₦airaland Forum

HacheNoire:
You make orders according to your needs.

40 Naira rice
20 Naira spaghetti
5X20 Naira meat

5 Naira pure water.

Which galaxy be that?

peekspot:
https://www.thecable.ng/timeline-from-ban-to-taxation-fgs-journey-to-cryptocurrency-acceptance/amp

I have always thought the Nigeria government was full of fools and bloody idiots. Not excluding TINUBU but the nigga is making all the right move so far, if he continues he may just turn the tide for once in 8 disastrous years of dumb buhari

TakeNigeriaBack:
Great point!

Na over confidence na him kill snail wey see hunter for forest and he nor hide under leafs.

AnonPoet:
Fuel subsidy: Management of Peace Mass Transit has announced that fares to all it's travel destinations across the country will not be increased despite the recent hike in fuel prices.



https://www.facebook.com/100064458351123/posts/pfbid02HbQwd4w9CJhNuhNbSNc653nqS891QJY5QwtVFvwCYMFZU5sgaY6ijGXs5XCunG6nl/?mibextid=cr9u03

God forbid. These killers Even if na free I no do

labake1:
At your age, which animal are you scared of?



Mine is Snake, I know that Lala won't like this. Even though I have killed one before, I am still scared of it

Lion

Nsogbu001:
Three months after arriving in the UK, Nigerian student arrested for allegedly attempting to date children

A Nigerian man identified as Cyril Kenneth has been arrested by the police after being accused of dating minors in Belfast, UK.

According to a video shared by warriors of children, Kenneth who arrived in February for his masters degree, was arrested after multiple children between the ages of 14 and 15 reported him with evidence of him grooming and sexually harassing them.

In the text messages he had with some of the victims, Kenneth sent his unsolicited indecent pictures, asked some of them for their house addresses, invited one of them to his house for sex, amongst other disturbing messages.

The suspect, however, confessed to the crime and blamed it on temptation from the devil. He said he contacted the kids because he needed friends as he was new to the country. He was subsequently handed over to the police for further investigation and possible prosecution(instablog)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLInCKe4ALQ

I hate pedophiles.bloody idiot

FreeStuffsNG:
Ifa backs subsidy removal, predicts better future — Traditional religion worshippers

Shina Abubakar, Osogbo


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/ifa-backs-subsidy-removal-predicts-better-future-traditional-religion-worshippers/

The useless filthy ifa dey use fuel? Foolish people

zeenaman:
Personal opinion:

The relationship between cars and Petrol is complementary in nature. Complementary in the sense that, one is needed to augment the other, just like garri and kulikuli.

Going by basic economics principle, there is an inverse price relationship between complementary goods i.e an increase in the price of one results in decrease in the demand for the other. With this, it is conceivable that with increase in the price of petroleum, there will be less demand for cars, hence result in price crash occasioned by excess supply over demand.

Also, from the angle of the Federal government, the rich benefit more from the subsidy. People with ten cars will now find it unfunny fueling the convoy, and this may result in selling off some of the vehicles. This should further increase the supply of cars and drive down the price.

Let's talk about this, do you see the price of cars crashing? Let's leave out the Nigerian factor, corruption and base our argument on fact.

Just dey play, who fit spend millions buy car na fuel e nor go fit buy?

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

Na James bond style I dey use pass, my nigga must wake anytime I wan touch him mama , e come be like say I borrow money from the guy put for him mama head oooh, when I mean am, I go play with the guy him go sweat tire, come sleep like say him take something, that time even if I shake the whole house down him nor go wake or hear anything

Jay357:
Please where's your area??

Lagos

successmatters:
As if they were working before?

In my area them dey work, we get light minimum of 22hrs everyday, sometimes 4 days uninterrupted

[quote author=fergie001 post=123553131][/quote]From what I heard he should put his house in order, las las everybody go die.

[quote author=Nemesis0147 post=123553896]Greatest of all time 💯💯♥️.
He should come to my Chelsea abeg[/quote

Not my Chelsea

IdiotOjukwu:
OMO YORUBA ATATA

OMO YORUBA PATAKI

GOD BLESS SOUTH-WEST

GOD BLESS SOUTH SOUTH

GOD BLESS NORTH-EAST

GOD BLESS NORTH-WEST

GOD BLESS NORTH CENTRAL


GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Brother bigot wetin happen to south east?

mradjoy:
Dear mods, I'm sorry if this isn't the right section to post this. Kindly help move it to the right section if necessary and push it to the front page ASAP. Thank you.

Here's my little niece who left her place of residence in Bariga, Lagos since 2nd of June, 2023.

We've reported to the nearest police station, but still need to do this.

Her name is: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo

She's 18 years old and about 5.8" tall, light in complexion.

Last seen at Murtala bus stop area of Bariga, Lagos State.

If you have seen her or know anything about her whereabout, kindly contact the nearest police station or reach out to the following numbers:

0 908 319 63 19, 0 902 181 0129

Mynd44 pls help push this to the Frontpage for maximum exposure

Lord Jesus please show her your mercy and secure her were ever she is.

Goodlady:
That dog lover should rest. Chicken wey she dey chopnna another man pet. Cow wey she dey chop na another person's god.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 One seven up for you jare

WriterNig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCgtf5MWk-Y



USA Today || Dailymail UK

The American TINUBU

[quote author=Obrigardo post=123497884]Why didn't you just post all the images here? why do you need a front page to promote your twitter feed? [/quote
Ogbeni I beg keep quiet, ego soon happen for Lagos before una eyes go clear, everybody dey vex. I bought fuel for 21,500 for 40 litres just yesterday alone holdup don chop 18 litres already, the anger and frustration is building,just give it another one week to 2 weeks. Even you go insult his government maybe by then you don realize say na family first before government

Offpointng:
When I tell folks like M4A1carbine and other erring Ipobs wishing the worse off Tinubu's government, I make em understand any bad thing/hardship they're praying for or wishing Nigeria so Yorubas will regret, I made them understand the SE will be the worse hit and the hardship would rather be hard on them the most in the South. Shey one was saying Yorubas have not seen anything yet? but well, in IB and some other SW states, a litre of fuel currently sells for 400,450/litre but see the news emanating from a SE state, 680/litre??

To our SE folks wishing ill of Nigeria, Y'all ain't see nothing yet

Mushin na SE?

[quote author=Jennyclay post=123450515]Our gateman went to get fuel just now and it was sold for #220[/quote

I bought for 220 also this evening

fuckJones:
Dear Obi supporters, where is that Russian lawyer y'all hired to come retrieve Peter Obi's stolen manhood?

What happened to Chimamanda Adichie's letter to Biden?

What about the Interim government, is Osinbajo still going to take over from Buhari?

What about Tinubu, is he still going to become incapacitated as Shettima takes over?

What about the DSS, are they still going to arrest Tinubu on the 29th?

Obi supporters, please answer me

First day in office, que don return to filing station, price of fuel don sky rocket , I tell you between now and end of June all of una go cry from hardship even ordinary tears go scarce for una eyes

fuckJones:
JAGABAN!

The man who dared a General!
Escaped a General!
Conquered a General!
Installed a General!
Succeeded a General!

He is the Generalissimo!

Ladies and gentlemen the tear leather President, Commander-in-Chief of The Armed Foreces, Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Aṣíwájú Bọlá Ahmed Tinubu.

May your tenure be marked by peace, progress, and prosperity for all Nigerians.

Congratulations and best wishes for a successful tenure, JAGABAN!

Why don't you put up a statue of him in your room and worship him

Mabizeka:
Tinubu: May 2023- July 2023.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

saintjimos:
Tinubu will deal with the US

Too much Nollywood movies dey worry this one

NgeneUkwenu:
"The fuel Subsidy is gone. It is unjustifiable.....we shall rechannel the funds to education and healthcare....."

Bola Ahmed Tinubu...




https://leadership.ng/breaking-fuel-subsidy-is-gone-says-tinubu/#:~:text=In%20the%20first%20policy%20directive,the%20wake%20of%20drying%20resources.

Que don start already, I bought 220 per litre this evening

inoki247:
Lol Today's Monday why everywhere come silent....

Abi UGM don go off online Bandit Network Mass ni....

That is because they are all working class citizens not some jobless ticket cutters at every bus stop

Flangelo12:
Hope Uzodinma deserves the award.

Award for thuggery abi?

guobe:
Bendel insurance defeated Sunshine Stars by a lone goal to book a place in Nigeria fa cup semifinals.congratulations my darling club.

I too love this my club, still unbeaten all season.

ManirBK:
Blues is the colour.

premier league and champions league trophies nex season inshaAllah

U qualify for champions league this season?

jeff1993:
I hate this Fat PIG to pieces!!!

Envy and Jealousy is eating him up and his just jealous of Tompolo who has more cult following than him.

TOMPOLO IS THE LEGIT KING OF THE CREEKS!!!

HE dosemt talk , he dosent bark like a rabid Dog but just a word and everywhere will go up in flames unlike the PiG who goes upandan looking for who to defame.

Gbam u said it all.

dre11:
https://leadership.ng/businessman-loses-11m-cash-in-broad-daylight-robbery-in-ogun/

Suspect number one is the bank officials

felifeli:
If you unexpectedly lost your job today what will be your fall back plan? More than 90% never seem to have a fall back plan

Save some money, get a good car thank God for Uber and bolt. At least to feed wouldn't be a problem.