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FamilyRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Troublesome Baby Mama by Killermamba: 8:33am On May 13, 2023
Fabulozz:
As titled above. I made the worst mistake in my life impregnating my baby mama for the second time. She and her mother had given me so much trouble in the past. I don't even know what came out of me to start sleeping with her again. Boom she is pregnant and has refused to abort.

She want me to pay her brideprice or else she will tell my wife. If only I had control my manhood I would have not found myself in this terrible situation.

What should I do now mature advice please?
See has I dey vex for this your matter ernh. How una dick take dey rise for another woman outside marriage? I dey fear some men sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bad Day: I Fell From Ladder Today While Doing House Painting by Killermamba: 2:54pm On May 11, 2023
Blossommind:
I want to share what could have landed me in death or in a disfigured state but God said NO, having seen that I only came to hustle for my daily bread. There are cases of this type that people don't live to testify. I shall not die before my time.

Note: please I dont know how to write without errors and as I am in an unstable state now. So apology to English teachers and students in advance if you see errors. I'm a product of evening school.

First of all, I am a hustler and I have this strong desire to become a better person in life despite my background. 30+, father of two who still went back to school to study for a degree for the sake of the future, which is also putting additional pressure on me.

I do house painting and farming. So I got this small painting work that could have help me earn some money which I really needed it, thus, I grabbed it with joy. A one story building. It is one side of the house, given to me by the main contractor. Everything was going fine until at some point when i shifted the ladder to another position, put a stopper at the base so that the ladder won't slip. Everything looked good just like l have been doing all the while before I climbed it. While still climbing far up with a bucket of paint and long roller on my left hand, suddenly, the ladder slipped backwardly and with speed like siooooooooooood....... (like in a second or two) till it crashed landed. You know that kind sioooood sound. Meanwhile, I can't explain when the paint left my hand back to the ground and when I also left the ladder without even knowing, on free fall until I crash landed too. There was nothing to hold or anyway to help myself to land well. Chai, may we not die while looking for our daily bread. That was how I landed on my back roughly and hit the head on the wall. Chai, come and see me in this condition, no how you won't pity me. I didn't even know what to do immediately on crashing on the ground, to cry hungry me but I no fit cry at the same time.

Worse thing is that this kind of fall does not give any room to defend yourself. You just fall helplessly like a bag of fufu and land anyhow. Poor me! This hapoened after 10am today.

As it were, that was the end of the work and am back in the house now licking my wounds. Since the job is at personal-risk, whatever you see, you take. Nobody to complain to for sympathy.

Meanwhile, my second child is less than a month old. Praise be to God for not letting this moment of joy turn to tears, assuming injuries required medical emergency or even death.

To be a man is not a day job. It takes a lot to build to become a man especially, financially.

Right here at home, back/body pain, swollen head with serious headache (as I hit on the wall), dislocated joints (right wrist) and sharp pain around the left part of the waist, all going on around me.

"Brother Bernard" happened to me.
Bro go do scan for that head, to avoid story that touch the heart, you could have a fractured skull or internal bleeding. Please do the scan to be sure
FamilyRe: I Have Impregnated Another Girl Against The One I Love. What Should I Do Now? by Killermamba: 8:56pm On May 10, 2023
RealSolution001:
The girl I truly love and want, always form busy busy for me. Although she has a shop that keeps her on duty morning till night, but after closing from the shop, you would have to beg her to come out to see you for once in one or two months before it happens. Even Sundays are no exception.

Meanwhile, this other girl I don't even love was giving me all the vibe including mind-blowing sex but look at it now, she's taken in for me and I am not in support of abortion.

How do I sort this thing out because I still genuinely love the other girl and I want to marry her. She's a good wife material and ticks most of my boxes. I also dont intend to birth children from different women.

No insult please.
Your penis commit sin you want advice on how to born a bastard? My guy ask your dick for answer not nairaland
PoliticsRe: President-Elect Tinubu Departs Nigeria For Europe On Working Visit by Killermamba: 8:53pm On May 10, 2023
nlfpmod:
https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1656297748973645824
Na lie e wan go change him catalyst from too much dust
CultureRe: Different South African Tribes by Killermamba: 5:49pm On May 09, 2023
Samantha124:
1. Xhosa
I love 1,6,7,9
CultureRe: Different South African Tribes by Killermamba: 5:47pm On May 09, 2023
Samantha124:
1. And lastly, the indigenous people of SA, the Khoisan.
The Gods most be crazy people
FoodRe: The Meal I Prepared with just #500 As Dinner by Killermamba: 5:39pm On May 09, 2023
ahnie:
More pics
Stop the lie. 8 eggs is 800 naira alone
AgricultureRe: Training/rearing Of Goats, Dogs & Pigs, Which Is Cheaper & More Profitable? by Killermamba: 5:29pm On May 09, 2023
Pigs
HealthRe: I slept with several prostitute raw..I Thought I Had Hiv, Narrow escape by Killermamba: 3:04pm On May 08, 2023
KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug
Test again after 3 months and 6months later
To be sure
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Visits Ooni Of Ife, Seeks Blessings For Senate President Bid (Pictures) by Killermamba: 9:24am On May 08, 2023
OkayDaddy:
Na 2 Terms Tinubu go do.
2 Terms.

GEJ said it, sit at home akpu bandits have no choice.
Beans brain na south south I be, insubordinate idiot once person talk against una papa wey thief mandate una go think say na SE him come from.. ōdé
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Visits Ooni Of Ife, Seeks Blessings For Senate President Bid (Pictures) by Killermamba: 10:37pm On May 07, 2023
Parachoko:
grin


The SS and SW is One cool
They were not one during the election
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Killermamba: 1:24pm On May 07, 2023
TravelRe: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Killermamba: 1:17pm On May 07, 2023
Hamachi:
So with your current account balance, where can you travel to with it?
Oshodi to apapa
FoodRe: How Many Of These Fruits Have You Eaten? (photos) by Killermamba: 4:12am On May 07, 2023
ExAngel007:
How many of these fruits have you eaten?

You haven't eaten all.

I dare you!😀
I have eaten all except one
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man Who Absconded After Stabbing His Mother To Death In Kano (Pix) by Killermamba: 4:08am On May 07, 2023
jaybenugo:
Police Arrest Man Who Absconded After Stabbing His Mother To Death In Kano (Photo)



https://igberetvnews.com/1444401/police-arrest-man-absconded-stabbing-mother-death-kano-photo/
See him face like the fly wey dey lava
PropertiesRe: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by Killermamba: 8:16pm On May 05, 2023
[quote author=CuriousCart post=122950891][/quote]Leave am there is joy in sharing but bill the bastard every week 5k for fuel to use your gen him go disconnect am on his own
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Suffering This Light Issues? by Killermamba: 8:14pm On May 05, 2023
taylor88:
Thank God say na general wahala I was thinking it was just Amuwo Odofin Okota and FESTAC

E reach everybody

Praise Master Jesus
My side dey enjoy light as if say tomorrow nor dey
CelebritiesRe: "This Your Daughter Must Die" - Seyi Law Shares Death Threats Sent To His Wife by Killermamba: 7:46pm On May 04, 2023
lhordspy:
This Obidient 'madness' is now beyond politics, it is now full blown terrorism.

This is how Bko haram started, this is how herdsmen menace started, this is how !POB started, gradually and gradually, from 'they are angry, they are setup; you know that victimisation card (No be us !), they are fighting for their right, they have freedom of speech, they have the right to protest; untameable to uncontrollable, intractable to ungovernable .. Then boom ! Full blown barbarous, ferocious terrorists.

Sometimes you wonder; where is Peter Obi ? , in all these. A man with a promising political career, sit back and watch how sadists, mentally deranged people, terrorists, treasonable fellows, emotiional kids ignorant of how certain words have certain implications, religious extremists parading as God's sent, country-haters , .....burn down his political ambition to the ground.

I think he is enjoying all these himself. Reason why we the progressive stood for sanity, we voted sanity. Cos' 'Evil will win if the good people do nothing'
Such treat is not acceptable at all, even though I disagree with you calling out Peter obi, nobody pull such nonsense with me and go Scott free
Nairaland GeneralRe: Police Officer Gifts Students New Pair Of Socks In Lagos (Video, Photos) by Killermamba: 5:02pm On May 04, 2023
Footballisfun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJZtwYqOPM

A yet-to-be-identified Nigeria Police woman has distributed new pairs of socks to students who do not have them in Lagos State.

A tweep shared a video of the act on Thursday with the caption, "This police officer at Sabo bought packs of brand-new socks for the kids."

In the video, some of the students could be seen wearing the pair of socks she handed over to them.

Source-
good one , the money wey you collect from drivers and Keke riders ,you use am buy socks for school children. Wise move.
PoliticsRe: My Administration Will Make Corruption Unattractive - Tinubu Assures Nigerians by Killermamba: 5:00pm On May 04, 2023
FoodRe: Indomie Noodles Made In Nigeria Are Safe For Consumption ― NAFDAC by Killermamba: 4:57pm On May 04, 2023
ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1444300/nigerian-indomie-noodles-safe-consumption-―-nafdac/
Useless corrupt idiots everywhere. Thank God my son nor first like am
CrimeRe: Angry Woman Stabs Her Pregnant Co-Wife To Death In Lagos by Killermamba: 2:47pm On May 03, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
shocked
Committed murder in Ijede.... Remanded in Ikoyi.... Miracle no dey tire Jesus abeg grin
It happened Easter Sunday my friend lives in the same compound and the dead woman was actually 8 months pregnant
CultureRe: The "Bushbaby" Tale, Is It Real Or Fake?(photo) by Killermamba: 12:16pm On May 03, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
The "Bushbaby" tale, is it real or fake? Have you seen one before? Is it true that, when you collect their mats from them, you become rich and wealthy?
Dangote collected one in 1864 and now he is a billionaire
CelebritiesRe: Mr Macaroni In Tears As Bovi, Shaggi, Others Surprise Him On His 30th Birthday by Killermamba: 9:47am On May 03, 2023
Acekidc4:
Obi wey e use all him Life Support no follow them Come. Ndi Woke Bastards....... Useless Saboteur Omo ale jati jati.

This is a Man that will bring Killers as friends to his Ancestral homes all in the Name of being Woke.
you use your brain collect loan? Insubordinate fool
RomanceRe: In Case You Need A Young Guy That Can Service You As A Woman.... by Killermamba: 9:38pm On May 02, 2023
omniwater:
That is dignity of labour.

No shame to advertise your service.


Show some respect.

I am sure customers are already calling the number for service.

God bless our hustles!
Ashawo nor be hustle
SportsRe: PSG Suspends Lionel Messi For 2 Weeks over Unauthorized Trip To Saudi Arabia by Killermamba: 9:32pm On May 02, 2023
seunmohmoh:
Omooo... Chelsea wan kill me angry angry
You go dey play Chelsea? Haa you get money
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Leave Al-nassr - Reports by Killermamba: 9:30pm On May 02, 2023
HonNL:
SOURCE
Please come insurance of Benin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Lays ‘booby Traps’ For Incoming Government; By Punch Editorial Board by Killermamba: 11:21am On May 02, 2023
TravelRe: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by Killermamba: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2023
WriterrNig:
All 🇨🇳 CHINESE electric buses. For those always asking what China has done for Africa.
The question is what has the Chinese been taking for this generosity?
PoliticsRe: Why Do Countries Evacuate Citizens In War Countries by Killermamba: 3:21pm On Apr 30, 2023
SpecialAdviser:
I do not subscribe that anyone should die. America started this questionable character but I think it's evil.

You live in a country. You make money in that country. You enjoy all the facilities. You date their men and women. You enjoy their food. You enjoy all the benefits.

But when war breaks out, you abbadon them. Why can't your country evacuate their citizens alongside you? Is death only meant for them. Many of them do not partake in the violence. This is my argument.
stupid question
RomanceRe: Who Should Be More Excited On A Wedding Day, Bride Or Groom? (Video, Photo) by Killermamba: 3:16pm On Apr 30, 2023
alwayshapi22:
Wedding can be a very exciting time for Young people coming together in marriage, but as we all have severally seen, some couples are both happy and some one more excited than the other, a way of showing excitement is through dancing, what do you think? Who should be More excited?
A. GROOM
B. BRIDE
C. BOTH
D. NONE grin

Here is a video where the groom flaws the bride with his dancing moves cheesy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nWTTTmtQx4w?
na bride my own case my wife was so excited but me, I was thinking of the responsibility that follows. But las las God came through for me. If you never marry you are missing out
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Inauguration: Witches And Wizards Issue Strong Warning by Killermamba: 3:08pm On Apr 30, 2023
Tofax:
Witches warn against scuttling Tinubu’s inauguration


Invites Dino Melaye for counsel

White Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria, yesterday, urged aggrieved politicians not to scuttle the inauguration of the President-elect, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, on May 29 at the Eagle Square, Abuja.

The group also said Tinubu will be provided with no fewer than 300 witches and wizards to ensure that no harm comes his way, adding that they are unhappy about the manner in which politicians have conducted themselves since Tinubu was announced as the winner of the February 25 presidential poll.

Speaking to newsmen in Calabar, the group’s spokesman, Dr. Okhue Oboi, said they care about the unity of the nation and would safeguard it.

He said: “We welcome Tinubu back to the country. Recall that Tinubu emerged the winner at our group’s spiritual presidential election held about two months ago before the terrestrial February 25 presidential election. Now, we have reviewed the volatile developments in the country. We urge the aggrieved parties to give peace a chance because resorting to self-help will do more harm than good to the polity. There is no reason for Tinubu to be afraid because all the campaigns of calumny mounted against him are mere distractions. We are currently cleaning and detoxifying the Abuja environment where Tinubu will operate from.

“What Tinubu needs now is prayers of good health and long life from all Nigerians so he could deliver on his Renewed Hope promise for better life for all.”

Oboi, who spoke on the forthcoming governorship election in Kogi State, said the group has met with the three major tribes in the state and have aggregated their demands.

He said: “We have met with the Igala, Ebira and Yoruba population in the state. We met Igala people in Idah, Ebira people in Obehira and Yoruba people in Kabba and listened to them. We advise Dino Melaye to see us if he is desirous of realising his governorship dream. If he listens to our advice, he will laugh because the trees and waters of the confluence state will vote for him regardless of whether Governor Wike supports him or not.

“It will be in Melaye’s interest to see us too so he can smile. If he fails to see the witches and wizards, he will regret it because he will not win the election.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/witches-warn-against-scuttling-tinubus-inauguration/
Nigerians don vote juju as president

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