Still building up my brand so that I can join them too.

Am still hitting my head with my hand trying to remember anyone funny/embarrassing moments but I just can't. I was warned by my bestie those days that I was too serious and boring but I didn't listen , now I can't recall anything.

I just wasted fun good school days but I gain academically sha.

generationz:



Is that why you refused to give a single line space in this whole write up?

He is scared of fullstop too.

My niece's wear hijab, i make beautiful hijab but really for me and my household is just for fashion. I just love the way it looks on my nieces.

abbatoir:


You possess a good degree of natural intelligence..

Thanks

Why would I want to share a secret, my own secret with bestie or even anyone sef? Will the person help me to undo the did? Does the person has magical powers to make me forget the pain or trauma that it gives my heart when ever I recall the incident? Well, if the person will not partake in the shame(if it's a terrible one and there is a possibility of one being publicly disgrace), pain (if I cry at night, you too must cry, have sleepless night) and death (if there is death penalty for such, will the shared die with me?)

I can't share secret, it can only remain a secret cos it hasn't been told. Will just tell, my heart and head. Awon bestie mi, stay there is nothing that I have told you that is a secret, it all just normal life ups and down.

But I can always keep yours if you can trust me. But me won't tell shit.

All sounds like ancient Greek names. So boring!

MJBOLT:

let her use the strength she used in beating the idiot to also pack her things to her father's house.

So you are in support of violence against women, bah? Women are suppose to take it all until they die, but if some other guy touch your sis you will start swearing. ( I swear if I no kill that you husband or boyfriend today eh, no be me. Why him go beat her, my sister wey I neide use play).

SMH for u.

How active is your mum? Does she move around alot?

Too much sugar do more harm especially to aging women. It kills good bacteria and allow the bad ones to thrive causing virginal infection to increase.

Waist pain is also a friend to too much sugar. it makes one tummy big. The caffeine in these drinks makes it addictive. But the best thing is to stop and try other varieties, by talking other forms of teas.

All these aging mother's sha, they won't listen to you when you talk, this is how you get them to reduce it, any time she falls sick give the doctor hint of her drinking habit, the doctor will treat her for what is ailing her (maybe malaria ) but will ask her if she takes sugar and if she says yes, boom, she will tell her to quit cos sugar is the main cause of her problem. Believe me the listen to them more.

Taku555:
you're lying, you left me because of that nigga

You have started again, that nigga is my dad's brother son, which is my uncle, which turns out to be my forth cousin, he is even the brother to the brother friend that married my sis, and he is my friend-in-law.








All na joke oh. NLders shouldn't take this serious.

Taku555:
But you have not told Nairalanders why you broke up with me

Cos you don't have time for us , always naira landing.lol

Sewing, fixing faulty electricals. Just good with my hands, don't just let me see how you do you handwork , if I pick interest forget it, won't come to you again. Lol.

My sis too thought her son of 2yrs and some month too had issue with talking but really nothing was wrong with him, he is just a slow talker. But from 3 years he started calling names etc. Even now at 10years he is a perfect gentleman with how he compose his words, he just never in a hurry.

You baby is fine. Enrol him in Creche.

Wow!

When I tot I was done reading page 5, next page came up. Relationship comment is quite interesting.

Sanyonara!!!

If only these guys saying fallen boobs etc could understand how a female breast is eh, they will desist from talking trash.

Breast come in different shapes, and it's what is given to you as a female that you will get. Have seen girls from age 10 developing breast and from then you could tell the shape, some come with tits pointing down etc.

Please let's just be careful with words we say, we have mothers and sisters and they too have the type of breast you shame other woman of having.

Offpoint:

Yeah, send via whatsapp 0705 451 5809

Ok. I will

Offpoint:

the name is a brand on its own.

I own you a free Ad banner designs for your biz

Tanks you plenty. So I should send you my biz name rite?

Offpoint:
He brought his personal life here and thinks offpoint gives a flying fück.


In case you don't know, over 250 divorce has been filled today.
More than 250 break ups has been recorded today.

And the honest truth is... I don't just give a fûck. I've got my own personal problem.

For a every break up and divorce there's always a reason and yours is nothing new.

Lastly, before 24hrs if she's willing to start a new relationship.... there are 100 guys ready DM her INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS.

Stop acting like you invented breakup...
"Stop to feel like king ontop nothing"

I wonder why some Nigerian guys thinks displaying their stupidity on the internet is one characteristics of an Alpha Male.

Please do us a favor of showing us HER REPLIES... I guess you're damn scared of it.
Who knows she may be the one that dump your azz.

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Since yesterday he's yet to show her replies...
Clearly the girl dumped his aZz and blocked him... he came whining on NL as Alpha Male.

I read one of his comment about her being on his blacklist, how can you block someone and send message then screenshot the undelivered and unreply message here to form Alpha Male.

Her replies begging you would have been more convincing.....

It's unfortunate some dumbass are already praising him...

Why call yourself off point, when everything you have said is so on point?

ChristmasBells:
Teni kpele kpele
*SISTERS CORNER*!

_(Brothers too can learn)_

I was at the park inside the bus waiting for passengers when I saw this handsome Brother coming towards the bus I was sitting, He appears so cute and Godly, he held a medium sized Bible. I guess he was coming from Church. He is even my spec (TDH gang) _winks_ . I was still admiring his looks when I heard the audible voice of the Holy Spirit says "Destroyer"!

Hearing that voice, I quickly move my eyes away and concentrate on the phone I was pressing. He came and sat beside me. "Good afternoon" he said cheerfully. "Afternoon Sir" slightly bending my neck, I answered and continue pressing my phone.

After few minutes he asked where I was going, I told him and he said that's where he was going too. "That's good". I said and continue pressing my phone.

I looked up after few minutes and caught this Brother staring at me from head to toe, I'm not always comfortable with people especially males looking at me in that manner. "Anything the matter?" I asked. "Oh nothing!" he replied smiling sheepishly. I looked away saying nothing.

He broke the silence, "Has someone ever told you how beautiful you are? He asked. " I hear it everyday" I answered. "From who?" He asked with curiosity. "My friend" I answered.
"May I know that friend of yours?" He asked further.
"His name is Jesus And He can be your friend too".

He smiled and said "He's right about you!". "Yes I know!" I already know what he's driving at. I continued pressing my phone.

Thats how he started this complement, he complement my natural beauty, the weaving of my hair, my neat scalp, my smile including my scandals.
"Spare me of all this complements please". I said politely, and really am no longer comfortable with it.
"Is it a sin to appreciate the good work of God?" He asked,

"Its good but its better if you will safe it for your future wife". I replied!
That's how he started the story of his four previous relationship and how all the sisters disappointed him but immediately he saw me his Spirit had already told him I'm the right one for him.

"My assertions aren't wrong anyways!". I replied with a stern look. "That what?" He asked with curiosity, "That spirit must be a deceiving spirit indeed!"
"Why did you say that?" He asked again.
"The same spirit that fetch you those sisters that later disappointed you, I wonder why you haven't question him all this while the reason he kept leading you to the wrong people!" I said.

Immediately, I notice the change on his face having said that but that did not even move me. I've learnt to always bring the Gospel out of every conversation. I broke the silence and said. "Bro, you need to give your heart to Jesus and quit all this gambling games.
"Of course I am a Christian, am even a Sunday School teacher!" he replied.

"That's not the criteria" I answered. "Not until you surrender all to Jesus and allow him govern your life, you can't be who God want you to be. Church attendance and workforce cannot substitute living relationship with Jesus". I further explained. "Hmm!" He exclaimed. There was perfect silence till we got to where am supposed to alight.

Then I told the driver I want to alight, he told the driver he wants to alight too. I did not even talk, I just came down _jejely_ like that. He also came down and offer to carry my load for me.

I quickly accepted because it was a bit heavy. My God has his own way of engaging people for my sake, I thought to myself.

As we were about going, he said "I like your curvy portable body". "Here we go again!" I said.
He quickly apologized and told me he just can't get his eyes off me and started telling me how much he wish to marry someone like me.

In my mind I was wondering how he manage to notice my shape inside my Mary Amaka gown, " _awon lookers association"._ They can predict somebody's shape inside pleated skirt.

Funny enough, he said he will give his heart to Jesus if I will agree to marry him.

Thats how this guy started begging for my contact, I bluntly refused. By then, I almost got to my house. After series of begging he dropped my load and shouted angrily, get lost! And turned back to leave.
I quickly replied "not when am in Christ Jesus". On hearing that, it was like I fueled the fire of his anger, He just eyed me and hissed.

_~Na so the brother come resemble Satan for my face_~, the look on his face really look like when Satan already lost the battle. Kaayah! Its good to walk in the spirit.

#fiction

Indeed, many of us experience this occassionally if not on a daily basis!

That's the beginning of what landed some daughters of Zion on the bed of immorality and ungodly relationships.

How much of God did you consult in your daily decision? Have you not automatically switch off your spiritual senses now that he has promised you marriage?

When did daughters of Zion suddenly become prey in the hands of playboy?

Hey Lovey, calm down first!
You can't find a partner when you are yet to discover your purpose? Why the rush in finding a soulmate when you have not found your soul?

Your purpose will literally select who will match into Divine purpose with you, come off this rush and desperation!

You don't deserve a wolf-in-sheep clothing glorified fornicator who cajole the masses by church attendance, eye service and empty "skabosh".

Don't on the hotspot of your emotions for pigs in sheep clothing while you switch off the WiFi of your spiritual senses, never you allow your sight block your insight.

Some Sisters will even dare to date a chronic unbeliever with the motive of changing him. "E Pele, Assistant Holy Spirit, awon women of faith!", the faith that did not boost your spiritual muscle, how did you expect it to change a man?

You will be hearing words like "I will fix him", "he will change by the time we get married". Biko, what are you fixing? Are you his spiritual mechanic? You that have not fix your prayer life finish, you want to fix a man. Ask those who dare it yesterday how they are enjoying the cool breeze of punches and silent tears in their marriage.

The Scripture says "two cannot walk together except they agree". Don't think you are wiser than God
Don't allow marriage mar your destiny, you deserve the best from God. Concentrate on becoming the Best of God and be sure to get the Best from God!
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NL Dnt like this type of truth. But you just said it all. Godbless you.

If you have ever visited okokomaiko and badagry area you will see how these people behave.

How can you see people going about their daily business and you are shooting at smugglers, I have witness one ( the bullet missed the car I was in I shouted that the driver should stop and let them pass with their madness).

Is it that most of our forces ain't trained properly?

franchasng:
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And it has nothing to do with God because you guys are not legally married so whatever a boy and a girl or a guy and a lady who are not legally married are doing is purely carnal and God is not involved so don't ever call God in such matters because what u two are doing already is a sin against the commandments of God.


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Where did I mention God?

EVILFOREST:


People fornicated for years and here u are calling on God.....
To Save Who..
??

Oga where did I mention God?

You might think it's only when you offend people that they want your downfall, nahhh, you can be very good and yet they will still want to put you down for showing off.

God only can help us from frienemies.

My riri anytime. Lovely woman.

Government eh, why delay payment that you will still pay. Hardwork is work you did not do on time.

Nice work. Lets see how it goes.

Anyone, that is angry over what all those hateful words those guys are using above is just stressing your brain. Let them be.

they do have mothers and sisters. Just what you think you are doing to others is being done to your own blood. And when they narrate it to you, you will call you partner in crime different names. Well it's all good.

Imagine four pages of nonsense talk with exception to 2 or 3 requite comments.

How do you live with yourself (you that keep swimming, dumping etc) and finally one day you will settle down and since you don't love, no emotions entwine and a broken home follows.


All these hateful talk cause sex before marriage is involved, too bad.

When you are having sexual relations with all these ladies and ladies in turn does same, you put your health at risk, your suffer spiritually also. You sleep with different women with different spirit damaging your life and then you blame it on Buhari.
Most of the hard price people pay today is as a result of past relationships. Now you can say nothing they happen but be careful for you don't know the type of woman that you will meet next she could be a destroyer or worse.

Try as much never to hurt a heart that really loves you. Be warned.

Kindly DM me and let's talk. I believe there is solution.

2rez:




Meanwhile, Kikelomojessy is cute true true.

Tanks plenty

BizBayo:


Okay... You mentioned that you are an emotional being, so I am. And I am a Virgo. Cool, nice profile picture.

Tanks plenty

paddyofboss:

Gal u cute

Tanks plenty