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this one don chop her breakfast, she don go buy dildow...opo

shame on nigerian military

she forced you to have sex with her last (she raped you) and you are already treating malaria this morning, that gonorrhea dey use 5G

na desmond ediot fault

Report her to her father right now b4 she will utter thay nonsense in front of a third party or her presents , by that time before go dey suspect u and no body go believe ur side of the story again

Lucky man, hajia go dey use politics money dey tidy the guy, with free accommodation, luxury cars, and paid trips to anywhere,while all he had to do is shine the bottomless Congo few times after taken burantashi...soft life

God am I not ur son, bless me with sugar mommy too na

Is this the future?

I fear this kind future

Which kind wahala be this, wetin black cork no go make white girl do, oghene më

See soft porn, the guy on shades just dey burst laugh carelessly,you go know say na badt guy,moderator sef dey gbadun am, but weyrey dey disguise, he even dey ask wether make he end the zoom meeting, meanwhile baba really want to see pointed brown titties,craze man

Segun they are shooting everybody,I no hear gun shot, they are coming, they Re coming, I no see who dey come, coward AFonja camera man, we saw vidoes of how people record the life action in imo, very anyhow video, I couldn't make anything meaningful out of this video

if not for instagram, who sabi this one, abeg shift

i thought this guy said he was menstruating the other day

afonjaa sef

all of countries to die miserably, na vietnam


chai

i regret that i had to school in naija, waste of everything...i for just jejely go learn fashion designing, but now i for dey process school for outside this hell hole

Tinubuadvocate:
Tinubu made him use your brain.

unfortunately u dont have any brain, its shameful that a young man like still supporting and rooting for a man thats not even healty enough to walk upright agai, hard drugs ti ba aye werey je

GreenFarmsNG:
Lack of good intuition. Grab the feet through the railings.

U DON TOO WATCH SPIDER MAN AND JAMES BOND, NO BE ONLY GRAB THE LEGS THRU THE RAIN, HE FOR GRAB HIS TROUSERS HEM LIKE WE SEE IN MOVIES

DEPRESSION WEY EVERYBODY DEY MANAGE, HE REACH UR TURN U COMMIT SUICIDE, NO BE SO OO

you go sell am 45K

Tinubuadvocate:
He own 5months salary that man is a pretender.

hows opolo eye the hobbit

akeredolu, the white bearded lion that grabbed buhari by his wrinkled ballls

and none of these brands is from africa, shame

Darkseid:
I don't have problem with a girl coming with her friend if it's the first time we're meeting; you know this country is filled with crazy people and I understand that she might be having security concerns but that her friend will never sit in the same table as me, she doesn't even to greet me.
Make the friend just go dey her side for one corner, anything apart from this, I go just excuse them, collect another table, enjoy myself alone and go home.

we are meeting at a public place, in a restaurant not in a private place like my house,and your bringing extra hungry mouth because u jam father xmas abi

even if i am inviting u to my house u still need to inform me about your intention to bring a friend along

if you didnt seek my consent before u bring extra mouth to my house or our meeting point, i no go wicked you,na bottle water ur mama go bring and go back to ur daddies house house or where ever u crawled from

its a date not an an avenue to eat what u have been craving.

nigrerian girls are not even romantic, lets hang out means domini pizza, shoprite, cinema to them..olodo cant we just go to bus terminal and be looking at colorful buses or go wacth the birds and goats in a dusty road

agbaya

thunder fire buhari and his demented media group

like mother like daughter, shamelessness

ode-smond idiot

You are a mumu man, you agree to date a woman that was just dumped by her ex that broke the kokoro of her temple, thinking you have won a huge jackpot, meanwhile, she was using you to heal from her ex, unfortunately for you okafors law is more accurate than ohm's law

Next time, act like a bestie and give her all the attention she wants but don't ask to date her, na stupid move, and you know what they say about besties, if youba re real nigga u will know

Ok thank God the car was recovered quickly, I DNT wanna tell you guys how many centuries it would have taken the NPF to recover that car, even after paying huge sum

But what I a more concerned about is that, you could actually fill up your car in the US with gas while engine is still running, if na for our bodies naija, these fuel pump attendants would have wrestled you to out off your engine..."abi you wan to blow this place up'

Threads like this u will never see mannadeadvulture,pissfulidiot,simplycow,ngenezombie etc


NPF is weak, I am in no support of UGM, but NPF has finally met their match in the east

Can we donate this oloshos to Boko Haram in exchange for Leah sharibu

This nnamdi guy might to rash sometimes in his approach,which I don't blame him after killing his parents,and his beloved dog, jack


But I think he's too wise for this government, he's a real torn in their flesh, I never believed him one bit, I still don't believe him whole, but he's made some salient points that there is no way to can dispute that it counter him, except you wanna go petty or ballistic.

Note, the five men police arrested yesterday and tagged Bandits in imo were all innocent, including the supposed two that were 'killed during gun battle' because obviously it was one person in different angles


NPF is weak, buhari is a coward, malami is a goat, shehu Garba is irredeemable, and the rest of the online supporters of this wicked govt is lost souls

Same Hobbit Yoruba youths were frying on Facebook yesterday

Withouth political influence, tinubu can't win Lagos State, ask oba of Lagos, he go olybu the tape