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kodded:
Dogo yaro
Baba one chance
Daura President
West germany
Old wine
Baba419
Daura mallam

All within 3 weeks Choi this next 4 years go sweet o

You go fear na. Honestly, this latest name "Dogo Yaro" got me cracking

This thread is really funny

socialmediaman:
If all these were true, then why did Libyans fight for him to leave?

Tomorrow someone will come out and say under President XYZ of Nigeria who was voted out, education, healthcare, business loans, housing etc were free and available to all Nigerians.

Its like you dont really know this man.

trippy:
And they shall be fulfilled!

Amen

Sanchez01:
I never mention that the sacks would "stop" his probe. Probably the idea that the sacks would cover his tracks.

How can their sack cover his track?

misterh:
Does Edo have an APC legislator?

YES

tare22:
Omo naa unto village tins now ooooo

My brother leave that side. What you need now is to know someone in that committee.

The black mamba is the most dangerous snake such that seeing one in your dream is even a bad omen

Djicemob:
Same way they use these robots to like and share post on nairaland.A silly post by a pro-APC can garner up to 250likes without actually saying anything,just quote someone else' post and you are good to go.

I thought i was d only one noticing d trend. I'm actually waiting to see how they win the physical election

Nobleval:
Nairalanders smh

So "France" is the 'new' word here?

I live in France
I went to school in France
we don't do that in france
e.t.c
Una do well.

Lol. U neva c anything. Very soon it will be Gambia.

Holy Moses!!!
Are you sure you graduated from a Nigerian University??

I think there is something you guys are missing. Jonathan will win whether you vote or not. Some of you guys are funny. You sincerely think the INEC chairman will announce a result that his boss has been fired. Come 2015 GEJ will win

So how does this help matters

slimfit1:
There is nothing wrong with it. What matters is food on our table please.

I don't know about you but I have enough food on my table. If there wasn't, I wouldn't even be pressing this computer talk more of reading the nonsense the op posted above

Suppressed my foot. When OBJ and Yaradua were president, were they not always on their traditional attire? That is the dress code to identify an Ijaw man.

Go to Bayelsa and say this nonsense

2cato: Is the president so important that people will go to such length to see him.

Na question you dey ask so?

Una don start work

ferdimako: Shut up...they are all thieves. So?

And you have evidence that they stole your money?

ferdimako: Shut up...they are all thieves. So?

And you have evidence that they stole your money

BlackTechnology: Shut up

Why haven't the US freeze the accounts of OBJ IBB Danjunma etc

Is it because Ihejirika is Igbo and GEJ is Ijaw that is why US is talking

My opinion is

If this info is true, it means GEJ's govt has refused being US puppet which has angered the US

Imagine after refusing AFRICOM, increasing trade with China and refusing Gay law, do you think US will be happy.

So how has this got to do with Ihejirika stealing billions? Please stop being foolish. If it is found that any of these allegation is true then he should be held responsible. Nigeria should conduct her investigation.

If any of these info is correct, it simply means that Ihejirika is a thief. As “stealing is not corruption"

IBB and OBJ are not on the same level with Ihejirika as the two controlled the resources of the entire country while Ihejirka only had access to the Nig army.

That would be a world dominated and ruled by Lions and beasts. The only reason humans are higher animals is because we use weapons. The use of weapons by humans makes us the most dangerous animal in the planet. In the absent of this, Lions will rule the earth

This is just a tactical maneuver by the boko guys.

fuckluv: What if you want to report an election proceedings?
You should have a working knowledge of arithmetic, be comfortable with statistics and be able to calculate percentages, ratios and other relationships between numbers. You should also understand what margin of error in polling is, have a basic understanding of probability and be able to work with graphs and charts. And, most importantly, you should be able to use this knowledge to help your readers better understand the issues at hand.

I beg to differ on this stuff you wrote here. A primary school graduate who is able to pass the common entrance with his/her brain should be able to perform those mathematics because basic maths is what is required for those. I believe what the OP is talking about here is mathematics from the sss1-3 and university when there is already a clear distinction that the individual is either an art or science student. In this instance Maths is totally not Needed in anything art if we want to be sincere because it is expected that every student by now is already familiar with basic maths

MadCow1: Nobody is talking about Delta State here.. Delta State Government has got ABSOLUTELY nothing on Amaechi.. He outperformed Delta State in EVERY SECTOR.. #FACT!


Like I said, anybody trying to Jail Amaechi for the Monorail is probably drunk on cheap liquor. Amaechis biggest problem would come from the Presidency and the fact that PDP would lose Rivers State.

My point is that you seems to be under-estimating the powers of the FG. If the FG decides to deal with Amaechi come 2015, whatever project he did becomes irrelevant. What will matter then is the allegation that will be held for. Knowing Nigerian politicians, none is holy.

MadCow1: Lol..


You want to lock him up for building a 21st century rail system in Rivers State?!

And so? You think Ibori that is in jail didn't perform?
If we are to look at performance Ibori is even better than Uduaghan.
What happened in Ekiti election period is just a rehearsal to what will happen when his tenure elapse.

Is there any security threat in oyo that is beyond the capacity of the police? What are soldiers doing there?

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If we look at it from the educational perspective, what the institution are doing is right. We should be asking the question "how come a 13 year old is holding an SSCE result? " How is that possible? If you start primary one (or whatever its called now) at 3years of age. You should finish secondary school at 14 or 15yrs. Someone told me 2yrs can be in pry one but I have not seen this.

What is actually happening is that these children are skipping classes. It is wrong for a child to skip any class simply because the parent assumes the child is smart. If not that the elementary education in Nig is now a joke, why would such things happens unabated. The same students gets to the university and no matter how smart or high the GPA is, the student completes every level in the institution

So here is my take. If the parent of the child wants the child in the institution at all costs, it is very possible even if the child is 10yrs old.

In this same country we have people who don't even enter classroom for one day only for them to be issued certificate at the end of the final year.

I don't see this law changing anytime soon but people can always find a way around it

vicadex07: Like I said, am just laying down the facts...this thread is not created to elicit any sentiments

When I get the time I'll reply here. Almost the entire write up are lies. There is no fact here. I'll list them when I can

Here is the bbc link. Let me try uploading the full report.


m.bbc.com/news/world-africa-28927898?ocid=socialflow_twitter#


Boko Haram crisis: Nigerian troops 'flee
into Cameroon'
25 August 2014 Last updated at 15:21


Some 480 Nigerian
soldiers have fled
into Cameroon
following fierce
fighting with Boko
Haram militants,
Cameroon's army
has said.
Army spokesman Lt Col Didier Badjek said the
soldiers had been disarmed and were now being
accommodated in schools.
Clashes are said to be continuing in the border town
of Gamboru Ngala.
Boko Haram on Sunday released a video in which it
said it had established an Islamic state in the towns
and villages it controls in north-eastern Nigeria.
The group's five-year insurgency has intensified in
recent months despite the deployment of thousands
of extra troops to the worst-affected areas.
Last week, a group of soldiers refused to follow
orders to go and fight Boko Haram, saying the
militants were better equipped.
Insurgents also seized one of Nigeria's two main
police training academies, which is near the town of
Gwoza, captured earlier this month.

tandj: Monkey meat
People eat monkey?
As in eating monkey meat?
Unbelievable!

So you believe the corrupt officers that the meat is monkey? Who eats monkey in Nigeria?

Is it not this same borders that illegal arms and ammunition pass through easily? Shior

Don4perfect: Lets talk my pipu... D grammar- na only u waka
c0me? What do u think should hav bin d correct
English?

“Na only you waka come ” is not british English, neither did the speaker intend to speak british English. So quit asking such stupid question. The correct question should be “what is the correct translation of the word. . .”