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Iyaebe:
Yes ooooo, come with dollars sha

Iyaebe:
And I have been searching for a virgin man ooo,here is one looking forward to disvirgin himself. Please keep your virginity,it is your pride and the best gift you can ever give to your wife in marriage, so many women are dying to have your type.You are a virtuous man and a rare breed that'll make a good home. Please don't loose it for anything.

Iyaebe:
Its Arabians of course.

Azurevermillion:
We are all here to learn, to share experiences and to developed ourselves. You do the complete opposite. You are worse than those females.

iamtardey:
but I love her

Freestyl:
As shared by Angula Bishop Reuben on Facebook
Please read and learn

“I WAS 99.9% DEAD, BUT GOD GAVE ME A NEW CHANCE, FOR WHICH I AM THANKFUL!!!

My Ordeal with Malaria, Typhoid, and Fake Drugs

When I discovered that my Facebook friend Stella Jam had died of malaria, I was like, what the Bleep? Is malaria still a killer in the twenty-first century? Now I have the answers!

I traveled to Makurdi recently with my brother Joe Zex and #Kumashe (our soon-to-be bride). The journey was fun as we stopped from time to time to catch cruise on the way.

We arrived in Makurdi that evening, rested, and then resumed our journey to Gboko the next day, going from Gboko to Vandeikya, Vandeikya to Adikpo, Ushongo, and back to Makurdi.

The next day, I woke up with feverish sensations throughout my body. I proceeded to a nearby pharmacy, and was given malaria medicines by the pharmacist.

After a few days in Makurdi, Zex and I were meant to return to Abuja, but I didn't since I needed to take care of my health issue first. After three days on the medications, I was fine and ready to travel back to Abuja.

The symptoms reappeared as soon as I returned to Abuja that faithful evening. I quickly sent someone to a friend who operates a drugstore down the road to fetch typhoid medications, as I do each time I treat malaria. I'm not sure why, but I've been doing it for quite some time.

My friend phoned me and demanded that I treat malaria as well as typhoid. I told him that I had already treated Malaria with Amatem (Forte) Softgel in Makurdi. He stated it was a really nice medicine and inquired as to how I used it. I informed him that I took it that evening and continued the next morning. He claimed I took it wrongly, that I should have taken one that evening, then one the next day after 8 hours, and the others after 12 hours each. A claim that I later discovered to be correct.

I had to restart my treatment with medications supplied to me by my friend because the pharmacy in Makurdi failed to inform me of the timing.

My condition worsened after a few days of taking the meds, as I equally lost my appetite and became quite weak, with headaches and pains all over my body, particularly around my waist. Bananas became the only food I had an appetite for.

On Tuesday the following week, I went to the University of Abuja Specialist Hospital for a comprehensive medical checkup with the medications I was taking without results.

The medical office staff informed me that I would not be able to see a doctor that same day since there won't be any opening until Thursday. They collected my hospital card and scheduled my appointment for Thursday.

I reminded myself that I needed to see a doctor by any means necessary. I was going to knock on one of the consulting rooms' doors, when I noticed one doctor having a conversation with someone outside. I went straight to him and told him that if I don't see a doctor today, I had a feeling I might sleep and not wake up the next day. God forbid, he said.

The doctor took my card to the record office and asked them to book me immediately because he was ready to see me. He similarly told the nurses on duty to get me ready right away. God, please continue to bless this doctor for me. Amen.

Long story short, they performed RDTs and detected malaria parasites. I handed over the drugs I bought from my friend and was taking to the doctor. He locked eyes with me in a scary manner and invited another doctor from the next door to come in.

Lo and behold. They said those drugs were all fake, including the Panadol. I almost fainted. The doctors said that’s the major problem they’re experiencing at the hospital, sadly.

The doctors told me that most of the malaria and typhoid drugs out there are either fake or do not have the capacity to heal.

They issued me a fresh prescription and recommended I purchase the first item on the list from the hospital pharmacy and the other items from designated pharmacies outside the hospital.

The doctors both insisted that I shouldn’t buy alternative drugs but I should demand for the exact drugs written on the prescription list.

I quickly did research on the effects of fake and substandard drugs and discovered that the fallout of fake and substandard drugs includes poisoning, untreated disease, instant or early death, and treatment failure.

By the time I came out of this mess after more than three weeks, you wouldn't like to see me. I became extremely thin and unattractive. In fact, the weight I had been working so hard to shed at the gym came in through the back door.

If not by the grace of God, by this time people would have been circulating my obituary pictures all over the internet, even the ones who don’t even talk to me now

I've decided to share my experience so that you, your family, and friends may learn from it and be more cautious about purchasing medications from untrustworthy sources and refraining from self-medicating.”

Source: https://www.facebook.com/100000281130481/posts/5012683475417641/?d=n

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Instead of patronising street girls or oloshos with ur hard earn money, isn't it better u get a gf? Even If u don't want to get married to any woman or have a wife. Perhaps, u are scared or avoiding the responsibilities and headache in marriage. How can u spend ur hard earn money on oloshos that only last in some minutes? Whereas u can have ur Gf for the whole day if u want. She can cook for u, wash ur clothes and do other housecore for u. Some guys do this on daily basis.

Lightway:
I've never been in a relationship with a girl before and I always wonder how that feel like.

Did you guys chat everyday,
How does it feel to wake up in the morning with a woman beside you.
Did you guys share towel.
What do you guys usually chat about after six months into the relationship
What exactly do you people do in the relationship.

I'm not looking to be in any relationship, but I'm just wondering how it really feels like

Vorosad:
Focus on money






I'm personally giving out loan to few people here on Nairaland for business purpose. I wish to startup a loan shark business but want to test my knowledge here on Nairaland first and see how it goes before going fully into it. Hence i want to start with 5 million here as a test and see how it goes and how profitable it is. Maximum amount I'm giving out to a person 1 Million naira and a Minimum is 50k. I have done an intensive research from various loan companies and I know how it works and I heard it's profitable. My loan terms include:

* NO COLLATERAL
* INTENSIVE VERIFICATION PROCESS
* LOAN FOR BUSINESS PURPOSE ONLY.
* EVERY STATE IN NIGERIA IS WELCOME
* MONTHLY INTEREST RATE OF 2%
* LOAN MAXIMUM DURATION REPAID PERIOD OF NOT MORE THAN 6 MONTHS.
* PHYSICAL VERIFICATION APPLIED WHERE NEEDED.

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EzegeNdiigbo:


Something bring's something.

Akinbahm:
Luminous, I no dey help guys out there anymore I will allow experience to do the teaching, the more you keep trying to liberate them the more they keep hating you.

Imagine the fool, I don’t have any money to give you and when they go broke they will rush dish to guys they neglected because of a bitch.

Scottz:
I don’t get all these kind of news
A lot of people died so please as you channel your energy to find out about a particular individual that died, kindly do the same to other victims like the laborers.

Why would dozens of people die and then because one of them is probably in the spotlight, you make it look like the person is any better than the other victims. So it’s like saying oh she shouldn’t have died because she was to wed she was the PA to the owner of the building hence, her death is not supposed to happen. What about the other victims the poor ones the laborers looking for what to eat why can’t you find out how many children they’ve left behind, how poor they are, etc


Rip to the dead it’s such a sad one but when things like this occur stop singling out certain individuals and telling us their status before they died. It makes no sense.
God go protect us Amen

Bombastically00:
to wound u just dey hungry me

bigcee:
A member of my family who is suffering from Schizophrenia, left home since afternoon and we are still searching for the person. I just weak!

Please share your experience dealing with a Schizophrenic person.

BlackfireX:
Our darling president looking so presidential



Sai baba 4+4+4

Eyinju112:
It’s nice if you puke but please don’t choke

Eyinju112:
It’s a two thing
You haven’t grown or you still bleep underage who don’t know how to wear or use their tampons right, who don’t chill their pussy...
My man always wanna give me a head, the joy he derives in it is not from this earth...

I begs him to Bleep but no, he always wanna watch me shake like a jelly fish....
I pray you find that woman that takes proper care of her pussy so you can enjoy what real men are enjoying down there...


Stop bleeping under age