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Yours GEJ,:
Na her mama dress am like this?! Wahala dey o.

me don begin dey wonder which kind ma'le go dress her pikin like ashawo. Na wa ooo!

Na by force to become a star?

merengue: Ejine, for brilliantly showing the difference between a well fed opeke and a Britico wanna-be mgbeke, I owe you a crate of your favourite brew.

1 crate of Alomo sweeter?

Die motherfucka, die motherfucka. Motherfucka die!

Who gives af*uck if you motherfucking die

Who be Hades, who be minions?

Who be redmosquito, and who be x boy?

You guy should watch out for my song it's coming out soon straight out a ghetto. My science for pain and sorrows, the societal condition and more. It's what I call good music, not all that crayshit wey all these mumu artists dey sing.

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konfessor: u must be joking...the arabs introduced you to islam and they know it better than you,so stop saying they are disgracing islam because its thier very own religion, you here are just borrowing it.whatever they do be it kill, maim, they are doing it the islamic way, so whatever u say or think is not recognised

oga ade, have u taken ur medicine today? Abi e don finish?? No go enter market ooo, cos if you enter we no go fit find you again o. Ehen!

Motherators, I am back!

Thanks for the long ban

E no easy oooo, I was locked for a while. I promise I NO go do am again. I don learn my lessons wellu wellu!

@topic
Wetin me go come do? Me wey be say I don dey hungry for like a month now?

Kslib: Woman dey get blockus again?? You suppose say "Abeg check your kpekus" not "blockus"...

guy na wah for you! Where you come from sef? You never jam be dat Ooo

Me I don see kpekus wey follow get blockus all come join

#AskGoogle

Eyaaaaah Berem sorry Ooooo I dey feel ur pain

Abeg check ur blockus wether e still dey kampe

Ok we don hear, we don't even need fuel again we get urine powered gen etc

Hahahahahaha jokes of the week!

Na illuminati symbol be that na

jude33084: The guy you just attack is right to some level. How can we be given the church all we have? only for the pastors to use it to satisfy their selfish interest instead of helping the poor?

thnx bros!

Idowuogbo: Aaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh!!! It's Idowuogbo!

oh isht! Why I'm I gettin it wrong? Or is it typo?

I promise I no do miskate again

*Kails*:

wetin?

Idowuogbo: Mr illuminata, it's Idowuogbo!! Gerrit? Alriceeeee.

Now bck to y I dey vex, it concern u? Dint think so! Alriceeeee.

oh ok, sorry! Idowuigbo

E concern me na, I hate to see you vexing *hugs*

aryzgreat: How come ibb built a mansion on earth, have u seen ibb mansion in minna? do u know how much abacha looted to swiz? dont tell me dangote is a christian. all these people are not true muslim abi?

guy, abi na girl u be sef na so u mumu reach?

Shey IBB na pastor? Abi Abacha na bishop? See your bighead? I no blame you, dem don wash ur brain with bar beach water so u no go fit reason weller. Abi na ur papa tithe Dangote collect start business.

Abeg park!

O gal/boy see hypocritism! We muslim no send all these worldly stuff wey xtians dey die for! It's just as simple as dat, we don't preach about worldy tins like dem pastors do, that's una dey fall maga dey pay dem tithe while dey steady soak GARRI all day for house. We go soon send all those pastors go prison

Idowuogbo: Feck off

idowuobo wetin happen na

Why you dey vex?

You said you're p*mp but you in love with stripper, you're just a lil b*tch wanna be a thug niQQa

Ina kwanan ku? Kun tashi lafiya?

Allah ya bamu alkairi lol!

tpapi: I wil mis gej by d time he finishes his 2nd term in 2019

I don't get you, you mean will die before 2015?

Sai Buhari

tymund: Nice one guys...... Hausa the language of love.

Mutanena sai da safe....

yanmata sai da sa'fe = ladies good night

berem: WTF! Wayo Allah na! Duri na is on fire! Kai! Zan mutu today. Don Allah ye ankuri ka ji kwo?

lmao

Akwai dadi ko?

berem: kai! Ka yi lalache! You don spoil! Menene katon duri?

ok jokes apart, let's be serious

berem: I am in love!!
What is "I wanna kiss you so hard" in hausa?

ina so in chi duri ki da karfi harki karye

Zan chi ki a bandaki, in chi ki a kichen, in chi ki a toilet (gidan kashi)

opeoluwa2: I ll like to use my "electorate" power to unsit killuminati

I go just ELIMINATE your toto

Naijacitizen: hahahahaha! To ai ga danielchioboy sai ku kebe.lolz

danielchioboy?

Haba mallam! Ni ban dan daudu ba ne aiii, kawoi ku bani berem ko freecocoa kokuma ishilove. Akwoi mata masu katon duri a nairaland fa, kaai!

#buranayatashi

Kaii na sha wiwi sosai yanzu ina son yarinya kyakyawa mai laushin nono.

Wanan pin number din nawa ne 283245D7, don allah kuyi add dinna yanzu

No time-ba lokachi!

All una be EgbE

noob-saibot:
I WANNA HAVE FUN

nice ones, especially the NDA one.

#youtry