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siddiq202: I will have to choose one person out of tbaba1234, maclatunji, sweetnecta and jarus

well, It will be...........tbaba1234 because of his contributions in the 'Islam for Muslims' section.

tbaba rocks! Suraj head is there too.

mollytinrox: I was there.
I saw people hawking condoms
I heard people mixing up the wordings of the most popular songs.
The entire vuvuzela in SA mysteriously appeared there. I almost went deaf
I smelt outrageous farts and body odors
.
I had a swell time
I was given a boost in my spirit
I danced and wiggled my butt
I give God the glory.












Sent from my iphone 5 whilst eating prawns in cayenne sauce and drinking my Fruity juice.

did you also smell w**d? As in eegbo!? Cos bois just dey blow dey go u go tink say na marley dey perform LOL!

I was there with my friends, we just dey dey pop alomo omo it wasn't a small tin oo . I got home 6:15am drunk as fu*ck. The place bubble die! I even forget say na church tins I don high sotey me dey party dey go...LOL!

Abdullharam you sef na BIG thief

GOD PUNISH U SIR, SHEGE KATON BANZA!!!!

Nashoji: Oboy! See as only me d laugh for inside room. People wey dey out side d wonder wetin happen to dis boy.

na madness na simple

Na lie jorrrRrrrrrRrr! @OP, why you dey lie na?

Oya show me the robber wey dem bite

Fall in wetin? I be D Banj?

Damnwhat! A car-driving dog

My 2013 Budget!

Shollypopz: ********************************

My Politics viewers:
Before y'all leave. I'll like to announce that Miss Nairaland Dec. 2012 is taking place by 10pm today in the Romance section!(Nigerian time)

Vote for [size=16pt]abiL and ItsModella.[/size] There will be a brief introduction and pictures of these two candidates on the thread.
Do you want to hear their platform?? contact me @ campaignmanager.com.

MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT, VOTE abiL or ItsModella!!! Thanks for your support!

Please don't quote this comment, u can address my ID-Shollypopz

where is pictures of the model? Or how do you expect us to vote for some invisible figures?

Reduction in the prize of skunk in my mind. Yet here I am wasting data on a baboon's picture. Oh well thank God say na free I dey browse sha, I swear for dis OP and the FP syndrome mods

sambussie: Yet, some i*diots are saying:- ""Nigeria Will Be Amongst The First Industrialised Countries By 2020"" Una mama.

LMAO Dem papa sef!!!

fankasibe: My mum said i killed my twin brother in her womb by wrapping a rope around his neck.

how your ma take know?

confusion247: So IBB and ABACHA even farouk lawal are all idols worthy of emulation? Retarded minds.

Ode! IBB, Abacha and Farouk, does those names up there sounds like SLS?

Abi you nor wise?

Wake up jorrrrrr!!!!!!!

PS: your username tells alot about your confused life!

news9ja: Sanusi has shown over time that even a voodoo economist can earn more respect than he has

is it not the same guys like you that praised him wen he first came? What happened now? Hypocrisy?

Besides, do we really need all the presidential aides and all these other irrelevant people choppin our money for notin?

4rd to comment

Abeg free sanusi jorrrrrrr

olaezebala: who let this dog out?

woow woow woow

RIP to her, may she be granted aljanat firdous.

And to my president (even though they denied you ur mandate through riggings and stuffs), Gen Buhari, you will live long to lead this nation out of the woods.

God Bless You Sir, ameen!

centje: even tho' this is foolishness,i will teach you how to reach the peak of it...
When you see a virgin thread,just post anything and get a space. If eventually you're the first to comment,you can then modify it later (with modify button) to add your legendary first to comment.

You see how wise i made you to be foolish. Thank me,dear

my belle don bust

[quote author=Red-Light]pwetyshawty! I like ur bo0obs
@topic good 4 their fanz... For me i would
rather go and watch sunny ade or kenny G
that day[/quote]

centje: men!! That's beauty!

@shawty,...you too fine o!

ashawo meji

This christians folks are so annoyingly dumb and funny men! I can't just laff...

Una religion wey be say na arrangee religion whitee don maga una finish, from una papa to una mama dem, dem don bobo una mumu brain. Although majority of una know the truth sha it's so obvious but na ego and shame dey worry una, plus jealousy join.

Chaiii! I dey pity for my christians friends oooo, on judgement na so I go dey look as dem whip they as*es enter hell fire but, na wetin I fit do?

Omo na to just dey my mansion in paradise dey pop my heavenly champaya and alazay plus puffin my 1st grade weed while watching as my shawties dey dance azonto and etigi for me

Maybe later I go just holla Jesus make e come chill with me sef!

Christianity na BIG deception, satan religion, illuminati, freemason, devil's church, gay church, ritual church.

Abeg make una use una sense ooooooooo - that na my 2kobo for y'all

Peace

Everybody is a star, the only difference is how bright can you shine.

Ain't nobody here that shine like me Y'all niccas is not like me! You don't even have to hype me, I stay hyped all the time when I type on the line. If you recite what I write you'll see the light but please try not to bite. Aight!

[quote author=Yours GEJ,]Na her mama dress am like this?! Wahala dey o.[/quote]me don begin dey wonder which kind ma'le go dress her pikin like ashawo. Na wa ooo!

Na by force to become a star?

merengue: Ejine, for brilliantly showing the difference between a well fed opeke and a Britico wanna-be mgbeke, I owe you a crate of your favourite brew.

1 crate of Alomo sweeter?

Die motherfucka, die motherfucka. Motherfucka die!

Who gives af*uck if you motherfucking die

Who be Hades, who be minions?

Who be redmosquito, and who be x boy?

You guy should watch out for my song it's coming out soon straight out a ghetto. My science for pain and sorrows, the societal condition and more. It's what I call good music, not all that crayshit wey all these mumu artists dey sing.

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konfessor: u must be joking...the arabs introduced you to islam and they know it better than you,so stop saying they are disgracing islam because its thier very own religion, you here are just borrowing it.whatever they do be it kill, maim, they are doing it the islamic way, so whatever u say or think is not recognised

oga ade, have u taken ur medicine today? Abi e don finish?? No go enter market ooo, cos if you enter we no go fit find you again o. Ehen!

Motherators, I am back!

Thanks for the long ban

E no easy oooo, I was locked for a while. I promise I NO go do am again. I don learn my lessons wellu wellu!

@topic
Wetin me go come do? Me wey be say I don dey hungry for like a month now?

Kslib: Woman dey get blockus again?? You suppose say "Abeg check your kpekus" not "blockus"...

guy na wah for you! Where you come from sef? You never jam be dat Ooo

Me I don see kpekus wey follow get blockus all come join

#AskGoogle

Eyaaaaah Berem sorry Ooooo I dey feel ur pain

Abeg check ur blockus wether e still dey kampe