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Celebrities / Re: Lady Used Kcee As Her Phone's Screensaver, Gets Beaten By Her Boyfriend (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 8:17pm On Sep 19, 2019
BizBayo:



Are you a Virgo?

Libra
Celebrities / Re: Lady Used Kcee As Her Phone's Screensaver, Gets Beaten By Her Boyfriend (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 7:19pm On Sep 19, 2019
DexterousOne:


I have to say tho

You are one pretty young lady

lipsrsealed

Thank you
Phones / Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Caught Your Friend Doing With Your Phone? by kikelomojessy(f): 7:19pm On Sep 19, 2019
I just have my mindset on never to go through people phone without telling them what I want to do, and I will stick to it. But if your are booboo and our relationship is really sweet, I will be your phone pouch and you will be mine, go through my stuff and I go through yours.

Mostly I like transfering boo pics and music to my phone and nothing more. The watch funny videos that he has saved for me to view. I share his hotspot too.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Used Kcee As Her Phone's Screensaver, Gets Beaten By Her Boyfriend (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 7:01pm On Sep 19, 2019
Well, back then people use their favourite artist pics as wall paper in their room, and on phone cos we are not opportune to have fones like we do now, the only thing our phone can get on screen is all these artist wallpaper pics. And if you strongly want to use your picture, the picture quality will make you look like your village accestor (lol).

But right now, you hardly see people using all those wallpapers anyway.

I really don't like guys hitting ladies, so the guy should control his anger next time.

As for me, am an emotional being, don't use another person pics as wall paper not even your sister, I won't be happy about it. Please use your own or leave it blank. I wouldn't mind sha if you use wildlife.

How will someone get you a fone and you use someone else picture, it's like saying you are tired of seeing your self anytime you pick up your fone. Since you want to see another face then let it be Ur booboo face na, or you don't know that if he sees it he will know you actually appreciate him and he will do more for you (lol).

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Crime / Re: Adamawa Teacher, Pregnant 12-Year-Old Schoolgirl Are Lovers No Rape-NUT Chairman by kikelomojessy(f): 3:02pm On Sep 19, 2019
sinceraconcept:
I tire o,Northern Nigeria iS inhabitated by animals. They're too backwards. I could nearly vomit. For the parents to approve it,I think they have done Akidu Nikkah(Islamic Marriage) which is a low budget marriage right that bonds couples and may not require them spending a dime unless they want to do big wedding celebration afterwards. Islam never told them to play it this way,even after the Islamic wedding,the man is expected to wait till the girl is grown before he starts having sex with her.


They all need to be arrested, how can he say the parents and community are aware of their relationship, a child is still a child.

He is saying all these bullshit to the public. God help us.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Duping Several Women (Photo) by kikelomojessy(f): 11:42am On Sep 19, 2019
After duping their people, he still played the cyber crime pple to hold hands with him so that it will look like they are his friends.

It just never ends.

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Crime / Re: Adamawa Teacher, Pregnant 12-Year-Old Schoolgirl Are Lovers No Rape-NUT Chairman by kikelomojessy(f): 10:15am On Sep 19, 2019
CocoNUT head chairman!

Imagine a child (12years) in a sexual relationship and you are talking trash. Instead of making sure all those involved are dealt with you are there proving that there is NUTing in your HEAD.

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Romance / Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by kikelomojessy(f): 5:41am On Sep 19, 2019
Well said Mr OP, nice work.

Ladies be yourself, be respectful and decent do t over do anything.

Mama wey no like you no go like you.

Imagine the example the op gave about how the lady was clumsy, abegi, if it were to be her own daughter that brought her bf to the house for introduction and she broke something when helping out in the kitchen will the mama tell her not to marry the guy cos she is clumsy and not ready for marriage? No, she will tell her daughter no to worry cos she knows how nervous she is and will ensure her all will be fine.

Just be yourself and be good and ask God for guidance.

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Travel / Re: Life in Beijing As an International Student. by kikelomojessy(f): 8:47pm On Sep 18, 2019
lavenjcrown:
where are you in the picture. keep on lying to those that will easily believe you. mtchew.


You better walk out of this thread cos we are enjoying his educative lies.

Op will not show you his face.

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Travel / Re: Life in Beijing As an International Student. by kikelomojessy(f): 8:31pm On Sep 18, 2019
More wonderful and educative topics should keep coming so that NL can be interesting.

Nice work op, God bless you.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: "The Nigeria Police Should Copy The Hong Kong Police" by kikelomojessy(f): 4:33pm On Sep 17, 2019
Lol. And the protesters came prepare with raincoat and tear gas mask. Haha. Can't work in naija. Naija police know that we don't have bullet proof and they are trigger happy people.
Religion / Re: Lizzy, Transformed By Pastor Tony Rapu: Before And After Photos by kikelomojessy(f): 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2019
I strongly believe in change.

People can always change from whatever bad habits they have and become new individuals.

God bless people that can touch human lives and make them want to live good lives.
Properties / Re: How To Calculate The Quantity Of Tiles Needed; Selecting Tiles & Types. by kikelomojessy(f): 3:20pm On Sep 17, 2019
saydfact:


uwc ma'am - see my signature for more lectures incase

Ok, thanks.

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Romance / Re: Man Asks Prostitute Who Demanded For More Money To Leave His House by kikelomojessy(f): 9:35pm On Sep 16, 2019
buygala:


You are fine grin



Ose
Romance / Re: Man Asks Prostitute Who Demanded For More Money To Leave His House by kikelomojessy(f): 5:50pm On Sep 16, 2019
buygala:
grin

Baba paid for Missionary and is expecting the girl to do 'Snake in the monkey shadow' grin

For those of you who are not in the Olosho Pickup business


'Overnight package' does not mean you are entitled to fvck her until her pussy starts overheating like Corrolla engine wey burn gasket angry
You are entitled to just one missionary round before bed and one 'good morning' missionary round before she leaves...anything extra is strictly on previous agreement or if she willingly gives you 'Jara' grin

Missionary style still applies to 'Short time' unless otherwise agreed

The honest truth is that it's my lodge mate in the uni named Cowbell who told me all these things smiley ...but I know you guys will not believe me... undecided


You are funny.
Properties / Re: How To Calculate The Quantity Of Tiles Needed; Selecting Tiles & Types. by kikelomojessy(f): 5:37pm On Sep 16, 2019
Nice one op, my sis has been trying to teach me some of these calculations but I will use learn from this now.

Tanks plenty
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Daughter Tells Her Mother: "I Want Daddy To Marry You Right Now" by kikelomojessy(f): 12:47pm On Sep 12, 2019
enemyofprogress:
I'm yinmuing you again


That's your job nah Mr enemy of progress
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Daughter Tells Her Mother: "I Want Daddy To Marry You Right Now" by kikelomojessy(f): 12:43pm On Sep 12, 2019
enemyofprogress:
yinmu


Ur nose not my biz.
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Who Set Herself On Fire Over Marriage Lands In Zamfara Hospital by kikelomojessy(f): 12:29pm On Sep 12, 2019
Will she ever remain same after all these.

How can somebody hate themselves so much .
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Daughter Tells Her Mother: "I Want Daddy To Marry You Right Now" by kikelomojessy(f): 12:25pm On Sep 12, 2019
All these pple shouting unkept hair, abegi can't you see they are still in their pj. Their hair is beautiful jare. Here is just to tell some ladies that somes guys that say they like natural beauty can lie for Africa.

Please just be yourself and do what makes you happy.

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Phones / Re: Apple Ipad For Sale (picture attached) by kikelomojessy(f): 10:06am On Sep 12, 2019
kikelomojessy:
Used apple appl for sale.

Phones / Apple Ipad For Sale (picture attached) by kikelomojessy(f): 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2019
Used apple appl for sale.

Phones / Re: Fairly Used Apple Ipad by kikelomojessy(f): 7:58pm On Sep 11, 2019
Buharifanatic:
how much?

70k
Celebrities / Re: Simi, Others Astonished As Magodo Residents Enjoy 24/7 Electricity by kikelomojessy(f): 9:12pm On Aug 26, 2019
Wigetsolar:
shocked
That is good. Okokomaiko, Egbeda and co nko?


Iyano IBA and iyana ishashi too has improved.
Romance / Re: Mike Bamiloye: Some Sisters Are Not Worth More Than Ice Cream by kikelomojessy(f): 7:43pm On Aug 24, 2019
AntiBrutus:




Which one would we do and please una? We fall for noodles, we are too cheap.

We fall for Benz, we be olosho.

We no fall at all, una go threaten us with Shiloh and compare us to foreign girls that don't pretend.


Wetin una want o?!!


You made my day. God bless you.
*Smiles*
Events / Re: Golden Guinea Breweries, Heritage Bank Power Imo State Biggest New Yam Festival by kikelomojessy(f): 9:28pm On Aug 20, 2019
The most interesting part for me is when the traditional dancers ( ndi nkpirikpoogwu) do their dance.
Celebrities / Re: Alex Unusual: Butt Pad Is For Insecure People by kikelomojessy(f): 1:18pm On Aug 19, 2019
winterfell007:


All you girls are so fake. Fake hairs, fake ass, fake buttpad. Learn to keep it real


Mr CEO ( Chief executive of oversabi), "all girls" including the ones in your home rite?

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Crime / Re: Man Rubs Military Woman's Bum In A Bus In Lagos by kikelomojessy(f): 4:19am On Aug 18, 2019
devlishGINGER:
When you are making use of a public transit system such as a bus it's impossible not to have body contact with another ... She should have just changed her location or buy her own car.
I was at the ATM on salah day and this lady was pressing her boobs against my back more than three times. I was angry because she was hitting me with kostey... I called her attention to it and she almost turned it around that I was the one rubbing my back on her...

Really, she should have change her position in the bus or buy her own car? Despite the fact you have experienced such in public and yours was even at an atm point, should we say you should go get and you your own atm machine or never use a public one again cos of all this tapping current people. Lol.

No matter how tight a bus is everyone one can sit uncomfortably without all these rubbish happening. But you see people that indulge in all this act ( using finger to touch one side of breast, rubbing their legs against ones legs and pressing their bodies against another for stupid reasons) don't need any timing, once someone is near them they will just start their stupid act.
Family / Re: Man's Reaction As Little Daughter Twerks Got Celebrities, Others Talking (pics) by kikelomojessy(f): 1:16pm On Aug 16, 2019
Jiang:


You are a woman for God sakes stop justifying this kind of things with what will be, must be & we can't control children. when growing up I had access to all kinds of music videos & all that soft porn Nigerian movies. But my parents made me understand why it's wrong to view that kind of content. it was so ingrained into me to d extent even 2 decades after I still subconsciously fast forward even a kissing scene in a movie am watching, also hate those music videos full of sexual content.

I will make sure I train my kids on an improved version of that training, I will make time even if I no get time

Please read again, I did not justify anything the kid did. What I said in summary is what most of us condemn the woman for we are also guilty of such. All I said is that we should keep doing our best to put them right. Do you think any parent wants their kids to arm robbers , cultist etc but they still turn out to be what they are. I said and will repeat, we all should try to teach kids, lead them in the right ways of life. Thank you
Pets / Re: Man Spotted Bathing His Lion In Lekki (Video) by kikelomojessy(f): 3:07am On Aug 16, 2019
Lions don't like water, the hate it. Why do you have to bath it self? It's not a pet.
Family / Re: Man's Reaction As Little Daughter Twerks Got Celebrities, Others Talking (pics) by kikelomojessy(f): 2:46am On Aug 16, 2019
All this people saying her mum taught her how to twerk, how true. Even if she is laughing , well she only just assume that it's Okey just like most other women.

Go to birthday parties and see what our wonderful kids are doing with dance and you will open your mouth. Most times we think we know them well but the truth is that we don't. The soapy dance too is amongst children favourite, you will see them soapying, whinning waist every time they hear the favourite song.

Most times when we caution them, they still do some not so good stuffs behind.
For instance, I was opportuned to work in a fashion house, and the family in charge were strict religious people, no TV, no radio, the only time you will hear any song playing inside it must be gospel preaching or gospel song not until the kids gave me a shocker! In fact, the burst my head with the kind of words that comes out from their mouth, the kind of hip hop song they sing too is word for word. I was really shocked. But the only thing they do is the make sure their parents don't hear them singing such.

These kids go to school, they have friends, they walk on the streets and they see things. The copy their peers. Some parents might restrict their kids from seeing any other channel apart from kids friendly channel, is that even safe when all you see is teens boyfriends and girlfriends, kissing etc the oyinbos don't mind if the 8 year old says she has a boyfriend but naija mind well, cos it's not how we were raised.

I have no right to put down any body on how they bring up their kids but to just wish they could keep trying to make them better.

Apart from twerking, there are other bad attitudes our kids display and yet we over look. Kids can't be totally perfect just let us just do our best.

May God help us to raise our kids well and enjoy the fruit of our labour.

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Family / Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by kikelomojessy(f): 2:16am On Aug 14, 2019
Hi dear,

Well, since ewa agoyi is the problem , just prepare it exactly the same way those people do it, if you don't know how, use YouTube. Dnt blame him, there is a special taste to the agonyi beans compared to other porridge beans.

And if you get it same way and he still did not stop asking you to get it for him outside, mehn the food seller has done something oh, u will need to pray hard, am just saying cos have seen and heard lots of stories about constant visit to these food seller, God should keep on protecting his people.

Men love beans. My dad till he died will never eat any form of prepared rice without beans. Just try and make this one right for him and I think he will appreciate.

Dont forget to also use that same agonyi method to prepare your yam porridgeb and beansporridge, you will like it too.

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