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FlexTrex:
Remember the apostrophes please, Mr. English teacher.

What exactly pains you? The fact that you've been caught with your hands in the cookie jar or...?

my God

how did you even pass your waec ?

you just used an idiom incorrectly

I don die

FlexTrex:
And yet, here you are again!
Are you making up for the time you've been away?

You are entertaining me tonight.

if you cant differentiate between entertainment and education then you're finished ....

FlexTrex:
BTW, it's your fault you are quite stupid!

it is very easy to differentiate weak people from people of great minds.

I personally havent called you names.
but you resort to calling me names due to the fact you cant handle someone that doesn't share the same views as you.

its obvious you're a weak soul.

FlexTrex:
You are actually counter intuitive with your actions

It is you keeping this tread alive now, isn't it?

Go and get ready for work tomorrow, son.

nah bro

it's been a while I've been on this platform.
only for me to login and see people like you wasting their time, mobile data and brain power on a hopeless recruitment process.

to the extent of even beefing somebody you'll most likely never meet....lol

FlexTrex:
I write rubbish?
How juvenile of you.

Ok, I'm sitting now. It still means the same. "Mr. I have a. Job, no two. All the rest of you are jobless"

then it's not my fault if you cant comprehend simple literature, it's best you leave it for people of understanding

enoks:
A child in an adults body?

funny enough, those are the kind of people that will make heaven.
Matthew 18:1-5

Eno911:
Ignorance is the best answer to this kind of person, when you give attention to him, he feels important, but when you keep him silent, nobody go tell am to park well.

you cant even put up proper english.

how ncmdb go take employ you ?

FlexTrex:
Whatever gives you the impression that people are sitting idle and waiting on this thread?
Don't be so patronizing, it doesn't do you any favors.

if you had sat Down to read well instead of rushing to type nonsense you would know I didn't Imply your so-called claims.


a thread of over 300 pages with zero outcome is what you're rushing defend ?....lol

Omo una still dey here

This recruitment process started when I was still jobless. Within this period I've been lucky enough to get a job and sufficient experience that got me a better job and una still dey here dey waste una data. I'm sure other guys are doing well too, abeg make una forget this time wasters.

Omo I'm speechless, I use God beg una make una move on.

I remember those days when I use to argue with Newcastle that Nigeria is useless, Newcastle go dey speak unneccessary English for me.


It is well and I wish everybody well but I use God beg una, make una move on.

The day their brain touch and dem wan contact us, fine!!

bukhety:
We have started work!

end poverty....and give people good jobs

make water carry me go if this isn't zzor.
silly girl

KillIgbohoN0W:
No father.
These oloshos are creating problems that this country can't solve in 15 years time o.

I'm not gonna lie....this is one of the most profound thing I've heard in a while.

why do people marry people
they will tell me LOVE


why do many marriages crash
beacuse of Money.


we are just deceiving ourselves as human beings.


las las we are no different from other animals trying to survive.


I don halfway wash my hand comot from anything relationship/romance

Skynet55:
so then have you considered working for Igbo angels instead?

Draslo:


Na only Naija girls no dey get mourning period after a breakup. There's almost always a fall back guy. That's why there's basically no single girl in this country but get this, they automatically become single only when their fake boyfriend isn't there. I mean, a vast majority of girls will give you their number if you smell nice and drive a car in this yeye British contraption of a country. They'll even send you 'God go make you bigger' texts when they never chop your 1kobo They'll follow you to another state sef without hesitation if you invite them leaving their current fake boyfriend in an oblivious limbo Even an 8.6 inch fat gbola cannot guarantee loyalty even if they tell you you're the most caring guy in the world.

Naija gehhhh! Loyalty go Kee you

Naija girls mehnnnnnn

you sabi dem

OP abeg drop him picture make we see something.

Opeyemiextra:
The way breakfast was served this year is something else. This is the kind of whatsapp message I got and I thought it was a joke but he had thought it through and had other plans. And I was still doing Lover girl not knowing my breakfast has been served and well garnished.

Sis, pick the lessons, improve and move. We will be alright las las.

I commend them for even sending WhatsApp message.

I served her my own breakfast in my mind and moved on.........

relationships are nice but the price to be in one is not worth it from my perspective.


how wouldn't you be alright las las
when most of you already have a backup somewhere just in case ?

Favfables1:
You said it yourself...
"You didn't reciprocate his love" so maybe he felt he was wasting his time...
He "put up" with you for that long because maybe he thought that at one point you'd change or something...
Or maybe he found someone better...
I don't know o...
All this one's na assumptions...

I can't speak for him or for all the guys out there, buh I can only speak for myself...
I cannot be with a girl who cant match my energy or reciprocate my love...
I'm not saying she should do everything I do for her tit for tat o... buh she should put effort by going out of her way to SHOW me she cares...

It's one thing to love a person and it's another thing to make the person KNOW that you love him/her... You can say you love me, then do things that makes me sad... Yes your love for me could be genuine, buh the fact that the actions you take proves otherwise will make me think otherwise...

Well...
Lemme advice...
Don't beg him...
If you do you'll look cheap and even if you get back together, he'll only be doing so outta pity...
He made a decision, however painful it may be to you, you just have to move on...
You can try to make him tell you the reason for his decision, atleast just so you find closure ....
Stay away from relationships for the now until you heal well...
Read books on love, relationships and marriages, it'll help you see other people's experiences, learn from them, become better...

lol.....what kind of rookie advice is this ?
na today you start relationship ?

lol

pansophist:
I always confused IFNJ with ENTJ, but yes you're right. I'm an EFNJ. Having said that, you're good. I mean, how you could decipher the personality of someone you haven't met, just only by their write up is nothing but ingenuity.

Odogwu. My hand is up sir.

ayé.......pansophist hype me, I don make am.

naturally I just like understanding people, it has become part of me.

I can smell an INDABOSKI from 2 miles away.

thank you for the compliment.

pansophist:
For me, redpill is broad, it encompasses the whole human experiences, but it seems like on nairaland, it has been restricted only to discourse about women. Redpill is about how the world works, not how you think it works. It's about "the truth", not "your truth". Even the movie matrix where the redpill was gotten from, was not about women, but about life.

Some people are naturally redpill, especially the INFJ personality type (which I am). To such folks, they see the world as it is, they are naturally curious, ask lots of questions, and not fooled by the dictates of the crowd. It is people like this that can explain the redpill to other people that it doesn't comes naturally to.

When I first heard and read about redpill topics, all I was thinking was how is this a thing? Shouldn't it be common sense? I mean, if you're honest to yourself and how you relate with the world, the world will reveal its code of operation to you. Humans are experts in being soft on themselves, basically deceiving themselves, why being hard on others, and such self-deceit will only make the world so complicated that you won't understand it.

So yes, the price one pay to understand the world and see it at it is, is to understand yourself and not lie to oneself. Its connected. As humans, you're not living in the world, the world is living through you. And your mind is more powerful than every computer system ever made, so you're capable of seeing the world as it is, if you allow yourself to.

I've followed you over time, you write well.
I doubt you're an INFJ.
you're a thinker, rationalist and philosopher to the core.
your redpill na follow come, book just enhance am


although say person no sopose follow person dy argue about the number rooms wey dy him house.

I suspect you're an ENTJ or INTJ.

na wa sha........
why una dy always rush to leave una father house ?
nothing sweet pass free rent......
small time if dem ask u why you wan move out....you go say privacy ......privacy kee you there.
las las I know say na freedom to fornicate and catch cruise na him you dy find.

you no go stay for your father house save money ?
are your parents complaining ??

abeg make I move to another interesting post .....nonsense.

as a rule of thumb........if you get any anti relationship vibes from any girl you like or youre having feelings for just forget about her.

most likely she probably thinks she's better than you or she thinks she can do better than you.

I have been in a similar situation before.....her dream has always been to settle down abroad preferably with a doctor.
I am not a doctor, neither am I japaring anytime soon.
your girl is probably idealistic.
the day she meets a guy that meets her low-key requirements.....she go give am relationship vibe.

any girl that likes you will naturally give you relationship vibe.
baba don't stress yourself and think plenty ....just move on.

Bola146:
Must everything be money? What if he pretends? Besides he has a bright future, hardworking with good sense. I'll definitely.

aunty calm down....
since I was born I have never seen any Nigeria girl consider a guys future.

Jochabed:
His doing God's work. End Of Story!

lol .

Nigeria most religious country.
still same Nigeria among one one of the most dangerous countries to live in.

make we no dy deceive ourselves.
I no wan talk plenty before God go change am for me.
but for Nigeria pastor na enjoyment.

I can't even believe that a hard guy like me would contribute to this kind of topic.

I don sha end relationship on top this matter...in this life nothing will join me with a selfish/stingy woman.....never !!!

birthdays don't mean much to me......most times on those days I even have anxiety and panic attacks due to some of my unfulfilled dreams and the fact that time is slowly becoming my enemy.

early in the relationship I realised birthdays were important to her, I always made a conscious effort to get her something nice and thoughtful. even when I was broke I made sure her day could not just pass like that.

but when my day reach aunty would have selective amnesia. I don't need anything from her, I just needed her to show a little effort that we're in this together.

the last birthday was the final straw.
I don't want to go in details because aunty is a nairalander and our friends are here too....dem go just know say na me.

how can somebody not even remember it's your birthday at all at all,meanwhile you expect me to carry your matter for head.


mtcheew I'm even angry as I'm reminiscing how I foolishly wasted my time and energy.

iSleek:
Who sent you? I don write dragnet tests sotey as I try login, Google show me all my different login IDs. I no dey read for any test again oh

I submitted on time
but I no read 70% of the questions

richboy01:
No be only u stay all night

thank God say I sleep with my full chest.
I did not read nor practice shishi.

one of the best things I've ever read on nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman


probably most people here would have read it.
just in case you haven't.

nasiest:
Tell em what time is it

you dy always know watsup

omokudu:
Exactly, let government jobs not becloud your mind...

at the end of the day, a good goverment Job is the place to be.

you shall relas and be taken kiaroff with a handsome retirement benefit.

burg93:
Without a master degree, you can work in any of the big four.
All you need is a 2.1 or 1.1, 5 O'level credits in one sitting and be 26 and below for KPMG, E&Y and Deloitte.

PwC has no age restriction.

there are more people in the 2:2 demographics than the first class or 2:1 (probably combined)

I'm just trying to reach out to a wider audience.

the 2:2 guys shouldn't be left out too.