₦airaland Forum

donjazzet:
Russia banned from the Olympics.

A shame what Putin has turned Russia into.

A once powerful country in the twentieth century, now a shunned country detached from international entrants. Such a pity.

No world cup for them, no euros, no Olympics. Out of the global financial system and begging to be let back in.
Begging a very poor country like north Korea for weapons.

Such a shame what this once great country and superpower of the 20th century became, all because of one man.
I do pity the common Russians. They're all puppets and victims of this mad man.

It is essential to human life. You need Olympics to be alive

Alejo2000:
Thank you.

If it is genuine, I will tell you what to invest in

Purvan:
Stay where you day and invest that money you wan use japa

When fuel and other commodities goes up tomorrow and you can't breathe, Eniola and Reno will tell you keep suffering, that suffering in Nigeria is easier to that of Ghana and the likes

Phone Booth

Obakoolex:
Pray your children have more sense than you do because comparing two African nations is not less wisdom

Why doesn't he compare Nigeria to Libya or Algeria

IconicR:
He said nothing but the truth

Why doesn't he compare Nigeria and Libya or Algeria. Why Ghana

IconicR:
He said nothing but the truth

True except University.
Plus Ghana population

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If Hushpuppi was in Nigeria,
He will still be balling.....balling hard!!

Since when has African Number 1 kidnapper that took ransom in foreign currencies been arrested again?
Has he been jailed for the suffering and crimes he put other families through? Hell no!!

What about Abba Kyari (coincidentally, he was the one who arrested Evans the kidnapper we talked about above!!?
Funny, isn't it?!

What about James Nwafor that killed hundreds of Anambra youths and threw their bodies in the river to be eaten by fish with the pictures all over the Internet,
Where is he now?
Still living free and large!!

James Ibori was jailed in UK, came back here and started living large all over again, in saner climes, he will live in shame and recluse for the rest of his thieving life for what he stole from the Niger Delta people.......same people worshipping him still!!
They even sew Aso-ebi to welcome him back home!!!
Irony of Life!


And many many more like that....

There was a country!
God help Nigeria.


Wetin do dem MANNA?!

Dem MANNA the truth in da building.
We will keep killing them with undiluted truths on a weekly basis.

Posterity will judge us all


We Rise.[/quote]Don't forget Ganduje

yarimo:
Developers una well done oo

Your forefathers. That person isn't Asian?

TERMlNATOR:
When will they arrest his master buhari?

Impossicant

Absuchat:
Still his mumu clients won't learn.
Someone without a single power to save his aides and himself is who you are giving out millions to for jazz wey no fit work

Maybe it might be one of his clients that went after him. After their own failed them

There is this upcoming guy. Donald Kimmich.

2mch:
I think Tinubu is working on this by making just one of these agencies revenue generating. Only NDLEA and FIRS has a right to be there. NDLEA is not supposed to even handle or see any cash. It’s up to Tinubu to hire competent hands to deal with the port issue and address the congestion. A serious person will find a solution.

Maybe he is maybe he isn't. The operatives on the road don't always follow directives that comes from their bosses. They will tell you their oga is taking their own in their offices, that they will also take their own in the streets.

The multiple checkpoints demoralises people.
Just try coming from seme to like mile 2.
Come and see checkpoints.
You go run

Multiple police, customs, NDLEA, immigration, Army always extorting people.
Do you think the government don't know about it? But it keeps happening.

donjazzet:
The world stands with Ukraine!

The civilized free world stands with Ukraine.

Slava ukraini.

Meanwhile Putin the coward can't even leave his country. He's an international criminal and a pariah.

Come let me give you handcuffs, so that you can arrest him yourself

Acekidc4:
Gani Adams should get out with is Mumu firing. What's the Mumu Gani Adams doing about the Slaving Situation the Fulani minority are Subjecting the Yorubas to in Ilorin Kwara State Shebi he is the Warlord of the Yoruba Race. He should not shook mouth for matter wey no too really concern am, the matter wey concern am is how to Collect back Ilorin from the grip of the Fulani Caliphate and integrate it back into the SouthWest.

Easier said than done. Fulani will always have the population.

talented321:
Nigerians
When they never get any meaningful income/backup they don jump into marriage, as if na food them they share for marriage

Everything isn't always what it seems.
I know a man who was doing very well, but unfortunately, fire razed down all he had, now he has been selling off the little he has to pay off loan.

Man made disaster did him dirty

People just dey collect Shege/Banza.

We are yet to collect Dankpuruba
👽

Fibonacci88:
Not a good time to japa. If u sell car to japa no probs but selling ur land or building just to pay for air ticket it's an ill thought idea.

Simple go through Benin

Ikaeniyan0:
Buhari started this issue when he closed the boaders. Why are Nigerians importing through Benin republic sef when we have our ports here in Nigeria?

Benin port is easy.
Apapa tin can port is congested, always traffic.
Immigration will come to collect their share. Don't know what concerns immigration and importation. NDLEA will come for their share, customs will come, FIRS will then come, then tax. Plus paying driver that will drive the container from Port. Always worrying that the driver doesn't drink so that no mishaps. All these agencies have multiple checkpoints and you must settle all.
The Mc Oluomo and his boys at every single bus stop.

Do the calculations how much one have lost. When you add it all and put on the price of goods, customers will complain that the price is too much, they want cheaper ones. Hence importers will then go to get second hand or chinko. To meet consumers desired price

Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.

Go for medicine for migraine

Pls if any nairalander receive the 8k pls let the rest know

WrriterNig:
⚡Vladimir Putin:

"If Polish units enter, for example, Lviv or other territories of 🇺🇦 Ukraine, they will remain there. And they will stay there forever. This, by the way, will be nothing new. Let me remind you that after the defeat of Germany and its allies at the end of World War I, Polish units occupied Lviv and the adjacent lands that belonged to 🇦🇹 Austria-Hungary at that time.

Poland, instigated by the West, took advantage of the tragedy of the Russian Civil War and annexed some historical 🇷🇺 Russian provinces. Our country, which was in a dire situation at that time, was forced to conclude the Treaty of Riga in 1921 and actually recognized the annexation of its territories.

And even earlier, in 1920, 🇵🇱 Poland seized a part of Lithuania - Vilna region, the territory around modern Vilnius. It seems that together with Lithuanians they fought against the so-called "Russian imperialism", and as soon as an opportunity arose, they immediately grabbed a piece of land from their neighbors.

Poland, as it is known, took part in the division of Czechoslovakia as a result of the Munich agreement with Hitler in 1938. It completely occupied Teshinska Silesia.

In the 20s and 30s of the last century in the so-called Eastern Kresy of Poland - and this is the territory of Western Ukraine, Western 🇧🇾 Belarus and part of 🇱🇹 Lithuania - there was a rigid polonization and assimilation of local inhabitants, suppression of national cultures and Orthodoxy.

I would also like to remind you of how such an aggressive policy ended for Poland. It ended with the national tragedy of 1939, when Poland was thrown by the Western allies to the German war machine and actually lost its independence and statehood, which was restored to a great extent thanks to the Soviet Union. And it was thanks to the Soviet Union, thanks to Stalin's position, that Poland gained significant lands in the West, lands of 🇩🇪 Germany. That's exactly right: the western territories of present-day Poland are Stalin's gift to the Poles."

Putin just giving history lessons

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Good news this morning

Which means petrol go soon enter 800 per litre

Dr unanever C. Enitin says hi from Benin city
Barr unago C. Shege says hello from enugu

Mr. Unago C. Shege

dvkot:
This monster bombed 7 countries, funerals, weddings, hospitals, children, and dropped at least 100k bombs.

and it wasn't Putin?

One of the irony of life

hustla:
Was time for de gea to go

Now get a striker (maybe Kane but that's unlikely till next season) and DM and offload Maguire, Sancho, Henderson, Mctominay and Brandon Williams

You didn't add martial

Westerhoffe:
Stop these pointless -athons- of: crying, snail-genocide, kissing etc and pick new reasonable ones listed here:

For those with musical talent:

• Longest marathon playing guitar – David Browne (Ireland) – 114 hr 6 min 30 sec

• Longest marathon playing sitar - Radhakrishnan Manoharan (India) – 29 hr 8 min 35 sec

• Longest marathon cello playing – Carel Henn (South Africa) – 26 hr



• Longest marathon playing the tuba – Rodney Kenny (UK) – 24 hr 8 min

• Longest marathon playing flute – Katherine Brookes (UK) – 27 hr 32 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon playing bagpipes – Rikki Evans (UK) – 26 hr 5 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon harp playing – Kateryna Oliinyk (Ukraine) – 31 hr 1 min 54 sec



• Longest marathon drumming by a team – J.D.T Music Academy, Janel Spalding, Aaron Houseago, Holly Jones, Ryan Murray and Lorraine Dorrington (all UK) – 3 days 8 hr 2 min

For sports and fitness fans:

• Longest marathon playing dodgeball – Right to Play at Castleton (USA) – 41 hr 3 min 17 sec

• Longest marathon playing netball - Generation Netball Club (Australia) – 72 hr 5 min

• Longest marathon tenpin bowling – Stephen Shanabrook (USA) – 134 hr 57 min



• Longest marathon breakdancing by a team - Arulanantham Suresh Joachim, Troy Feldman, Jesse Catabog, Donald F Geraghty, Lance Johnson, Eva Nikitova, Damian Dobrowolski, Dan Rossignoli, Darren Bryan, Karl Alba and Joseph Hersco (all Canada) – 24 hr

• Longest marathon parasailing – Berne Persson (Sweden) – 24 hr 10 min

• Longest marathon skipping – Joey Motsay (USA) – 33 hr 20 min

• Longest marathon hula hooping – Jenny Doan (Australia) – 100 hr

• Longest marathon playing basketball – The Revelas Family (USA) – 120 hr 2 min



For foodies or crafty people:

• Longest marathon slicing meat - Noé Bonillo Ramos (Spain) – 72 hr 13 min 8 sec

• Longest marathon baking (individual) – Wendy Sandner (USA) – 31 hr 16 min

• Longest marathon crocheting - Alessandra Hayden (USA) – 34 hr 7 min

• Longest painting marathon - Roland Palmaerts (Belgium/Canada) – 60 hr

• Longest barbecue marathon (team) - Panther City BBQ, Travel Texas, and Texas Monthly (all USA) – 40 hr 49 min 17 sec

• Longest cooking marathon (individual) – Hilda Baci (Nigeria) – 93 hr 11 min



• Longest knitting marathon – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

And a few covering random categories:

• Longest marathon hugging - Benjamin Kannenberg and Benjamin Thompson (both USA) – 32 hr 32 min 32 sec

• Longest marathon reading aloud - Rysbai Isakov (Kyrgyzstan) – 124 hr



• Longest marathon ironing – Gareth Sanders (UK) – 100 hr

• Longest marathon bartending – Ruth Brands (Belgium) – 111 hr

• Longest marathon on a bouncy castle – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

• Longest marathon playing quidditch – No current record holder – minimum 24 hr

• Longest marathon being tattooed by multiple artists – No current record holder – minimum 61 hr

Now, if you fancy attempting one of our longest marathon records, you can find out more and apply right here.

They should do highest amount a politician can syphon within 24 hrs

ahnie:
Is the husband too dumb to change the wife's simcard?
Just asking .

That's the first every sensible husband would do to avoid roaming ghosts from the past aka lord faquard's ghost

But some will argue that such a man is controlling. By not trusting the wife
Like sapphire and candidlady

magwire turn to leave. It just didn't work out



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iammo:




Foolishness at it's peak... Abeg leave and stop making noise


IGR least after NorthEast
Most underdeveloped
No Sea Port
Economic migrants to other region



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Perhaps they should.
I don't know why our leaders keeps fighting them. Just go jejeje