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na now messi nyash go open waaaaaaaaaaaaa

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar


Still can't confirm the authenticity of this gadmnnn news...

But one thing I can confirm and bet my balls on is that where ever Lionel Messi is going.....I follow....

mumu

hungry things.. when last them see bread for their houses.

this guy that year for ps..

Roon9:
Riri baby!!!
Now no amount of pvssy hawking can fetch one a billion dollars. Our ladies need to learn

bros right dont date broke niggas.. the last boyfriend she had I think he was a dubai prince. that's how she racked up the dough.

EmekaA125:
Don't spoil little girls in Junior class. Senior ones are sweeter and sexier.

useless thing...

DDDEnterprises:
Same thing happening in Turkey.
Wetin dey cause this thing self?

fire

siofra:
So that all you Yahoo boys will go and take over shebi?

so when you found love there, don't you want us to find love there too.

goltokka:
I'm based in Germany and a divorcee hoping to start new life with a woman. I met this Romanian lady online "Tagged " to be precise, she claimed to be a single woman hoping to migrate to Germany and start a new life with a man . We chatted for a while and she said as soon as she could raised some money for transport she'll join me in Germany so we can start a new life together as couples. I requested to know how much it'll cost her to come over and she said 150 euro, when I checked the pflight ticket from Romania to Germany it was around 250 to 300 euro so I thought giving her 120 euro won't be a bad idea for her to fuel her car and come to Germany. I offered her 120 and she agreed it's enough, I asked for an account but she said she didn't have a bank account that I should send it through Moneygram which I obliged. But unfortunately the Moneygram office is not close to her so I had to send it to someone she claimed to be her uncle. As soon as I sent the money and she confirmed it , she stopped picking my calls, I reported the case to the Romanian police but they're saying the crime does not meet certain requirements for the lady to be prosecuted. I was shocked because this is the same yahoo yahoo Nigerians are been accused of all over the world and now it is the other way round and they're turning a blind eye. Who do we cry to when the accused is now the victim That's the profile of the Romanian lady on tagged .

you go carry innocent woman pic put for here... good for you, you too like woman.

Kondomatic:
You sent the money to your fellow man.

lwkmd..

siofra:


Before you come here and drag me, I know I'm a troll but online trolls actually have lives they live and I'm here to share mine with you guys

You guys, I think I'm finally in ❤️
I just met this navy man online (sorry but I'm not mentioning the site) and he's everything I thing I want in a man, he's kind, considerate, a feminist ally, rich.

But he's 20 years older than me but fúck it I don't mind, love is blind
So by next year I'll be going to join the love of my life in the US. Please be happy for me nairalanders, it's not easy.

He's not foul mouthed or broke and angry like 80% of the Nigerian male population.

Serious wahala for who go date Nigerian "red pille alpha mails"

Happy married life to me in advance

sure client... you for try mention the site, you wicked.

wiyosam:
Any one who has Retirees in the house should please confirm this

na lie... them just dey whine us.

Mustiboy:
These animals ehn.

Naso one who's even a pet destroyed the owner's beautiful face.

She's been operated on a little bit sha but is blind for life. The Chimpanzee mauled her badly.

they are reason why this beasts belong in the wild, buh nah.. humans won train and tame them.

women doing more harm than good.

TarOrfeeek:
With N2,050 inside the your account and house rent that is expiring in 3 months time.

You want to last long in bed.

You really need help. God should please give you sense in the dream.

this baba get mouth oh..

TheWolfen:
bro u are very sensitive...
if u check well u ll see that Gay people can relate well with flexible women nature and women can do same with them. Gay people aren't fit to be called a man. A real man is rigid and has principles. Because they have a penis and a moustache doest makes these gays a real man.

Disclaimer; This is not to say that the person you quoted is a gay or not. Just saying facts

oh ok.

ChizzyBuna:
Honestly this show is far better than football.
This BBnaija teaches us about social pshycology.
As for football
I see grown men in beer parlor arguing about an 18 year old striker that is making 100k pounds per week.

Some men will even fight for a striker who doesnt know they exist.
Its a very pathetic sight to see

I swear this guy na gay.. how you gon say this shit show better than football, you high.

porthouse7:
Dis year bbn dey boring somehow, imagine am yet to find a favorite

why

Anakan20:
Please don't judge me. I created a new account to post this.

I just got into a new relationship 2 weeks ago. A week prior to that I lost my virginity to a guy I love. But I know he isn't a relationship kind of guy. He claims he loves me and even asked me out after having taking my virginity but I refused.

However I accepted the proposal of a guy friend that I've known for many years. I love him too. He is more relationship oriented. We've not had sex yet.

The problem is that I'm so attracted to the first guy. He doesn't know I'm in a relationship and he still talks and flirts with me. I'm afraid that if I tell him I'm in a relationship he will stop talking to me and that will be the end of our friendship. I've been avoiding him because I don't think I'll be able to control myself around him. I get very wet down there when he stands close to me and I fell a strong urge to kiss him when I look at his face.

I don't know what to do. It's been 3 weeks since I last saw him face to face and that was the day I lost my virginity to him.

useless thing

NgoziLovelyn:
How I taught a desperate Yahoo guy a lesson he will never forget

This story is so paramount that I share it. It's looking as if almost every Nigerian youth is into one fraud or the other. We understand the economy is not helping matters, but must they all join Yahoo yahoo? And because majority are joining the illegitimate business, they are now engaging in all sort of dirty and evil dealings just to beat up with the competition. This desperate Yahoo guy thought he can mess with the destiny of every girl he sees, but he doesn't know that, there are some meat that are very hard to chew.
My name is Linda Ebo and this is my story of how I taught a Yahoo guy a very peppery lesson he will never forget. Read the full story from Ngozilovelyn.com

https://ngozilovelyn.com/2021/08/how-i-taught-a-desperate-yahoo-guy-a-lesson-he-will-never-forget.html

na your yahoo yahoo..

paulolee:
clown....which grievous error messi wan make wey go worst pass cr7 dodging dt winnig freekick against porto dt dumped uve out of UCL??
cr7 wey pirlo still de vex for since after dt free kick..

ronaldo na defender.. atleast them no load them 8-2.

insidelife22:
dear Barcelona your goat is aging.

no mind them brother.. that one man clubber no get nothing to give them again I pray they set them up with bayern.

make I go shoot my shot for her ig

yourshopkwikguy:
According to what I saw on TASUED student WhatsApp status, they said both of them were having sex when the young girl passed out. The young guy was scared of this and decided to take his own life also because of the fear of Justice.. may we not jamb agbako in this life.

the story no follow.. e good for them, them send dem go school dem go dey fuckkkk.

useless things.

Ogbenia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIA4aI1DrPI

Meet 20-year-old Akobundu Kenneth who builds F1 type of car, scooter bike and aero plane inside his village in Mbano, Imo state.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-58019141

this Is a death device..

THELATTERMAN:
Hello,
I entered the university 2020, but it no news that there was a stop in the academic session due to the pandemic.
To cut the story short, my first semester result came out on Friday, and my G.P is 3.88.

Is 4.5 or above still achievable?

finish come join queue.

michael77777:
me sef , I get john cena moniker and phone number here on nairaland....

your own small na... I get messi number, and na nairalander too.

illicit:

see your brown teeth... who dey follow you laff.

Righteousness2:
Sex: One of the Greatest tools the devil is using to destroy this Generation and pack souls to Hell.
The other two are,
What to Eat and
What to Drink.



GOD Give us Grace to run this Race to the End.

so na devil create sex abi... y'all worshipping a white mans God, the whites just create this to fuccck with our heads, there's no God, No Satan... just us.

Adebaba1:
According to statistics, hookers in brothel are less vulnerable to STD than your girlfriends
Reason: most olosho insist on using condom unlike random babes who allow every dick and Harry go raw with them

well said mate..