₦airaland Forum

blackened:
bros abeg when them publish this one?

osazee12:
NDA

Taylor86:
he's a learner

dis is how we do it in ekiti

Sommyangel:
Planning to lose mine to one fine actor like that

5minsmadness:
At the age of 6months, my niece graduated from breastmilk to Eba and soup. The parents did all thier possible best to feed the child cereals, babyfood, blended fruits, cerelac, soyamilk, etc etc but she simply refused and would throw it all out as soon as it was forced in. When my mom was contacted she said we should try adult foods. Immediately the eba and eggs came to her mouth she gulped it in like a starving Nigerian who has been feeding on white man's pasta for 6months. She ate it and looked up at us like... Na now una come.

This same baby went straight from diaper to potty. During potty training she never messed up the house once but would crawl to the toilet to do her buisness on the floor or in the potty.

Same for bedwetting. She would wake up at night and without crying would start patting whoever was around until the person woke up then she would make them follow her to the toilet to pee.

Nobody taught her to wear her clothes and she has already figured out how to wear the right shoes on the right feet.

My mom says she's our grandma come back. I'm more scientifically inclined though I'm still waiting for an explanation of how she knows to flush the toilet after her when she uses it.
She's two years old now.

mentorandfriend:
First year is a time yo cover for all the deficiencies you will ever have as you progress higher in school. I could have easily made first class if I studied a course where CGPA is used. I made 5.0 in year one first semester and 5.0 in year one second semester. I could easily have done it again in second year if we continued. We started Anatomy, Biochemistry and Physiology from second year, and CGPA was not used from here onwards till graduation.

How do I know I would have made first class if I did any of the Bsc courses?

I made a decision before I entered school that it was my books first before campus fellowship, social nights, and all that. I was not a nerd. I was simply a guy on a mission.

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Even with $1B cheque, i no marry

Jowonloju:
Story.................
You never see something wey no fine but your koboko go tell you say, you need to shine the kongo, not for love but one night stand

publicenemy:
They should be paid...if the FG has a contract with them,it should be honoured.












If these oil wells were in the North part of Nigeria,this country would have divided long long time ago.

ECOTERRORS:
if truly you are a gal then you are a disgrace to womanhood but if you are a guy then I ll blame God why he didn't hasten your Mother's mensuration before you were fertilized

Noneroone:
African magic did well.
Before pple start thinking African Magic yoruba and hausa are the best nigeria has to offer.

african magic yoruba will become a free to air channel

Keneking:
Ok..now that Buhari is coming on-board as President, lets see how all these characters would be scoring 4.40 CGPA
Is this guy actually 21 years of age?

plainmirror:
From the above passage chose the best suited description of the duo...........

1) A show of shame by two grown-ups

2) A uniformed mad man on a special misson

3) An illiterate woman without driving knowledge

4) An immobile fuel attendant

darmielola2:
lol' if i do that' am not loyal

mukina2:
goal!