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Ok we don hear, we don't even need fuel again we get urine powered gen etc

Hahahahahaha jokes of the week!

Na illuminati symbol be that na

jude33084: The guy you just attack is right to some level. How can we be given the church all we have? only for the pastors to use it to satisfy their selfish interest instead of helping the poor?

thnx bros!

Idowuogbo: Aaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh!!! It's Idowuogbo!

oh isht! Why I'm I gettin it wrong? Or is it typo?

I promise I no do miskate again

[quote author=*Kails*] [/quote]wetin?

Idowuogbo: Mr illuminata, it's Idowuogbo!! Gerrit? Alriceeeee.

Now bck to y I dey vex, it concern u? Dint think so! Alriceeeee.

oh ok, sorry! Idowuigbo

E concern me na, I hate to see you vexing *hugs*

aryzgreat: How come ibb built a mansion on earth, have u seen ibb mansion in minna? do u know how much abacha looted to swiz? dont tell me dangote is a christian. all these people are not true muslim abi?

guy, abi na girl u be sef na so u mumu reach?

Shey IBB na pastor? Abi Abacha na bishop? See your bighead? I no blame you, dem don wash ur brain with bar beach water so u no go fit reason weller. Abi na ur papa tithe Dangote collect start business.

Abeg park!

O gal/boy see hypocritism! We muslim no send all these worldly stuff wey xtians dey die for! It's just as simple as dat, we don't preach about worldy tins like dem pastors do, that's una dey fall maga dey pay dem tithe while dey steady soak GARRI all day for house. We go soon send all those pastors go prison

Idowuogbo: Feck off

idowuobo wetin happen na

Why you dey vex?

You said you're p*mp but you in love with stripper, you're just a lil b*tch wanna be a thug niQQa

Ina kwanan ku? Kun tashi lafiya?

Allah ya bamu alkairi lol!

tpapi: I wil mis gej by d time he finishes his 2nd term in 2019

I don't get you, you mean will die before 2015?

Sai Buhari

tymund: Nice one guys...... Hausa the language of love.

Mutanena sai da safe....

yanmata sai da sa'fe = ladies good night

berem: WTF! Wayo Allah na! Duri na is on fire! Kai! Zan mutu today. Don Allah ye ankuri ka ji kwo?

lmao

Akwai dadi ko?

berem: kai! Ka yi lalache! You don spoil! Menene katon duri?

ok jokes apart, let's be serious

berem: I am in love!!
What is "I wanna kiss you so hard" in hausa?

ina so in chi duri ki da karfi harki karye

Zan chi ki a bandaki, in chi ki a kichen, in chi ki a toilet (gidan kashi)

opeoluwa2: I ll like to use my "electorate" power to unsit killuminati

I go just ELIMINATE your toto

Naijacitizen: hahahahaha! To ai ga danielchioboy sai ku kebe.lolz

danielchioboy?

Haba mallam! Ni ban dan daudu ba ne aiii, kawoi ku bani berem ko freecocoa kokuma ishilove. Akwoi mata masu katon duri a nairaland fa, kaai!

#buranayatashi

Kaii na sha wiwi sosai yanzu ina son yarinya kyakyawa mai laushin nono.

Wanan pin number din nawa ne 283245D7, don allah kuyi add dinna yanzu

No time-ba lokachi!

All una be EgbE

[quote author=noob-saibot]I WANNA HAVE FUN[/quote]nice ones, especially the NDA one.

#youtry

I suppose fit win this competition but my system no tight

Damn, see awoof rabba,

muktar mtt: I feel u dude dey hypocrites now dey tune oppst side phcl never b ur frnd nd dat does prevent u 4 dem 2 cut ur conection nd send u a bil without metter, dis power waiting have 2 b put on line hwmany house dis ppl burn on d result of bring over curent 2 our houses, hwmany shope dey burn dis phcl has many lost of millions of naira 2 many ppl but dey never con4set any body dis PHCL have pay big price 4 cosin many lost 2 our country men

hahahahahahahahahahaha

ikeyman00: @@@@

pdp this and that

but u hardly see them going after islam religion of peace

all we ve seen is churches and people getting blown off

not even one mosque

not one

then these b astard will come here to tell us oh they ve killed more northers and these killers are from pdp

very provoking this is!

then i say fck all

and if u are down with dem fck u too

and if oga joe wana give boko fools our oil money fck him and his family

brainless chimps!

I also need dat gadem money

Long leave the professor...

ikeyman00: ^^^ it laughable to say the least the extend these hausa vampires and wizard with their brothers in the north could go to pass the bulk

these bastard have been killing even before the coming of whitemen

as for islam representung peace i can only ask u where in the world do u live

monkey!

common don't be a gorilla?

franchizy: I ve always said dis both during a media interview dat Boko Haram is PDP and the IGBOs in the North are 90% of the Boko Haram sect, becos Islam is a religion of peace and No Muslim wil ever b part of Boko Haram. Boko Haram are all christians

bitter truth *oya*

Omo all this story na lie joor! Who dem wan fool? which transparency be that? NOI wan claim say she be good pesin, abi? Thunder fire all of una... Oles

By the way, e be like say na me be 2nd to comment... Just incase dis isht hits the front page?

Sucking ussyp but trna stop it thou!