Wow

This girl is sick

EcoBrick:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/i-spent-over-n80m-of-my-hard-earned-money-for-my-cookathon-hilda-baci-reveals/

Arrest the oga and leave the servant na.

ufotunang:
...yes Buhari immunity has finished..so Buhari can also be arrested for he was also part of this cashless policy and naira redesign...he approved it

Buhari’s immunity have finished be that

ufotunang:
...the CBN govenor does not have immunity..it's was Buhari that was protecting him from the DSS from arresting him

Immunity have finished

nairalandkachy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5C6VOyruA



Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7554091/terrorism-charges-against-emefiele-dss#120620726

Start digging ur grave o,

smalldivk111:
What might be wrong?

Since October last year when I bleeped one my girl my dvck has never been the same

Blisters has now become part the of my dvck
I was ashamed to visit the hospital and was rubbing funbact a on it….. the funbact clears the blister but just temporarily

After then someone prescribed a drug for me which I used it, it cleared the blisters but after a while they resurface but not like the first time…. the blister will grow then pus will on be coming out of the blisters on my scrotal sack and my penis

Mehn I’m so boxed up on what to do right now can’t even have s.x with my girl for some months now cuz I’m scared I minght infect her

So inconvenienced as the pus is afflicted with pains im experiencing pains on my divk and then can’t even relax properly most times

Is showing as its going but the pains I’m experiencing now is out of this earth I regret doing that shit

Please what should I do?

Joker

Any small thing they run to church !

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYaQh1oYsA



Source- https://twitter.com/MobilePunch/status/1660322780322070528

That pastor must be very stupid ! But wait observe well oh . Hope ur babe isn’t one of his side chick ? Observe well. I don’t trust pastors and women

Saviola86:
So today I had to call my resident pastor to order.

I am a 30yrs old guy and in a relationship with a lovely lady of 25. It's been 6 good years together building and improving ourselves.

I come from a family where nobody mounts pressure on anybody especially on marriage issue. My parents are so liberal that they trust our judgements and allow us to marry from anywhere we find love despite fact that we are igbos.

I and my fiancee have been through different stages of life because she was 19 when we met, I was a dead broke ass graduate then without a job and still going from one interview to the other. I was so broke that my young fiancee then was the one giving me money to go for the interviews (she was running her mom's store then). Aside that she would bring food and sometimes get me clothes. When I say I was broke, I mean totally broke

God did it I secured a job of 60k a month and a year later got a more improved job of 100k. I don't drink and don't spend recklessly, I was able to save and began a POS business which my fiancee 20yrs as at then was running for me in her mom's store while I was working. To Cut long story short, my fiancee is in her 300L now in school while I have ventured into other business and I can say I make about 500k monthly combined.

On reason why I caution my pastor, in church I am one of the youth leaders and a key figure and most of my friends or mate in the ministry are married and my resident pastor took it upon herself to always use me for jokes or call my name from the alter to go and marry.

You'd here bro sososo go and marry and the congregation will laugh, during meeting you will hear word like don't be like bro sososo who wants to become a grandpa bachelor.

Once any member marries you will hear bro sososo we are waiting ooooo.

Like I don't find that funny, she is mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I don't like. Will she be the one to take care of my family?

Sometimes she goes as far as introducing a sister in the church to me.

So today I had enough, called her after service and told her my mind. I know she will feel disappointed but for my mental health I needed to put a stop to that rubbish.

My friends in church are married and to be sincere they look like shadow of themselves.

My fiancee is in school, she was there with me during tough times, she built and grew with me and even in school she is also learning a trade and preparing for life after school. We agreed to marry immediately after she graduates (next year) and so far everything is going as planned

God never disappoints : Buhari supporters most committed suicide . I won’t be surprised if TINUBU’s supporters commits suicides in various states. We just dey build dey go… apc supporters wey be out tenants go feel the heat.

nairalandkachy1:


https://gazettengr.com/tinubu-apc-inec-foot-drag-on-atikus-request-for-live-broadcast-of-tribunal-proceedings/

Are you one of them ? Your days are numbered .

RenegadeX:


I’m sure you’ve spent yahoo money before hypocrite

Plz go for S1 product

Dailyhappenings:
For the past six days, I dont have light in Lagos here. Is there anyone else experiencing it?

It will never be well with every yahoo boy in Nigeria . It will never be well with their families. If your brother is one he will never end well. His children will not end well. If ur dad is one , I as his off spring will not end well.

PoloG:
Three Nigerian men await extradition to U.S. for sexual extortion that led 17-year-old boy to commit suicide



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/three-nigerian-men-await-extradition-to-us-for-sexual-extortion-that-led-17-year-old-boy-to-commit-suicide-2.html

Japa go where exactly ? If you are below 30 & u have no hope of growing ur biz or expanding it plz japa oh as for we above 40 ; I will never abandon my construction company for any country but if you have holiday visa plz hit me up. I mean very sure link even to America. Na holiday visa we need . We die here & make it here by all means made available to us by God & our corrupt system

TyroneP:
‘Japa’, a lingo in Nigeria for deliberate exit from the country especially for greener pastures abroad, has been a constant happening over the last few years with students, professionals and partners forming the chunk of those fleeing its shores.

As enticing as the idea of being in a relatively ‘better’ country is, the experiences of people who have left have continued to prove that truly ‘there is no place like home.’
Taking a look at the diverse peculiarities of Nigeria, here are five things you will miss if you find yourself abroad.
Nigerian Foods

Food is peculiar to every country. And Nigeria, with its plethora of ethnic groups, has a slew of foods its citizens don’t joke with. From Amala, to Akpu, Ogbono, Bread and Beans down to Moi Moi, these are foods that are dear to every Nigerian, and no amount of civilization can unplug the relish for these foods.

The moment you are leaving the shores of the country, you are as well leaving behind these ‘unique’ delectables whose tastes are never the same even when taken outside of their place of origin ( Largely because they’re transported to other markets with lots of additives that change the organic tastes ).

2. Weather

If there is a thing in Nigeria that is highly underappreciated, it is the weather. Nigerians in the diaspora have always expressed their struggles with the frosty weather abroad, and how much they miss the cozy and friendly weather in the country.

3. Family and Friends

Moving to a new country most times entails leaving behind family members and friends who you might not see for as long as your stay abroad. Though technology helps us connect beyond boundaries, the feeling of being physically around your family members and friends is matchless.

4. Owambe

Nigeria is ‘big’ on parties – and that is on period. Flamboyant, lavish, expensive, food-filled, dramatic, these features of the Owambe parties are unequaled anywhere in the world. It is one of the many things that make Nigeria exclusive, and being in the country unparalleled.

5. Free Amenities

Abroad you pay for almost everything from as high as electricity bills to as low as water bills. Their social amenities are prioritized, and it works in a way that you cannot evade paying for the bills of the amenities you use. In Nigeria, water bills are scarce as almost everyone has their own system of getting water; indiscriminate parking of cars is common but can’t be dared abroad without you being ticketed.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/5-things-you-will-miss-when-you-japa-from-nigeria/

We shall see what will become of Nigeria when this old man assumes the position.

I can’t wait to see naija pablo Escobar in military uniform. Chai ! He will be so ugly & sick. We wait . Drug lord will rule over 240m Nigerians .

naptu2:
Nigerian civilian presidents wear military uniforms on certain occasions and we inherited the practice from the British who colonised us. Colonial governors-general wore military uniforms on certain occasions and heads of state of other Commonwealth countries also wear military uniforms.

This thread showcases Nigerian civilian presidents who have worn military uniforms.


1) President Nnamdi Benjamin Azikiwe.


Video of Nigeria's first Independence Day celebration at Race Course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kk2G3tzIM

Video of Nnamdi Azikiwe being sworn in as first president of Nigeria in 1963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYsHVeCCNr4


Picture 1: The Right Honourable Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe in the uniform of a field marshal.

Picture 2: President Nnamdi Azikiwe in the uniform of an admiral of the fleet.

E don dey make more sense now . This amonda ogunlere will be disgraced if e doesn’t die before that time sha. Drug lord bastard. With his Victory many stupid criminals like him will believe there is a place for them in the affairs of Nigeria.

Estello:


https://sunnewsonline.com/ousmane-yara-opens-up-on-tinubu-alpha-conde-guinea/

Plz show me ur father’s house!

Skiborobo:
If you're a man and you can't buy this please don't come near me

It’s going to be a see finish….

stopthecycle:
So my elder brother just got married to the Love of his Life. I got to know his wife's family about two months before they got married. The lady has a younger sister who is super attractive, intelligent and nice. We've been talking for a long time and got close and we really like each other.

But I feel we are doing something wrong. Is it okay to date my Sister in law? Some people keep telling g me it's a taboo. I need advice...

The death of poor masses is nothing . The poor masses are sacrificial lambs. Over 14 people died. I was there




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Na God go punish Tinubu & his friends . They will all be out to shame..

AcuraZDX:

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1645462278287015936?t=fUvqvshHLH_8Ef3Xtnhfpw&s=19

In a new court document released by Uber Facts, the $460k Bola Tinubu forfeited was a penalty for trafficking narcotics and not tax fine as some APC spokespersons have been saying.


On the docket, it's boldly written;

Nature of the suit: Box 625 was ticked (Drug related seizure)

Tinubu committed six federal crimes in the US and even lied to FBI too.

See below

Wonderful

Fut9ure:
A uniben student have just been shot in hall 3

Details soon

Picture and video too graphic

He was a kegite number one man

Which kind thing be this again Which kind human being be this oh?

Wannabenz:
I married a virgin(21yrs) sex use to hurt her at the initial stage but she's getting comfortable as days go by...so we normally do one or twice a day and it's good so I'm not complaining.

Recently I noticed that after every sex, she'll fall asleep faster...as in deep sleep. I also noticed that most times that she wants to sleep, she'll initiate sex maybe for her to feel better and sleep.

I'm hoping it's not a medical issue.

Everything about AMONDA yekini OGUNLERE is fake.. even the date of birth is fake..

Rahmat1:
Obi knows how to win the hearts of people, but he should've just been a gentleman and wish Tinubu a happy birthday, it won't take away nothing from him.

E go soon clear for them eyes.

Cryomancer:



https://www.thecable.ng/photos-pro-tinubu-group-stages-protest-in-abuja-warns-atiku-obi-against-intimidating-judiciary/amp

Oyo state reject APC oh

ebukajay184:


https://igberetvnews.com/1440488/10-passengers-burnt-death-oyo-auto-crash/