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Romance / Re: When Your Boyfriend's Mother Hates You, What Do You Do? by kikelomojessy(f): 8:53am On Aug 13, 2019
Some people will say mother's know best!

Actually they do only if it's not for their selfish reasons. It could be the tribe, family, or maybe the mum does not want the child away from her. Some mums can be over pampering and over protective.

It could also be she has a lady for the son to marry (in most cases the ladies turn back and become the mother in law worse night mare).

For people saying she must have done this and that for the woman to dislike her, abegi forget it, if the boy mother does not like you, she no like you be that.

Even when mother's put their sons girlfriend to test by watching her to see if she will do any domestic chores when visiting the boy is just too childish. Even if she does it doesn't mean she will do it in her husband house well or do it when next time she visit you after they are married. Infact that does not make her a good wife, only time will tell.

Mums please just let your kids be, give them your blessings and pray for them. No one is perfect,

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Events / Re: Adiele Ekeke Buries His Two Children Same Day, Wife Still In Mortuary (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 1:27pm On Aug 12, 2019
My heart bleed so much to read this.

Take heart sir, I don't know how you can really swallow all this if I can't stop crying. May God console you.

God please, God please, this will never be our portion, has seen hell but this is too much. God please
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Nigerian Girl Disvirgined With Cucumber In Italy by kikelomojessy(f): 8:58am On Aug 12, 2019
Are these underage kids ophans?
How do they live their parent care in promise of greener pastures at that age?
Why aren't they in school?

Most of the problems we are having in and outside the country should first be resolve within us from small circle such as family up bringing, school etc.

The woos of giving out underage kids as helpers or care giver is nothing to write home about and yet we still allow them to travel abroad, these are still kids for Christ sake.

Even if as parents we feel the suffering is too much and need thing to improve please leave you kids out of it if you will not lead them right, don't let them suffer for things you have laid down. Don't let them be the ones to put it right, please .

All these really hurts .

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Literature / Re: The Outing - He Says Let's Go Out, She Brought Her Friends Along by kikelomojessy(f): 8:45am On Aug 12, 2019
One thing guys should know is that any time you invite a girl ( not a secondary school girl ohh ) to have a date with you and she brings her friends along then she is not trying to know you at all, she just wants you to spend and when you are tired you will run away.

And if you know you really like the person please try next time reminding her what a date is, it should just be both of you.

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Fashion / Re: As A Tailor? Do You Need A Space On The Mainland ? by kikelomojessy(f): 9:57am On Jul 28, 2019
victorian:
Hi Tailors, if you need an office space to meet with your clients, measure cut and sew lovely dresses and outfits for them?

Instead of waiting endlessly for a shop somewhere inside a street? Or sewing at home ? Knowing too well customers will price your creative skill so cheap! Why do things properly and officially ? Get yourself a space ! smiley

We have a spacious office space which can contain 4 Tailors, be it a guy or lady.

No agency fee!
No agreement fee!
No Caution fee!

Just your space rent payable every year. Exactly at a busy bus stop in a strategic area on the mainland !

Click on my Pm for more details .

God bless.

Interested
Family / Re: Man Climbs 19-storey Building To Save His Mother From Fire by kikelomojessy(f): 8:35pm On Jul 22, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
cheesy

So touching. Mothers are the best..

That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days.




I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ...

when i started smelling what was definitely not weed undecided

Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine.


I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya. undecided

I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze shocked shocked

Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us.


I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out embarassed

I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street.

There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us.

While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........


WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!!

[img]https://media./images/50d98e7ec2398b81fbc588bea3c3b52e/tenor.gif[/img]


TO BE CONTINUED... undecided


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool


You are here again.
always putting smiles on her face.
Romance / Re: Lady Finally Said Yes To Boyfriend’s Public Proposal After He Knelt For 10 Mins by kikelomojessy(f): 7:33pm On Jul 22, 2019
All this is very simple.

I won't make u kneel for 1 min I will just collect the ring. Go home call his sis or bro to come and collect a package their bro forgot. I can't enter social media for any wrong reason.

The guy should have known if he is in the right relationship. Why force a lady to marry you.

There are ways to know is someone is ready to settle down with you.
Family / Re: My Baby's Transformation... by kikelomojessy(f): 8:41pm On Jul 21, 2019
The sincerity of the OP is something else.

You are funny.

Welcome baby cuteness to naija. God will continue to make her beautifully great.

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Celebrities / Re: Kudirat Ogunro: I Want My Husband To Have Side Chicks by kikelomojessy(f): 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2019
sureinfo:
are you saying you will do that too

I write what I can do. I don't need to broadcast it anyway.

But will add prayers too.
Celebrities / Re: Simi Blasts Pastor Chris Oyakhilome For Saying Woman Wasn't God's Original Idea by kikelomojessy(f): 5:20pm On Jul 12, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
this girl thinks it's music he was referring to. Yes, woman was not in God's original plan. Man was, and from the bible, God thought of giving man a companion when he(God) realized man would be lonely without a companion so he made woman out of man. That is, going by the bible.

No matter how much you have as a woman, or the magnitude of influence you have, once married, your husband is your master.

Does she need to be told that again? She has serious issues 'cause the word 'Master' threatens her.


You have said it all.
There just some issue that ain't worth arguing about because I do t see anything wrong with what P. Chris said.

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Health / Re: Cryptic Pregnancy: Doctor Abah Ehi Peter Shares Worrisome Tale Of Pregnancy Scam by kikelomojessy(f): 5:11pm On Jul 12, 2019
This is so true. Have heard people discuss it in the salon I make my hair.

God help us.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Fatimo Timbo Parents At Her Graduation (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 5:00pm On Jul 12, 2019
Proud of you babe.

Congrats
Celebrities / Re: Kudirat Ogunro: I Want My Husband To Have Side Chicks by kikelomojessy(f): 4:47pm On Jul 12, 2019
eluquenson:
If you and your hubby are righteous, there isn't any need for a side this or side that.

[Nice to know a man can reason like this, God bless you]

eluquenson:
simply because you have a side boy too, you want your future man to have one.

[ Take it from me, there is no need to die of jealousy or make Ur home hell on earth when you can condition Ur mind not to give ursef HBP if he cheats, cos he might cheat. Point it out to him if you can but don't kill him or kill ursef over it.]
Celebrities / Re: Dwarf Model, Fatimo Graduates From Middlesex University With First Class by kikelomojessy(f): 1:50am On Jul 10, 2019
Congrats babe. Nothing can stop you.
Crime / Re: I Killed My Lover Because She Denied Me Sex - Suspect by kikelomojessy(f): 1:44am On Jul 10, 2019
So after he killed her, all his senses came back.

So how did his manhood survive the night?

When people do deadly things for 2 mins pleasure.
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Welcomes Baby 'June Dean (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 1:37am On Jul 10, 2019
Congrats to them.

Love this lady and her YouTube videos.

Welcome cute princess.

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Religion / Re: How Virginity Can Qualify You For Special Favours by kikelomojessy(f): 7:26pm On Jul 07, 2019
Going celibate or being a virgin is a decision solely taken by an individual and that has nothing to do with God's blessing. Any sin we commit we do against our own body. By indulging in sexual activity we make our flesh and spirit weak.

There are times when one sin sexually, Ur conscience will start hunting you badly. So stay away from sexual sin. Staying away from premarital sex helps a lot to avoid contacting diseases, spiritual curses transferred from blood mixing , delayed destiny etc.

But it's not complete if one should only abstain from sex alone, try and make sure your character is in line with being godly.

We are all created differently, don't compare yourself to another person. Do what you know suits you and having in mind also that there is a God somewhere. Just ask yourself does my way of life please God?

God himself said I will bless whom I will bless. The ways of man ain't God's way.

Just do what is right, live right.

It's only grace that can make someone abstain from any form of sin.

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Religion / Re: Ex-COZA Staff: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo (Video) by kikelomojessy(f): 2:01pm On Jul 04, 2019
"She was seated on a long couch, and he left his seat and came to sit on her couch. He moved swiftly, trying to pull her into a hug and kiss her.



She remembers thinking to herself, “I had known him, not only as a mentor but as a spiritual leader. I’ve heard him preach, I’ve heard him talk about God; and there I was, about to witness him do the complete opposite of what he stood for.”



She also remembers what she was wearing that day, a pair of navy blue jeans, and remembers him trying to peel them off her legs. She kept asking him to stop, appealing to his conscience as her spiritual father but he didn’t listen. He undid the buttons of her jeans and took off her trousers. It was a couch and there was space to wiggle, but she didn’t even think to grab anything she could use as a weapon. She was just too shocked to react, he had just put his hands into her underwear.



X was someone who has had to fight a lot of unwanted sexual advances her entire life and up to that point she believed she had gained enough experience at spotting worrying behaviour. She felt guilt for ignoring her own instincts and felt like a failure for finding herself in the very position she’d fought so hard to avoid.



“Just relax.” He said, as he took off his trousers and forced her legs apart, convinced he had her subdued ".


Na quote I dey oh.
Romance / Re: Reasons Many Ladies End Up Marrying The Wrong Man by kikelomojessy(f): 1:40am On Jul 01, 2019
Well Mr OP with all his plenty talks is saying many ladies marry wrong guys due to the plenty stuffs he listed but the Koko now is that the unmarried guys are pained cos they are left to marry wrong ladies as life partner.


Not everything is worth arguing about.

Crime / Re: Man Brutalizes Son With Hot Knife For Stealing Meat From The Pot (photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 12:54am On Jun 27, 2019
Sorry I have to say this but Calabar people brutalized their kids over any allegation. If it's not witchcraft it's something else.

Hmmmm God help us.
Car Talk / Re: Are These Not The Most Creative Bus Advertising You Have Ever Seen? (PHOTOS) by kikelomojessy(f): 5:19pm On Jun 26, 2019
The zoo advert is so real. Would really like to see how it look close up.

Some people are just talented.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ City And Ciphasounds Wizkid - Drake Comment: Nigerians Storm Their Instagram by kikelomojessy(f): 11:14am On Jun 25, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
Users from other countries will be wowed thinking we love ourselves. Let them come to Nairaland and see hate at its peak. smh


Lol.
Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Oke And Husband, Amen Omoraghon Kiss In New Romantic Photos by kikelomojessy(f): 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2019
Wow! She is so so pretty!

God will make you walk again, someday.

HML
Crime / Re: Signs To Watch Out For You To Know If Your Child Has Joined Secret Cult - Police by kikelomojessy(f): 11:05pm On Jun 24, 2019
[quote author=skulnascam post=79623303]



They include:
1-late night

Correct

2- love for music

No no most people love music. In fact some can't do without it.

3-love for specific colours
Correct

4- difficulty in exposing the body

Hmmm.

5-isolation

Withing the family only , right?

6-anger and smoking
Correct

7- making new friends.

Hmmmm

Ok, we also need signs on how to identify fake police officers.

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Celebrities / Re: "Nobody Knows Wizkid" - American Dj's Declare On Live Podcast by kikelomojessy(f): 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2019
Hushpuppi said it all, now oyinbo will Google every every about wizK. Lol

Life is very simple, most friend's cannot push you to your success but haters+enemies+gossip will move you to greatness.
Celebrities / Re: Festus Oladunjoye Ojo 20th Birthday, Iyabo Ojo Celebrates Son (Photos) by kikelomojessy(f): 10:42am On Jun 21, 2019
undefeateds:
All these write up my love, baby, are supposed to meant for ur husband


Oh you haven't heard how an Igbo man calls his first baby girl different names, you will ask yourself if the wife just gave birth to the baby and ran away. ��

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Crime / Re: Wuraola Folashade Oluloye: 67-year-old Hacks First Bank Account, Steals N16.2M by kikelomojessy(f): 8:46pm On Jun 18, 2019
Hmmm. What the woman did is bad but hope banks will stop illegal deductions from people's account it's painful too.
Fashion / Re: Quality Plain And Pattern Materials by kikelomojessy(f): 6:26pm On Jun 06, 2019
How many yards each?

Price?

Are you in lagos?
Celebrities / Re: Tyler Perry Reacts To Racquel Bailey's Billboard Advert To Get His Attention by kikelomojessy(f): 6:04pm On Jun 06, 2019
Have lot of respect for Tyler and his movies are so so awesome. But I will never forget the movie ACRIMONY. It got me so mad.

But thumbs up to you Tyler.
Education / Re: 20 Rarely Used English Words That We Need To Know by kikelomojessy(f): 1:32am On Jun 03, 2019
vincixpresso:
20 RARELY USED ENGLISH WORDS THAT WE NEED TO KNOW

#ClearsThroat

#GLABELLA : The space between your eyebrows is called glabella

#PETRICHOR : The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor

#AGLET : The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet

#WAMBLE : The rumbling of the stomach is actually called a wamble

#VAGITUS : The cry of a new born baby is called vagitus

#TINES : The prongs on a fork are called tines

#PHOSPHENES : The sheen or light that you see, when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called phosphenes

#BOX_TENT : The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent

#OVERMORROW : The day after tomorrow is called an overmorrow

#MINIMUS : Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus

#AGRAFFE : The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe

#VOCABLES : The 'na na na' and 'la la la' that don't have any meaning in the lyrics of a song or speech are called vocables

#INTERROBANG : When you combine a question mark and an exclamation mark (like this '?!), it is referred to as an interrobang

#COLUMELLA_NASI : The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi

#ARMSCYE : The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye

#DYSANIA : The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania

#GRIFFONAGE : Unreadable handwriting is called griffonage (are you reading this dear doctors?)

#TITTLE : The dot over an 'i' or a 'j' is called tittle

#CRAPULENCE : The utterly sick feelings you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence

#BRANNOCK_DEVICE : The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called brannock device

BONUS WORDS:

#MANNEQUIN : Human like objects at the boutiques wearing clothes

#GUFFAW : The actual thing you do when you laugh out loud (instead of lazily typing LOLS)



Great work.

Saved!
Computers / Re: Full Meanings Of Some Virtual Networking Systems You May Not Know by kikelomojessy(f): 9:14pm On Jun 01, 2019
johndik:
Hey Guys, here You will fully know some of the virtual network full meaning and some others, with their area of operation


Source: https://figeria.com/topic-Full-Meaning-Of-Some-Virtual-Networking-System
Source:


Saved!

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Receives Imam Who Hid 200 Villagers In Mosque by kikelomojessy(f): 10:22am On Jun 01, 2019
Yeah. Very courageous and godly man. I attend THE SUN AWARDS in February he was awarded and it really touched me. To be a good person should not be about religion but just knowing and doing what's right.

God bless you sir for your good deed.

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