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RomanceRe: Today Makes 6 Years One Yahoo Boy Snatch My Girlfriend Because I No Get Car by Kimiso(m): 9:43am On Apr 26, 2022
Stephen2324:
Today makes 6 years one yahoo boy snatch my girlfriend because I no get car, Mumu me was crying like baby but today the boy don run mad & babe wan come back. Should I accept her back?
never accept her back,if she too dey enter your eye back bleep her once with protection and abandon her,move on with your life elsewhere if you have the money
RomanceRe: Today Makes 6 Years One Yahoo Boy Snatch My Girlfriend Because I No Get Car by Kimiso(m): 9:42am On Apr 26, 2022
4teenblaq:
Bleep the pussy with reckless abandon and dump her... That is her punishment for leaving you...

No let am escape ooo.
it's unfair
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do I Recover Erroneously Transfered Fund? by Kimiso(m): 9:40am On Apr 26, 2022
Arry110:
ok
if you have a family member working in a bank,he can retract the deposit for you with only that account number,even if na your enemy that works in a bank go and beg and narrate the situation to him/her just the account number mistakenly deposited to and your money is back
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do I Recover Erroneously Transfered Fund? by Kimiso(m): 9:37am On Apr 26, 2022
Arry110:
Good day
I took a loan of 250k on march from fairmoney to add to my business and to keep busy due to the strike
After the loan was approved I made a mistake putting my account number which I know off-heart (my phone screen had issues) instead of "22", "55" was registered and the funds was sent to anothe GTB account.
I was frantic 20mins after I got an email that the loan has been disbursed but I haven't received a credit alert and I email them immediately. After this I've made several trips to GTB where the wrong beneficiary has his account, a good Samaritan helped me check the account that week, he said the 250k was still there untouched but it appears that the account is dormant,he gave me phone number attached to the account but it's disconnected. I was told I can't do anything but liase with the loan company.
I've been calling this loan company always after this incident but they're still telling me that they haven't gotten any feedback and will let me know when they do, I missed my first installment and now they call everyday and even add lateness fee to the payment
There's no way I can afford to pay back 400k over 4 months for a money I don't have. This whole situation is draining me mentally

Before you asked why I made such mistake, I acknowledge it's my fault for not crosschecking my account number which I know it's my fault, but fairmoney didn't give a preview of the account name when I put in my account number (which all financial institutions do, to avoid a mistake like this) .
bro,go appease your village people
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Shares Photo Of Malnourished Lions At Jos Wildlife Park by Kimiso(m): 9:31am On Apr 26, 2022
Omicronvaccine:
A Nigerian linguist, Maazi Ogbonna Okoro has shared a photo of two lions on the verge of starvation at Jos Wildlife Park, IGBERETV reports.

He wrote;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=883067229231335&id=100025841986026
you go collect,for even referring a dog as lions
BusinessRe: Free Recharge Card App by Kimiso(m): 4:48am On Apr 26, 2022
Eniolaolajide25:
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And one thing I love about this app is that you are receiving a free card without doing anything just as some as that
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have you received yours
RomanceRe: Why Aren't Nigerian Girls Strong Like Ethiopian Girls by Kimiso(m): 4:45am On Apr 26, 2022
Ilamina:
They rock
are you Ethiopian
PetsRe: Dog Needed by Kimiso(m): 4:43am On Apr 26, 2022
[quote author=Westside27 post=112260069]I mean local dog, you no Sabi read? �[/quote. You don't have to sound rude,not replying is even better than your statement
FamilyRe: Natural Weight Or Fat Management Therapy by Kimiso(m): 10:04pm On Apr 25, 2022
looseweight:
Good evening everyone, this is your natural weight loss coach, looseweight. I know many of you would have seen one or more of my posts on how to use natural supplements to treat, manage and cure various medical conditions. I am so particular about weight loss beacuse there are so much products out there in the market that will swear heaven and earth that they can help reduce weight. Without mincing words, some are actually good and you will achieve your weight loss, but have you ever taught of sides effect of these drugs. We have seen people coming to us and seeking advice after taking one or more of these weight loss products, complaining of severe sides effects. Infact, a woman had to be operated upon and she nearly lost her intestines to the weight product she comsumed.

Some people will ask why i am saying this. The answer is that there is indeed a save and effecient product out there that actually helps in weight reduction. In actual fact, we have helped people achieve weight loss by this program and many are living happy and better lives. Some of our clients actually got our contact here, which also made them to believe that Nairaland community is not only for jobless graduates.

This product product is called clean nine(9). it has the ability to remove fats from the belly, arm, tigh or anywhere excess fats are store. it is all natural and at the end of using the packaged, you must have cut down between 5kg - 10kg, if you follow strictly the guidelines that will be given to you when you buy it. To the doubting thomas, we have live testimonies in Abuja, Abia, Benue, and our portharcout client is on the 4th day of the program and has already loss 5kg. i will upload our chats for you to see.
Once you place order for this product, it will be delivered to you within 2 days and you pay on delivery anywhere in Nigeria

For detailed information of the product, contact

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i have the screen for that Gionee s8 including the battery bro,
FamilyRe: I Will Be Dead If I Don't See 15k Tonight by Kimiso(m): 9:48pm On Apr 25, 2022
Sufferhead:
I use a small button phone
omo you try ohh,well thats what you are a man for alot of women are out there that are seeing worse than what you experiencing right now and they don't even think of committing suicide if you kill yourself now,the suffer wey you no wan suffer here you will still suffer worse in heaven,there will even be someday you will later regret for having it in mind to commit suicide,may god provide the best for us.i lay my pen for now
EducationRe: World's Richest Man - Elon Musk Finally Buys Twitter For 44 Billion Dollars by Kimiso(m): 9:20pm On Apr 25, 2022
CapaLoty:
Next week Tuesday grin
god god,i decree to you these night shower your blessings and rain of money on me,dont let me peek when my mates are counting,spending and squandering millions of naira (ameen) including you that is seeing these now
RomanceRe: . by Kimiso(m): 9:07pm On Apr 25, 2022
Agbelebu tie niyen ohh grin
FoodRe: No Matter What Happens, Always Eat Good Food To Remain Alive & Healthy by Kimiso(m): 9:05pm On Apr 25, 2022
chigodo:
There was a place I use to have lunch at ojodu when I was in Lagos.

The canteen was owned by a Ghanaian family.

The husband was in charge of logistic, the woman was in charge of the kitchen while the children took care of customer service.

I was addicted to their delicious foods.

It was in the evening, after eating, I stayed behind to catch some breeze before leaving.

A conversation led to the other between the husband and other men and he started this story with....

"Take good care of yourself if you don't want to die untimely, I almost lost my life years back when I was working and not eating..."

This followed a happening at ojodu concerning a hardworking man that lost his life due to low blood count and bad nutrition.

The Ghanaian man narrated his story.

Few years ago when I came to Nigeria with my wife, I was working as a load carrier at Balogun market, I help people carry the goods they buy from the market to the park or cars and I get paid.

That was what I could do then because there was no job available for me. My wife's family on the other hand, didn't want me to marry her because they thought I won't be able to take care of her.

Not even when I was taking her away from home to Nigeria. So I was doing everything possible to prove them wrong.

I'll work from morning till evening and when I'm going home, I'll go to a nice boutique and get her beautiful dresses.

I'll buy her good things and I didn't starve her, all these was to prove that I am a good husband.

I never worried about myself.

I leave home as early as 6am so breakfast was off for me and I'll get home by 6:30pm.

After working and I had bought what I wanted to buy for my wife, I'll just remove transport fare and hand over the remaining cash to her to get anything she likes.

Guess what I do eat just to save money.

Gala and coke.

Sometimes, Bread and coke.

I thought I was strong until this very day when I had loads on my head and my legs failed me.

I couldn't control myself, I fell down with the loads and started shaking. Everyone thought it was epilepsy so people did not come closer.

I was hearing voices from afar.

I felt my tissues stretching out and my empty stomach rumbling, my feet went cold and my tongue went sour.

I thought I was going to die.

That was all I remembered.

Few minutes or hours later, I woke up on a long wooden bench and saw people using books to fan me, I opened my eyes and all I could say was, I am hungry.

I had a friend then, he was the one that introduced me to the work, he ran to buy amala, I think 5 wraps and brought them, I was on the third wrap when I slept off.

I slept for 2 hours.

I woke up to meet my head on my wife's laps, she was crying.

That was my last day as a load carrier in that market. When we got home my wife insisted that I was not going to continue that job because it was too stressful and she never knew I wasn't eating good food at work.

To my surprise, my wife brought out like 7 mud-moulded piggy banks and broke them.

See money.

Guys I wanted to go crazy, she had been saving all the cash I gave her since, I didn't know when I started crying.

We counted it and it was like 700k or there about, I can't remember. We planned on what to use the money for and she suggested we start a canteen since that was what her mother does in Ghana and that was it.

We started small and here we are today.

But this story is sweet because I was lucky to be alive, if I had died that day, you won't be here listening to my story.

No matter what you are going through in life, eat first, because you need energy to pull yourself through those challenges you are facing.

And thank God for a good wife

#Copied.
ghana girls are worthy, I don't know about our Nigeria girls, instead they would use the money to get themselves a fuckin apple product
FoodRe: Who Prefers Egusi Soup Cooked Without Anything Tomato? by Kimiso(m): 8:54pm On Apr 25, 2022
In one word, tomato is not cooked with egusi soup
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help! I'm Too Nice And People Are Taking Advantage Of My Niceness. by Kimiso(m): 8:51pm On Apr 25, 2022
Travicon:
Hello Nairalanders,
I will try as much as possible to make the write-up short.

I am a 21years old guy at a Russian university with two Nigerian roommates (In the hostel though). We averagely get the same amount of money as an allowance monthly, but mine always finishes first.

I don't spend unnecessarily on myself, and we cook together. I discovered after two months of staying together that they care less about buying things that we generally use in the room. For instance, I always buy food season, detergents, and cooking oil (quite expensive).

I cook most of the time. Anytime I decide not to cook, we always go hungry and I can't cope with that. This has made my cash always run out faster and I can't stop them from eating my food or using the things I buy.

There was a time also I lend the last money with me (100k in naira) to my best friend then in Nigeria because he claimed his dad was sick and promised to repay by month-end. I didn't have anything to take me through the remaining days of the month but I gave it out because he was a close friend. Month-end, I couldn't get money from my sponsor because of some issues. I contacted my guy but he stopped replying to me on WhatsApp. I managed to get 20k but the rest is probably history now.

Whenever people talk about their problems, I always feel for them to the extent of giving out my money even if it's the last cash on me. I have never had a girlfriend, but I don't always have the strength to reject if a girl asks for airtime or money from me (including my mum and sisters though)

I always try to go to any length to see people happy even if it means borrowing money from another person for them. I'm that foolish. Generally, I'm too soft-hearted and nice but I don't know how to solve this problem. Someone advised me I should get a girlfriend who should always be angry with me if I'm being too nice to people and that will help me solve the problem to some extent but I think it won't.

I'm not from a rich family, not even from an average family. I'm even from a polygamous home so I know what it means to have suffered as a Nigerian. I was on the street and I guess that's what is making me this weak emotionally. I'm a simp all-around in my life and relationship with people. People are always cheating on me, taking advantage of who I am.

I NEED genuine HELP, please.
boss man you need to wake up, people don't care about you when you are nothing,see how useless portable his,but now he has rose to fame and wealth,even the prettiest girl in my street dey fall for him,treat people the way they treat you,aside your families,and if you are feeling too sadly emotional, visit nairaland frequently to read,
FamilyRe: I Will Be Dead If I Don't See 15k Tonight by Kimiso(m): 8:38pm On Apr 25, 2022
Sufferhead:
I use a small button itel blue phone..I wouldn't have cried out if I have good Android phone
what phone did you use to post these
PropertiesRe: Property For Sale In Lagos by Kimiso(m): 8:33pm On Apr 25, 2022
How developed is the area
BusinessRe: Airusdt Account Needed For Transfer (urgent) 10000usdt by Kimiso(m): 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2022
pelex512:
please anyone with a airusdt account at least vip 1 should please drop his WhatsApp number here lets talk. It's urgent
am seriously in need of one also am having upto 1millilon dollars in my usdt wallet account
Nairaland GeneralWhat Is The Worsest Mistake You Ever Made? by Kimiso(op): 5:59pm On Apr 25, 2022
Mistakes are inevitable but not in my own life I think have made mistakes to succumb all the opportunity i have to be successful in life,but i still hope for a better days. cry cry

EducationRe: Pls Help Me Before 11:59pm, My Career Is At Stake by Kimiso(m): 3:38pm On Apr 25, 2022
God will surely help you,just put your trust in him
HealthRe: Nairaland Pls Help. Poop Want To Kill Me by Kimiso(m): 3:35pm On Apr 25, 2022
Dotinacircle:
Nairaland pls help me. This poop has been stuck in my buttock for 2 days now. Whenever I want to release is like I want to release a big rock bigger than my head, it will stretch my buttock like it want to burst it and I don't want to force it not to get slack buttock. Pls nairaland what can I use to release this life threatening poop, is to big for my buttock . Have drink water like mad. d poop dosent want to dissolve like. It is like poop is a big stone. I'm currently frustrated.


Laslasticala

Mynd44
go to those selling herbal concortion(agbo)ask them to sell you (muru)100naira worth should be enough and make sure you drink it finish
HealthRe: World Malaria Day: Itel And Amatem Softgel by Kimiso(m): 3:30pm On Apr 25, 2022
Itel selling drugs self,is better than producing phones
PropertiesRe: House For Sale by Kimiso(m): 10:09am On Apr 25, 2022
How stable still the house
FamilyRe: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Kimiso(m): 10:08am On Apr 25, 2022
redcliff:
you are the kind of person that will borrow money from someone and refuse to pay back, you are also the kind of person that will owe landlord and take him to court for wanting to evict you. Givers never lack, you ask am whether him get to give? you wey be proponent of giving, go and house the brother in law.
you must be stupid for asking me to accomodate a stranger who is not my family
FamilyRe: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Kimiso(m): 10:03am On Apr 25, 2022
donbenie:
You must be lousy at being an advisor..
He has hate in his heart for needing peace in his life? angry
what's in there to help someone, don't you know givers never lack the more you give is the much more you achieve
FamilyRe: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Kimiso(m): 9:57am On Apr 25, 2022
true2god:
Are you ok?
ask your yansh
FamilyRe: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Kimiso(m): 9:54am On Apr 25, 2022
Flairoqy:
OP
Lmao that’s him (your brother in-law) you didn’t check well, he uses nairaland too.
thunder fire your papa,me na great hustler
InvestmentRe: 2yrs Old Foreign I.G For Sale! by Kimiso(m): 8:19am On Apr 25, 2022
Odera63:
2yrs old foreign Instagram account for sale, it has 500 followers!
Message me on WhatsApp for it 07059602905!!!
how much is it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This Message On My Whatsapp. REAL OR SCAM. by Kimiso(m): 8:18am On Apr 25, 2022
cenaman:
EMPOWER �
CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED DUE TO THE COVID 19 EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM TO RECEIVE 80,000 NAIRA FROM NCDC TO CLAIM CALL-08162138893 NOW!
Vist www.NCDC.NG.
na scam oh,i received same message some weeks ago asking if am banking with any of the above bank which they will tell you later after you replied them,they will try and ask for your debit card front and bank or ask for your BVN number don't answer them just ignore them
RomanceRe: I Want To Meet Nigerians Here In Chicago by Kimiso(m): 4:11am On Apr 25, 2022
Bobochicago:
My name is David (pseudo name ) . I live in park forest , a village in Illinois . I work as a Robotic Tech at Amazon. I want to meet a female nairalander in Chicago or anywhere in the midwest . Just meet . Nothing more !! I can always drive to meet you up or we can meet in your church on Sunday .
am in lagos num:36 oluwalonile street
FamilyRe: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Kimiso(m): 4:09am On Apr 25, 2022
AwesomeDuru:
It's idiotts like you who comfortably leech off someone else's sweat.

Why not ask him if he's earning enough to be able to cater for another fully grown adult?
what do you mean idiots like me
Nairaland GeneralRe: Vivo V20 Fairly Used by Kimiso(m): 3:06am On Apr 25, 2022
You never ready to sell phone (20k)

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