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If you must smoke, dont open a thread, if you must open a thread, dont smoke!
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[color=#000030]Tomba. I like your honesty. You clearly like this girl, but she's fast proving to become an obstacle to your academics which is and should be  the most important thing to you right now! I like guys who refuse to mix business with pleasure no matter how sweet the pleasure seems to be. That CGPA is not to be toyed with!
You've clearly stated your intentions to her and i expect her to reason like a student and know that she is in school for a purpose. End the relationship in anyway possible. You'll break her heart yes, but in this situation it's for the greater good. I'm seriously not absolving you of any wrong doing because i also expected you to have known better than get emotionally involved with a fellow student, when it was obviously conspicuous that you cannot cater to her needs. . . especially her emotional needs! The mistake has been done. If i was in your shoes, i'll take her somewhere very quiet, and honestly tell her - by way of advise- why the relationship has to end! Hammer on the fact that you are both students, and the "lust" you have for her has the innate probability to becloud your sense of reasoning and misguide your sense of direction and orientation which would invariably be catastrophic to your aim of being in school in the first place! End it. It's what i'd have done, given the circumstances! [/color]

[color=#000030]Simple matter! Never ever disrespect your mother. You dey hear me so? Look here. If she don arrange the girl, accept say you go assess am. Never you make her believe you will marry the girl. Then if true true you no like the girl, FIND a fault with her. Any fault will do. But it's on record that you "obeyed" your mother. When you don find fault, approach your mama with the fault and use reverse psychology on her. e.g. Tell your mama say you no want girl wey go disrespect am, as your mama wey she be. Once she knows you have her interest at heart, you've won her over! [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
sexkillz is dead! [/color]

La Parisienne:
Thanks bruv for watching my back.

bekay911:
Idowu come make i val you. Give u a special treat. Play d newest PS3 car race game, or we play ''hu sabi talk pass''. Its been long hope we re-unite dis val.

[color=#000030]***Yawns***
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Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm La mamsita who are are d e-bitches? I can b of help wen d war starts.

[color=#000030]Make that two. . . You know i have a phd in cutlassology! [/color]

[color=#000030]That cutlass is looking for a job. Dont employ it! [/color]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=863443.msg10145779#msg10145779 date=1328651794]Hang on makaton.    La Parisiennesasa   is  mine and I can sell her to any Nairalander I want.   [size=16pt]Flashadarin.  bro, she's yours!![/size] [/quote]

Mayflowa:
From La Parisienne

Ok. We are all joking. No one is serious. God! This place can really relieve you of stress. Anyway, the down side is that has also affected my work because of the hours invested but I enjoyed every bit of it. I do a PhD work here.

To set the record straight La Parisienne, I am not married o. I am as single as they come! I knew where you dug that up anyway. That was CC family thread. I was was joking with the wife stuff just to spice the thread! Now, CC wont take it likely. Anyway you are more important God! you went that far to do some dectective check on us!

Marc Anthony is a great guy. He has got good writing skills. undoubtably intelligent but He seem a player IMO and was so trying hard to impress you. lol. You seem to like music a lot. He was thoughtful there and kept it coming

But you were so unfair in the game. How could you just leave without letting me know. I would have allowed you anyway knowing you guys were friends on the forum before. Remember you came for me. Do you use and dump men in real life? You have always encouraged Marc right from the first and it was quick for you to hurl insults at my gifts! I became your sudden enemy.

I like you anyway. You are equally intelligent, smart and beautiful, I guess.  Big one to all the girls that got my back! Cuddler, Annawhite, dyt, Idowuogbo and the delectable sexkillz. I love guys. I extend my love to Marc Anthony. Make sure you dont break La Parisienne's heart. She will always be precious to me.  

[color=#000030]You be Man! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=865206.msg10145016#msg10145016 date=1328644848]What is magun?[/quote][color=#000030]Magun is errrm, you know, you see, if an intruder discovers Mr Chima's Map of Africa and tries to till the ground and cultivate, his tool gets stuck in the ground, and he's transfixed until he is apprehended my the original owner mr Chima! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=865206.msg10144895#msg10144895 date=1328643975]I am planning on kicking Oga Chima out the eve of Valentine Day. [/quote]

HQ:
Lolz. . .Talk about *HeartBroken - Sad - Lonely*

[color=#000030]My heart goes out to those broke arse guys, who their girlfriends will dump on val's day! [/color]

mamalola19:
Shut your filthy trap.
I am not surprised u would be here to make jest of me like u do
At least I am finer than you, that all the English in the world can't correct.
You are ugly inside out, shouldn't you be worried about selling more Ankara so as to feed that boney skeletal structure of yours.



This thread is to encourage imperfection and not insult for perfection.
Are you aware if I am just trying to encourage people or not.
You better go to a more romantic topic, I doubt you can get a guy to run after you here, this is a studious topic.
Perhaps u return to where u were pricing veggies so that you can attract local gym fitness trainers to toast.



All your advertisement never give you man.
Quit trying your are just fu cakable  and not marketable so let them keep deceicing the hustling LovePeddler.
Now get off this place to somewhere needy men are willing to fu ck.

cynthiafred67:
I pity for them too *smh*

[color=#000030]Hey there pretty lady. . . [/color]

pendo89:
Is FEB 14 a holiday there?? Seems like everybody will be on holiday that day? either sleeping,walking the streets or partying and Being Intimate the whole day.

[color=#000030]It's all about priorities pendo. . . Priorities[/color]

[color=#000030]***Yawns***

How exactly do i compartmentalize this bullshit? [/color]

La Parisienne:
Big fat lie. And how exactly did you know this?
Marc is a great guy, you can sense it all over him. He's polite, handsome, generous, articulate, has a good heart, intelligent, classy and sexy. He is everything a woman can ever ask for, we are a perfect match and we are so lucky to have each other.

Nothing will ever make me change my mind about Marc. [size=15pt]Haters, now beat it.[/size]

[color=#000030]I Will be sad and in tears for any Nairalander that will come, open a thread and complain as a result of valentine brouhaha.
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annawhite:
and you think im dumb? Na wa o
Just messing with u and you going all serious on me?

Well marc is a good man too [size=14pt]but its dis type that will count the number of maggi in the house before buying another [/size]

[color=#000030]This lady must be talking from experience. . . [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=863443.msg10143923#msg10143923 date=1328635650]Doing what?  Begging?   [/quote][color=#000030]Begging for what? [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=863443.msg10143824#msg10143824 date=1328634904] [/quote][color=#000030]What? Cant you see i'm busy? [/color]

annawhite:
*snaps finger*cuddler or peddler
if you dont want me to scatter this forum now. . .hook me up fast fast
Before i break bottle for hia!

[color=#000030]Hook you up for what? After advertising your twins every where on NL on how they have sucked your once delectable bosoms to a pair of slippers. . . [/color]

nwani oma:
oooooooo i really wanted ~Killz~ and his has been taken! May i request special privilege 2 or 3

[color=#000030]You can have the special privilege. . . Just talk to the cuddler![/color]

La Parisienne:
Mayflowa please give it up already! I'm sticking with mi Diamante, there's nothing you or anybody else can do about it. Look around, there are other girls. Just choose one.

The earlier you let go, the better for you. Trust me, [size=14pt]you don't want to be on my Papi's hitlist.[/size] Lol

[color=#000030]. . .Or my hitlist! This cutlass dey find work. . . [/color]

mustspin:
now tell me, where is the damn joke

[color=#000030]***Face Palm***

No wonder you dont have a girl friend [/color]