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jobfront: Today i woke up feeling tired not to go to church, but finally, God inspired me & i went & it was awesome, i worship at RCCG a.k.a. Redeem, and the man of God that preached today seemed like he was sent to speak to me personally because all he said- fornication, using & dumping girls, immoral lifestyle and encouraging others not to be righteous, was all that i do. though i wasn't born this way, i was raised by a disciplinary father and a loving mother, who provided all my needs and showered me with love, but life experiences with the opposite sex began to turn me into a bad guy with no conscience for girls. in fact i was headed towards going as far as breaking hearts of at least 20 different girls by the end of this year. I loved guys that maltreat girls; if you cheat on your wife, u are my best friend, if you use & dump girls, u are my paddy and i don't mind giving u money to achieve any evil (besides physical killing) against girls. i just hated girls and had already cancelled marriage in my dictionary cos i was determined to adopt or born on contract. but this morning at RCCG amazing grace parish, God touched me amazingly, i am now a new person, so please ignore all my threads and posts against Nigerian girls. i Am sorry pls, forgive me Lord, i am sorry if i hurt any of u or destroyed your faith in God or in human, forgive me & forget. join me in prayers so i can stand and not fall again. to the ladies, try & be nice to men, try & ask God to help u become a good friend, daughter, sister, fiancee, wife and mother, God can do all things, i am now a witness. don't always put money & material things first in all u do, especially in your relationships. if u love a guy with your heart, go after him irrespective of his financial or social status, and join him in prayers and encourage him, he will surely make it and will forever value and respect/ treat you like a queen, than when you just come when he is already made. pls forgive my frequent bashing on Nigerian females, even if any wronged me, i have forgiven you all from the bottom of my heart and pls do find it in your own heart to forgive me too & forget. i want to live a new happy life, even with or without a woman. Now i see that having money is not all it takes to be happy in life, but having Jesus Christ, the giver of peace and joy, now i feel inner peace, good afternoon friends and God bless you all. Please moderators help me put this on the front page. Thank you & God bless you all & God bless NL! Pls find time and read these Bible verse: 2Timothy 3:1-4. Isaiah 53:5
Pls guys, live a good life that glorifies the name of God. loving and knowing God is the best & the only key to joy & happiness, so pls ignore my advise and be good to your friends, female and male, God loves us and wants us to be the best & to reflect His image in our daily lives. pls also pray for my salvation, that God should strengthen me not to fall but to stand till the end, amen! God bless you all, I love God so much, pls Lord help me to love u more each day!

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[quote author=job front]Yes we are becos they are the worst girls on planet earth! and thats y true love done carr y im back run enter paradise island to hide away from Nigeria! so don't expect any true love from any guy in Nigeria. we may pretend to love u die, na lie...lolz...if some of my chicks see that i am the one writing all these, they will froze! so that is to tell u that even your papa & boyfriend, including brothers know that u Nigerian girls are nothing but BEGGARS! You beg for money, u beg guys to help u write exam for those in school, u beg for job, for link, for recharge card, for transport money, for school fees, for feeding money, for phone, for shopping money, haba! abi u girls don't have parents & siblings? does it mean every Nigerian girl has no parents or siblings that meet their needs that as soon as they meet a guy, they offload their lifetime trouble on him? kai! e too much for una...una dey stink, even thouh i go still 4uck una shaa....cos dat thing too sweet shaa....lolz[/quote] .....speechless..

rafhell: keep blabbing while they keep making their money. na by force!!!

I feel that there are women across the continent who will relate to this photo below or who might know someone who relates to this scenario...

I found this quiet interesting...

Dear sis Dolly,I am a 60 year old man with 20 kids and six wives.recently had a child with my friend's daughter.should I marry her?? from anonymous eNkandla.


.Sis Dolly replied:" voetsek Jacob Zuma! I know its you"

At dinner a
little boy offered to lead in prayer;
"Dear GOD, I thank U 4 giving me
such
lovable parents. Thanx 4 the
visitors &
their children who finished all my
cookies
& ice cream. Bless them so that
they
won't come again. 4give our
neighbour's
son who was wrestling with my
sister on
her bed & his daughter 4 eating a
sausage from my brother's pants.
This
winter please send clothes 2 all
those
poor naked ladies in Daddy's
cellphone
& provide shelter 4 the homeless
man
who uses mum's room when dad
is at
work AMEN! The Dinner was
cancelled!!!

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patriot2: Because I am a man and I stink, I have seen the difference between myself and my girl friend.
People you've got to smell the hair of a fine woman, touch her fine breasts, hmmm.
I find their hair more sexy than their bottom and their voice, just listen.
The way they move their hands, when they get angry at you and yet speak with a very beautiful voice.
What the hell am I doing here, good bye.
And when you remember that like every man when you go and wash your pants, the odour is just unbearable, your white pants have changed colour. Come on we are lucky to have women, we do not deserve them, and I find it hard to understand why they like us. But it is our luck, God did things that way.

aaAahhhhh.... That's the sweetest thing I've heard about women this week

[/color] [quote author=Mr..Cork][color=#000099]ermm Guys, this is yo shance to quickly expose yo sef. Its no crime to be gayy & in fact, bein gayy in 2012 means: YOU ARE USER FRIENDLY. Look at great guys like Elton John, REALITY101, Gorge Michaels,Mrs Chima, Mike Tyson and so on. cheers! [/quote]Mrs Chima- is that a gay man?...Always thought it was a chick.

[quote author=Mr..Cork] errmm Correction. Beyounce's nyansh is man made: fake. Dwayne Johnson's (The Rock)nyansh is full of steriod: fake. Well accordin to survey, Most mens nyansh are soft [/quote][quote author=Mr..Cork] Mr..Cork I really like the the way you view the world. Sometimes people like to be impossible,but then again everyone is entitled to their own opinion. A spade is a spade my brother. I think everyone's just reacting cause these are things people never talk about at all. Like the fact that SOME men DO masturbate but they always act as if its the deadliest act when the matter is discussed .

[quote author=Mr..Cork] errmm Correction. Beyounce's nyansh is man made: fake. Dwayne Johnson's (The Rock)nyansh is full of steriod: fake. Well accordin to survey, Most mens nyansh are soft [/quote][quote author=Mr..Cork] I have to say though, it would be very strange for a guy to check out another guys nyash LMFAO!

Qaslay: PRETORIA (AFP) – South Africa on Thursday
apologised for blocking 125 Nigerians from the
country and unveiled new immigration
procedures aimed at ending a diplomatic row
between the continent’s two powerhouses.
The dispute blew up after immigration officials
at Johannesburg’s main airport on Friday
refused entry to Nigerians over suspicions that
their yellow fever vaccination cards were fake.
Every day since, Nigeria has turned away dozens
of South Africans in retaliation.
“We apologise for this unfortunate incident and
we hope this matter will not in any way affect
our bilateral relations,” deputy foreign minister
Ibrahim Ibrahim told reporters in Pretoria.
“We’ve put into place certain mechanisms to
ensure this doesn’t happen again, and we
believe that this matter is closed,” he added.
“We are in contact with the embassy in Nigeria,
to see that there are no longer problems, and
that any difficulties over vaccination certificates
are dealt with before a visa is issued.”
He did not expect an apology from Nigeria over
its retaliatory actions, he said. “We understand
the reaction of the Nigerian authorities.”
The authorities have agreed to re-open an
airport clinic that would allow travellers to
receive yellow fever vaccines on arrival;and to
require a foreign ministry official’s consent
before immigration authorities turn away large
groups of travellers.
South Africa, the richest country on the
continent, is struggling with its reputation for
xenophobia — a perception that was reinforced
after nationwide attacks on immigrants left 62
dead in 2008.
The government has moved quickly to mend
this latest row.
“Cabinet expressed shock and regret at the
reports regarding how African foreign nationals,
particularly Nigerians, and other nationals from
other parts of the world have been treated” at
Johannesburg’s main airport, minister in the
presidency Collins Chabane told reporters in
Cape Town earlier Thursday.
On Tuesday Nigerian Foreign Minister
Olugbenga Ashiru had accused the South
African authorities of targeting Nigerians.
“What you see playing out is what we call
xenophobia by South Africans against all
Africans — not just Nigerians — including even
those from their neighbouring countries,” Ashiru
added.
Friday’s incident prompted Nigeria’s Arik Air to
suspend its flights to Johannesburg, though it
has since resumed its service.
South Africa’s ambassador also called the
Nigerian foreign ministry over the issue.
Arik, one of two airlines affected, said health
officials had given the reason as incorrect or
unrecognised batch numbers on the
documentation. Proof of vaccination is
mandatory before one can enter the country.
Sales of fake vaccination cards are common at
Nigerian borders.

From Vanguardngr.com

"Sales of fake. Vaccination cards are common at Nigerian Borders." Our people just need to get the damn shots man.

Wow! This is an interesting article. Thanks for the post. Its Very interesting to see how Africa is always viewed as if we are always begging for aid/charity even in cases when we really do want to be compared on cases of merit but not as charity cases.

mayordy: Oboi..see finishin.brutal knockout for iya agbore of nairaland(idowuogbo)..nd killz shutdfkup.d girl is good. U should have just done that and save your ass the disgrace in d first place. Most peeps here suffer from tall puppy syndrome like people care what they are or say. Welcome khuki..feel good jare.

thank you for the advice y'll . Now I'll just pretend the two "smart asses" and the wanna be never happened @ all .

[quote author=~Killz~]. . .And you are a psychotic discombobulated idi[i]o[/i]t for seeking advice from junkies. . . Nonsense!

When you are ready to bend down, you'll see Aba![/quote]You are so freaking silly. Why the hell are you reacting like mercury. R u crazy?!! I did not say everyone that is on this site is a Junkie. I know english is not your native language,but for someone who can pick up on everyone else's posts you really should comprehend before having a bit** fit. Go back and read what I wrote or f*** off to other posts and stop acting important here. NONSENSE!oh I'm sorry Killz maybe the reason u ended up here @ all is cause u have the hots for the drag queen and this is ur way of defending that thing- ur drag queen. Hope y'll actually hook up u miserable hairy ass holes .

[quote author=~Killz~]. . .And you are a psychotic discombobulated idi[i]o[/i]t for seeking advice from junkies. . . Nonsense!

When you are ready to bend down, you'll see Aba![/quote]You are so freaking silly. Why the hell are you reacting like mercury. R u crazy?!! I did not say everyone that is on this site is a Junkie. I know english is not your native language,but for someone who can pick up on everyone else's posts you really should comprehend before having a bit** fit. Go back and read what I wrote or f*** off to other posts and stop acting important here. NONSENSE!

Idowuogbo: Are u mad ?

Who were u telling to shut up?

U must be high on super glue, i advised you based on the rubbish u narrated and u have the guts to come bck typing shit out of ur hairy and stinking anuzz? Damn u seriously dont want me to show you wat time it is do ya?

Animal!

P.S- get a plastic surgeon to fix ur stadium nose

. oh you should know all about hairy ass holes since u r a bloody moffie and your anus should be experienced fool. Considering the fact that you know so much about superglue I bet you've been taking so much of that stuff that its the only explanation for the crap you are writing on my post. Tell your s*** to someone who cares stupid old fool. As for my nose it aint no stadium . I removed my pic. Cause I realised miserable old creeps like u say anything to make themselves feel better. I do hope u feel better. You and your teeny winny Ego! CREEP!!!

Idowuogbo: Are u mad ?

Who were u telling to shut up?

U must be high on super glue, i advised you based on the rubbish u narrated and u have the guts to come bck typing shit out of ur hairy and stinking anuzz? Damn u seriously dont want me to show you wat time it is do ya?

Animal!

P.S- get a plastic surgeon to fix ur stadium nose

oh you should know all about hairy ass holes since u r a bloody moffie and your anus should be experienced fool. Considering the fact that you know so much about superglue I bet you've been taking so much of that stuff that its the only explanation for the crap you are writing on my post. Tell your s*** to someone who cares stupid old fool. As for my nose it aint no stadium . I removed my pic. Cause I realised miserable old creeps like u say anything to make themselves feel better. I do hope u feel better. CREEP

Idowuogbo: Are u mad ?

Who were u telling to shut up?

U must be high on super glue, i advised you based on the rubbish u narrated and u have the guts to come bck typing shit out of ur hairy and stinking anuzz? Damn u seriously dont want me to show you wat time it is do ya?

Animal!

P.S- get a plastic surgeon to fix ur stadium nose

oh you should know all about hairy ass holes since u r the one licking em. Considering the fact that you know so much about superglue I bet you've been taking so much of that stuff that its the only explanation for the crap you are writing on my post. Tell your s*** to someone who cares stupid old fool. As for my nose it aint no stadium . I removed my pic. Cause I realised miserable old creeps like u say anything to make themselves feel better. I do hope u feel better. CREEP .. Stupid hoe who do you think I was telling to shut up. Yo daddy?

Idowuogbo: Vote ends in 11 months ke

Are u ok?

Am I okay?. Are you the self proclaimed wellness expert in this forum? Once again, Get a life. If you don't have anything to contribute towards the topic then how hard is it for you to ignore it and anything associated with me. Please do that. Thank you.

slimyem: if you think the friend genuinely like you and you dig him too,why not?
I would never do such though...
Its best to move outside the circle just like idumagbo said!

that's how I feel as well. I feel its not really moral. Guess I just wanted to hear other peoples opinions. Thanks for your help.

Idowuogbo: hahahahhaa

Amebo! advice d op joor

I bet you are a drag queen . Girl get a life and stop being so mad @ the world freak!

[quote author=~Killz~]. . .And you are a psychotic discombobulated idi[i]o[/i]t for seeking advice from junkies. . . Nonsense!

When you are ready to bend down, you'll see Aba![/quote]your mamma must be psychotic for bringing up a bitter moffie like you.

I believe most countries are wonderful to go to especially when you have the right documents, enough cash for accommodation and basically your plans in place. It is a great place to be @. I don't know where to start. Let's just say you'll decide and tell us when you get back how it was okay.

This issue really is a difficult issue to handle for all parties involved. I think the government to get a strong and huge marketing campaign to unify the country, that's what happened in Southern Africa to avoid tribal wars. When people feel united they do not need to have their defenses up all the time. Now they're taking advantage of the division that's always been there amongst Nigerians. The government should try and take a new direction in dealing with this matter. Where I am they call it the african spirit, the concept of ubuntu which means humanity. Your brother is my brother. We are one. No I'm Igbo or from nothern Nigeria etc . Don't you agree?

Wow! I envy your spare time . :-)