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Op nawaoh

utenwuson:
how a guy n a lady becomes besties is wat I cnt really figure out!!! maybe am insane I don't jst get it or u actually don't knw wat a "best frn" is! I. can visit my best frn for days, bath, cook,eat,play scrabble, hang out, sleep on d same bed 4 weeks wen am on leave! am jst imagining if he is a "lady"

Wait bro?
Bath, cook,eat, play,hangout, sleep on same bed?
And probably share some mind blowing secrets you need to let outta ya mind, and probably chase babes together.....
Does he has another brother like him bro?
Your best friend must be the type I'm looking for too, cos this days they all claim it's gayish /such a misplaced priority,

Shared wickedness

Poor research and

Stupid journalism!!!

When will this ministers start working the change they prophecied?

Have you submitted bro?

Was it successful? I'm in lagos now, what did they say?

himkers:
Cc: saxoholic1.


DSS Office in Anambra state is at Amawbia. It shares the same fence with awka South local government secretariat. Just immediately after governor's Lodge amawbia


Am going there to submit mine today shaa

Everyone is rushing to Dubai to hide their properties or change ownership... Lool

Gbemi na stupid old fool, she needs to shut her ugly sef and look for a husband and stop insulting people

The guy sha para

She don see her match, the way she talks about people is soo unprofessional and others they fear o

Nonsense

Useless pple,they never see upgrade o and they are thanking in advance.... Lool

So wetin una dey try justify nua?

Wizkid is a foolish short man, who can't keep his short thing in his pant for long

And now people are painting the poor gal as over ambitious?

Even stupid kcess is married too, but stiall forks around? Giving his poor wife infection on regular

High time nig so called celebs respect themselves and lead by example..... Soon gbemi too will form celeb for me, oh chim o

Your pained o

Tufiakwa

Who's cleaning his own?

slowpoke like him.....

Ole

Both of them tho *

At op what's your definition of Fine?

The questions really here is

No 1, how did you know he was looking worried eh @whoever compiled this nonsense? do you stay with him

No 2.. who cares about him and his useless sons?


Advice... Keep following and monitoring the woman till she breaks your head!

danielganjo:
Lagos address: magotho, ketu- Lagos.

Where exactly in lagos bro.... Full address pls

See them crying foul.... Smh for pdp sef...

Op give me that mrs soto whatever her name is number

The woman is high on Sk o, una dey even follow her reason well...

Smh

Where him get the money from?

Ain't we broke?

It sha depends @Op

Tell them congratulations

In Toke makinwas voice,

I feel like slapping you through this phone after reading this? You dey craze?

You nor sabi show o

How can you tell him? Was he there during the forking?

Did he hold light for una?

Babe nawaoh for you o
No tell am anything, live with the secret forever

Women act like they can deceive us, but we pretend till it has bellyfull us

Those of you still planning to join Nigerian police, this na one of the jobs una go dey expect do o!

Ademola ugly boy

With his legs tho*

Lol

Meanwhile the girl is just an average looking nigga babe abegi!

You nor eat comot for house?

Were you hoping on them?

curtesy of fashola

You have time o

Lool wait until the black pots of ghana hears that last statement,
Lool they are definitely coming for you mr minister

myners007:
Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Nigige, on Thursday said lazy youths will not get the N5,000 stipend promised by the All Progressives Congress (APC) government.

Ngige in a chat with newsmen at the secretariat of the APC in Abuja, said “We won’t pay N5,000 for people to be indolent. No country in the world would pay people to go home and sleep and collect cash,” he said.

“Some people would get N5,000; we will pay some N10,000, and even for people in teacher conversion scheme, they would get more than N10,000, N15,000 as stipend during training, and they are going to be employed by state governments and the federal government in different institutions.

“It is not a programme we shall run alone; the state governments are going to buy into it, they are going to synchronize with us, we are going to do it in synergy.

“So, we want to get back our youths, capture them, teach them to use their hands, and when they use their hands, they can earn money by employing themselves

“If you get a bricklayer, or a painter today, you cannot pay less than N5,000 for a daily job. And if somebody is able to work 20 days in a month for N5,000, he already has N100,000.

“But, it’s a sad story today. That is why Togolese, Ghannians, and people from Benin Republic, Niger Republic, are the ones who do all these skilled job for us”, he stated.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/14/lazy-youths-will-not-get-buharis-n5000-stipend-ngige/

Wicked, confused and stupid governor would definitely have nothing meaningful to say

Cos his clueless too

centvin008:
By Babajide Komolafe, Henry Umoru, Joseph Erunke & Michael Eboh
The Naira appreciated yesterday to N302 per dollar in the parallel market, thus halting three days of sharp depreciation even as the price of Nigeria’s reference crude oil grade, Bonny Light, slid below the $30 per barrel mark, dropping to $29.47 per barrel.
Meanwhile, following the increasing depreciation of the Naira, the Senate, yesterday, summoned the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, Governor, Godwin Emefiele, to appear before it next week.
From N305 per dollar, Wednesday, the parallel market exchange rate dropped to N302 per dollar at the close of business yesterday, indicating N3 appreciation.
President, Association of Bureaux De Change Operators of Nigeria, ABCON, Alhaji Aminu Gwadabe, said that the appreciation was occasioned by drop in demand for foreign exchange and indications that CBN might review its decision to stop dollar sales to bureaux de change, BDCs.
The naira depreciated in the parallel market by N25 naira between Monday and Wednesday, following the announcement by CBN on Monday to stop sales of dollars to BDCs.
Earnings dip
Also, the price of Nigeria’s reference crude oil grade, Bonny Light, slid below the $30 per barrel mark, dropping to $29.47 per barrel, according to data obtained, yesterday, from CBN.
This was even as the price of Brent crude, the benchmark crude oil grade, rose to $30.77 per barrel in the international market. Brent crude had dipped below $30 a barrel on Wednesday, for the first time in more than 10 years, a day after the U.S. benchmark took a similar fall.
Specifically, Brent traded as low as $29.96 a barrel before settling down 55 cents, or 1.8 percent, at $30.31 a barrel on ICE Futures Europe, the lowest settlement since April 2004.
Therefore, using an average crude oil production of 2.2 million barrels per day, as stated by CBN, it is expected that the total amount accruable to the Federal Government and oil companies in Nigeria on a daily basis would dip to $64.83 million, about N12.967 billion daily, using an average exchange rate of N200 to a dollar.
Job loss at BP, Shell, Chevron
Consequently, as a result of the continuous decline in the price of Nigeria’s Bonny Light and other crude oil grades, experts are predicting massive job cuts in the Nigerian and global oil and gas industry in the next couple of days.
Already, the world’s biggest oil companies are slashing jobs and discontinuing major investments, especially as the price of crude falls to new lows.
A report obtained from the Associated Press noted that companies that would be affected by the declining oil price would not only be the big oil producers, but the numerous companies that do business with them, such as drilling contractors and equipment suppliers.
Particularly, companies like BP, which had earlier in the week said it is cutting 4,000 jobs, had already commenced trimming down their operations to cope with the slump in oil, whose price had plummeted to its lowest level in 12 years and is not expected to recover significantly for months, possibly years.
The report had quoted Chevron as saying last year that it would eliminate 7,000 jobs, while Shell announced 6,500 layoffs.
Furthermore, some analysts are forecasting a drop near $10 a barrel, making companies to brace up for more trouble.
In particular, Michael Hewson, chief market analyst at CMC Markets, said: “Calling the bottom in a market is always dangerous, akin to catching a falling knife. But when the clamour for lower prices becomes a stampede, warning signs and alarm bells tend to start going off, which suggests that a more prudent approach might be advisable.”
The uncertainty, the report said, is making companies think twice before sinking money into new oil projects.
“On the North Sea, there is a standstill in the new project, which may create a hole in the pipeline of projects next year,” said Florent Maisonneuve, Managing Director and co-head of Oil & Gas at AlixPartners in Paris.
Subsequently, CBN had in its Economic Report for the Month of October 2015, put the average price of Nigeria’s reference crude, Bonny Light at $49.23 per barrel in October, indicating a 1.3 percent increase relative to the level in the preceding month.
The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, on the other hand, had stated that of the 18.24 million barrels of crude oil lifted on the account of NNPC in October 2015, 12.07 million barrels and 6.17 million barrels were for domestic and export markets, respectively.
It said: “At an average oil price of $47.45 per barrel and exchange rate of N195.95 to a dollar, the domestic crude oil lifted by NNPC is valued at $572.998 million or a Naira equivalent of N112.279 billion for the period.
“The remaining crude oil lifted for export was valued at $305,856,048.03 at an average price of $49.58/barrel. The total value of crude oil lifted on the account of NNPC in October, 2015 was thus $878.854 million.ý”
Meanwhile, concerned by the increasing depreciation of the Naira, the Senate, yesterday, summoned the CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele, to appear before it on Tuesday next week at 11a.m., to explain the continuous weakening of Naira against the Dollar.
The development was sequel to a Point of Order raised by the Leader of the Senate, Ali Ndume, APC, Borno South.
The Senate President, Bukola Saraki, who presided over the plenary where the issue was raised, having listened to Senator Ndume, subsequently directed Ndume to convey the Senate’s resolution to the CBN governor.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/depreciation-of-naira-senate-summons-emefiele/


Lalasticlala

Lowlifes everywhere

Smh

What a watery write up

The guy even worth am?

Source please?

Arizonaguy:
bad reasoning...are there no northerner in GEJ's dispensation that was shown the exit by PMB...be quick to think and slow to comment

You be Northern?



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