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Jesterinjay:
Ladies are born dirty

that's their curse.
imagine...

toto near yansh, when she take dey poo... the odour dey affect the toto on a steady basis.

every month end, steady smelling egg blood go dey pour from the toto.

small heat like so, them don dey sweat for pants, thighs, breast, even hair.


how she won take style for me....indeed they are generally born dirty.

some of this girls always forming neat, like say them nor dey sheet.
that leaves me wondering, after washing their pants what becomes of it?

after menstruating untop pant, you go wash am, still come hang am inside house, then within some time you wear am again.....tell me why your toto nor go smell.

still yet some go dey form neatness, after heavy sweat in a sunny day, after washing pant you go still wear am like that....no proper drying.


yet them go dey form for guys.


still some Simps go dey die for them.


As soon as you open her leg.....kpraaaaa.


odour uphon odour.

Firemanromance:
I don try, she no wan give me, she asked why and kept quiet

you just dey, you won put yourself for illegal billing.

go for females who are attracted to you.

ShugaFly:
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i told my girl am gon trust her, the day she admits my dîck is smaller.



#streetdrills.

You dig, betterstyle

JamlinksNetwork:
How true is the fact that 80% of marriages lost their sexual tastes at most 5 years after the wedding

as soon as she drop one engine, as a man the urge go diminish.

i don't trust a hôe with good behavior but that can't be said for a virgin that has not been tested to know where she stands.

even virgin mary hide collect dîck, brainwashed joseph say na spirit run am. (the simp of a nigga believed that shitx)



how breeze take dey burst hole? when normal gbola dey hear am, just to tear am.

Na dem

better style

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i told my girl am gon trust her, the day she admits my dîck is smaller.



#streetdrills.

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i told my girl am gon trust her, the day she admits my dîck is smaller.



#streetdrills.

better style

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none.
if you agree express it but do it maturedly, then maybe I can grasp your views.


if you keep quite I won't know.
if you shout and raise your voice I still won't get it.


just Express it, talk to me in a civil and understanding manner.

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when a bîtch says she's taken, OG she meant she's taking >>>>> Dicks.


Why not sit n relax, chicken's always comes home to roost.

#streetdrills

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Never you let a girl cohabit with you on her term's.
if she wanna stay let her know they are RISK INVOLVED, and make her sign an undertaking.

leave free toto matter first, bro your the one doing her a favour.


#streetdrills.

betterstyle

make them share this country.

Kobojunkie:
sure we do.

so keep quiet and ask the appropriate questions.

Kobojunkie:
So what is the point of this here thread? Are you simply here for the attention?

you brainwashed lots needs to hear the TRUTH.

the missionaries really fûcked with y'all.

Kobojunkie:
If you need reason from another man to believe in God, then God is not what you need... man instead is.

i don't need him.
instead he need me, to sing his praises like you brainwashed folks.
you all made him God.
you all created him as a God.
the illusions.

Kajaard:
The bastards are probably chilling in one Caribbean island that has no extradition agreements with any country of the world.

with the billions in bitcoin, they need no Switzerland bank.

i rather believe in man than an Abstract figure.

men fail yes!, but God doesn't fail because they is nothing like a God anyway.

it's an illusion, a character portrait by men.

he ain't there, he is not in The sky bro, that's part of the script in the storylines.



just give me one reason!

if you don't do white wedding you won't be ordained as a pastor, Deacon, elder, deaconess.

the problem originated from the missionaries and their White God.

mental slavery indeed they brainwashed africans anything bad is called


DARK
BLACKMAIL
DEVIL IS BLACK




ANYTHING GOOD

WHITE WEDDING
WHITE HOUSE
ANGELS ALWAYS WEAR WHITE
THEIR JESUS IS A WHITE MAN, WHILE THE DEVIL IS BLACK (MEANWHILE THE DEVIL IS GOD MUST TRUSTED SERVANT)


NONE OF JESUS DISCIPLES WERE BLACK

stopped reading when I saw fintech company.

sokoloan people

wajaja:
Left home around 6:30am and came by some mins b4 9pm to meet my door slightly opened with key inside the key hole. One of my neighbours came and told me they called my name several times but they were afraid to enter inside.

Hahaha

Anything nor mis Sha.

NnamdiN:
I cannot live in a house where generator use is regulated.

You never stay for better environment, where security na their number one priority.

bodybuilder:
But you wey dey so busy, how you dey carry notice my topics?

guy go out there and do things in reality, stop waiting for f monikers from nairaland.

try go get a life....even simps self better pass u .. with this kind mumu topics u dey create

TarOrfeeek:
OP no too sabi think.
Do giveaway thread now and see 1,000 Female monikers appear.

na mumu boy.

na stupid topics he dey create everyday.


na him you go take know say some people nor get life outside nairaland.

Weak men trying to act tough.




A girl tears is one of her manipulative tools.



So because she cried for you, you think she loves you.





What a simp nigga you are.

eldega:
Did you just call me a liar?

If you check my profile very well you did realize I have been on this platform for a very long time if not before you started using a mobile phone, so you know I'm not a kid moreso I've been on the street for a while and that's where I grew up from.

Because of the nature of scammers on this platform I tried as much as possible to limit my interaction and all, what made me develop interest in your case was because of the innocent baby you claim to presently have. My motive in life has always been no kid deserve to suffer for whatever decision their parent made. Either your story is real or not, I decided to contact you to see way (s) which I can help your situation, even though this economy is not friendly to all of us, we still have to thank God for where we are and continue the hustle.

So I contacted you & made you understand I'm willing to help but I need to confirm the authenticity of your claim first before rendering any help, when I asked where you were staying in Abuja, the location you mentioned was where I've never been to before so I requested if you could come to anywhere in town, the purpose of this was for me to hear you out physically and chart a positive sustainable way for you that won't made you to come online or anywhere to beg anymore.

I asked if you were ready for business which you said yes, we fixed Friday for you to come to town so we could see. After we agreed, so many thought came up on my mind, I discussed your issue with a friend and explained that my intention was to give you 10k & transport when you come to town, if your story & situation is genuine maybe I can make the 10k a monthly thing for the sake of the baby till you are back on your feet.

Then my friend call my attention to the fact that why not see if you can be set up for a business since there is a connection which we can pull for federal government intervention fund (Covid-19) loan which can be secured for you. This we know most people have enjoyed and be able to start something. So if you were able to secure 500k you should be able to start a sustainable business that will be able to take care of your immediate needs and future one. Moreover the repayment of this loan won't start until after 12 months at 5% interest rate per annum. This I even sent a nairaland link of it to you for you to confirm as I made you understand that so many people are looking forward to this kind of offer which is not coming their way but I'm giving it to you free of charge.

This I discussed with you for this option that instead of you coming online to beg people for money every now and then, this option is there for you to take since you somehow claimed in one of your post that you were into business before all this issue started which gulp all your capital and you can still do business.

I was stunned by your response that you were not interested in the loan because you are scared of loan, scared of running a start up business with 500k which might fail and where will you get the monthly repayment from if the business fail. My mind was like, so you will be more comfortable if I said I want to dash you 100k or 200k to start up a business rather than you working for your money bah?.

After going forth and back on this, I was able to deduce that what you were only interested in was free money or manna from heaven. My instinct was that maybe your intention is trying to play on people's emotions to get cheap money from them, if you get like 2k from 20 people that's 40k without stressing yourself....well, I'm not in to help somebody who is not ready to help herself/himself somebody that will be comfortable begging rather than get herself up for business even when given the option of full funding.

After you said you weren't interested in the intervention fund, you still requested if our agreement to see in town by Friday is still in place and I responded in affirmative. So many thought kept creeping up on my mind that I needed to be careful for my safety & security, what if it's a guy that will want to use a lady as a decoy come Friday..I was ready to take the risk and waiting for you to beep me up on Friday to decide where you will be coming to in town for me to meet up with you but ALAS you NEVER chatted me or anything till late in the evening when you gave excuse that[b] "you forgot to meet me up due to some activities" [/b] please who will be in dire need as you claim & when she was asked to come and get help will suddenly forget to go due to activities? Na street we all dey nah...haba.

You suggested we can still see the following day which was yesterday but pending that, you said you were out of cooking gas and wouldn't mind if I can help, I had to ask you again if what you are requesting is for me to send you money which you answered in affirmative, I requested for your account number which you immediately send but I haven't send you any Kobo till now. This was the point that actually gave you out cos my instinct was that if I send you any money you might likely not see me yesterday, I also came online to check your profile on this platform, I realized you have edited some of your comments and posts you made earlier.

When you didn't see me send money, you chatted me up yesterday asking why I didn't send the money and I said I wasn't still convince you are who you claim to be, you suggested maybe we can do video call which I said yes, you called me immediately but I declined the call cos my street OT was that for you to have chatted me up to ask for the money, a lady who you might be working with might be beside you which will be the one to talk to me, I'm too wise to fall for this kind of cheap scam, meanwhile, when we started chatting you didn't have any picture on your DP but when you beep me up yesterday, what you have on your DP was a guy picture with a lady at the background which you removed immediately I responded to your chat...so I ex you and stop responding to your chat pending when I verify you are who you claim to be and for my safety.

I never even ask you for anything before proposing the help I wanted to render for you, the way you communicate gave you out to be a guy working together with a lady just to play on people's emotions, moreso actions speak rather than voice....
I leave you up to other people to judge my encounter with you as you claimed I'm a liar

Kindly note, if there's a lie in all I said, you can point it out or if I ever requested for anything in return for wanting to help you. Mind you, our chat history is still here for confirmation

hahahaha

2braithe:
This is the problem I have with G boys.You always think everyone is like you.
With all your allegations,what if she is real? If you no fit help,face front make another person help.

alternate spotted.


me personally go send you 20k if you had come out as a single father in need.



the female format don cast.

falcon01:
me no carry am serious oo I give am advice based in them stupidity

i observe.




ANYWAYS. na still simp when nor dey use eye see woman go fall for this cheap scam.





anyone wen observe where go see say na guyman be that.


fit even be FATHERCHRISTMAS THE NOTORIOUS BEGGAR.