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Hey you sumptuous delectable lady! Sutoboy is madly in love with you? Could you please rescue him from his epic obfuscation, by readily accepting his humble proposal? Or do you have another young man in mind? [/color]

[color=#000030]NO! I work as an OKADA controller! [/color]

[color=#000030]I pity Nairalanders who only got a Boyfriend/Girlfriend for valentine purposes! [/color]

[color=#000030]Quote of the day!

Good girls are found in every corner of the Earth!

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Unfortunately Earth Is Round. . . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Upon serving the passengers their in-flight snacks, one attendant attempted with utmost professional delicacy to communicate with the least risk of embarrassment to the passenger that his pants were unzipped. "Sir, your garage door is open", she whispered.


Several times during the flight she attempted to inform him of his condition but her delicacy was lost on this dumb schmuck until of course he visited the bathroom and realized that he'd been exposed throughout the entire flight.

Realizing now what she had been trying to tell him, he became livid with humiliation. If she had just said his pants were unzipped in 'plain English' he'd have been spared the embarrassment of having been in flight almost 8 hours in that condition. "Garage door" eh!

Well, I two can play that game he said to himself. I'll show her Returning to his seat he waited for that quiet moment when he could be sure that most everyone around him could hear the exchange and called her over to his seat.

"Say, when you saw that garage door open earlier, did you by any chance see a l-o-n-g, brown, sleek Cadillac parked in there?" he said smirking . Without a moment's hesitation, however, the attendant replied,

"Well, no sir, I sure didn't, but I did see a little pink Volkswagen with flat tires!" [/color]

[color=#000030]Babe wey you get abi the one wey you dey find? Mtscheww [/color]

[color=#000030]Female Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense! [/color]

just passing! Thank Geez dis poo is in jokes section and not lomance so i assume its killz way of rehearshing for the valentine show he's been paid to perform.

[color=#000030]A 65 year old man came to me for a val date, and guess what? I gave him your number!
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Eyah:
lol, when a very fine guy comes into this thread, he is the one Abeg, don't match him with anyone or else you will become Dr. Deadz

[color=#000030]Haha! Smartie. . . Errm, the fine boys wey don dey peep since are broke! Do you want them? By the way Dr Killz is single and ready to Mingle. If you cheese him, you will neva eva be sick again! I swearigawd! [/color]

[color=#000030]3 st[i]u[/i]pid stages of life!

Teen age:
Have Time + Energy. . .but No Money

Working Age:
Have Money + Energy. . .but No Time

Old age:
Have Time + Money. . . but no Energy[/color]

[color=#000030]The Cute Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin, 

Here friend asked what happened?

Secretary: He asked are you free tonight??

I said ya. . . . .,  and that rascal gave me 50 pages to type! [/color]

[color=#000030]* Height of Diplomacy *

Forgetting your Girl friends Birthday and later telling her

How can I remember your B'Day Honey, When you never look a year Older? [/color]

[color=#000030]Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as

"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),
"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),
"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER),
"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).

Choice is yours! [/color]

olat4cash:
I think i've said earlier that cultural background matters in our believes.

[color=#000030]Wetin concern me with cultural background? O boy, you wan buy medicine? [/color]

smh

[color=#000030]***Face Palm***
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Doctors are meant to cure not to killz  

I don't search ooo, I'm here to stalk my babe

[color=#000030]Errm, i yam Dr Killz Jack of all trades! I kill the ailment and infirmity in your system.

Who's your babe. Make i put a hedge around am so that all the fine babes no go dey chook am eye. . . [/color]

If dem try am, I go machette them badly, even u too, u dare nt near her

[color=#000030]Chairman relax. If the okpeke choose me, who am i to eject her toastinology? But before you carry threat dey give me, abeg look the pisure below wella, and tell me wetin you see. I dey keep am under table maka intruders. . . [/color]

lol very funny, the name itself of the matchmaker cannot be trusted.

[color=#000030]Young lady what do you mean? Okaaaay! Na scope you use tell me say you dey search abi? No problem, Dr Killz will Kill your loneliness very soon. . .

Miss Eyah is up for grabs! [/color]

IZUKWU:
mr kills, can't you reply a post without exchanging insults, it is very unbecoming of you. It is not attractive at all.

[color=#000030]It's none of your damn what? It's NONE of your damned business! If the OP is a fool, i call him A FOOL! Let me handle my business, face yours and handle it squarely! [/color]

1stKlass:
^ [size=14pt]  We can discuss fees later I want to determine the extent of usage first, 

Does this look nice [/size]

[color=#000030]It does! [/color]

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NO! To prove your stupidity! [/color]

Oskilala:
@ Killz, pls have mercy on d guy na, he never know wats up,

[color=#000030]It's called baptism of fire. . . He'll soon start speaking in tongues. . .[/color]

You always live up to your reputation don't you,  It meant nothing because it doesn't automatically signify a comeback

[color=#000030]Yes, i live up to my reputation of being allergic to bullshit! Especially if it's your kind of bullshit that walks and talks! If it meant nothing, why the bloody hell did you sleep with her then? Except of course, you had Nairaland in mind when doing so, so that you can actually open a dumb thread like you have just done, blow your trumpet, and expect to be hailed as a "Wise" man! Sex is not something to be toyed with, especially so as it carries a deeper connection than the seeming pleasure it gives!
So imagine your ex, sending you messages and all, calling more often than she should and you are telling me that nothing in your medulla told you that she wanted to come back? And that since you dont want her back, you should have politely rejected her advances? NO! But you led her on to believe you wanted her to the extent of ha[i]v[/i]ing sex with her again, right? And then she rightfully asked you if all is now well between you guys and you said the sex means nothing, after you've had it? Bro, that's monumental foolishness if you dont know! You further degraded yourself. "Men" dont act in such manner, because they know there could be some complications, but "Boys" do!. . . Foolish boys!
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Drag am come! [/color]

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=864852.msg10140840#msg10140840 date=1328610823]
I still think you had an idea what her intentions were but chose to ignore it by acting as though you didn't. [/quote][color=#000030]Only a true robot will do that!

Now what exactly is the aim of this thread? To fan your st[i]u[/i]pid ego? Because you slept with a lady that called you enemy, and you took sleeping with her-and eventually telling her "the sex meant nothing"- as a form of revenge, you want to be hailed as a badt guy? Well guess what? You are a what? A FOOL! [/color]

[color=#000030]LMAO! I get what you mean now! So how much is it gonna cost me? [/color]

Hahahahaa. *run to hide*
*on a second thought* What is the life worth without La Parisienne? l lived for nothing but her. She is the begining and the last! A live is north worthing living until there is something/someone to die for. In this case, La Parisienne is it. I lay down my life for you.

This is love
That will bleed
To bring you mercy and set you free.

[color=#000030]La pear, say something. . . The cutlass is shivering o!. . . .[/color]

ucheike:
I don't have sisters, but you and your mumsie are LovePeddlers, you inherited that   

[color=#000030]Hey, fool! What gives thee the monumental audacity to banter with my e-mama? Did you smoke your mess this morning? [/color]

[color=#000030]Smh! Is this a man?[/color]