****deep breath***

The fear of my dad is the beginning of wisdom.

RIP DAD.

My mum, my prayer warrior. Can't do anything to hurt you MUM.

OluwasureGig:
Rip Bro!
slawormir please don't come here and shout damnnn niggarrr I take God beg you

LWKMD

LOL. Pls let him come and shout damnn niggarrr oh or else he will go and smoke weed.

Lizzyangel:



thanks and amen to the prayers...if you want to know how worthy God is, visit a specialist hospital....I just need my sound health back...I'll forever be grateful if God should see me through all this successfully

I will put you in my prayers dear.

You will be fine health wise and be happy. These phase is just for awhile, it will come to pass.

You will be delivered of your baby safely.

Pls continue singing praise to God.

Lizzyangel:




I never quoted him cos of the topic, its a personal something...may you never witness half of the things I'm currently passing through IJN

I wasn't even referring to you, cos yours is totally different from those looking for job.

Sorry about all that your are going through, God will see you thru.

It's well dear.

It's clearly stated.

Wait for it.

Stop dropping numbers.

They already have a criteria.

Naija always in a rush.

Those of you interested, do you know what you are interested in?

Did you eat fufu that morning? Just why will you doze off.

I just remembered one interview I had years back.

I went on a Friday for the interview but dnt know what happened some of us weren't interviewed that day, we left the place around 5pm. On my way to the bus stop I saw an old friend, na so we start amebo gist that has never helped anybody till 7pm. I finally got a bus and The traffic on BADAGRY expressway wear tight jeans, mehn , I got home 1:20am (a day I will never forget, thank God my sis did not die of HPB). Nevertheless, I still woke around 5am continued my journey to the company. I did not sleep, my eyes dey shine like torchlight.

I got the job anyways as a receptionist.

It's was dark before 5pm in my area. Rain no make us notice am.

I'm all in for mum and dad blessing. Traditional marriage is importanta. Lol

How can hotel give out spare key to someone (known or unknown).
Spare keys are there for emergencies. The manager has to be notified before spares are given out.

Pls report rape cases at least within a month so that the perpetrators can be brought to book,don't post on social media after so many years and turn readers to CIA.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, if Una like allow social media spoil relationship for una that's Una bizness.

Fact still has it that :

(1) Some guys like independent ladies.

(2) Some guys like dependent ladies.

Some guys know where they belong.
No matter what people are saying in social media, so guys are still totally taking care of their ladies. So many are still giving their babes assurance. So many are still gifting their ladies.

When one has not really feel what loves does to the human heart, they will claim to be wise.

All does claiming ''mr never' when they eventually start giving their babes, they will start saying ' no dis babe is very different, she is the one for me.'

The trouble we all have most times is that we like comparing our relationship with others.

Love and relationships comes with different packages. If you get the good one , live it. If you get the bad one, add it to your experience diary.

Somewhere in the world, irrespective of what people say or do, there area happy people in relationship and there are sad ones.

The guy that ended the relationship with his babe, is already tired of the relationship and he knows how to end it. So by putting up this post, he has gotten the attn of his gf, so she just helped him out of his misery.

To all those bro out there that will keep posting or telling their male friends, abegi if you no get money no come for my sister oh, well heaven will judge your case, if you are among all these ones saying ...

I also encourage all ladies out there to get something doing no matter how small.

Godbless.

Oh jeez, Dan oh Dan, REST IN PEACE.

You gave some many great hope with your programme "sharing life issues" before CHAZ B took over.

Two great OAP gone just like that.

Oga op, did u hear ursef say "after several" , both of you don't love yourself. What of if she died from drugs complication? What if her womb gets damage?

Pls listen to her and do the needful. She can also get a job and assist you. Pls dnt let her take any pills. God will see you guys through.

All those saying she should not move in with you, remember dis lady could be that your lovely sister.

I'm angry at this type of nonsense that some wives would just out up and still want to be justified.

Your husband paid your BP and you know how he struggled to get the money which you didn't assist him and Ur parents collected a high BP from him you didn't fight well enuf for your husband, if not your father would have reduced it. Now you want him to contribute to your brother's wedding? Pls did he force your brother to get married? Why would your dad share wedding wahala to him? Why are so insensitive.

Your dad should have sent that bill to you and not your husband.

You better go and look for work and make sure you start appealling to the better nature of your husband and stop all this 'who is right and wrong' game.

Pls get a job and take care of your parent too.

Your brother is not your hussy responsibility.

Abegi leave all these age matter for a guy that doesnt love or want to spend his life with you.

I ask a guy same question and he said he will never be the younger one in a relationship. After courting for one year plus I told him my age and he doesn't even seems bothered.

My bestie told me the guy she was dating years back is 3 years younger than she is, I told her to forget age and continue with the relationship. After a while she started giving the guy attitude but the guy refuses to go, she just opened up to the guy and a year later they are married and NW have two lovely kids.

EmekaBlue:
TRUE. Thanks for this

Uwc

EmekaBlue:
咱们学习中文. 很好

I met an igbo Nigerian lady from there who speaks chinese. I recommended her to the Chinese company I'm working with and she was employed instantly with salary over 100k

But during this pandemic, my company called us all to Abuja head office from our various sites because it's an engineering firm. You wouldn't imagine, when i saw this my sister,she begin dey carry shoulder up for me o and even confronted me with fight and curses because i told her to print something for me, she said i talked to her rudely without respect. Since then she no even fit give her brother food for once especially during d lock down.

In this life....no too help women o...very ungrateful beings

Not all women are ungrateful. Men and women as individuals can be ungrateful.

Maybe you just helped the wrong individual.

It's her time now, yours is coming.

Just continue doing good.

God will send your own helper too.

jidestroud:
Chai!!! What a day

My goats have been giving wahala no stop on the farm . Lots and lots of destruction to my plantains farm, they technically ate up everything. After thinking and deliberating on what to do as payback for their unchecked behaviours after several warnings , I decided to restrict their movements to their rooms.

Walahi, I pursue goats taya today! , them no even send me say I be their owner oooo!!! See sprinting... (Foolish Wild Goats) . It was almost successful but I still have about 4 hiding in the plantation. The chase continues tomorrow. .

Aside ffrom being an inspiration to many of us here you are also very funny.

dangotesmummy:
Smh


Men try respecting unaselves Na


Is the pehnis so hard to control?


If you are a rapist quote me con type nonsense and watch how fellow sick men will rape your mama in your presence

They are ladies ( peace and Bose) not men as u think.

Aizen123:
I've asked them and he said he didn't need my permission to open the shop and asked what can i contribute for the burial...hence i am a final year student and above 24yrs. My mum is not around.. normally i would have acted but i just want to follow them with wisdom

I would have shared some insight but your age and your mum not being around mess things up.i know no matter how little u are they are suppose to tell you but that shows that Ur uncles don't care about doing what is right.
They know u can't bury Ur late dad and u can't drag with them.

Just show up at the burial and continue with Ur life. You will be greater than what they think.

The GRASS isn't greener - in Chris brown voice.

Wish you all the best.

Now babe, I think you are part of the reason why guys think women are hard to understand. How can u mention so many good qualities a man possess and still fault in for just one, babe no one is perfect, learn ways on how to help him.

If u bring a topic and he doesn't know what to say, please narrate it all to him that's your own way of showing that you love and care for him also and you are willing to help him grow.

What about meeting a guy that cannot speak not good English but manageable English and he has all these good qualities will u leave him just for that small faults.

Please let leave all these small talks. Ladies will be the one to say he is handsome, polite, hardworking, good in bed and take good care of me then same ladies will spoil it with he can't speak English he calls wrapper, lapper or he snores heavily I can't stand it or he doesn't socialize, please just remember you too have your own faults just because he is not saying it doesn't mean you are perfect.

I'm just here to read funny names of fones.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Sugar boy

You smoke too much niggarrr and too much alcohol

Alcohol contains the greatest amount of sugar
More than our so called coke, pepsie, fanta and Sprite
I know you won't understand

Keep yourself hydrated

Most people still do t believe that alcohol contains more sugar than beverage drinks. Thank Jah a guy is the one saying this!

Don't take too much sugar if u are not working out.

Most nurses and police workers are terrible if you have a chance to meet with them. They are mean with their words.

Imagine a nurse telling a pregnant woman, stop shouting joor wen u dey do am eh no sweet you.

Police own bad way of talking is story for another day.

Parents please always and I say always stick with your kids no matter the situation. Family is everything. If you don't who will?

Good job.

grammarnazi2:

...asked...

...as sheer...

...has...

At least...chose...

...brother's keeper.

...rapists...punishment.
feminists...feminists...the top twenty...

Mr. President.

...means...confused...

...who...

...has...rapist...

...have a President.

...rapes and then...

...on the 27th...

This...let...

...murderous...

I'm sure Op is not serious about this post he just want to pull NLanders legs and arms ,lol, cos I can't believe a sane human being would come online and drop this kind of trash.

Meat matter, abeg he is not serious joor.

I have been having these sleep problem for so many years even having chaining and binding all demonic forces I still got scared of falling asleep cos I know it wud be terrifying.

So I googled it up and for the first time I knew I was suffering from sleep paralysis, I followed the instructions on sleeping positions and more than 2 years I haven't experienced it again.

Everything no be village people and witch oh!

I won't be part of this.

Theundertaker:
A man who truly loves you would know the right thing to do


Modified : men before commenting, ask urself , would I want my sister to date such a person .

End of topic.
You have said it all.

Bro, go and do the necessary things and watch how she will be flaunting it.

lastempero:


With that ur fine face, u go gree get k leg.

Let's make the exchange first. Lol

I have dated some1 with k legs but, I didn't see it as k legs all I know was that he was handsome , hardworking and intelligent. When u are in love some things will not just be visible.

Abeg if k leg is the only problem you have please let's exchange. Take my worries give me Ur k leg.