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wilsondave:
HBD lass long life and prosperity.

this gal go sabi suuuuuck pe...nis.... well well.

swezenberg:
https://www.nairaland.com/2011840/exclusive-chad-fuelling-boko-haram#28285760

Have you read this before your brain shuts down.

show that to your grandfather.....bastard!

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

whaaaaaaaaaaat!

I will kill them both with pick axe.

we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

Gombs:
Nairaland...seun see them o...greedy shidrens

abeg when Nairaland get meeting?

buhari's boys in action as usual.

He said they will make nigeria ungovernable. We are seeing is impact.

Well....Buhari

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Isaactop9:
hmmm proudly Nairaland

am a proud member of Nairaland.

engrtee:
"I _____, take you ______, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish ’till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness". (I can't see the verse in the Bible)



If couples take a wedding vow that is not in the Bible, is the vow to God or to man? This made me to sit and wonder: what kind of vow Abraham and Sarah took and they stayed together for 90-solid years, even though childless? What kind of vow did Mary the mother of Jesus and Joseph her husband sign that they stayed together, even though Jesus was conceived by the Holy spirit? Were there any happily married people in the Bible that we can make references to? did they take any vows that we need to read and learn from? For better or for worse, our parents and grandparents, some of whom came from polygamous homes seem to still have it better than what we have nowadays. They didn’t take any vows, did they?
For better or for worse is not in the Bible, where did Christendom get it from? Are there not other things Christians grow up with, beliefs they have, orientations they have which are not in the Bible


the recommendationsmost Christians make for marriage are good. The failure of Christian marriage, however, is that those same people would tell you “for better or worse” means you have to put up with abuse, sexual neglect and addiction. My criticism of this concept has been the same for years: it works great as long as everyone obeys the rules; when they don’t, you’re stuck with no recourse for a spouse’s bad behavior. All the good ideas in the world mean nothing if your misbehaving spouse knows you will never leave. Such a marriage philosophy just creates a breeding ground for neglect and abuse.
I strongly believe that marriages should be for BETTER

we shoukd also forget white wedding to balance everything.

Traditional marriage only is key...

engrtee:
"I _____, take you ______, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish ’till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness". (I can't see the verse in the Bible)



If couples take a wedding vow that is not in the Bible, is the vow to God or to man? This made me to sit and wonder: what kind of vow Abraham and Sarah took and they stayed together for 90-solid years, even though childless? What kind of vow did Mary the mother of Jesus and Joseph her husband sign that they stayed together, even though Jesus was conceived by the Holy spirit? Were there any happily married people in the Bible that we can make references to? did they take any vows that we need to read and learn from? For better or for worse, our parents and grandparents, some of whom came from polygamous homes seem to still have it better than what we have nowadays. They didn’t take any vows, did they?
For better or for worse is not in the Bible, where did Christendom get it from? Are there not other things Christians grow up with, beliefs they have, orientations they have which are not in the Bible


the recommendationsmost Christians make for marriage are good. The failure of Christian marriage, however, is that those same people would tell you “for better or worse” means you have to put up with abuse, sexual neglect and addiction. My criticism of this concept has been the same for years: it works great as long as everyone obeys the rules; when they don’t, you’re stuck with no recourse for a spouse’s bad behavior. All the good ideas in the world mean nothing if your misbehaving spouse knows you will never leave. Such a marriage philosophy just creates a breeding ground for neglect and abuse.
I strongly believe that marriages should be for BETTER

we shoukd also forget white wedding to balance everything.

Traditional marriage only is key.

game on!!!


Death to assss......nal

GAME ON!!!

ok


on my way to Switzerland for my phd programme.

Bye nairaland

what is rukky sandy?

We dont know what it is here in canada

guys after sex, porpose to her on your. No kneeling, no bending, rest on ur back, with ur pillow behind ur neck, bring the and propose...she wont say no.

we dont know them here in ottawa canada.

this guy is the best.....he is very fast, no delay in sending ur package to you.


God bless you bro.

i dont want to do this shiiii..iiit........corruption exemplified in this youth corps nonsense is so disgraceful.

eobasi:
I love dese guys...rib crakers...

hahahaha....bro, that is the spirit . Laigj and forget ur worries is key to long life.....enjoy

simdam500:
chai see them claiming where they don't belong,


I don't even know we now have Sambisa in Asia... lol

pls you can visit here when you are on holiday.

what is flavour?


Here in Sambisa we dont know what it is because we are not in Africa.

nuhu sex animals for ritual.

Bastard!

the hausa/muslims planned all these all along. Gej will defeat them all....amen

ernie4life:
Alicechinwe4real@gmail.com is a wrong mail, uche I hv sent u a sample I hope it helps u, goodluck

my brother good morning.

I have a one page cv but mine is old pattern.


Please help me with the format. Dont be offended.


Pellegrinipepper9@gmail.com

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SantaMafia: fvck ya fuelish papa, if you have one!

son of many fathers. Thunder fire you there. Bastard!

wow....we are still slaves desite being free.


Moduratur, this tin deserves front page na.


Meanwhile,
please say no to cheating. Let it start from your house like am doing. (pix below)
me and my brother want eat but i no want make he cheat me. That is why i am scaling the plates.

babatundeizbad: Mukina, am a new player and I need the code... Dakunj FC

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