CatANDratTHEORY:
He claimed that there's no heaven and hell but contradicted himself by saying that heaven is on earth.

He's kinda confused.

If heaven is on earth, then where is hell?

Are you kidding me? You dey Naija dey ask where hell dey?

You should have remained in that dream

deepwater:
its not about the schools...
was it not on this platform (during the doctors migration/ interview to work i Saudi) we were told about a secret memo from Abuja to all schools to delay and frustrate the process of issuances of transcripts to students to ensure a stall in the migration of young minds out of the country ?



Yes
That news came up here right after that Saudi recruitment of Nigeria doctors in Abuja last year

That was about August 2021, the FP was busy with white money, Angela, niyi, pere and bb9ja stuff that time....people didn't pay attention

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Oga public universities have been nonsense before I was born. I regret attending one. I graduated in 2008 in Abraka and I had to fast, pray, bribe before I was issued the transcript.

I have worked in Exams and records department in Uniben and I know that the process is not difficult if the staff really want to give you the transcript. Memo aside, government workers are satanic

kozmokaz:
How does it really feel to be dead ?

Been thinking lately

Its equivalent to sleeping a dreamless sleep. Just like how it was before you were born.

Glo and 9mobile seems to be the problem here in Benin city.

Anyone that claims Buhari is the best president probably was a baby in 1999.

Tinubu will loose on social media and in real life. Is this not the same person that was responsible for the death of end SARS protesters? Anyone that vote for such person is an idiot IMO

Sack her and start preparing for your defence. Assuming she spill the beans, is there a way you can deny it? This is what you should be considering now. Sleeping with her was not a sin. You didn't rape her.

Bro start preparing your defence and forget the idiot

fergie001:

I don't think so.

The NIMC is under the Ministry of Communications and Digital Economy whilst the NPC is an autonomous body.

There is a signboard in the NIMC office in Benin city that stated clearly they are under the NPC. It's a green signboard.

fergie001:

Most oftimes than not, the LGAs don't even register, unless for children between 0-2 years old. There are NPC officials in every LGA in the Country who carry out that function.

Again, there is some duplication, because Part Ii of the NIMC Act also empowers the NIMC to register births and deaths as well. So you have roughly three bodies doing the same thing.

The NPC is the safest place to 'hide'.

NIMC is under NPC.

A lot of factors will determine this. Depending on the closing hour of the school and infrastructures of the school. The infrastructure will determine the number of extra curricular activities of the school and this can reduce the actual number of lessons received. Usually a lesson is not supposed to exceed 45 minutes and if we are to assume the school closes by 1pm and resumes by 8 am, it's total subject should be around 6 per day.

The value system in Nigeria have really been devalued. To the point where people are standing in solidarity with a thief. My God!!

FreeStuffsNG:
Hahaha...Ruffy Baba is asking a pedestrian and near infantile question. I am not sure Seun Okinbaloye of Channels TV would ask such question that sounds like beer parlour discussion to the point the person being interviewed ignored him.

I just hope the media will take its job very serious as we approach 2023, to ask very important questions to empower the electorates on the quality of each candidate.
Here's free book on business ideas & money sources directory for you,it's 100% free! https://www.nairaland.com/6666800/looking-business-ideas-money-fund. Cheers.

That question is in order. As a matter of fact we have not gotten a credible answer to why some individuals are allowed to bring bullion van to their premises. Is that not money laundering? You guys should not think we have lost our senses in this country. Rubbish!!

StPete:


Rubbish talk. Jibrin could not answer because it'll take all his brain cells in his head to come up with a suitable lie that would procure an answer to defend the question asked

That dude you quoted works for BMC. Actually many of them were in page 1. Don't forget that BMC actually was organized by Lai Mohammed who works for Tinubu. I'm not surprised about the nonsense they're spewing there. In a sane country Tinubu would be communicating with us from jail

izzy4shizzy:
This loans apps makes ridiculous adverts making it seem like they are giving away the money.

What they don't want to know is the average Nigerian man never likes repaying his debt, they rather turn you to thier enemy

Like Op is doing

If the bolded statement is true then why do we have so many loan app companies these days?

LegendHero:


He is just not foolish to waste his life for a fight he can’t win.

He doesn’t have the power to stop Abacha and his men at that time so he will be foolish to put a fight.

Abeg forget that talk. This man was foolish to have accepted the position then (interim government). What is interim government? Have you heard of it before? Everyone was clamouring that they return Abiola from prison and they looked for another Yoruba man to deceive people. His acceptance of that position indirectly led to the death of Abiola. He was a betrayer. It's just that the events have passed and we should all let the dead Rest in peace. Whatever happened should be left to history and it's students

Anyway this news is reassuring.

Meanwhile.....
You will post the map??
Are you a government officials?

LoriIro1:
Good morning Nairalanders and happy new year to all.

Please I need help on how to end this plague called pimples, I don't know the cause of it, I've tried many cream or soap since 2017 and it's not going, instead it's keep coming back. Since last year the kind of it that come to my face every week is like ball, big and round and it's gives me headache join. Pimples giving me headache and not work, too bad. Right now all my chicks is like someone they give blow.. Please if there's anyone that knows what I would use to end it please I'd appreciate your help and response.

LOL for those that would say,that " too much of lashing caused it , please, I've not lashed anyone for 4 to 5 years now. And I'm not planning either this year.


Pics was yesterday night.

You would have told us your age. That is how we know if it's an issue or just part of puberty stage. If it's puberty just forget it. Try keeping your face dry by avoiding using any type of cream. This will not stop it though it will only reduce it. When you get to say 20-24 it will naturally disappear and your face will become smooth again.

Edited:
I looked back at the pics. You are a kid. Don't worry just relax, you will outgrow the condition.

Kuriosmynd:
What is the duty of African naval officers?

To beat and intimidate civilians. That's basically the job of every uniform security outfit in Nigeria now.

Amotolongbo:
exactly.

The suspects should be handed over to any of the countries in the gulf considering the country which has the claim to the maritime jurisdiction where the arrest took place in The Gulf of Guinea.

Can the Danes try that nonsense in the Gulf of Mexico?

Please did you read the part that said the Darnish couldn't find a country to agree in taking the suspects? We are pretending as if this is the first time such nonsense is happening in Nigeria. I mentioned Nigeria because we are one of those with a significant amount of military in the region.

AntiBeEmCe:


Caman shatap der, third-class z0mbie.
Who are you telling that rvbbish? Someone who hasn't been abroad or who doesn't have people staying abroad?

The gas that we are not importing because we have it in abundance...to the point that, it is being flared cluelessly. We woke up one morning and the price jumped 400% ....and ur spewing utter garbage this morning. Better carry ur daftness out of my mention.

LPG is imported o! Where did you hear we refine it? We have it in abundance but we can't refine it hence it is imported

The problem we have here is too many kids on this forum

jaytii:
So after reading through NovesaTillie's thread https://www.nairaland.com/6909608/celebrating-one-year-abstinence-sugary#108790773
Two weeks ago, I decided to go on the same journey starting this year.

For this reason, I consumed more than my usual weekly dose of Coca-Cola and Pepsi (maximum of 4) no thanks to the festive season free drinks here and there.

Unfortunately, thirty five minutes (01/01/2022 12:35am) into the new year after screaming happy new year and saying hello to few friends and family over the phone, I was already downing a very cold bottle of Pepsi to cool my head before I realized I just broke my major resolution for this year.

Mr Dj please play Timaya "I can't kill myself"


Lalatiscl.ala, myn.d44 and the rest of the Nairaland family Happy New Year. I hope I am not the only one in this situation.

See this one. You're about to kill yourself. And you're dancing to "I can't kill myself"

IBB resigned when the pressure was too much albeit using a strange term to describe his resignation.

Goodluck Jonathan on several occasions admitted some failures here and there but he was also quick to remind us he didn't create the problems but rather trying to solve them.

Forfeiting their salaries Are you kidding me? Apart from being a politician is there anyone that can do this easily? Although we've heard of state governors giving their salaries to the poor or orphanages but as an ordinary citizen there is no way to veriy if such news ended up to be true or just another publicity stunt

On the contrary they happen to be the first to surprise and make me happy this year. For over 3 days no light here and about 15 minutes to shout happy new year (12 am), they brought the light.

I thought they said the divorce was fake news?

Toks2008:


My point exactly. And I'm surprised Obasanjo with all his years of experience as Nigeria leader can not talk about this but he is just rubbing the surface. Shame on him

Everybody is fighting for his or her pocket. The reason OBJ is saying this is because he is a major shareholder in many Nigerian companies (PLC) and if Nigeria were to disintegrate today, the other party will also want their own people to head these companies in their country thus reducing his income and power. This man is wise and is fighting for himself.

Lol... We go really see them plenty

It's like you're new here. People don't click link. If you have any information to pass paste it here. La click........

njaykei:
Why did you refuse to train? And can you teach me your feed compounding formula? I'm thinking of going into poultry production from January, but the cost of feeds is scary.

Baba if you're thinking of going into poultry, mixing of feed should be the last thing on your mind now. Learn the ropes in the business first. Use the recognised feed first so that when you start mixing, you will be able to know a good one from a bad one. Although there is an app that helps you mix accurately

It's from ₦3500 to ₦12000. Depending on the type. Actually I praise the farmers that still sold these chickens, considering how the cost of feed rose astronomically. Even though I still mix my feed myself, I refused training any for this season

That's how they will introduce another disease we've not heard of.