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SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 9:37pm On Aug 14, 2013
Clean, money ain't a thang! wink
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 9:13pm On Aug 14, 2013
obibank$:
For SA mind, dem b competition
lol SA kehuh

We got no competition in Africa with dis current team.
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 8:50pm On Aug 14, 2013
SA na mugu dem... Dem ah think seh dem fi deh play gwaragwara grin dem nuh knw seh Naija dem ah paaarahuh
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2013
Adamskuty: kasey, faith,joy, sandra, loveth and gold! I'm sure gonna hit them after the match grin grin in different angles,different style grin
word up perv...do ya thang grin

Live fi d moment yo! Hit em hard where it hurts, show em no mercy, let it hit d right spot so dey can scream in SA tongues debonabaaayaaaa!
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 8:34pm On Aug 14, 2013
Wey dat SA gal, come mek spank ur nyansh small na wink

Each goal, 1 spanking grin u owe me 1huh
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 8:15pm On Aug 14, 2013
Hehehe, e don pain am die!grin

You neva jam! Next time u go control ur typing skills...and stop wrapping around every wetty-ass toto tongue



BTW: hw d match dey go? My real people, wetin dey happen? Sammar me beta tori abeg..
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 8:01pm On Aug 14, 2013
scipher: she's in SA not Nigeria. Na every where them tell your papa say silverbird de
shocked

E be like say ya mama no get brain!huh

Dem tell u say l no know? Na only she dey here? Mumu! If dem send u come, go back tell dem say ur winch small... Not be SA, na SR!!! Abeg dress, toto wrapper!
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by killuminati(m): 7:51pm On Aug 14, 2013
nadia_SA: Southgeria
who b dis 1? Where u come frm? huh Pack well jor! U chaw shyte? undecided

Abeg shey silverbed dey show am?
PoliticsRe: Okorocha's Kwara Supporters Defect To APC by killuminati(m): 7:48pm On Aug 14, 2013
APC kwenu grin
PoliticsRe: Okorocha's Kwara Supporters Defect To APC by killuminati(m): 4:50pm On Aug 14, 2013
smiley
wink
tongue
cool


Haters grab a high tension pole for a nice sweet hug! Farewell!
TV/MoviesRe: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movie(s) by killuminati(m): 4:31pm On Jul 19, 2013
adaobi123: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL grin grin grin grin

This is sooooooo me
chei! Who be dis one again oh. Blood satan!
PoliticsRe: Senators Who Voted To Legalise Underage Marriage. by killuminati(m): 4:18pm On Jul 19, 2013
Senator Ndume Mohammed Ali of PDP = Boko Haram memebr working for GEJ. So this guy is still in the house! Na waaa oooo! Jonathan don kill us finish.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You See Police Patrol Van, What Comes To Your Mind ? by killuminati(m): 4:11pm On Jul 19, 2013
Na Hussain bolt x 2 especially wen parsue of igboh dey my pocket. No time oh!
IslamRe: Ramadan Kareem! by killuminati(m): 6:45am On Jul 10, 2013
Alhamdulillahi rabil aalamin
Al rahman, al'rahim
Malik yaumi deen
Iyaka na'abud wa iyaka nasta'een
Ihdinna siratal mustaqim
Siratal ladhina an'amta alaihim
Gairil magdub alayhim wa ladwaaalin

Amin
Christianity EtcRe: Angel Caught On CCTV Saving A Man From An Accident by killuminati(m): 9:50pm On Jul 09, 2013
sheedy407: Make person convert d video comot you tube so we go fit download am
http://tubidy.mobi/watch/YTieS8etdSx_2FgDMEG9Zmag_3D_3D/3gp-mobile/fs
HealthRe: Hearing Aid International Clinic by killuminati(m): 6:47pm On Jul 09, 2013
Na God go punish our government, leaders or watever they call demselves. Something that is sold for $32 in the US cost #200,000 in Naija. Wtf!!!

$32 is around #6,000. #200,000 minus #6,000 = #194,000, so what does all that goes for?




@chaircover....God Bless You!
PoliticsRe: APC Has Been Registered - Bisi Akande by killuminati(m): 5:50pm On Jul 09, 2013
Jarus: Up APC.

I think we can begin forming APC Nairaland chapter cheesy
I'm in! All good people of Nairaland should join dis party including Seun, Mukinat, Maclatunji, tbaba et al....

Let's kick di devil himself outta Aso Rock! Let's rock!
PoliticsRe: Kabiru Sokoto Claims He Is Innocent by killuminati(m): 9:20am On Jul 09, 2013
Fesisko: lol@Innocent Idibia.anyway, I pray the court to give him a fair hearing
,cos he is still innocent until proven guilty. If truly he was among the perpetrators, he will surely pay for it with his life. But until then, he's still Innocent 2face Idibia.
shey u get?
IslamRe: Any News On when we are to start Fasting? by killuminati(m): 11:02pm On Jul 08, 2013
Na Wednesday fasting dey start o
IslamRe: Any News On when we are to start Fasting? by killuminati(m): 11:01pm On Jul 08, 2013
Mode activated....so help me ya Allah!
PoliticsRe: Women Join Hunt For Boko-Haram Suspects In Borno by killuminati(m): 9:46pm On Jul 08, 2013
mascot87: Its a welcome development. GEJ is working
wetin be gej? Goat or dog?
Foreign AffairsRe: 42 Killed And 322 Injured In Egypt by killuminati(m): 9:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
BetaThings: As soon as some thing happens in a muslim country, you guys instinctively think of Islam
Before the Confederation cup and during there were violent protests in Brazil
Did you mention Christianity? In a country with that huge "Christ the Redemptor statute?"
When did Liberia, Sierra Leone and Cote d'Ivoire emerge from their crises
And Congo DR?
have you ever considered that in Mexico, a country with over 80% christians, criminals are running police/govt out of town?
And yes in Nigeria, when Johnathan sent soldiers to break your subsidy protest in 2012, what did you do?
You guys ran away! What would have happened if you have been unNigerian and stood your ground?
What religion would you have mentioned?
Log, mole!
na badbelle dey wori dem jor
Foreign AffairsRe: 42 Killed And 322 Injured In Egypt by killuminati(m): 9:31pm On Jul 08, 2013
Policewoman: Allah Akbar.
who be dis mumu?
HealthRe: Reasons Why You Wake-up Feeling Tired After A Full Night's Rest by killuminati(m): 9:21pm On Jul 08, 2013
SLIDE waxie: says who? U will sleep sound and nice!!! Especially if u can flush it down with correct cold palm wine. There are well preserved bottled ones now!

Infact, if u eat some nice hot mosels with fresh vegetables garnished with bush meat/smoked fish and flushed down with correct pammy, if u die in ur sleep, u go make heaven!

Go figure!
lwkmd....straight?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by killuminati(m): 8:55pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: His son is opening the new house today, so we want to follow them rejoice.
*I beg carry yasef comot for road make I see road pass.
*see as you carry head like coconut head
*how you take know?
*guy I no send you message
*i beg I don taya to dey type type anyhow
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by killuminati(m): 8:30pm On Jul 08, 2013
*imagine make pesin dey hungry come go buy food make hin no come fit chop di food again
*na wa o
*I wan chop food
*water dey hungry me
*to fu ck dey hungry
Ques: abeg na wetin dey for iya basira toto
Ans: na so so bush full am brekete
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by killuminati(m): 7:57pm On Jul 08, 2013
GooseBaba: Hahahaha.... The guy worri...
lol... e show well well, di guy don manya come dey speak panyaun.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by killuminati(m): 6:50pm On Jul 08, 2013
A A Adam: 1.Pls i want 2 drop here driver 2.U dont kwn me talless of my father 3.Nepa bring light 4.Why u stayed 4 my door mouth 5.Is just now he comout 5.Do u know wam?
na only u know wetin u dey yarn guy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by killuminati(m): 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2013
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.
I dey hungry like say tomorrow no dey
Wetin dey worry you sef?
Abeg no disturb me oh
I get secondary school CERFITICATE
Abeg gi mi dat pangolo
Comot for road for ram
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Has Sleepless Nights Over Unemployment In Nigeria by killuminati(m): 4:16pm On Jul 08, 2013
Shebi insincere 9gerian talk say hin oga at di top don create 99999999999 thousand job for dem momma bush? So wetin okonji pussylela come dey talk again!?
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Has Sleepless Nights Over Unemployment In Nigeria by killuminati(m): 11:38am On Jul 08, 2013
Madam, we, Nigerian youths, wish you a lifeless day and night.... Evil b!tch!

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