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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 7:46am On Aug 31, 2020
FatherSammy:

Yes

Send Ur CV to jessy4done@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 11:13pm On Aug 30, 2020
hazandino:
i reside around abgara and here is ma nummba 08135671994

Can u drive
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 11:12pm On Aug 30, 2020
FatherSammy:


I can drive, I need a job.

Do u stay around okokomaiko?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Acquires Customized Number Plate. Shares 28th Pre-Birthday Pictures by kikelomojessy(f): 8:20pm On Aug 30, 2020
Kriss216:
Truth be told,

Borbrisky as a lady is prettier and more classy than 98.8788% of Nairaland girls.



Guys to like fake things plenty!.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Quinns:
Surulere, I also need a job




Job is available for people around satellite, okomaiko and agbara environs
Romance / Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by kikelomojessy(f): 8:01pm On Aug 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

Sis code KO, sis codein no.

Rubbish formulated codes that has never and will never work.

I attended a church (house on the rock) with my foaster parents and after service, a lady was coming down the stairs and her skirt split (pencil skirt) and her pants was showing. She used her hands to cover it but it was obvious, I rushed to her and told her I will walk behind her till she gets to a comfortable place, but she declined that I shouldn't bother, I insisted and she said I shouldn't walk behind her, then I told her to turn the skirt to her side to that the split will be by her side and she ignore me. Me just jeje went looking for my sister in teen department.


You will see a lady with bad makeup and tell her her that it does not suit her and she will tell u , I like it like that.

Your boyfriend na him dey hungry Ur fellow sis to friend.

If u sebi dress Ur friend go dey envy you.

If you have a good job is another wahala.

They will see Ur fine pics they won't comment until u post one ugly one, they will now tell u how good looking u are.

Women has a lot of wahala towards themselves.

5 guys can stay in a room and be happy, eat anything and still be sincere but just allow 2 ladies to live together and see how it goes.

I can only have one trusted girlfriend at a time, we support one another. And others G's are just friends. I dnt keep friends I like my privacy.

But I can help anyone, anywhere just cos I have human conscience .

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Romance / Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by kikelomojessy(f): 7:50pm On Aug 30, 2020
Sis code KO, sis codein no.

Rubbish formulated codes that has never and will never work.

I attended a church (house on the rock) with my foaster parents and after service, a lady was coming down the stairs and her skirt split (pencil skirt) and her pants was showing. She used her hands to cover it but it was obvious, I rushed to her and told her I will walk behind her till she gets to a comfortable place, but she declined that I shouldn't bother, I insisted and she said I shouldn't walk behind her, then I told her to turn the skirt to her side to that the split will be by her side and she ignore me. Me just jeje went looking for my sister in teen department.


You will see a lady with bad makeup and tell her her that it does not suit her and she will tell u , I like it like that.

Your boyfriend na him dey hungry Ur fellow sis to friend.

If u sebi dress Ur friend go dey envy you.

If you have a good job is another wahala.

They will see Ur fine pics they won't comment until u post one ugly one, they will now tell u how good looking u are.

Women has a lot of wahala towards themselves.

5 guys can stay in a room and be happy, eat anything and still be sincere but just allow 2 ladies to live together and see how it goes.

I can only have one trusted girlfriend at a time, we support one another. And others G's are just friends. I dnt keep friends I like my privacy.

But I can help anyone, anywhere just cos I have human conscience .

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2020
Nelso2:

I reside in lagos, line of work is business development and field of study is finance.

Where do u stay?
Health / Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by kikelomojessy(f): 9:25am On Aug 30, 2020
There is nothing spiritual about sleep paralysis.


For many some years I have been experiencing it, I can pray and do vigil immediately it comes, but before I go back to sleep again it comes back, not until 2017 I had to Google it and the article I got explained so much about and even mentioned how to position your body when u are about to experience it.

After reading it, I dnt experience it again. Not that I dnt sense it any longer but I dnt let it come fully.

Here is how I overcame it, if I lay down to sleep and I feel sudden coldness on my body , I change my position and lay chest down on my bed and that's it. No more sleep paralysis.

Anyone experiencing it should just make sure Ur chest is down on the bed, dnt face up or side.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 9:09am On Aug 30, 2020
VTJN:
No i can't, but i can do any other available jobs


Are u on WhatsApp? If yes, drop Ur number.
Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Dad Defiles 4-Year-Old Daughter In Uyo, Cut Her Vagina With Scissors by kikelomojessy(f): 6:40pm On Aug 29, 2020
I cnt close my mouth, can this be true?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 6:35pm On Aug 29, 2020
VTJN:
Please can you help me with a job? i base in lagos, okoko precisely. i had a degree in geography and planning

Can u drive
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, Please Help Me by kikelomojessy(f): 12:57pm On Aug 29, 2020
Nelso2:
Dear good Samaritan
I decided to come online because I am fed up and really down. I lost my job early this year and really been putting my best searching for job but all to no avail. Things have become worst that I can't even pay bills at home, can't even pay my rent, even food has a problem, the worst thing that can ever happened to a family man. I am really frustrated, life has been so unfair to me
Can't stand my 3 children cry, I always feel so down. Please I need a job before it's get out of hand. I have an msc.
God will bless my helper, God will bless my helper.
God bless you

Where do u reside?

What's is Ur field of study?

What is Ur line of work?
Romance / Re: I Caught My Best Friend With My Boyfriend. by kikelomojessy(f): 12:19pm On Aug 29, 2020
Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.


You dnt need to hurt him back, just leave both of them and be very careful next time.

You might think hurting him back is going to level everything, but u will end up hurting more.

Your heart felt cry is enough for nature to take revenge on Ur behalf.
Romance / Re: Man Rolling On Owerri Mud Water To Propose To A Girl by kikelomojessy(f): 12:16pm On Aug 29, 2020
What's happening to men?
Politics / Re: Current Wife Of Dapo Williams Chases The 1st Son Of The Deceased During burial. by kikelomojessy(f): 9:02pm On Aug 27, 2020
DragonFire433:


Just as some fathers never show up to support their kids until the kids start making money in life.

No matter the disagreement, that wife should have allowed them pay their last respects to their father. For the young man to vibrate like that in a cemetery, you can only imagine the words thrown at him.

Even the sister was speechless. No matter the disagreement, Allow dem bury their papa. Wetin ?
I understand, that's why I said some people don't forgive.


Blood is thicker than water.

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Politics / Re: Current Wife Of Dapo Williams Chases The 1st Son Of The Deceased During burial. by kikelomojessy(f): 8:51pm On Aug 27, 2020
Some kids will only show up when their dad has died and they ignore him during most of his critical moment.

When it comes to family issues, pls hear from all sides before u judge , family wahala deep ghan!

Some kids dnt forgive wrongs done to them by parents and vise-versa.

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Romance / Re: Should I Marry My Boyfriend With This Behaviour? by kikelomojessy(f): 9:38am On Aug 27, 2020
Localchampion:



I can't marry him like this, God forbids, someone who can't endure due to the situation of things and understand, and he wants me to understand his own and endure for him, its not just possible for me, and he's good at talking, abusing, bullying, etc. Hes the one that will tell me to snap pictures for him, I will tell him I don't have clothes, he will say ''Go and Buy now'', He will bully me with my hair and compare it with that of other girls. He wasn't broke before the lockdown, but I didn't collect money from him because I want him to achieve and grow with the money, so that by the time we get married, he would be financially very okay.


U have made up your mind, so by asking NLders is just out of it.

Follow your mind.

If you like the way he's treats u , then u don't need any one advice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 774,000: 4 PhD, 200 Masters Degrees Holders Apply For FG's N20k Unskilled Job by kikelomojessy(f): 9:01am On Aug 27, 2020
Negodo!

How can they say someone with PhD, MSc can't apply. What they dont know is that some have support to go that high in education but has never been in the workforce. I have 2 friends that have MSc but has never been employed, one has support from what their mum left for them, he was just struggling to finish. While the other got married and the wife assisted him to get his degree.

Let's look at it this way, will some1 with these degree and earning high income want a job of N20k? I dnt think so. No one reasonable human would try it. How can you risk Ur high paying job for a low income job.

Another reason why most higher cert owner are unemployed is becos when they apply for jobs below their grade, the employer wot take them cos they will feel they are under paying them and any small issue the employee will always want to tell them how qualified they are in our Nigerian way ( na condition make crayfish bend).

Government should pls give them a chance too.

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Education / Re: 4-Year-Old Girl Destroys School Properties. Teacher Reacts Calmly (Video) by kikelomojessy(f): 8:44am On Aug 27, 2020
NkemChukwudi:


The bastards will turn hold to “grab” or “detention” etc etc


Hmmmm, that's true! Western life!
Education / Re: 4-Year-Old Girl Destroys School Properties. Teacher Reacts Calmly (Video) by kikelomojessy(f): 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2020
So a 4 year old can't be stopped?

Even if the teacher doesn't want to beat the child, she can hold her .

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Family / Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by kikelomojessy(f): 9:20pm On Aug 26, 2020
Wierdceo:

I love the name - Kikelomo

Oh thanks.
Romance / Re: A Girl Spent The Night At His Place And I'm Feeling So Bad About It. by kikelomojessy(f): 10:55pm On Aug 25, 2020
listowell:

na fish brain...she go create another thread. grin


Lol.
Family / Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by kikelomojessy(f): 10:42pm On Aug 25, 2020
3kay945:


Yes o.

Ok, thank u
Romance / Re: A Girl Spent The Night At His Place And I'm Feeling So Bad About It. by kikelomojessy(f): 10:41pm On Aug 25, 2020
Dorcas23:
I've read every comment so far.

First of all I'm not cheap. All this while he has been the one telling me he loves me. I've never said I love you too in response. I've not even made any straight declaration of love. Like I said I've taken things slow. I've never even put myself in a position where he would have the opportunity to touch me.

He is my friend and he invited me to his place. Declining would have been impolite so I agreed. He said he wasn't expecting the female friend to visit and that he stylishly tried to discharge her but she didn't want to leave and he apologized to me.

Some people are saying I should use my brain. How am I not using my brain? I haven't made any decision I regret yet.


Check out most of the replies u got, they are from guys. They are telling u how their fellow guy wants to play u and u are forming wise.

You needed and and here they are!

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Family / Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by kikelomojessy(f): 10:34pm On Aug 25, 2020
3kay945:


An experienced snake wont fall for the boiled egg trick. It will just take the raw and leave.
I have tried it. It can determine the difference in weight and suspect fowl play.
But the injection of sniper works better. Make sure the sniper is not smelling on the egg's body.

So I have to inject the sniper into the raw eggs, rite?
Agriculture / Re: Two Giant Snakes Attack Owner For Attempting To Carry Their 251 Eggs (Video) by kikelomojessy(f): 10:33pm On Aug 25, 2020
See as snakes fine.

The white one is so beautiful.

The guy is just packing the eggs like fufu. Lol
Family / Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by kikelomojessy(f): 10:20pm On Aug 25, 2020
3kay945:


Sniper can do it. Inject eggs with it.

Oh ok, I boiled some eggs and put them back in its place. Tomorrow, I will book some more and add sniper.

Thanks.
Family / Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by kikelomojessy(f): 10:04pm On Aug 25, 2020
Snakes issue everywhere.

A snake just killed two of my hen today, (afternoon).

Pls need address of where I can get chemical to chase it away.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Help by kikelomojessy(f): 7:47pm On Aug 15, 2020
temmylee:
Have tried the number not available

Try it again. Or call

07034840272
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Help by kikelomojessy(f): 7:32pm On Aug 15, 2020
Call this number for accommodation 09011344100

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by kikelomojessy(f): 10:47pm On Aug 06, 2020
Babe, haba nah. Even if he gives you the ring from back, just like our police men collect bribe from back pls collect joor.

It's not how he presented the ring na make Una last be the Koko

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