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[color=#000030]^^^
Wait first na. . . Make him pay for the flight first! Then we'll show am the different classifications of FOOL! [/color]

[color=#000030]They've become nice, and you've become pathetically discombobulated! What do you mean "try again sign?" You want to go back to any of them? Are you that st[i]u[/i]pid? I hope not![/color]

[color=#000030]My val timetable is to patiently wait for the clueless and foolish ones, to come to a romance platform and whine incessantly about a failed vals day. . . I'll happily roast their dumb arses. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Yes! It's advisable to marry a girl in school, as long as you dont bring "Motherhood" into the mix! [/color]

suogal:
Valentine is just 2days away and i am yet to have a potential valie.i ve attached my pix.if are interested;apply or send a mail to my box

[color=#000030]. . .And you felt you can open a thread, post your pics and the valies will start trooping in? You are a what? A FOOL! Not only are you Val-less, you are reckless, jobless, clueless and senseless. . . - 1000!

Epic classical FAIL![/color]

[color=#000030]This thread is as dumb as the person that invented Valentines Day. . . Smh! [/color]

[color=#000030]If you aint happy about it, you can as well tie a 9 inch block to your neck and do a back flip off the 3rd mainland bridge! [/color]

[color=#000030]I'm patiently waiting for the idi[i]o[/i]ts that'll come to this forum and open threads complaining pertaining to vals day. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]If the guy foots the bills, he is a what? A FOOL! [/color]

[color=#000030]First of all, he is a wimp! = +1000
Your family got her for you = +1000
You never knew her, and didnt bother to know her = -5000
You married her? Yes! = - 10,000
What is the problem with the marriage? She is stubborn! Is that all? Yes! = -5000
You sent her packing to cool her head? Yes! Twice? Yes! = -10,000
You cant even control your wife? Yes = -20,000
And you want her dowry to be returned to you? Yes! Slap yourself wimp! = -50,000
You are old enough to live with the consequences of your decision! Therefore, shying away from your responsibilities makes you a sorry loser. No one forced you to marry her. Your family only got her for you, you married her, live with her! Stubbornness is not a valid ground for divorce!
For your ignorance about divorce = - 100,000[/color]

Ijogz K:
You joined N/L last week, and you are already here embarrassing your family.

[color=#000030][b]D[/b]ies [b]O[/b]n [b]A[/b]rrival! [/color]

[color=#000030]Yay! It's snowing![/color]
https://i55.tinypic.com/1584f6.gif

xynerise:
^she is only seeking attention. Look at her pic and tell me if that nyash looks like a virgin nyash. . Besides virgins dont proclaim their virginity like this.

[color=#000030]I'm complicatedly and disproportionately discombobulated by that sight! She could be, as "Nairaland Virgins" proclaim it thus. . . I mean, look at Onila! Virgin Power! [/color]

[color=#000030]Bullshit Walking![/color]

[color=#000030]Hottie, you've not treated one question. You said "At This Age And Still A Virgin?" so. . . How old are you? [/color]

kokoye:
I remember back then in uni when females bought gifts and addressed it to themselves on vals day . . so as not to feel left out

[color=#000030]Damn! I didnt just read that![/color]

Flashaldrin:
So this is were the final e-fight for the night will be happening. Subscribing. . .  
mynd, grab some popcorns while coming!!!

[color=#000030]Pls can someone get this whippersnapper off my arse already? WTF do you mean e-fight? Subscribe till you fall asleep, and choke on your popcorn cos you aint getting none!. . . "Piss". [/color]

Am really confused now and I need help/usefull advice asap,
There's this very close friend of mine, one of my best friends around, we do visit each other, I go to his house,he comes to mine, but as time went on I noticed his mother was gettin too fond of me, she aproached me a couple of times asking me out, at first I was turnin her down but she started giving me money, am talking big money here, I couldn't resist, now we'v Were Intimate a couple of times, my main problem now is that I feel very guilty whenever I see my friend, am trying to stop this whole thing before my friend finds out but the mother is not making things easy for me, she claims she loves me, please how do I get out of this mess??

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-866302.0.html
[color=#000030]It's obvious this guy needs to see a shrink! I mean, this is some deep psychological issue surrounding him. Should my romance life be bothered with such balderdash? How does this story make me more romantic? Psychology section needed. . . Anyone?[/color]

Can You Marry A Rastaman/woman?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-865951.0.html

[color=#000030]Like hell, this thread is a waste of some nice space! WTF. No romance content AT ALL![/color]

kokoye:
^^^
I can tell . . .coolu temper.

This phone is affordable . . a perfect val gift for her 

[url]http://www.oohwee.net/2011/02/21/vertu-signature-cobra-%E2%80%93-310000/[/url]

[color=#000030]Bro, she doesnt celebrate valentine na. . . [/color]

This happened to me gan gan! Something happened while I stood in a BRT bus today, a slim, fair, beautiful lady of my height was right in my front. I later saw that she was swinging more than the bus moved her, especially when it's towards the back. She would sometimes take a brief look below my belt. At other times she would rub her hip on my, U know!, another time she would position the center of her bum on the thing. When I looked at her face, she was sweaty & closing her eyes gently as if in ecstasy.
I was surprised & didn't know what to do.

Do ladies take advantage of guys like this? If it's a guy who did it what could have happened. Has anyone experienced a similar thing before?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-865357.0.html

[color=#000030]Pls, can someone tell me how this thread contributed romantically to his/her life? [/color]

CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. And makes noise while at it!
EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . And the other two you already knew! HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers
everything, FOREVER.
FLASH DISK GIRLS These ones are used on too many machines and are responsible for spreading dangerous viruses
INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access. And they are slow too. And the fast ones are costly!
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She makes horrible thing look beautiful.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS Good to be seen. Otherwise she is good for nothing. But at least she is beautiful.
RAM GIRLS She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS’ GIRLS Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her.
GOOGLE GIRLS Know it alls. STAY AWAY FROM THESE ONES!
VIRUS GIRLS Also known as “wife”. When u are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don’t try 2 uninstall her you will lose everything…
So … what type are you or what type have you met?And guys,wht type u
wanna hook up with this valentine?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-866472.0.html

[color=#000030]What's Romantic about that post up there? It's another nonsense joke disguising as romantic! [/color]

[color=#000030]For example, what's soo romantic about this thread? It's obvious it's a big joke! [/color]

The much anticipated Valentine for this year has just been cancelled !!!! Here is a mathematical proof.

14-02-12 = 0

Prove me wrong ooo!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-866350.0.html