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Idowuogbo: Dear poster

As per d calculations wey u dey find, i can help.

For baby boi,yansh her wen u hear d cry of a baby Elephant.

If u wan twins,drink kerosene and yansh am around 12am.

Goodluck!

Dear OP welcome to O Y O state. . .
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[b]O[/b]n [b]Y[/b]our [b]O[/b]wn. . .

slimyem: op,do not listen to all saying you should get her pregnant.
that might just worsen everything.
a while ago,i had an aunt whose father warned her against marring a certain dude just cuz he was from another tribe.she got pregnant for him on purpose (for her mind she don sharp pass her papa).this further infuriated the father that he threatened to destroy the pregnancy himself.all elders of both families begged and begged but he insisted and she had to get rid of it eventually.
all i'm saying is..getting her preggies is not a sensible option.
like killz said,its left to her to prove to her family how much of a real man you are and how much she desires to spend the rest of her life with you.
if this doesnt work,pls forget it and move on .the land is green!

Agybabe: @poster keep the marriage bed undefiled. If she truly loves you, she will talk to her dad and he may see reasons if the bishop realise that Christ has breached the gap between religion and tribe. Dont rush it.
If a bird and a fish get married, where will they live? Think twice. He who laugh last, laughs best. Besides @poster are you a true christian?

. . .And the salvation army has arrived. . . Halleluyah somebody. . .

deandavid: Killer i feel u sha, d truth is she intend going 2 ur parents by april 4 a wedin, nd also 2 try to pesuade her old man, my fear is wat if the papa no cme gree nko? Dis gal na everyman's drm o, i swear. Killer so wat do u say?

Let her go and come first, then you can join heads and talk. . . Forget, if to say na Muslim vs Christian yarns, i for say NO HOPE! But this na just ethnic, hope dey. . . You too imagine na. Make she dey try tell her popsy say you be confirm person, you come give am belle. . . Na wa o. When you like someone and dat someone like you, open your sense and do things right. . . Corner corner love no dey always work out well. . . That value you attach to her will be lost before you can say Jack!
If you really love her, DON'T "bellywise" her!

Idowuogbo: Sharrraaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!!!!1

Poster dis guy has 7 different baby modas ooo.

Luna!

No lie, as your papa like you reach, i fit give you belle before i tell am say i wan marry you?
Which kain razzified mentality be that one na?

deandavid: nairalandrs dy raise my moral. Moral! HIGH!!! Tanx if a fellow lady can suggest dis, den i no get problem na.tanx pple. Swinging 2 action.

I pity your life. . .

Na when yoruba man go cut your kini, roast am give you chop, you go know how far. . .

If she's not willing to convince them about how nice you are, and how she cant live without you, and how she loves you, why the fcck are you bothering yourself? Of all the Inter tribal marriages i've seen and heard of, especially where the girl's parents were adamant, she usually persuades them into acceptance. If your girlfriend doesn't consider persuading her parents over you, you mean NOTHING to her. . . Give am belle kor, collect im belle ni. . . Do you think impregnating her is a ticket to marriage? Do you believe in honor at all? What if the plan backfires? How many people encouraging you to impregnate her will do so in your position?

Better maintain your dignity and self respect. . . Nothing beats doing things the right way. . . i don talk finish!

lefulefu: no go kill urself with jealousy u dis broke agbaya .no be my fault say u no get money

Jealous? Wetin concern Okada with AC? Jus dey jonz first. . .

lefulefu: all she need to say na i do

The day she go say "I do" na the day we go get NL3. . .

Idowuogbo: Lamidi cynthia go rape ur pocket walaiiii

U no even pity urself, guy u no dem neva increase minimum wage for wia u dey .

U beta stick to d oyinbo gal dat sends u recharge.

Thank you mama. . . Tell that oyibo arse kisser to back off from person wey don chop bullet for me. . .

lefulefu: Sexkillz WAKA shege!
i tell u to come murder my thread with grammer?
kilode?

sigba: [size=17pt]I hope it's just a test run, let it end today pls.[/size]

***Falls from OKADA and bounces off the 3rd Mainland bridge laughing***

md4real: to know someone, you just have to start from some where. whats the big deal in talking to her? the stupid aspect is just professing love for her instantly

penelope9: Hi nairalanders, i have a friend who is married but she can,t really say how is even got herself involve with her husband which she said have no VISIONS and PLANS for the FUTURE,her marriage is just 2years old she said ever since she married her husband he has being running his own business and the business is less successfull because of his bad habits,and when she confront him about how bad he is running the business,he would tell her HE WAS BORN THAT WAY and now the business has finally crumbled during the period the husband was running the business with borrowed money she doesn,t even know the financial stand of the man and the business for when he wanted to marry her the LIEING HUSBAND painted himself as a millionaire who have what it takes to run a successful business aside all this the man is very lazy in the sense that he hardly read his books and make plan for himself,he have no good sense of judgement and at this moment he stays at home from FROM MORNING TILL DAWN,GIVING THE WIFE COMMAND AT ALL TIMES AS HE HARDLY DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF EVEN TO CLEAN HIS SHOE HE CANNOT.Aside all this that she is tolerating,he TELLS LIES LIKE THE DEVIL HIMSELF,when he spoil or misplace things in the house he will put the blame on HER CHILDREN.My friend is considering living him for good and have nothing to loose.What is your opinions nairaland should she leave or stay.

jenny2007: @omega25red, sorry but I don't believe that if your spouse does not call you on valentine's day then it means that he's not into you. She called the guy and he was busy as usual and my friend said she knew this quite well. He apologised to her for not calling her before she called him but still my girl let her anger take control of her dues to past excuses of being busy and then she gave him the big ultimatum 'change or we break up'. I just seem to think that there is a lack of communication btwn them. By the way, I have heard it so many times that ultimatums are a no-no in relationships except you seriously want to end it for sure.

All that is in the past now. They've broken up for a month now without communication. If he cared a bit about her, he'd have called her and sorted their communication issues. He doesn't want her. . . Simples! And i can bet my laptop charger that he wanted out of the relationship, but did not have the effrontery to confront her about it. So, her calling him and ending it was a welcome development. If she calls him and he agrees to her terms, he'll only be doing so out of pity, and will be preparing to dump her arse in the nearest future! For real. . .

Look! She did not like parabolic trajectory the relationship was taking, she called his attention to it, and he did NOTHING about it. Will you personally want to be in a relationship where it looks like you are talking to the wind? It's her right to get angry. He's not just any random dude, but the one she takes special. Some people can die for Valentines day. She could be one of them. How come he never knew the kind of girl she is all these while? Why did he not call or even text her? Do you really believe that a man would be too busy to call or text a lady he claims to really love, on a day important to her as Valentine, and not have compunctions over it?

He doesn't care. She shouldn't make him a priority if she is just an option to him. . .

jenny2007: @omega25red, sorry but I don't believe that if your spouse does not call you on valentine's day then it means that he's not into you. She called the guy and he was busy as usual and my friend said she knew this quite well. He apologised to her for not calling her before she called him but still my girl let her anger take control of her dues to past excuses of being busy and then she gave him the big ultimatum 'change or we break up'. I just seem to think that there is a lack of communication btwn them. By the way, I have heard it so many times that ultimatums are a no-no in relationships except you seriously want to end it for sure.

All that is in the past now. They've broken up for a month now without communication. If he cared a bit about her, he'd have called her and sorted their communication issues. He doesn't want her. . . Simples! And i can bet my laptop charger that he wanted out of the relationship, but did not have the effrontery to confront her about it. So, her calling him and ending it was a welcome development. If she calls him and he agrees to her terms, he'll only be doing so out of pity, and will be preparing to dump her arse in the nearest future! For real. . .

Look! She did not like parabolic trajectory the relationship was taking, she called his attention to it, and he did NOTHING about it. Will you personally want to be in a relationship where it looks like you are talking to the wind? It's her right to get angry. He's not just any random dude, but the one she takes special. Some people can die for Valentines day. She could be one of them. How come he never knew the kind of girl she is all these while? Why did he not call or even text her? Do you really believe that a man would be too busy to call or text a lady he claims to really love, on a day important to her as Valentine, and not have compunctions over it?

He doesn't care. She shouldn't make him a priority if she is just an option to him. . .

dustydee: [size=19pt]He hasnt said anything because you guys don't matter. He's got ya'll hooked on NL.[/size]

dabrake: you dey mad

Na today?