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RomanceRe: All These Girls Don Use Style Go Village Go See Their Pikin by KingDash09(m): 9:49pm On Dec 27, 2023
But those single women sabi Bleep eh
I get two wey I Dey Pipe like this but one kobo I no give any fool


Women love you more when you are stingy
LooneyLester:
Fear single mothers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 27th December 2023 by KingDash09(m): 9:30pm On Dec 27, 2023
Chelsea for the win
My money dey involved bro
GeneralB:
I need just one goal from crystal palace
PoliticsRe: "Our Father Died In His Sleep": Akeredolu's Son Pens Eulogy by KingDash09(m): 9:28pm On Dec 27, 2023
Omo if I tell you say I stand to inherit 30m like this you no go believe
Anybody wey die don die nothing concern me
😂😂😂
Life2be:
Life na pot of beans
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Know If A Girl Is Into “hookup” Business by KingDash09(m): 12:46pm On Dec 27, 2023
Guy you need shayo
You are a real gee
Esejojo:
Terrible times that we are in. The tragedy is that a woman can go out and do the hookup, and you at home will never know.

I pity for some married men.
FoodRe: Sugar Of N50 Is Now N100 by KingDash09(m): 12:32pm On Dec 27, 2023
Guy this one no mouth my current babe dey Ireland rn
That babe send iphone 15 pro max for me qnd apple wrist watch just two months wey she go
She dey build her mama house for Abuja cause she no get papa



That’s why God know say I can never date any other useless broke poverty gold digging hoes in Nigeria ever again
This Christmas I chop money I still dey go flex tomorrow like this
JoeEeL:
Bro nigeria no get future na weytin me go tell u point-blank

If u be igbo, better face biafra.

And if u be yoruba fight for oduduwa.

Me no fit shout pass this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by KingDash09(m): 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2023
No vex bro
Me and person bet say Liverpool no go score 2 goals ni
Wordson:
dey don score 2 goals na guy.. why u dey curse my coach na? One of the best in d world
CareerRe: Nigerian Woman Gets Fired In The UK Before First Shift After Bragging On Tiktok by KingDash09(m): 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2023
If god won Bleep you up him do am well
FamilyRe: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by KingDash09(m): 7:56pm On Dec 26, 2023
If this people no be edo people make I dai
Those people like rituals like bread and wine
RomanceRe: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by KingDash09(m): 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2023
How much you give your mama wey carry you come this world
Love56743:
I gave my girlfriend 50k for this Xmas
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by KingDash09(m):
Modified:Useless klopp thank god say you come tru
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Gulping Full Bottle Of Alcohol In One Shot (Pics/Video) by KingDash09(m): 10:40am On Dec 26, 2023
Still hungover from last night
And my babe sister get traditional wedding


To stand up for this bed na war😂😂
Shayooooooooo
RomanceRe: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by KingDash09(m): 1:31pm On Dec 25, 2023
Na she dey do birthday?
Any woman wey no fit buy you anything her father😂😂
Aaaaarghmed:
God forbid. grin
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Drips Hard As He Arrives In Style To Boxing Match (Pix, Video) by KingDash09(m): 1:17pm On Dec 25, 2023
porthouse7:
the real goat meat, the real goat won world cup
Bro I for send shayo come your way
Messi is the only goat we know

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Drips Hard As He Arrives In Style To Boxing Match (Pix, Video) by KingDash09(m):
Goat wey no get World Cup trophy
Or 8 ballors
This one na sheep
Totilopussylick:
The real goat
CelebritiesRe: She No Wear Pant: Video As Ayra Starr Mistakenly Expose Her Kpekus While Perform by KingDash09(m): 7:49am On Dec 25, 2023
That’s her Coochie Bro
sacajawea:
Stop saying what you don't know... It's disgusting
If you are not sure, stop talking Foolishly like most stupid Nigerians
PoliticsRe: ‘Only God Will Stop Nigeria From Breaking Up In 2035’ – Primate Ayodele by KingDash09(m): 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2023
I swear
Zonefree:
God is not aware of a country called Nigeria. They don't discuss Nigeria in Heaven.
RomanceRe: Why Is Libido Very High During This Period? by KingDash09(m): 8:49pm On Dec 22, 2023
Baba that one na you
I gather women sef i no even send person papa
OtuologyProf:
Nna eeh Have you guys noticed that the conji levels too dey high during Xmas.
The thing dey worse for village, especially when you are going towards a bush path.
The dick go dey rise any how for village girls, something that rarely happens when you see city girls.
Abi na only me this thing dey happen to?
CelebritiesRe: She No Wear Pant: Video As Ayra Starr Mistakenly Expose Her Kpekus While Perform by KingDash09(m): 8:33pm On Dec 22, 2023
I agree with the nigga above me
CelebritiesRe: I'm Building A New House Because I Dont Like The Bathroom Of My House- Don Jazzy by KingDash09(m): 8:18pm On Dec 22, 2023
The human species is the weakest of all
Fatbam005:
A male buffalo weighs over 2000 pounds
RomanceRe: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by KingDash09(m): 9:39pm On Dec 17, 2023
Omo you na taxi with garage oh
😂
CandidAdmin:
You like it when white women show skin but hate black women for doing the same?



Ok! But don't forget we live in a society that is quick to judge. Judgy much people everywhere!

It's not easy on them either.

Don't get me wrong ooo, I prefer a woman who shows less skin.
But we are always to quick to judge in this society.



As for me...
I don't judge as long as it can get wet!
RomanceRe: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by KingDash09(m): 9:09pm On Dec 17, 2023
Omo this side go soft 💯



How hustle?
Zonefree:
Lol

Omo, Jingle never bell for this side...E don bell your side?
RomanceRe: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by KingDash09(m): 9:05pm On Dec 17, 2023
Have you seen white women thighs before
Damn..
Always make balls hard


💯
CandidAdmin:
You like it when white women show skin but hate black women for doing the same?
RomanceRe: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by KingDash09(m): 8:55pm On Dec 17, 2023
Hafa chief
Anytime then talk something about naija girls you dey always reply first


How the Christmas go be na?
Zonefree:
Na mostly dirty and hungry girls dey do those things.
SportsRe: Who Deserves To Be The Best FIFA Men's Player Of The Year by KingDash09(m): 8:08pm On Dec 14, 2023
Messi
RomanceRe: Two Weeks To Xmas You Are Toasting A Girl. What If She Agrees. by KingDash09(m): 10:11am On Dec 14, 2023
Bros i don block the number tay tay
LoveJesus87:
u didn't block her number?
RomanceRe: Man Marries Lady Who Snubbed Him For 5 Years by KingDash09(m): 10:57am On Dec 12, 2023
Apply water to burnt area
FuckingMachine:
Look at him & understand why.
Fat, short with a small preeq.
PoliticsRe: Labour Fumes As FG Stops N35,000 Award Payment by KingDash09(m): 10:51am On Dec 12, 2023
Leave this country and find peace
My girlfriend left this country 2 months ago for Ireland
As I speak to you now she building a 3 bedroom apartment for her mom just two months
RomanceRe: Two Weeks To Xmas You Are Toasting A Girl. What If She Agrees. by KingDash09(m): 10:49am On Dec 12, 2023
Wise words from a wise man
You’ve earned my respect✊
UptownVibes:
Lol.. Poor girls aren't worth a wise man's time and energy. They are very entitled, lazy and never contended. You can give them everything, and they will still cheat on you.. That drink is better my gee,or you can just find any of those handicap persons and give the money..
RomanceRe: Two Weeks To Xmas You Are Toasting A Girl. What If She Agrees. by KingDash09(m): 10:04am On Dec 12, 2023
Agreed
The way I hate poor girls eh
Met one on my street last night collect number this morning she called me saying she needed 30k for hair
That money I go use am buy alcohol me and my friends go drink am
UptownVibes:
The message is for those toasting poor girls.. Guys should learn to date rich girls only.. Avoid poor girls at all cost..

Poor girls are vampires and cheats..
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Visits Lagos Communities, Splashes ₦100M On Inner-City Kids (Video) by KingDash09(m): 10:00am On Dec 12, 2023
DONT be a hater be happy for the chap giving out money to less privileged
opera1:
All is for social media show. No be only ₦100m na ₦100B
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by KingDash09(m): 12:39pm On Dec 10, 2023
But your dumbass thinks any animal that looks weird belongs to the devil

With your ugly mug
Phantom233:
You're d one that lacks Sense of reasoning, if I may ask, your grandma that flies at night from your village to Lagos was created by Satan abi?
RomanceRe: As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by KingDash09(m): 10:24pm On Dec 09, 2023
This guy no get problems

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