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[color=#000030]**Yawns**

I'll wait and see what you'll will come up with in 2013![/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Pass the food! [/color]

La Parisienne:
I recommend erm. . . brb. **running for my dear life**  

[color=#000030]Running already? [/color]

[color=#000030]18 is legal! The girl can choose at that age. Where i have a problem is with the OP's mindset. [/color]

La Parisienne:
No haven't changed yet, still exihibitng your old traits. Maybe love will change you, like it did me

[color=#000030]Tell love i'm waiting. . . Maybe you can make recommendations!
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claremont:
Reference source: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/11-animals-that-mate-for-life/old-faithful.

[color=#000030]We know. Just let us enjoy the thread! [/color]

[color=#000030]Babasessy. . . nice thread! [/color]

La Parisienne:
Hehehehe. Just when I thought you've changed like me. LWKMD

[color=#000030]I've changed. You mean you also changed overnight like me? [/color]

[color=#000030]This is some serious statistical & conjectural bullshit. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]That Golden Gibbon looks like someone i know! [/color]

:p :p

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=866206.msg10155658#msg10155658 date=1328771684]
lol, honesty the situation where the guy persisted had me questioning the guy--I would have thought that the weirdness and randomness would have stopped the guy in his tracks but I guess I was wrong [/quote][color=#000030]Dont lie. . . You finally said "yes" to him! [/color]

[color=#000030]The Little Old Lady and the Bet

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of, money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$5,165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"

The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"

The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $525,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a st[i]u[/i]pid bet. You can never win that kind of bet! The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $525,000 that my balls are not square!"

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet.

"$525,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$525,000 is a lot of money,so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"

She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $5,100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand. [/color]

[color=#000030]^^I swearigawd! [/color]

First let me guess, u guys are from oou, ago iwoye. Secondly[b] i want you 2 be vigilant cos the devil has possesd her to ruin ur target so u ve 2 wake up from ur slumber and pray cos u guys are now intimate there is blood attached in the spiritual the more u see her the more ur heart goes for her[/b]. U have 2 rescue urself with prayers. The truth abt it all if u eventually ruin urself she will never marry u cos she will choose a better offer.

[color=#000030]This is diwkaciously risky  [/color]

sutoboy:
Am here baby!

sorry that am using suto post!

i luv u baby Don!

my heart hunt for ur name!


Don Don Don!

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***Clears throat*** Order![/color]

Cork, stop being crude jere. You better start saying your last prayer. . . you're going to meet your ancestors tonight.

Abeg Sexkillz borrow me that cutlass jere.

[color=#000030]Sorry am late. . . Better late than never though! [/color]

Goldieluks:
Okoro romeo the bend down select Lunatic of NL . Remember my promise I will crush your head into pieces and feed it to the pigs on ikeja streets. NL most intelligent illiterate. Bloody NOBODY coming online to insult strangers who can afford to feed you and your minging generation. Fuccking lame Basterd!

[color=#000030]Hah! Dracula is awake!!! How was your hibernation? I've missed your hyperventilation! [/color]

MarcAnthon:
She didn't mean to slight anyone Killz, just the guys, if even. As for her pictures? . . .

Cork, arrange urself for one corner jor

[color=#000030]I don hear o! Just doesnt sound fair on this thread[/color]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=863443.msg10154360#msg10154360 date=1328741369]La Parisienne (f)  <<<<<<<<  is a MAN!!    [/quote]

u are 90% more likely to b killed by ur spouse than by a total stranger

SOURCE ??

[color=#000030]LMAO!

You dey mind that ITK! Watch the poor defensive show of words she'll put up! You dey ask for source, but your own signature is screaming for a source. . . #Checkmate! [/color]

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Princek12:
I am not boasting. The facts speak for themselves. I have no reason to be mad, but people like you have to be put in check. You are a bloody fool who thinks he is wise, which makes it even worse.

Like I said, if you are mad, go and hug a transformer. If there is none available, hang yourself.

If my thread is wack, then you can go on to the next thread.[size=15pt] You don't have to concoct a lie or manufacture facts to prove your point. Bloody liar.[/size]

[color=#000030]You see why i call you fool? Now re read the emboldened words -your own words- slowly. Re read your first post on this thread about the similarities, then read the emboldened again. . . You see? You are a what? An egocentric FOOL! [/color]

[color=#000030]La pear, that was mean! What's that supposed to mean? Considering the fact that you have no pic up! [/color]

hardeyincah:
i guess if u leave her u cant get sum1 dat'll love u d way she does, Dis is my advice, sacrifice dis for love, Let her have d day and ur Academics av d night, What u are sacrificing here is ur sound sleep, wich u'll soon get ova wen u graduate, And let her know d rules that she cant spend d night, I guess u can build ur first class thru d night, She really loves u, [size=13pt]dont try and loose her cos u'll neva find her type again,[/size]

Try blogging. you got lots of energy and words in you both of which can earn you some extra income. dont waste it in e fights.

[color=#000030]I'll rather be "NL Romance Section's PROBLEMATIK Bad Mouth NO 1. . . [/color]

onila:
my threads go platinum

[color=#000030]Oloshi! [/color]

Princek12:
You are a slowpoke. When did I recycle topics. [size=14pt]Every topic I post is thought provoking and I never recycle any topic.[/size] I am not trying to impress anyone. I post based on real life, which is why many of my threads make front page. Morons like you who are not ready to confront reality are the very reason I post my topics.

If you are that mad, go and hug a transformer.

[color=#000030]LMAO!

Mad at you? Nah. Slap yourself for thinking your feeble words irk me! You are the one mad here. You refuse to accept that your thread is whack, lacks footing and relevance, dumb! Comparing girlfriends with pr[i]o[/i]stitutes is the job of an obscurant individual!

Now he is boasting of frontpage! Slap your dimwitted self again! Who asked you? Who gives a fcck? You felt like fanning your st[i]u[/i]pid ego? You are a what? A FOOL! [/color]

Everything is bull poo to you. And all your ramblings that are replete obfuscated language that makes no sense. Or do you think you can impress us the way you impress your villagers with your incomprehensible sentences and phrases. Bloody illiterate wey think say reading dictionary na education.

[color=#000030]Shut up and agree that this thread is irrevocably DUMB! You keep recycling the same topics about pr[i]o[/i]stitutes/ girlfriends. Cant you impress yourself atleast? i.e Post something reasonable out of the blue. . . You keep baffling yourself with the same bullshit over and over. You slapped yourself yet?[/color]

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[color=#000030]My benefit is your benefit.[/color]