal driver thinking we were an item, little did I know I was being maga-rized. Though I was the first person to eat the cookie but the experience was full of resentment. I woke up one early beautiful morning to receive a text from my princess charming that she can't date me anymore, no reason at all. I felt like my whole world had collapsed but never asked her why or pleaded. That was the last communication until 3years down the line she's been stalking me every where with tales by moonlight stories. If I narrates what I spent on this babe ehh una go pity. I hope I never be maga-rized to such extend again. Won't even wish such for an enemy
o boy.......na im i dey complain for my own?

Was dis how eve scammed Adam?

Why are ladies so quick to maga guys that likes them? Na wa oooo
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by keypad1: 1:15pm On Nov 24, 2014
swezenberg:
It hurt you that I stopped the lies being propagated by your entire lineage. Generation of vipers!
like the lies your Northern kins men are doing in this country.

May ur mentally deranged generation with no brains all burn in eternal damnation.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by keypad1: 1:15pm On Nov 24, 2014
swezenberg:
It hurt you that I stopped the lies being propagated by your entire lineage. Generation of vipers!
like the lies your kins men are doing in this country.

May ur mentally deranged generation with no brains all burn in eternal damnation.

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