₦airaland Forum

Phantom233:
Air force agents

According to the Bible God created it like he did you and me

Then how is it an airforce agent? Think with your brain and less with you ass you halfwit

Baba cls choke
This one wey I Dey Pay me very well sha

emperor4love:
abeg which update put the 3k omo update ur fellow gee,but if u get sure whitehead of Germany Australia u.s,work de ooh

Baba you be dwarf?

eepeepook:
Everybody go dey alright, last last. Every Nairaland boy is suddenly 6'0+. During meetup events, na only short boys full the pictures. Make una dey play.

People don show me shege for this life so I don tight my heart and my mind and my poket

Sirchiboy:
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I no be girl.
I be your fellow guy

Omo almost everybody know say Benin boys dey do rituals so forget


I know one Benin boy wey collect 40m for my front this guy na secondary school dropout even small English him no fit speak so wetin him won type give client

CrownOfClay724:
You and the blogger, I no know who mumu pass.

Ah ah
Bros I lie you I stingy die
No vex

Sirchiboy:
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Baba anything for your boy

Bros all this goats no go hear
Use the money choplife I swear
3k dolls wey enter yesterday night baba.. na me my and I Dey Chop the money since

Sirchiboy:
It really baffle me that guys still pay huge amount of money for sex.
50k is someone 2-3 months salary and someone will spend it just in a day.
Just like a Yahoo guy that can hit 10 to 20m a day and still blow that money within one month..
That is someone 35 to 40 years salary..
Look there is nothing in a woman body that is worth every kobo you spend.
As a medical specialist in Himan anatomy and microbiology
I vividly tell you that women toto is full of microgerms and
The money you spend is waste.
The breast you suck, who enjoys it (the women).
The sex is also women that enjoy it.
I know some guys reading this are planning to pay huge amount of money this night for sex.
Please use that money, buy chicken and holladia yoghurt or go to the street and share the money among the less privileged.

Benin and rituals

Women bro


Those thing no loyal
Billing billing billing

Bros una thank God say na fish smell na
Una never jam the one wey Dey smell like gutter


After all the forming na bad smell last last

lovediehatelive:
A friend of mine took one hot lady home and was visualizing how steamy the night would be.

He was really hard and ready, but as soon as she pulled off, he lost interest immediately and his rock hard pen went flat immediately.

He didn't do anything, why?

Because of one fish like smell.

The girl was wondering what could be the cause, and he wondered if she didn't perceive it.


Please does it mean that ladies that have that fishlike smell down there don't perceive it?

How much bro
My budget na 150k oh

Yinksy09:
Nice one
This smartwatch is more than just a timepiece, it's a timeless companion that always has your back.

😂😂😂

Eazie351:
Lol.😂
I bang one babe
I lash one babe
I straff one babe
I pipe that banny...

Now receipt don come.🤭

Ok boss

honour7:
Lolz, na were you reach you know reach Oga, just take your education serious and pray God favours you. There are some jobs you will find in Nigeria you will be amazed.

You are a liar

honour7:
It depends on the Job he is doing her in Nigeria we're i work, I only work 2hours a week and salary is in six figures

Chief if na me I for don Bleep her since
I no go lie

ask4bk:
As teacher, a 16 Yr old girl failed and had to repeat the year.
She came into my office begging that I should pass her. I told her she has to repeat.
She crossed to my desk, rubbed by thighs and body and said "I'll do anything for you just to pass" . This happened in seconds.

Now, this girl then, though 16, had an adult body. Fair, slim, but huge laps, asxx, and huge buubs.

I told her to sit down. I could report her to her parents, but I quietly told her that her approach of wanting pass with sxx will not help her in the future. While saying all this, my John Thomas don rise finish.

She started crying and at the end agreed to repeat. The next year she passed everything with distinction.
I called her and reminded her of the previous year and she said thank you so much for patiently teaching me life the right way. I repeated but I learnt far better this year.


If not that it was imprinted in my head that she's a minor and don't want their wahala... Omo... Who knows i would have chopped wella.

Thank God for my morals sha.

Agreed

God1000:
Messi my guy, everything about him is superb

KingMack:
No energy for negativity jus the strength of posivity I posses 🕊️

ok bro

No be lie sha

This our naija boys na mumu boys

Sirianese:
Crips & Bloods have nothing to do with schools they are not frat, but straight-up street gangs

Bro those people own worst oh
Like the crips and bloods

Sirianese:
Oyibo sef dey do frat, but they are not using it to kill themselves like demented goblins

Teach the black man any useful thing and watch him twist it into a perversion

But you go die before me sha
So I gree

KingMack:
One day you too go die and you go loose😔

Low tier teams
This has nothing to do with the coach na the team

Football na them jay jay, Kanu.. this one’s here are shit

Na who die na lose

KingMack:
Sad to see how people easily move on this days after the demise of a loved one💔







Keep resting Imole.. 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️

Girls are dumb as carrots
Very weird species

Water is life

Non aquatic animal have shorter life span
Very fragile and weak

Bros where your House dey I buy Hennessy earlier but I won dash you

layuns:
Thats called diversification of financial stream.

Thanx chief
But you don try am na abi?
You na bad guy oh

linearity:
The way you said it, it appears that is one of your life long fantasy that you can’t wait to check off your todo list!

Wishing you the best of lucks😜.

Baba go find catapilar or tractor
Cause this ya face don go
I for give you some tips on smooth face like my own but I no won cast update

3triple:
Hello guys, M22 here, I have a very oily face with constant pimples attacking it, I’ve used a lot of things from those tube creams usually in pharmacies to locally made black soaps but my face still remains the same, they work for some time but it’s like my face adapts to them, I really don’t know. Do you guys have any tips for me? I’ll attach a pic of the skin if it’ll help… thanks

Which kind legs be this

Money is GOD chief

LalastiklaIa:
The fact that people still peddle this hoax of just get money in 2023 dem go dey pursue you still amazes me

Nigga when you get money you going to bang lots for girls this is Tested known fact


Just get money and see you go dey run from women walahi

The ones wey go dey fight for your head dey
The ones wey go dey fake pregnancy dey
The ones wey be lesbians dey
The ones wey Dey serious relationships
The ones wey be hookup girls
Just get money you go Bleep tire

😂😂😂🙌

tuzle:
is that what we are talking about here.