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I dey mad? Never!! If only divorcees roam this earth, I would take MissRaine69's advice and become a priest

To be honest, it was me
We were good for the first 3 months, all of a sudden the passion/enthusiasm for each started dying. Picking quarrels over little issues, magnifying our faults etc anyways, I asked her to break us up, at least she would still have the dignity to say "She dumped me" and not the other way round.

I could have done better. Anyways, I have a bae now and we are rocking it hard still miss her tho...

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
what's *rollings* eh Mr teacher

Yea' I know you will pick on that one
My dear I don't give a fvck about that

Yuck! Disturbing photos!

People are trying to run away from the country, these one are trying to enter by any means. In their mind, 9ja na abroad

Human being is simply confused!

If Delta State doesn't top any Yahoo list, then that list is null & void..
Even secondary school kids are into yahoo in Delta now, my cousin bro that is in Jss 3 is a hardcore yahoo n*gga, talkless of the tertiary institutions

Nonsense! since when did broke girls become a limitation to a happy relationship?

When kids talk...

godfrey01:
Helllo nairalanders.. Is it normal for a guy to get angrry whenever he thinks of his gf.. A girl who claim to be wise.. She doesnt visit him. Does not do anything for him, does not even hang oout with. All she keep saying is that she does not have time. Same state. Same lga, tp from her side to his just 100 box...

Is that one a girlfriend? Bro, go and look for a girlfriend please, cause its obvious you ain't in any relationship currently

I don't care about your past relationship...

At least that's what she said but I've caught her many times snooping around, asking questions. But its all good anyways

Lwkm! Feminists can testify to number 3

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Dont concern yourself with that. Thanks

*rollings eyes*

I don't know much about stammering but i do stammer when i'm shy or in an awkward position, and believe me its no fun... So just try to relax your nerves, feel free around people, don't concern yourself too much about your stutters when you speak. I believe it might help a little but sometimes a little is just enough for greater things..

Sorry bro, just stay strong

Wow! Happy Anniversary jare... 26 years no be beans oo! #Couple_Goals

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My dear I don't give a fvck about that

You should. wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in public, would you?

Nice one, OP. This is probably the most matured article I've seen on NL...Well done jare!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I don't understand ur painment. The highlighted is just about fake people but I don't owe u an explanation.

I really don't know y mention my father though. But bet me, a vermin like u seriously can't look me in the eyes and say this shit.

Be happy you have the anonymity of this platform to protect u. Next time mind how u sentimental jump into people's mention.

Madam, there is nothing like "Painment" in English Vocabulary. Thank You

ositadima1:
I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.

That moment when frustration hits you...

To whom brain is given, sense is expected...
Anyways, whatever makes 'em happy. Their life;Their problem

who is even listening to Olamide's songs sef? Noise maker with trash talks called music!

who is even listening to Olamide's songs self? Noise maker with trash talks called music!

directorXixXICK:
The question is the attitude of having to let the cat out for a ship moving in a political director that liberates humanity beyond words of courage that encourages the bottom line process that contributes the cars and moving objects having nothing in common... Thank you

Bros, what are you saying?

Offpoint:
op I have to be honestly honest with you on what they meant by you not being romantic.
You see you have to understand what this life is all about, you know right from inception of humanity. The journey all started from Jamaica in the late 70s, Moses was to deliver the message to the children of Israel through his brother Aaron. It's 5 days to Christmas and I just washed my clothes this morning, cuz you won't believe when Saraki was staring at Buhari. and I said happy birthday to the guy that her boyfriend brought, that's where all the problems started. Jesus is Lord forever and ever, Atiku campaigns in Yola.

Say no to weed!!

Kiki set fight
Kiki set venue
Kiki set date...
So fastforward to today i was on my bed when Kiki called me and was like shey you know say na today and if them born my papa well make i no show...

That was how I got a black eye in Primary 5! Abeg if you no get power, no dey brag for safety issues

Valerie47:
Owerri is the best place to relax and spend money, guys come from different part of the country to Owerri just to flex, so many flexing bars and restaurant, too many girls.

Just ask him to come to Owerri and see you which one is all this Owerri is the best place to relax and spend money shii??

AGNESP:
I am not fighting to keep one, I just want to show the world how foolsh some girls can be

Stories!

AGNESP:
I am not fighting to keep one, I just want to show the world how foolsh some girls can be

Stories!

Saffi:
We’re looking at it from two diff standpoints. But I’m right and you’re wrong, end of story. Goodnight.

*rolling eyes* "A fool thinks himself to be wise but a wise thinks himself a fool.." - Williams Shakespeare

Good night, sleep tight

Saffi:
The woman’s body is designed to give both right? Why should a 60 year old woman be carrying a child? The physical and mental strength of a 60 year old is not capable of doing so, and it would be the same of the genders were reversed. Nature has designed the woman’s body to naturally prevent disasters and fatal situations from happening. That’s why menopause must take place to prevent risk like this from happening. If men could carry kids in their wombs, I’m sure they would stop producing kids at 40. Try to use logic please.

Well obviously the case wasn't reversed and women don't birth at 45+ because of aging factors which eliminates the risk of producing estrogen. So how doesn't that fall to genetics? Gosh! I'm an Engineering student for God's sake, should I be teaching you Biology?
Ha, I think that "Try to use logic please" is meant for you not me.

Saffi:
Show me 10 guys in naija and I will show you at least 7 that either drink or smoke very frequently. Women don’t drink or smoke, not even half as much as you guys. Anyways it is well

At least 7 outta 10? huh, but you sounded as if all men drinks/smokes in their youth earlier. Anyway is that the reason women look way older than their age? Seriously? where are you from?

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Saffi:
Do you think it’s easy to carry life and push life out of your vagina? Do you know the physical strength it entails? If men could carry babies, do you think they’ll be able to reproduce at 65? Is it not just to chook prick inside toto, and the woman has to carry the remaining burden? Oga there’s a reason why women can’t give birth after a certain age, and it hs nothing to do with looking older than your age.

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So now menopause is as a result of physical strength it needs in child birthing? Madam, women can't give birth at the age of 48 above because of aging factors, the body stops producing estrogen needed in the production of eggs in the ovaries while in men the testosterone remains active for a longer period. it all falls down to GENETICS!
Stop blowing shit outta proportion!!