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Una too dey beg... like this muhfucker above wey no get shame

The real IDAN🤝

Coldie:
If u see girl that's worth any amount been charged at coded runs u would know.

That's y sometimes it's good to smoke weed or at least get small tattoos, most of these girls know guys way mad pass them just from meer sight.

Never invite them to a hotel, invite them to a bar before a hotel, talk to them. Use English, dress well too, order sth cheap though most of them prefer not to drink alcohol.

Light ur weed or ur cigarette if available, the ask them.

So if them leave u, u go settle down collect 50k from me?

Like if them allow u, u go carry ur account number give me make I send u 50k, I no get that kind money no vex.

I used to do this years ago when u used to patronize that site, most of them want deposit so do everything with them to make them not take deposit from u, even do video call.

If them come, look local or casted. Seat down wear better sun glasses bone ur face tell them say make them no vex say wetin u dae see no worth 20k or anything them ask for, most of them would ask how much do u have or they would get angry leave and block u on Whatsapp.

Few times I don give any hookup girls any reasonable money, are times that me deep down I know the fvck is worth it.


If I catch my fun waste some of them time finish, me and my guys go use that 50k or 100k I go use give one nobody, carry go ocabique when ocabique was ocabique.

We go fvck on sight every big ass we come across, rent room eat and drink to our fill.

The chicken and Fanta Na for wetin baba?? Ok I understand

falcon01:
if you haven't lodged yet, go and use your money and buy weed. If you don't smoke go and buy chicken and cold Fanta, Thank Me later.

I swear you see where she dey divert go abi😂

advanceDNA:
...na too much American film wey she dey watch.....she say she no want husband.. but want a man they will live together..that means care for her, pay her bills, not cheat on her, and raise children with

.....She wants all the perks of marriage without being married...she dey play

Bros... your entire money wey you get na my weekend flexing money be that

VTJN:
i am not responsible for your poverty bro

Tell am baba.. she won become baby mama

advanceDNA:
.its you choice......nobody cares...

I don counter attack.. if happiness and congrats dey work everybody for don become millionaires

myyansh68:
En pain you.
Shebi you want to slut shame?
y you com run from the topic?.

Yes, I have help many even elderly people,but I won't brag about that.
Yes, I will enter not only Mecca ,[ the happiness and congrats I have for people will take me there ].

You wey Dey talk how many you don help? You won enter Mecca, na dream you won take enter

myyansh68:
And you that's expensive, how many have you sponsor /how many have sponsor or have value for you apart from the hoes u fuvk with 5 h?.

Shebi you want change topic? I dy with you.

myyansh68:
If it does you won't be here crying over someone's properties and his choice.


😃

cheap things attract many costumers.. how this nigga gon feel when half the industry don nack it

Is shined better than your dads

myyansh68:
And how many gold have you?.

😂 How many ladies don use u shine?
If I may ask :is ur Star even shining?.

He’s not complaining yet.. them go soon use am shine

myyansh68:


En pain you.
Nigerian Men and bad belle. Anyways the Man isn't complaining 😂 .

Gold digger

Women go use you tire

VTJN:
your reasoning is wack and shallow. Your pocket make you a man. Is it your wife that will pay her bride price? Is it your wife that will get accommodation? Is it your wife that will feed you and herself? Is it your wife that will pay the children school fees? Will the children bear her name?

I know you're a small boy probably in his 18. You will understand as you grow up from your father and other men in your family

Baba them no go gree talk na to dey bad mouth men up and down😂😂

Zonefree:
Don't we have females here again


Siofra
Jennyclay
Persephone1
Virginprincess


You people should come and share your worst sleepovers, please.

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Make God bless you a gold digger as wife amen🙏🏾

VTJN:
maybe pray make your wife dey feed you if that's what you wish for your life. As for me and my friends and family. We shall all be responsible to our future wives. Amen

Bros Na lie oh... who talk that one??!

VTJN:
it is the man responsibility

OMO those guys fuckup.. they are married yet them come dey cheat again...

ALCOHOLKILLS:
Why badmouth a fellow guy if you’re no gay?

Boy I’m straight as a submarine

ALCOHOLKILLS:
Are you gay

I got nothing to fear I don’t smoke for shit

Omo na barrack people language be that oh, especially that lala(weed)

CartelKenneth:
Omo because I talk lala and ice 😂😂😂

Like you grow for barrack?

CartelKenneth:
Barrack boy?!!!
Confused

This one go use billing kill her husband

Paul scholes and Micheal ballack🤝

I swear to God you don contact this disease.. R.I.P bro

childofdoom1:
Hmm some sicknesses and the fear of impending death can bring anyone to his or her knees (no matter the person's stature, wealth or influence)

I had planned to go for HIV test before month end. I googled that the virus becomes potent after about 30 days of contracting it. So by 30th of this month I will run the test.

It is almost 95 percent sure that I have caught the virus. With the conspicuous symptoms my body has displaced these past few days, only a five percent miracle can save me.

During my carefree time with Oloshos, I became restless. I fvcked raw with not less than four Oloshos. I sucked their mammalian glands, I exchanged saliva with one and then sucked down there of one of them (I know what you are thinking. I am disgusting).

It's outlandish that in a quest for pleasure, we use our money to buy problems for ourselves (gamblers, womanisers, drug addicts etc)

My greatest fear is the stigma that comes with the disease. I don't mind antiretroviral drugs for the years I will have left. My paranoia is, how will the doctor and pharmacist in NHIS react when my test results are out. They know me from the bank I work. How will the agency that employed me also act? I am entitled to free drugs which the bank will foot. But is my job safe when they see I will use it for antiretroviral drugs. I can't afford paying to visit private hospitals

This will likely be my last thread on nairaland with any of my monikers

Useless men... especially that banky w, with him head like Rock wey them mold

Get behind me satan

Candidlady:
Ialways figured you were a king.. but ididnt know your a slave as every boy in this place

Like a million or so

Louis8796:
Please how much do the sell electric bikes for someone that is tall as 1.5m.

I always figured you were smart.. but I didn’t know your dumb as every girl in this place

Candidlady:
Is your dad available

Old woman go and marry

Candidlady:
This guy you are a sick fellow


You started well but lost me when you got to the TAKE HER TO A HOTEL part



Do you really have sisters

Ihope the day you come to Abuja we cross path
Nonsense thing


Fcvk boy like you

Women wey you...less

lilvicky68:
Apart from marriage I don't see any need trying to woo any girl. They will want you to be
1)funny and keep conversations
2) Emotional available for them and listen to all their exes stories.
3)Provide time
4) Provide money
5) Still last more than their ex in bed.. na this one dey vex me pass.