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Nigga please....you can't con a con artist.....

This is just BS.....at the late hour....Besides does he know how many obstacles it will take to set up such a thing, does he think the house of assembly will approve such a thing...

Besides what is wrong in prosecuting them via the normal courts.....and why is it now that they are now even talking about it


This is all stories.......PVC loading...we are set to put up a special ass kick out tribunal

They are just playing with peoples lives....lets even say the combustion process is full proof....what will happen in the vent of an car accident....

With position of those gas cylinders....this is pure disaster waiting to happen......what safety measure have been put in place....Some people think technology is a joke....

Me i just dey look all the gym equipment......I just they pity for the boy...if him Bleep up...He will know the full effect of those equipment

Just wandering how the other baby mamas must feel seeing all this.....make dem no go jazz david o.......

Divepen1:
mogbe moku modaran

MMM .....

Many lazy youths spotted in this thread....too lazy to even read the content of the post....

Una go just let bubu and him classmates they yab us anyhow....make una dey read before una open mouth dey talk

The mind of man is so unique.....So many crazy people in the world


Fun fact: Did you know that only human beings go crazy...

Lets take the actions of Ceece for example, Imagine having that kind of woman run her mouth on you on a daily basis....
How long do you think it will take before the man snaps

Its like people forget that men are also human, with feelings and emotions.....

Though we are highly logical beings but emotions can overtake anyone at any time......

Respect for one another is key....

The Nigerian youths that he has interacted with and that he sees are the Northern ones........So you can see where he is coming from....he is virtually ignorant as to what is happening in other parts of the Country

Bros....which advise you dey find.....

Common get that shit out of your mind fast......avoid, run, hide, fight, tell off....do what ever it takes to ensure that it never happens...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1TXk7ZdiQE

Whats with all the praise singing....can't a man just do his job and get his pay check...


I work 8am to 8pm, 6days a week.....no one is singing songs about my heroism.....

Really what manner of fuckery is all this

thaoriginator:
Nooo. The one i took last night shoulda clear by now. Maybe cos i didn't read the f u c k e d up story so

Okay....I see....You have done well

if na peaceful protest, our police will not be overwhelmed....

So person go enter senate carry mace and no single security operative will be able to stop them....
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Every single security officer in that complex should be fired.....Our intelligence agency should be queried ....

This shows the level of lack of security in the country..as well as the level of lawlessness..

thaoriginator:
Moji? Sounds like Mojisola from amala territory. And the name Dada makes me think if she is Jamaican..

I want to believe that you are not on drugs....even when it is clearly written that she is from Edo State

So this cattle abattoir group are the ones that will be able to do the work that Police, DSS, Customs, Civil Defense, Military, Air force, Army etc have not been able to do......

Ok. We are watching...

rainylad:
Na so..Robbery dey dis people blood no be lie...From Oyenusi (the first armed robbery case in Nigetia) in the 70s to Shina Rambo and now to the biggest robbery heist in the history of this country..The Offa Robbery.

..later they will turn round to point smelly fingers at Igbos, and condemn Jonathan for 'criminality' while sheilding and worshipping Tinubu.

Worst of all...He is an APC member or supporter.,tufia!!!!...5thElemeny ya brothers don strike again.

Can you cut out this tribal nonsense already....how those this help anybody......We are all still in this shit hole

Safiaa:
Commitment issues. Fear of the unknown. Money problems.

None of the above.....Only one issue....WOMEN AND WAHALA

One sentence....THIS IS A TICKING TIME BOMB

I have been thinking about what happens next, assuming we get the president we want....
This came to my mind after considering all the new candidates that are vying for the presidency.......and several discussions and argument on various social media platforms making it seem that once we change the president all will be well....

But is this really true....will merely changing the president result in the better Nigeria that we all seek

Lets take Fela Durotoye or sowore or any other candidate for example, assuming they win and become president, then what next.....how will he be able to transform Nigeria....

Don't forget that this nation is in the grips of various cabals at all levels of government and society......who wield power, money and influence...at all levels

I believe when it comes to politics one needs a platform to succeed, being a good person with good intentions without a platform will amount to nothing and will only bear frustration, sabotage, subterfuge and even death............

Question: Do the candidates wield power? do they have influence? do they have the financial backing? or backing of people who wield power and influence....

Lets discuss

Show me your friends and i will tell you who you are.....

if that is the thought process of her friends....it says a lot about her

Clinton9000:
You notice he looks Igbo...very muscular? If I saw him on the road, I would think he is Igbo. Igbo men are built like rock, not like Afonja who are built like eba...no muscles. I'm sure that Wale asking him is only pretending, in his mind he is a typical afonja you see here on Nairaland who is jealous he picked an Igbo. Why won't he pick an Igbo name when he looks Igbo. Does he look like Yoruba to you? If you want an actor that looks yoruba and what him to pick yoruba name, then go and find Hounsou...attached pic. Always dragging feet with Igbos as if Igbos are your mate; this is the kind of insult Igbos receive in this country. SMH and hissing!

Interesting how you spend so much time and energy spewing hatred...
You must have had a traumatic childhood......learn to love

Here have a hug xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

deepwater:
It was once a colony but not as a result of having second hand trains from Canada

The early history of Lagos Colony was one of repeated attempts to end the Yoruba wars. In the face of threats to the divided Yoruba states from Dahomey and the Sokoto Caliphate, as represented by the emirate of Ilorin, the British governor—assisted by the CMS—succeeded in imposing peace settlements on the interior.

By the way the Hausa Fulani's have been flogging your guys asses from a long time. No wonder you guys so scared.

Train up a child in the way he should grow so when he is old he shall not depart from it....

The way the caliphate has flogged the forefathers of the west still affect the way their children behaves today.....no wonder, fear everywhere

Interesting how you spend so much time and energy spewing hatred...
You must have had a traumatic childhood......learn to love

Here have a hug xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lapalapa....

Best bet is to buy the unripe one.....

I'm saddened by the way people are just commenting....A team has not played together for a year, they just got a new coach, few top members off the team are not available with several new faces. And then they only had one day to train for this match..,Playing a world champion squad like france.....

The Girls did their best under the situation.....Besides the beauty of the result is that, it puts the coach, the NFF and the girls on notice that there is lots of work to do.....

I hope more tough friendlies are put together for the girls, so that they can get better as a team .....

And kudos to Pinnick for taken responsibility for the failure and given support to the girls

lookatew:
It is in this Nairaland that I've realized that alot can happen in 1 minute.. just look at the time of the first 7 comments.

19 out of 20 schools! I would really love to know that last useless school that rejected this young lady. Arrogant shıtheadś that feel they're too good for everybody. Mtschew.

Fine geh u try joor, I'll marry you let's full everywhere with little Albert Einsteins

This is exactly what came to my mind.........

Donbosco46:
We also need to hear from him the reason he acted that way

What, he slipped, tripped fell on his gun....

Evablizin:



Just tired of this government,from plastic rice to plastic egg,now is plastic fish.

That is why you need to get your plastic so that we can vote them out

51 - When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan.
52 - Sweden’s biggest sports accomplishments: 1948: Olympic Champions 1958:
Silver World Cup Winners 1981: Zlatan is Born 2015: U21 Champions.
53 - Zlatan once went to a movie, and it watched him for two hours.
54 - A policeman once pulled Zlatan over. Zlatan let the policeman off with just a warning.
55 - Zlatan does not walk, the earth moves beneath his feet.
55 - Zlatan does not pay attention, attention pays him.
56 - Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet.
57 - Whenever Zlatan goes to a wedding, he is always the best man.
58 - Zlatan was seeing a movie in the cinema hall his phone rang so they paused the movie.
59 - Zlatan leaves a massage before the beep.
60 - Zlatan can find a haystack in a needle.
61 - Only Zlatan can have a facebook page with 0 posts and 100000 likes on it
62 - Only Zlatan can make onions cry
63 - Once a reporter asked Zlatan are you gay Zlatan replied you come to my
house bring your sister also I'll show you I am gay or not.
64 - Zlatan wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't burn the sun.
65 - Kids have photos of Ronaldo in there room Ronaldo has photos of Zlatan in his room.
66 - When Zlatan left his house he told his dad now you are the man of the house
67 - Zlatan's urine can be used as a fuel in Airplanes.
68 - Zlatan's tears can cure cancer.
69 - Zlatan died 10 years ago, death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
70 - The Statue of Liberty in New York lifts its hand because it's a punishment from Zlatan.
71 - Once Zlatan masturbated on a house, that house is now known as White House.
72 - Zlatan makes fruit from juice.
73 - Zlatan has been to Mars, which is why there is no life there.
74 - Zlatan does not age, he levels up.
75 - Zlatan once counted up to infinity, twice.
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This is all i will state

1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6 - The name of Zlatan's father is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalized because they arrived too early
16 - Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear, Zlatan goes to sleep with an actual bear
17 - When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake the dictionary is updated
18 - Zlatan did not turn 36 years old, 36 years old turned Zlatan
19 - When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways
20 - Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel
21 - You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.
22 - Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
23 - Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.
24 - Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.
25 - Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
26 - When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
27 - Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.
28 - Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.
29 - Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.
30 - Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .
31 - Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
32 - There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
33 - Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
34 - Zlatan starts a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
35 - Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a delete button because Zlatan does not make mistakes.
36 - Zlatan once volleyed a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.
37 - Zlatan doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is
38 - Zlatan doesn''t look for the ball, the ball looks for Zlatan.
39 - Zlatan doesn't go to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan
40 - Zlatan has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
41 - Zlatan''s keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Zlatan
42 - When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Zlatan.
43 - Zlatan''s voice never has an echo. Nothing talks back to Zlatan
44 - When we need to find something, we ask Google. When Google needs to find something, it asks Zlatan
45 - Zlatan starred in all 6 Star Wars movies…..As The Force.
47 - Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan.
48 - Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land.
- Stop comparing Zlatan with God, I mean he's good but he is not Zlatan
49 - Zlatan can pick Lemons from an Apple tree and make the best Orange Juice you have ever tasted.
50 - Zlatan’s keyboard doesn’t have a question mark, Zlatan only has answers.