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TravelRe: North Cyprus Visa 7days by kheme(m): 11:01am On Jul 22, 2008
why you guys always say SHIT about North Cyprus? Man, i've been schooling there 2 years now and i'm loving EVERYDAY of it! i have no regrets coming here and trust me, if i can, i would settle here! life here is good! i mean, real good!

and of course its not the best part of Europe, and its not so big with structures and all that, but the best time of my life has been on this island (FOR REAL).

just em, the visa issue, i dont know. i'm even trying to get a few friends over to come visit, and perhaps my family to attend my graduation in 2years.

i hear there's a "North Cyprus Visa" i even saw a scanned copy on the internet! i'd like any info on the north cyprus visa too. meanwhile, i've emailed the turkish embassy in nigeria for more info.
RomanceRe: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by kheme(m): 5:13pm On Jul 20, 2008
i'm just laughing my black ass out!!! you guys are hilarious! OMG!!!

craziest thing i've done would be,

~ revisit the girl after jumping a flight of stairs in other to avoid the bottle of alcohol her father threw at me

~ going after her under the heavy rain

~ burnt 3 pots of rice (meant to be supper for family of 6)

~ waited 4 hrs for her under the sun; was obtained (N200) and almost beaten by a mob while waiting for her

~ lost my parents' trust and confidence in me

~ failed JAMB once so i spent all my tutorials/lesson times with her

i guess that's about all i can recall for now!
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by kheme(m): 4:16pm On Jul 20, 2008
no one else but ANNA FARIS!!!! tongue
ProgrammingRe: Help! Uploading Pictures by kheme(m): 12:26pm On Jul 05, 2008
paste the codes here, maybe we can help you debug it!
ProgrammingRe: Help! Uploading Pictures by kheme(m): 1:47pm On Jun 21, 2008
so how far so far?
CareerRe: Which Companies Would Be Best To Do 6-8 Weeks Internship? by kheme(op): 1:46pm On Jun 21, 2008
ok, to be honest, i like the "big boy" idea, okay? if i were going there to really learn stuff, i'm not sure i will get what i want. i'm in computer engineering though. i just want to fulfill the obligation of doing the internship, make a few bucks, and steal some company secrets, lol! grin but among these, which will you choose, if you MUST choose one?? and if not from these, can you suggest any other?
Jobs/VacanciesWhich Companies Would Be Best To Do 6-8 Weeks Internship by kheme(op): 1:22pm On Jun 16, 2008
amongst these, which companies would be best to do 6-8 weeks Internship?

Please tell me the "pros and cons" involved

1. Shell
2. NNPC
3. MTN
4. Globacom
5. Celtel
CareerWhich Companies Would Be Best To Do 6-8 Weeks Internship? by kheme(op): 1:22pm On Jun 16, 2008
amongst these, which companies would be best to do 6-8 weeks Internship?

Please tell me the "pros and cons" involved

1. Shell
2. NNPC
3. MTN
4. Globacom
5. Celtel
CareerWhich Companies Would Be Best To Do 6-8 Weeks Internship by kheme(op): 1:21pm On Jun 16, 2008
amongst these, which companies would be best to do 6-8 weeks Internship?

Please tell me the "pros and cons" involved

1. Shell
2. NNPC
3. MTN
4. Globacom
5. Celtel
PhonesRe: Sms Gateway, Please by kheme(m): 9:46pm On Jun 11, 2008
yea, kehers is totally right. i got like 10$ worth of sms and i've been using since last year. still have about 30units left. they're cool and i totally recommend clickatell for anyone!
RomanceRe: How Long Have You Been Single? by kheme(op): 4:32pm On May 24, 2008
i'm just flexing! enjoying my life! like someone said, " i love women too much to settle for just one! " but don't get the wrong idea, i just don't feel any ONE girl (girlfriend) can satisfy all i need from women, confidant, companionship, or what have you. and if it was all about sex? pffff. that's easy!
RomanceRe: How Long Have You Been Single? by kheme(op): 4:30pm On May 23, 2008
lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Gurl by kheme(m): 4:25pm On May 23, 2008
can't blame a nigga for trying! smiley
RomanceRe: How Long Have You Been Single? by kheme(op): 4:10pm On May 23, 2008
didn't say there were no chics here. didn't say i "can't" get a gf. said i've been "single"! hard to deal with? lol!
RomanceHow Long Have You Been Single? by kheme(op): 8:26am On May 23, 2008
the thought just crossed my mind last night so i decided to post this thread,

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SINGLEhuh

Now, i don't mean those that never EVER had a boyfriend/girlfriend! i mean those that had at least one boyfriend/girlfriend in the past. So what i want us to do is just write your gender and how long you've been single, and i start thus,



MALE
4years & 3months
(and counting, )
ProgrammingRe: Help! Uploading Pictures by kheme(m): 7:17am On May 22, 2008
well, aphoe is also right. you can either upload the image into the database directly, or to a folder on the server and then save the path to the image into the database. as for aphoe suggestion, i can help you with the scripts to do that. what's your level of PHP? what kind of software is it, web/internet application or desktop application?
ProgrammingRe: Local Software Piracy (Otigba Boys) - The Way Forward by kheme(m): 7:07am On May 22, 2008
well, i'm not so into desktop applications, but i believe we can come up with so many ideas on how to solve this problem. here are a few suggestions,

#1: when burning the setup onto disc, the product key/serial no/activation code or whatever, should be scrambled with an algorithm using the CD's OWN SERIAL NUMBER. in that case, each software has it's unique key unique to the original CD that first carried it. when burned to another CD or even copied into a computer, it would never install. (well, this only prevents duplication on CD, but i think it's a good idea)
as for cracking this one up, first, the crackers need to know how you lock the setup to CD, which is by the CD's serial number. second would be to figure out the algorithm used to get the key.

#2: you can do #1 above, and also try what Microsoft does. at installation, a special hidden file should be created, with information of CERTAIN HARDWARE components of the computer onto which it is installed, and this same information should be somehow patched with the software (ie., make it part of the software itself). each time the program runs, it checks this file to see the information in it matches with that on the software, if no match or file doesn't exist, the the program exits, terminates, etc.
as for cracking this one up, they need to know how to access this special file, where it's located, etc. this is how Microsoft prevents piracy in windows xp when an original setup CD for a particular system (say Dell) is installed on another system (say Toshiba). understand?
WebmastersRe: Webdesign Mentor Needed by kheme(m): 12:34pm On May 17, 2008
i hope i can help too, check my website.
WebmastersRe: Webmasters Please I Need Help In My Ste by kheme(m): 12:33pm On May 17, 2008
yea, you don't seem to have any CSS on that website.
WebmastersRe: How Do I Upload A Site Without The Extension Like .htm Or .php by kheme(m): 12:25pm On May 17, 2008
what exactly is the question?
WebmastersRe: Help Us Build the Best Nigerian Website Directory by kheme(m): 12:22pm On May 17, 2008
www.htmlonline.tk

For free HTML Tutorials & E-Books Online!
WebmastersRe: Your Favorite Nigerian Website(s)? by kheme(m): 11:40am On May 17, 2008
WebmastersRe: Why Is It That Many Nigerians Do Not Shop Online On Nigerian Websites? by kheme(m): 11:28am On May 17, 2008
actually, naijacutee has a point.

what i think is this, the main and maybe "only" was online payments can be done is via credit cards. then we also have merchant accounts, for those without credit cards. but then again, some merchant accounts are funded by credit cards again.

with this in mind, we all know that nigerians are experts in credit card fraud (I'm so sorry to say this, but its the fact), how can people rely on credit cards for online payments?

yes, if they can prove that online transaction on nigerian websites are secure, then i guess more people will use it.

also, credit cards are new in nigeria.
WebmastersRe: Script Request by kheme(m): 10:15am On May 14, 2008
Now, i'm going to try and explain everything the best way i can so that you can integrate this php codes into your website BY YOURSELF. this is going to be as basic as i think i can make it. so you have to fill in the "blanks".

this is going to be divided into 2 parts:
Part 1 -> Uploading the links, and
Part 2 -> Displaying the links

Part 1 -> Uploading the links

first, you should create a form with the data you want to collect about the links, such as link title, url, etc

<form action="upload.php" method="post">
Link title: <input name="title" value="" type="text" />

URL: <input name="url" value="" type="text" />

<input name="submit" value="Submit" type="submit" />

</form>

Now, the following code should be save as "upload.php"

/* PHP CODE BEGINS HERE */

mysql_connect($database_name,$database_username,$database_password); // Connects to your mysql database

/*

you should already have created the database and database table for the links. let's assume that the database table is "links" and has 3 columns: title[varchar 255], url[varchar 255] and id[varchar255]

*/
if (mysql_query("insert into links values('".$_POST['title']."','".$_POST['url']."','".date('U')."')"wink) { // date('U') is MY OWN way of creating a unique id number for rows
header("location:successpage.php"wink; // if the link was uploaded successfully, browser will be redirected to successpage.php
}
else {echo "Upload failed! Please try again later";}

/* PHP CODE ENDS HERE */

Part 2 -> Displaying the links

now, this code should be placed on the actual page where you want the links to be added

/* PHP CODE BEGINS HERE */

mysql_connect($database_name,$database_username,$database_password); // Connects to your mysql database

$a = mysql_query("select * from links order by id desc"wink; // selects all links from the "links" table or sort them placing the latest links on top
$b = mysql_num_rows($a); // gets the number of rows (links) returned

for ($c=0;$c<$b;$c++) { // loops throught the links one at a time
$title=mysql_result($a,$c,'title'); // gets the title for the next link
$url=mysql_result($a,$c,'url'); // gets the url for the next link
echo "<a href=\"$url\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"$title\">$title</a>
"; // prints the links out
}


/* PHP CODE ENDS HERE */

i think this should be it. any more problems, let me know.
ProgrammingRe: Generator by kheme(m): 10:10pm On May 13, 2008
what do you mean? do you mean, how to generate numbers like those on a scratch card for yourself? or how to generate actual existing scratch card numbers? or do i ask, what do you need to generate scratch card numbers for?
ProgrammingRe: Help! Uploading Pictures by kheme(m): 10:08pm On May 13, 2008
data type should be BLOB - binary long object for the mysql database. the last poster was right, you can get scripts from the internet explaining how to do this with php. but i think i can work something out, you'll have to test it though. i hope you're quite good in php? cos i have little time to write this now cos i'm off to bed (or something like that)

on the other hand, i'll explain this later. no time now.

expect a reply from me,
WebmastersRe: Script Request by kheme(m): 9:16pm On May 12, 2008
ok then, i hope you know some level of php? i'll take a while to work on it cos i'm on some other project right now. i'll comment the code as must as i can to assist you in integrating it with your website. you'd be hearing from me soon.
WebmastersRe: Script Request by kheme(m): 9:22am On May 12, 2008
ok then, can i have a look at your website? so i'd know how to intigrate it.
WebmastersRe: Can Anyone Comment On This Website: by kheme(m): 9:15am On May 12, 2008
the design is too simple. something i'd like to "nigerian" style. ok, enough bull shit. em, the design is too ordinary and a bit unattractive. there no outline!!!
WebmastersRe: Need A Name For This Site by kheme(m): 9:03am On May 12, 2008
em, try www.pickydomains.com -> if you have $50

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