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Er body wana fly in a private bird nowadays they even went as far as taken goin in there just to pose and take pics. LOL

E too sure say dis na only picture she go take there. We don see u thank you!

And very soon dis isht to hit the frontpage, yamean!?

Make I claim my second position before anything... *2nd*

waice6571: But they atempted hoisting the flag of Fed Rep of BH some few days ago now. why are they now seeking negotiation. oh! like thier sponsors are backing out.
this sect will die a natural death.

natural death, as in how na?

You mean without any form of stress? Make dem just dey die naturally? Abi?! Oboy u be... No worry make we bone but, no yarn dat kind tin again, ok?!

Good boy!

Boko Haram should bomb this cowboy and let him rest in eternal pieces

vislabraye: I wonder the way people argue over here. Igbho is a hard drug.
Would you allow anyone access to prescription drugs because they think its good? Look what happened to Majek Fashek.
The fact that tobacco smoking and alcohol is dangerous, does it make Igbho good? Its a pity that these words are coming from Seun Kuti. Would you be happy if your 18 or 17 year old nephew or son starts smoking weed?
If weed is so good, is it ok to smoke weed the way you drink water? Pls be wise.

guy you don't know anytin bout weed so just shutdafucup!

And how is it a pity that these words are coming out from Seun Kuti? Oh ok, na Seun Osewa for talk am abi? See where you fall my hand, you betta start smoking so you can have a good sense of reasoning dude.

#TheWorldIsYours

I smoke dat goodshit!

Liars, liars, hands on fire, I won't stop smoking till I retire...

Abeg make una frre D'banj, the homeboy don waka.

onlineadejoh: Go hug transformer! Bad belle.

Dis na naija transformer, make you hug transformer for Ghana if dem born u well

miqos02: that means he has been romancing with them before now

nice reasoning, that means they have been holding series of meeting before.... Chaiii! Fowl nyansh don open

*in tupac's voice* f[U]ck you mr president, yaknwhtimsayin! I mean, f[U]ck all y'all, f[U]ck em!

I trust nobody!

megxo: kporokotom kpom kpom!!!!!!!!!kpa kolo kpa, kpa kolo kpa!!! komm komm

meaning?

50calibre: If to say after you and your fellow Igbo smokers smoke finish una go dey one place e for good. But una go carry am the constitute nuisance.

Well if you like smoke 10 wraps no be my business but if you carry ya red eye and black teeth near my SUV, na for inside panti them go throw you make you meet you fellow NFAs

guy comot make see better people abeg.... Ur brain is too low!

Okija_juju: [b]Mr 50Callibre..

You sound like a child.. Your arguements are juvenile at best. I mean, you associated traditional African Religion with killing and primitive lifestyle of walking naked, living in mud houses and huts. Then we fast forward to the issue of Marijuana. And I read through your posts which reeks for sheer ignorance. What do you know about Cannabis Sativa?! How did it come about being banned?! Did you know that at one point, the United States were the largest importers of Canabis Sativa?!

I will be more than glad to take you on.. However, I would suggest you go and read up on the history of Canabis Sativa, How it became a banned substance, How despite Alcohol and Tobacco killing more people every year than car accidents, industrial accidents and even plane crashes they are yet to be banned, How Alcohol which was banned almost at the same time as Canabis is today legal in almost all the countries of the world and yet Canabis isnt..


Education is power son.. Grab yourself a book, its obvious you have no clue on this subject and that of African religion as well.

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@Okijia, abeg shey u be teacher/lecturer? See as you dey educate some fools for free here

Nice job sha, abeg which kind books u dey read sef?

Okija_juju: Bad man. Pass me the blow torch let me light this big head.. Forget about all these babylonians that think they know everything..

ah! Okijia I no know say you dey blaaw mehn... Correct guy, ur head strong joor! *hugs*

Lord Babs: guy, sorry, i'm alergic to puerile questions. And for the record, I'm a bonafide smoker. Care to join?

Hey guy, don't even go there! If you give this one smoke soon e go start to dey find wetin no lost

Abeg pass me the joint.

50calibre: First it's either you do smoke marijuana yourself hence your defence or you are (well let me not call you names, I don't smoke)

I have a few questions for you

1 - do you know what a catalyst means?

2 - do you know what happens when petrol is poured in a fire?

3 - do you know the effects of marijuana on the human brain, lungs and psychology?

4 - that smoke that is produces, are you aware of the kind of gas it is?

Time allowed : 6 hours

oga abeg carry ur chemistry comot for here joor!
Na pesin say make ur brain no fit carry the weight... See this low-brain boy Oo
Who gives a fucckk if you don't smoke? Abi pesin force am enter ur mouth? If dem legalise no mean say everybody must smoke fa... It is only for the wise and intellectual mind, ok!? So guy, park well with ur half-baked chemistry Abi you chop shyt? Abeg make way make I quay! *inhales and exhales*

I hate dis biotch!

Legalised or NOT, I'm still blazing like hell, chimney, and exhaust pipe
Infact, e dey grow for my backyard

Shebi mr retardeen sef dey smoke, so what now?!

Abeg na who dey home?

Mr president is a stupid idi-ot

Why before fuccking christmas?!
What's so special about it? So if christmess never reach u no go do am? What a dunce!
You and ur advisers are nutin but bunch of mumus.

manpo2k: A few while ago, the news spread like wildfire that the Deputy Governor of Akwa Ibom State, mr. Nsima Ekere has resigned! Here is a copy of his resignation letter. Read more on www.wetinhappen.com NOW!

first-as$-nigga to comment
This deputy go done hold somtin forget! Next we go here say he don travel.

Hmmm, he resigned? Wow nice one sir...
But hope say the 'personal grounds' no be wuruwuru move sha cos I suspect foul play wit dis fat-face.

LMAO @wizkid
This guy is too disrespectful sha! First u misyarn on D'banj now na Genie.. Na Wa Oo!!! Anyhow sha, all of una na dundee so no shakings...

*continues smoking skunk*
*cough*
*sips ominikura*

donwilz: So, na Rihanna or N. Minaj dey make inspirational music abi? your fada nyash!

your papa toto!
Na who mention rihana or minaj here? You can go and kiss all they asse$ for all care. Ode! Wetin u even knw bout music sef?

Zombie

Abeg no aluumination Oooo! Ehen, I don talk my own.

Which position I carry sef?

Chai! Naija sabi fall for anything sha!!! See how dem make dis wack-mumu-music-makers dey feel like some superstars wen there lyrics are not even up to a par.

I tire for wetin naija dey call music. If dis madness is wat u call music then f'U'ck IT. No inspirational or any motivational messages dem fools just pay while these dudes dey collect sara raba... Well mumu tin fit sell for naija I tell ya

Biitch a$$ niggaz!

The situation in my area is gettin scarier, even muskeeto sef wan give pesin malaria.

Throughout today, we have been on gen at work here and I surely know it's likewise at home!

Mr president, wuts up!!!
you don make mouth too much sir, dis ur air no fresh at all Ooo... Infact, e dey hot, and as e dey hot, na so e dey pain me Oooo...

Where dem 99 laptops crew, abeg mek una come clear the air Oooooooo

Guys the bottom line is: make your money, get the power and you'll get the kitten for free sef

Aight..

THREAD CLOSED!

Direct and indirect jobs? God punish that Yoruba woman wey yarn dat isht All mtn workers are on indirect employment status, dat na BIG-FAT lie!

Even ordinary cleaner for MTN office na under contract. How are they paying? 15k/month as at that time (2005-2007) maybe up till now sef...

Just apologise for your incoveniencies period, all that stories na long tin

NO ENDS, NO SKINS!

If you don't got ends, you'll be hittin no skins
If you don't got money, you won't scoop a honey
If you don't got cash, you won't be gettin no a$$
If you're not stackin loot, you won't be knockin no boots

Likewise, if you're broke you get a wack sl^t but if got doe you'll get a cutie wit a fat but..

Naija babes only want ur bread, I advice you to put ur wallet in ur hat and hold ur head

Naija babes go say: I am blessing, 28, I am looking for a man that can love me and take of my financial problems, pay my school fees, take me out for a shopping spree, etc...

No be for naija Oooo, d answer is a no no!