₦airaland Forum

Capensis:
Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to do, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving you pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

Do you think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

Bullshit...............

Na wa oo

What is wrong with women...don't dey know what is for private and what is for public consumption again.....Is trending so so important

What is this .......looks like germany jersey dyed red with arsenal badge....

Well that is ample ground to request for redeployment....

So much incompetence in this country...

Mizwisdom:
This life is a mystery. I can picture the mother trying to keep the boy away from his father as a kid, a man who did not contribute anything to his welfare. She was the one with him through childhood sicknesses, she did the hard work but now that he's all grown, the young man rebels and decides to search for his dad against her wish
The dad will surely reap where he did not sow, he'll turn the guy to a bank where he can withdraw money at will. After a few years the young man will learn the true nature of his father but he won't still severe the relationship. His father will use him until his last breath meanwhile the mum will gradually soften her stance (wetin she go do before?) It always ends this way and the cycle continues.

Story....this is your assumption....You do not know their circumstance nor their story
Every child deserves to know and have a relationship with their parent...and to make the decision to continue to do so or not

Siga:
Nawa .... Just imagine...

I enter restaurant, asked for serious gbegiri, ewedu with nice amala... cold beer....

I sidon, as dem dey bring the food, the person trip, scatter the whole plate for ground...

Do I still pay for the meal I never chop?

Chai... and Cardiff don sign agreement.... Nantes why not 50 the deal with Cardiff now?

Insurance don buy market..

RIP Sala

No you got it wrong bro....
Dey already brought the food and dropped on your table....

You now saw you friends across another table...you stood up went to say hello and and some small children playing rough knocked your food over and ran away....Now tell me who is responsible for payment

Many went to school...but still remain illiterate....

Tonto just getting things twisted......like every other sin in the bible, if you ever come out openly to say you do it and you are proud about it...you will be condemned and castigated...

Gays have always been here since begin of man.....And people who engage in it did it in secret. But now they are doing it openly, trying to pass it off as good and normal, trying to make it a societal norm and even force it down our throats.....Miss informing our children that it is normal....

This is why people are vexed and fighting anyone that associates with it......If you want to be gay, keep it to your dam self and stop the advertisement and telling me I'm the one with a problem

So much nonsense that society have flipped on its head.....how low are we going to go.......

Even now being a criminal is being tagged being smart or sharp........These seeds that we are planting today...when dey grow hope all those supporting all these ills and vices will be able to bear the brunt...

This is how morals are gradually corroded and erased and you end up in a SHIT HOLE

The Guy is lucky he was wearing jeans.....if not, something for happen


Jokes aside
In the new world of feminism and equal rights what should happen
Man insults Man.....he slaps him, they fight
Woman insults woman......she slaps her, they fight
Woman insults man.......He ? her, they ??

That 3rd pics ......why does Bob Risky come to mind.........

what kind of youths are being raised in Nigeria..

On a second thought, how do we know the lady was not sent by the photographer.....who may have been trying to get a picture of Davido in a compromising situation....

And perhaps Davido smelt a fish and decided to dish out some lessons.....Anyways wetin even concern me.....

When will these people understand that, quality and not quantity should be the focus.....All this politically motivated actions

Beside, just another building to churn out more people into the unemployment market...

Wetin even sabi sef....make i face front

I like this Emry guy...see what he just did now.....Holding got a yellow card, which means he will miss the next match with Qarabag.....

Knowing this he already thinking ahead on who will fill in the defensive position. He has substituted holding for the defensive youth player (Zechariah Medley), to allow the guy get used to the pressure and also to access his performance on such a big stage..


This coach is continuously thinking.......

kapelvej:
my guy, I am arsenal arsenal is me, today we are winning let me enjoy it, next match we can lose by 5 -0 this arsenal for you, so make I enjoy today Biko, I can not come and go kill my self

Lol.....Enjoy biko..........but eh.....that 5-0 wey you talk is not our portion this season

kapelvej:
COYG common oh you gunners

Oga...na wa for your ministry.....at 3 goals up
You wan make them kill somebori for field....

I don't understand all this type of dressing and funny haircuts and jewelry....All this thuggish look

See people like John legend,Usher etc.....clean and fresh

Anyways, wetin i know sef

Long story.....women always talking crap.......very confused set of people......
Was EVE not in heaven, and what came about that at the end of the day

Forget all that talk, all this psychological talk to turn men into mumu.....person wey wan be angel go be angel and person wey wan be devil go be devil and there is nothing YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT, JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU.

NwaAmaikpe:




This looks like propaganda to me.
Hope it is not APC people trying to discredit the PDP administration in my dear Rivers state?

He said the gunmen killed many but it is only one person's picture here.
Besides, the lady in the picture does not even look dead. How can a dead person wear eyelashes and be masturbating?

There is a time for making jokes......this is not one of them..............my friend use your sense and show some respect and decency

Even our IDP dont get this much care...........where did Nigerians go wrong

kiahrt:
She likes sex cos according to ur story, she dey do well when u dey court. D good news is that she can perform better than courtship days, all u gat to do is little investment in her emotional life. Probably low in libido due to some factors, emotional stress, house chores, child bearing and raising, work stress, and most importantly if u never for once get her to orgasm which mean she doesn't enjoy it just fulfilling all righteousness.

Spice up ur sex life with her, introduce some fruits and meal that boost libido naturally to her, help in house chores, work on her emotions cos women are emotional beings, and lots more

Nonsense..............

YorubaAssasin:
You wonder why Caucasians are the most civilized..

Same ones that killed and pillaged africa.....
The same ones that carried out the Holocaust.........
Same ones that keep on shooting up schools...............

The list is endless.....they are the worst kind sheep in wolf clothing.....with other races you know precisely what you are getting.....

I was first confused...I taught he had become a security guard or something.......Does pictures are not telling the story right

Just wandering are there any churches in Saudi Arabia

EgusiShankly:
these ppul unbeaten streak will end today

You were saying......

Nackzy:
Stupid, insane things happens only in Africa

Abeg live Africa out of it......The Nazi's did worse, even the British etc......Its a human problem

In as much as this is just plain dirtiness.....but who buys things from the market, even supermarket without washing before consuming...

The bitter leaf grows in the bush or farm were it is exposed to the natural elements , including all manners of rodents and small animals dropping bodily fluids and waste on them......so no biggie.....major things is WASH PROPERLY BEFORE CONSUMING

openmine:
yeah and they still maintained their unbeaten run....
cry me a river
If not for lacasera,you would have been having nightmares in your sleep

Is Lacazette a borrowed player.....is he not a member of the Arsenal team......He scored and evened out the match....

Just like me saying if not for millner...Arsenal would have won the match

End of the day, both teams understood the potential of one another and played well with much respect....

Well done to both teams......

Wetin sef.....person no fit do adult education in peace....