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pansophist:
If not for nairaland, I won't even know about that show. In fact, I don't have a television in my house. It's a distraction and I don't need it.

sometimes it's nice to watch.

you get to see and understand some of human nature for free.

you get to see power play moves from house mates and some idiosyncrasies associated with human beings.

last season was boring, the people they brought were cliche including the winner and you could easily see through them.


kidwaya is from the upper season, super nice guy. he's from a rich background but he's super down to earth and you can tell he's worked on his character.


this season isnt bad but most of the characters act like children ( maybe it's just old age that is worrying me) they are giving me gen-z vibes.

it's always nice to watch the beginning of season when there are plenty housemates before they start getting evicted

richmondefosa:
Hi.

I apologize for my late response.

Congratulations to your sister for completing her medicals.
She's as good as getting the offer already.

What should she expect? This question is vague. You'll have to streamline it.

Will she be posted to a branch? I wouldn't know.
She might be posted to a branch or she'll be made a regional custodian. Regional custodian are incharge of off-site ATMs in a particular region. (off-site ATMs are ATMs that aren't in bank branches. They're found in malls or supermarkets or eateries)

Each branch is under a region and each region is under a zone. So if she's a regional custodian, she will be moving from point A to point B troubleshooting ATMs.

The salary depends on the Grade she's given. I have explained earlier in the thread the grades and the salaries attached.

You can grow in any position you find yourself in the bank.

hey thanks for all of your input.

some weeks after my sisters medicals, she was sent a mail that she passed the entire process but they currently dont have a Vacancy for the role she applied.

they claimed her credentials would be kept for a period of one year pending position becomes available.

my sister was sad, but why put people through the whole stress if there's no Vacancy?

Prikeji12:
Good evening, I want to ask about Stanbic Bank, those who did interview and medical test in August as anyone been given employment letter?

no

my sister was sent a mail after the medicals that they currently dont have an available position for her after her medical. but they claimed they would keep her details for about a year if there's an available position.

doesnt make sense to me, why go through all the stress up till medicals if there's no Vacancy.

pansophist:
I wrote this about a year ago on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6716367/how-does-young-teenager-figure#105104589 But I think more young people have to see this. Please don't joke with your youth.

in my mid 20s

thank you.


do you have an advice for someone in his 30s that has a family and lost his job ? he's losing it

I'll be happy to hear from you.

Nooner:
Gone were the days you’ll get job offer directly from Nigeria. But some still do , if they’re being transferred to work here or lucky enough to get a direct employer form here which is very rare now because of competition btw india, Philippines and other African countries.

If you want your cert to be recognized from here. Do a police clearance, get your certificate attestation done by Wes.. but after which you will need to do a training here cuz their system is very different from Nigeria system. Even though you’re certified in Nigeria. They still want you to be trained here to understand some basic things.

Uae is an Arab country but they have a standardized system like US and UK. Everything is working the way it’s suppose to but na your money go suffer am.

thank you so much.

but I'm still a bit confused, what type of training are we talking about.

pansophist:
I don't know, I'll have to check. You ready to move ?

no not yet boss
I dey find better plan before I move.

pansophist:
If you have 6000 euros to spare, you can apply to study for a degree in Finland through the open route. So what it means is that you will study your first year online, and a year later, you move to Finland to complete your degree. This method is good because Finland requires an entrance exam (like Nigeria post ume), but with this open route, you skip the entrance exam and go straight to the second year in Finland.

But if you have a way of going to Finland to write an entrance exam and start there from the first year, then this info is unnecessary. But Finland will not give you a visa for the entrance exam. Now you may ask, why Finland? Since April this year, there are changes in the Finnish immigration policy. So you need to live for four years to get permanent residence, and a student visa counts toward that four years.

So imagine you are studying for a bachelor's degree course for four years, and after you are done with your degree, you become a permanent resident and a citizen a year later. What is greater than that? The application for the 2022-2023 semester ends today. If you have money, I advise you just go through this route and save yourself and your future.

forever grateful for your wisdom.

I'm done with my bachelor's degree. I'm looking forward to my masters degree, is this solution applicable for a masters degree ?

pansophist:
Blacks in the UK are broke, and it's disgraceful. If you want to see wealthy black citizens, you'll have to go to Australia and New Zealand. These countries harbours the best of black people.

Dem sopose change your name to big-brother cos you sabi and you dey see everything.

Oga panosphist I will be grateful if you can give an emigration guide for someone in his/her twenties.

I saw your post about Portugal, it is insightful.
normal ignorant person like me for no even consider am. are there other countries you'll recommend ?


regards.

pansophist:
Na me you de teach, a whole producer in this field

: D

Nooner:
Hi there,
Comparing nigeria standard of living with UAE is not the same. You’ll find that from the picture. The lady is staying in free company accommodation, she has access to 2 yrs work visa. Free transportation to - from work. She’s giving medical insurance and no utility and still earn 1,200 AED. Atleast I don’t know her but from looking at the video I know the nature of her job and might be 80% right. Which company will pay you 225k in nigeria now if you’re not a senior staff?

I said she wasn’t properly informed. Yes that’s fact… after you arrive in UAE.. you’ll need to take some training or program that you’re interested in.

Get certified, you’ll earn minimum 3k dirhams which is over 550k in naira monthly ..can you pay around 1m naira for just training/ program Before you get a job?

Someone said is Dubai abroad? Even some african country is abroad to nigeria now. Some people come here with 1m which is very small. After paying for rent/ utility, they’re left with nothing and you can afford to get training/ program. If you’re in Dubai and you’re suffering na you do yourself.

I’m a web developer, I spent over 1m naira for training for more than 6months and I earn over 1m naira now monthly.

Do me a favor, go to google.com compare salary paid to a web developer in Nigeria and in UAE…. Will any company of nowadays in nigeria give you medical insurance, transportation allowance , accommodation allowance which you can option for cash? The lady in picture option to stay at the company accommodation cuz she’s not earning a lot.. therefore staying alone will cost her more.


What can you achieve with 225k monthly in Nigeria? If you get a job paying around 225k on the island ?

From Lagos mainland
Transportation- 35k public transport
Driving yourself in a V4 car 50k

Rent - 30k monthly
Food - 30k
Utility / phcn : 3k
Generator - 20k including servicing
Clothing. Shoes / work wears : 30k
Internet sub - 10k monthly
Gas cooker
Total is like 153k
I no include gas cooker ooo
If you get kids and paying school fees, tell me how 225 will give you a lot in nigeria. I pity those earning 30k -70k.. una Dey try… God got you.

what kind of certifications ?

must the certifications be done in Dubai ?

also kindly explain how the whole process goes on, do you get a job offer before moving to Dubai or you could move then start job hunting ?

richmondefosa:
Hi.

I apologize for my late response.

Congratulations to your sister for completing her medicals.
She's as good as getting the offer already.

What should she expect? This question is vague. You'll have to streamline it.

Will she be posted to a branch? I wouldn't know.
She might be posted to a branch or she'll be made a regional custodian. Regional custodian are incharge of off-site ATMs in a particular region. (off-site ATMs are ATMs that aren't in bank branches. They're found in malls or supermarkets or eateries)

Each branch is under a region and each region is under a zone. So if she's a regional custodian, she will be moving from point A to point B troubleshooting ATMs.

The salary depends on the Grade she's given. I have explained earlier in the thread the grades and the salaries attached.

You can grow in any position you find yourself in the bank.

thank you

Winiebabe17:
Please when did your sister take the odyssey test and when was she invited for an interview

cant exactly say, I think between last month and this month.
I'm not sure.

richmondefosa:
Hi,

They're currently not recruiting. I'll certainly keep my ears on ground for any openings and I won't hesitate shout it out on this thread.

My sister just completed her medicals for the role of ATM custodian, she's yet to receive an offer though.
She possibly might get other offers and she's confused.

What should she expect ?

Will she be posted to a branch or ?

What's the salary like ?

Is it a position she can grow ?

FlexTrex:
It'll take some time to sink in, I reckon. You are not the sharpest kid on the block.

the sharpest kid cant even Regulate his emotions....lol

FlexTrex:
I see someone rushing to Google to "catch me out".

Child, don't you have a job to get to tomorrow? I could go all night.

Check your Google very well and then quote me. Heck, I could even help you proof read your 'jabs' before you post them.

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my God

how did you even pass your waec ?

you just used an idiom incorrectly

I don die

bruv in less than 4 sentences from you, I already knew who I was dealing with.


mentally I'm miles ahead of you.
all day I'll run circles around your intellect.

Good night.

FlexTrex:
I'm entertained by your childishness.

I'm sure you've learnt a thing or two tonight.

aside getting emotional and insulting people that dont share the same views as you, what have you taught me ?

FlexTrex:
Remember the apostrophes please, Mr. English teacher.

What exactly pains you? The fact that you've been caught with your hands in the cookie jar or...?

my God

how did you even pass your waec ?

you just used an idiom incorrectly

I don die

FlexTrex:
And yet, here you are again!
Are you making up for the time you've been away?

You are entertaining me tonight.

if you cant differentiate between entertainment and education then you're finished ....

FlexTrex:
BTW, it's your fault you are quite stupid!

it is very easy to differentiate weak people from people of great minds.

I personally havent called you names.
but you resort to calling me names due to the fact you cant handle someone that doesn't share the same views as you.

its obvious you're a weak soul.

FlexTrex:
You are actually counter intuitive with your actions

It is you keeping this tread alive now, isn't it?

Go and get ready for work tomorrow, son.

nah bro

it's been a while I've been on this platform.
only for me to login and see people like you wasting their time, mobile data and brain power on a hopeless recruitment process.

to the extent of even beefing somebody you'll most likely never meet....lol

FlexTrex:
I write rubbish?
How juvenile of you.

Ok, I'm sitting now. It still means the same. "Mr. I have a. Job, no two. All the rest of you are jobless"

then it's not my fault if you cant comprehend simple literature, it's best you leave it for people of understanding

enoks:
A child in an adults body?

funny enough, those are the kind of people that will make heaven.
Matthew 18:1-5

Eno911:
Ignorance is the best answer to this kind of person, when you give attention to him, he feels important, but when you keep him silent, nobody go tell am to park well.

you cant even put up proper english.

how ncmdb go take employ you ?

FlexTrex:
Whatever gives you the impression that people are sitting idle and waiting on this thread?
Don't be so patronizing, it doesn't do you any favors.

if you had sat Down to read well instead of rushing to type nonsense you would know I didn't Imply your so-called claims.


a thread of over 300 pages with zero outcome is what you're rushing defend ?....lol

Omo una still dey here

This recruitment process started when I was still jobless. Within this period I've been lucky enough to get a job and sufficient experience that got me a better job and una still dey here dey waste una data. I'm sure other guys are doing well too, abeg make una forget this time wasters.

Omo I'm speechless, I use God beg una make una move on.

I remember those days when I use to argue with Newcastle that Nigeria is useless, Newcastle go dey speak unneccessary English for me.


It is well and I wish everybody well but I use God beg una, make una move on.

The day their brain touch and dem wan contact us, fine!!

bukhety:
We have started work!

end poverty....and give people good jobs

make water carry me go if this isn't zzor.
silly girl

KillIgbohoN0W:
No father.
These oloshos are creating problems that this country can't solve in 15 years time o.

I'm not gonna lie....this is one of the most profound thing I've heard in a while.

why do people marry people
they will tell me LOVE


why do many marriages crash
beacuse of Money.


we are just deceiving ourselves as human beings.


las las we are no different from other animals trying to survive.


I don halfway wash my hand comot from anything relationship/romance

Skynet55:
so then have you considered working for Igbo angels instead?

Draslo:


Na only Naija girls no dey get mourning period after a breakup. There's almost always a fall back guy. That's why there's basically no single girl in this country but get this, they automatically become single only when their fake boyfriend isn't there. I mean, a vast majority of girls will give you their number if you smell nice and drive a car in this yeye British contraption of a country. They'll even send you 'God go make you bigger' texts when they never chop your 1kobo They'll follow you to another state sef without hesitation if you invite them leaving their current fake boyfriend in an oblivious limbo Even an 8.6 inch fat gbola cannot guarantee loyalty even if they tell you you're the most caring guy in the world.

Naija gehhhh! Loyalty go Kee you

Naija girls mehnnnnnn

you sabi dem