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IbroSaunks:
this thread has been derailed in the most woeful, appaling manner. adults

[color=#000030]I dont think so! [/color]

slap1:
Ife di n'ukwu, I ga ebulikwa? Ebute ukwu bunye gi, I ga ebulikwa?

[color=#000030]Mbanu!
Funnily, na that song i dey play!

o ga to na school! [/color]

25omega:
i guess it's my fault because i made the mistake to try to educate a cave dwelling troglodyte and his need to create a misogynistic post.

to that i say sorry

Princek12:
Now read what you wrote and see if it makes sense to you.

[color=#000030]Read what you posted slowly and tell me why you dont deserve to slap your self. The last time i read bullshit of that magnitude was NEVER![/color]

Dyt:
Hehheheheheheheh
sm ppl actually blv n live a lyf on nl
Anonymous so u wanted 2 read lyf history of oda members?
Buhahhahahahhahaha
y nt visit d diary section, i bet u ll read dere min activities

[color=#000030]Mind the idiotic goat. . . NOT! [/color]

[color=#000030]Another Nonsensical thread with pitiable unmitigated morose points. . . Bullshit![/color]

I swear you need a slap from one oyedepo. That fighting Winch in you needs to go!

[color=#000030]Can you be my own personal oyedepo? [/color]

thank u guyz for d advice, @killz, if i didnt like him i dont think i would go through all this hassle

[color=#000030]Did i say you did not like him? All i'm saying is that you refuse to be open to agreement with your own elder sister, who has a firsthand experience with the said boy. . . What makes you think you are better of with this boy? Learn the hard way sha! Pls dont forget to update Nairaland frequently! Smallie wey no dey hear word![/color]

adebayo201:
Shey i no go go 2go go pick 1 girl lyk dz,na al d handles dy break 4 ma hand even my x rokiatu!

[color=#000030]^^^Peele o! [/color]

[color=#000030]Party's over. Stop refreshing the page per minute! [/color]

omosexy1:
I thought you guys were all friends. I have once read a thread where you all were showing affection for one another. The comments I read here makes me wonder the age and maturity of you guys. Maybe you all fight to love another day.

[color=#000030]It's all part of the spice. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
It was moved! Click here! [/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=865492.msg10145201#msg10145201

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=239117.msg9036773#msg9036773 date=1314647519]Mine was in High-School (SS3). Who's wasn't?  

It was during our Founder's day. Founder's day was a really really really big deal in my school then. Big deal asin, Kings and governor(s) were present.  March Past was one of the main events of the day.

I was in front of my team's flag, (meaning, I had to call out the orders. "Left, Right, Left, Kick, stomp, front, back, Left, Right, Left" ).  

My team was about getting to the front of the judges, When my skirt suddenly popped (the zipper broke---the zipper is at the back of the skirt). My skirt was tight as 4uck, so yh, everything was showing.   Though our shirts were tucked in, mine wasn't long enough to cover anything.  I wanted to freeze. I had to keep shouting orders. It was super awkward. It was obvious there was something wrong with me, coz my voice started shaking and breaking. LMAO.

The rest of the story is just unarratable. I cried o. Chei. Till this day, I thank God I wasn't wearing a thong----buhahahah.  [/quote]

[color=#000030]Maybe i should just drop the name of the school to checkmate your fccking running mouth! Kings and Governors in finland indeed!. . . . Chewpid idi[i]o[/i]t![/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-239117.0.html#msg9036773

[color=#000030]It's a good idea if you are not sleeping with everyone you date![/color]

Swit up:
eh hen killz, where were we?!*

[color=#000030]My mail?[/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10152692#msg10152692 date=1328728043]Osun State? I hope you're ok. [/quote][color=#000030]Yes i'm ok! Your name is also Bola. And you schooled in a very popular school in Osun state! Dont bother denying it else thunder will fire you! [/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10152692#msg10152692 date=1328728043]I am not going to answer your kerosene backgrounded looking questions. [/quote][color=#000030]Then stop making kerosene backgrounded statements. You were once a kerosene backgrounded girl! Shut tha fcck up. . . Bit[i]c[/i]h![/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10152692#msg10152692 date=1328728043]F00lish boy. Look at his pepper seller backgrounded face. [/quote][color=#000030]Yeah! Old news i'm proud of it. I dont deny myself nor where i come from![/color]
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10152692#msg10152692 date=1328728043]Sexkillz, how much did you buy that kerosene backgrounded looking RayBan from the Mallam? [/quote][color=#000030]I bought it for 50 naira!

Stop thinking you are smarter than you actually are. Stop making a mockery of another's background especially when yours was no better. Bola omo iya ala amala! It pays to shut tha fcck up. Anorexic Arrow!

I'll answer you again when you make a more rational statement. Until then, enjoy your show of senselessness![/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10152536#msg10152536 date=1328726838][s]Awww. Tiny frame?   You're a c[i]un[/i]t for not saying I'm anorexic.  

Typical. You're either blowing breeze, or not making any sense.

I was right. This was an attempt to add a member to your atutu congregation. You have succeeded.

Let's not get this thread locked. Wait for your official arse-whopping.
[/s][/quote][color=#000030]4 lines of bullshit!
Did they choose their background?
What makes your background better than theirs? Considering the fact that you hailed from Osun State Nigeria. Keep evading simple questions! [/color]

chuksikem:
i wrote P.U.N.A.N.I, WTF is kitten??

anonymus11:
na who wake me up from my slumber.                na jeje I dey sleep wey chained sisters dey wail for help na him dey send me to came and destroy the atutu devil with horn. i don show

[color=#000030]Anonymous goat! If i ever reply you again on this thread, call me a bastard! Kindly crawl back to the crevice you crept out from and wait till i give a fcck about you! Thank you in advance! [/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10152450#msg10152450 date=1328725960][s]An attempt to add more members to your Atutupuyoyo congregation? Hehehehe Pathetic Nuissance from above!

Okoro, you're never in your right senses. Even when you're attempting to sound "right"/normal, it just doesn't come out right.

Who ever said they forced their Kerosenefied/akara sellerfied/Roasted Corn sellerfied background on themselves? Olodo. [/s]
[/quote][color=#000030]Bullshit! For someone with a tiny frame as yours, you really talk too much! Did they force their background on themselves? or like the finnish would say, did they choose their background? And what the fcck makes your background less "kerosenefied" than theirs? [/color]

yungryce:
4 ma VAL, annawhite

[color=#000030]ROTFLMAO!!![/color]

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[color=#000030]^^^
Just write her a lovely poem here, and i'll make sure she gets the link to see it! [/color]

[color=#000030] Very funny!

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Now will you drag your head outta your arse? [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Let him continue with her then![/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10151945#msg10151945 date=1328721954].  .  .  .one of the traits of Kerosene backgrounded girls.[/quote][color=#000030]ITK! Did they force their background on themselves? Nonsense! [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=865557.msg10152162#msg10152162 date=1328723320]There is only one thing I see in this. Should the OP break up with said girl, he is an Arsenal fan (a gonner). She will travel to ijebu specially for you and she will invoke a jazz that has not been seen before and that Is the end[/quote][color=#000030]Story Story! So he should continue with a fellow student because he doesnt have books to read? The girl in question should leave the school she is in, and start traveling to ijebu for nonsense? Was she forced? The jazz will not work! There's no basis for that![/color]

pendo89:
She very clearly said ' The worst you have ever done!!!!!!. she dint ask for corrections cz she knew it was wrong.Why else would she grade it her 'worst'??

[color=#000030]^^^
+1000[/color]

deniyor:
You think only robots are pressured in marriage or wrong patners? C'mon son!!!
Even considering a woman your mama chose is only the beginning of the influence she will attempt to wield over you. If you can say no to whoever she 'suggests', you might as well say no to it before it even starts.

[color=#000030]Attempting to wield an influence will only take effect if you allow such influences. BTW, i'm not advocating marrying outright any lady your mom suggests. Just bringing out the diplomatic side of it! Are you saying then that it is "every" man who follows his mom's suggestion that becomes a slave to her every whim? Some men are naturally cowards. They've been cowards all their lives, so what makes you think they'll act less wimpish when it comes to marriage? If your mom influences your decision as a married man, YOU allowed it! [/color]

Getting married has nothing to do with being man enough. It could be a life choice or it can be a case of not hving found what you are looking for.

[color=#000030]It has nothing with being man enough, but it has everything to do with being mature. . . especially emotional maturity! Not getting married because you disagreed with your mother's choice sounds wimpish to me. . . or am i missing something? If you havent found what you are looking for, and your mom suggests someone, you say no? Because you believe you are old enough, and she should not influence your decisions? What if the lady she suggested happens to be the best thing in your life since sliced bread? Are you ruling out the possibility?[/color]

A man who can not put his mother in her place has no right to get married. How will such man be a head of his home when his mom and wife have disagreement? or when they gang up against him in pressuring him into other family matters?

[color=#000030]Now, i'm waiting for you to also tell me that a lady whom you chose for yourself cannot team up with your mama! You have been obeying your mother diligently all your life, and then it gets to marriage and you choose to disobey? They are humans and are bound to disagree, i'm not ruling that out. If you are not matured enough to realize that disagreements as such can take place, then dont get married! So an emotionally immature man who puts his mom in her place should be allowed to/has the right to get married? BTW, no two situations are the same. Mothers dont act alike. Wives dont act alike. Maturity entails knowing the different angles fracas may decide to descend from, and being ready to tackle it![/color]

Sexkillz, your advice is too dangerous to be followed. And it makes more enemies outside your family than is necessary.

[color=#000030]Well, it's an advise, a suggestion. It's what i'll do. No one has to copy it. You should be mature enough to weigh different advices before finally making a choice! That's maturity! Dont do anything because i said so. Do it because you feel good about it, bearing in mind that you are responsible for your decisions and should be ready to shoulder the resulting eventuality![/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
You give up so easily? Start impressing her now![/color]

deniyor:
"What one is not going to eat, one should not even smell it"
It's best to stop the mum in her tracks and put her in her place as soon as possible. I disagree with sexkillz here -  Do Not Play Along.
When you play along, the next thing is she tries to force you into marrying the girl she has chosen. After marriage, she tries to control your marriage. It gets to a point, you do not even feel your life is yours anymore. You can be rest assured your mom will try choosing a lady she can control or have quite a bit of influence on.

Don't even consider falling in love with such girl or agreeing to it. It's a time bomb waiting to explode later in future.

This is the time to call the shots and hv a talk with your mom.  With as much respect as you can muster, Tell her you will choose your wife - whoever she turns out to be. If she interferes, you may not even get married and just keep living your life or you cut her from your future family. It won't mean you don't love her but you want your freedom and privacy. That should keep her at bay well enough for you to find a wife.

[color=#000030]Unless you are a robot, NO ONE forces you to do anything. If you marry the girl your mom chose, that's because you wanted to. You could have as well said no, but you said yes. Mums only make suggestions, it's left for you to choose! No forcing! BTW, the advise i gave was on how to be balanced! Stopping your mom in her tracks will start a war and your solution is[b] "If she interferes, you may not even get married and just keep living your life or you cut her from your future family."[/b]

You are man enough to stop your mom in her tracks, but you are not man enough to get married? Cut your mom from your future family, because she suggested a wife for you? I'm complicatedly obfuscated!

What if both parents are in support of finding you a wife? Cut them both off? [/color]