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Car TalkRe: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Kingdemu: 5:26pm On Nov 16, 2020
sirleke:
The way this thing take pain me ehn

I swear my phone dropped frm me in the process

I don sweat tire

Only to get home ,data finished , borrowed data....and zoom some1 got it

Madam I swear u must gimme 1 too
Where are the numbers 9, 1 and 4 in the plates you uploaded? You deserve beating for wasting your own time.
Car TalkRe: How Can I Solve This? ( photos) by Kingdemu: 4:16pm On Nov 16, 2020
naijadrivablog:
cheesy

EGR

So, what's the solution?
Tell your panel beater to check if you have a clogged EGR passages on your BMX. Check for a faulty EGR valve. Check if the EGR temperature sensor on your BMX is covered with carbon and clean it.
Car TalkRe: Petrol And Diesel Car Sales ‘to Be Banned After 2030. by Kingdemu: 3:52pm On Nov 16, 2020
MajesticKris:
Would Have worked but, They North Won't Allow such Happen..

Well it's going to work in other. Developed countries, Nt Nigeria Cus some people Go just Die..
Did you even read the article?
Car TalkRe: How Can I Solve This? ( photos) by Kingdemu: 3:49pm On Nov 16, 2020
It means your RGR recirculates small amounts of exhaust back into the combustion chambers of the engine of your BMX bicycle.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Kingdemu: 12:19am On Nov 16, 2020
Aaaaarghmed:
since you mentioned inside town,with your budget focus on wuse,Apo resettlement,Gudu,check kado also ..u might be more favoured to get there for that amount than other Abuja main town.Avoid places like wuse 2, jabi,utako,maitama,asokoro ,area 11 with your budget.My inlaw who was working in NNPC was paying 1.2m for a 2 bedroom flat in thugaville estate in utako in year 2017,so imagine the cost now.when i was house hunting i saw a 1 bedroom for 550k in gwarinpa.
Thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Kingdemu: 7:59pm On Nov 15, 2020
sapphiere:
Which drunk mod brought this to front page?
Typical behaviour of the "Omo" category. Dey too dey vex
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Kingdemu: 11:11am On Nov 15, 2020
Aaaaarghmed:
if u need 1 bedroom inside town,hold like 400k and above,it also depends on the area too,some area you would not get for 400k.But check out gwarimpa 69 road ,u can be able to get 1 bedroom for 400k and above.If you need cheaper 1 bedroom check places like kubwa ,lugbe and dawaki.
Can i get 2 bedroom in town with like 600k?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Kingdemu: 10:30am On Nov 15, 2020
Aaaaarghmed:
if its garki village,u might see,but if its the main Garki I really doubt it.
Pls do you know of any 1 or 2 bedroom flat within town that is reasonably affordable?
PoliticsRe: ENDSARS: Protesters Hold Sunday Service Outside Lagos State Govt House (Photos) by Kingdemu: 11:14am On Nov 14, 2020
mrfarmer600:
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be courageous; be strong. Do everything in love.

#EndSARS
#ENDBADGOVERNANCE
Xup man. Hows life with you? Are you still in Italy?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkids PUMA Advert Currently In UK Stores & on TV (pics, Video) by Kingdemu: 5:02pm On Nov 13, 2020
Which kyn confusing advert be this so?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Kingdemu: 11:26am On Nov 13, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Wahala be like bicycle, e no dey hard to start.
This wahala be like wheel barrow grin
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Kingdemu: 11:25am On Nov 13, 2020
ultimatelaron:
Car smoking after service.

Hello please my car was fine then I decided to go service it, I changed my oil from my usual Total Quartz 5000 20w50 and decided to go for Emadeb 20w50, also changed oil filter and plugs, now the car has suddenly started smoking. I immediately used engine flush to flush out the oil and bought my normal Total oil. But the car still smokes heavily to the point that the oil is almost finished already. My mechanic is telling me he needs to bring down my engine and change my rings. Please advice me, what should I do?
Upon sey u they destroy the engine with Total 20W50 you come finally strangle am with one EMADEP. RIP to your engine. Just pray Jesus Gazzuzz will lay hands on your engine and make it whole. But you need to have faith (deep pocket) cos the guy na inyamuri.
CrimeRe: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Kingdemu: 8:03am On Nov 12, 2020
pek:
A director who only knows that there there will be disbursement but doesn't know when.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Car TalkRe: Share Your Car Crash Experience While Sleeping. by Kingdemu:
PaulH07, our resident car talk drunkard wey dey drive dey sleep, dem dey call you
Car TalkRe: Toyota Camry 2011 or Mercedes Benz C350 2010 by Kingdemu: 11:29pm On Nov 11, 2020
Guy forget about all those saying you should go for Camry since it's your first car. Their myopic thinking implies that the Benz is better but reserved for so called car veterans or those that were born with steering wheel in their hands. Go for the best if you can afford it. Life is too short to dey dull yourself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Kingdemu: 9:55am On Nov 10, 2020
There's recruitment ongoing for academic staff at Umaru Musa Yaradua University Katsina and Borno State University, Maiduguri. Both institutions are currently accepting CVs.
Car TalkRe: Learn From My Mistakes Working On A Woman's Car! by Kingdemu: 11:02am On Nov 09, 2020
maynation:
So spends 210k on a Volkswagen jetta Fsi 1.6l 2006, with those listed damages. Jesu saanu.
You should have advised the woman against it from the start. undecided
Response from a typical woman
Car TalkRe: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Kingdemu: 10:32am On Nov 09, 2020
Dayummmm...some fast fingers up there. Sha, we die here Anty Radu
CrimeRe: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Kingdemu: 5:34pm On Nov 08, 2020
tplayer:
Ruminate on these:
1.) Who are these faceless foreign donor agencies? Till now, they don't have names?
2.) Why has this empowerment not made international news? After all the money is coming in from the western world. No coverage on ABC, CNN, FOX, Sky, NBC etc
3) Since when have they being promising and failing?
4) If any international NGO/agency worth its salt wanted to do empowerment, it wouldn't be through these clowns. You would hear the names of well-established firms and organizations to help out with process. e.g. Deloitte, PWC, Red Cross, USAID, CBN, Nigerian Banks etc
5) Why would CBN that is in-charge of monetary policy (which is to control inflation) release millions to 44 millions Nigerians? The inflation will be of the run-away time. (hyperinflations of Zimbabwe and Germany of 1923 would be child's play.)
6) Why would the CBN that directly oversee banks now have to transfer money to these clowns and bozos for onward distribution to the masses when it could have made good use of these banks directly? Imagine, From CBN to Telpecon to NGOs to Chairpersons. Is CBN that daft?
7) Why is this Telpecon grant that seeks to empower 44 millions Nigerians not making the news rounds in our broadcast space? But only on the grapevine and the informal, ignorant and usually poverty-stricken section of Nigeria?
cool At that event, the Enugu state government was represented by the senior special adviser on special duties!
9) How many times will you submit account numbers?
10) At any rate, CBN will never allow that amount to enter the circulation, at once.
11.) Grant are, by their nature, available to all but given to a select few. There has to be screening.
12.) 1 million each (and I am being conservative going by the amount each person is expecting) for 44 Millions Nigerians totals 44, 000, 000, 000, 000 Trillion Naira. Hahahhahah. Your Nigerian budget is not even up to half of that.
13.) When America, for instance, has infrastructure decay and huge debts

I could go on and on, but let me stop for now.
Word!
Car TalkRe: Differences Between A Tundra And A Hilux by Kingdemu: 10:54am On Nov 07, 2020
Luckydubby7:
Pls my people I have intension of buying any of d above mentioned vehicle, but my fear is can it be used privately? Or only meant for government officials.
What kind of yeye question is this? Haven't you seen individuals and private companies using it?
CrimeRe: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Kingdemu:
josielewa:
Hahaha...remembered I registered in 2017, all money spent #1500. I knew its going to be a scam when i googled about isiba and I saw no credible info. On Thursday, a message was sent to me, my friends to send our account details urgently with a number..I laughed hard, called the number severally and no one was picking..., my friends sent it since no bvn was involved...but me, I don japa before they ask them to pay again
In the North, the scammers are presently collecting N600 for something they call PAYMENT CERTIFICATE grin. That it is the certificate you'll present before disbursement. Some people are dumb

AutosRe: SOLD 2013 Toyota Camry Sports SOLD by Kingdemu: 8:50am On Nov 07, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
Sold .

Also delivered
Witch cheesy
Car TalkRe: Fuel Consumption In My Big For Nothing Camry by Kingdemu: 11:47pm On Nov 06, 2020
buygala:
With a deep sense of regret and great pain, i sadly inform you that your car is consuming a lot of fuel...

I drive same car...i buy only a gallon of fuel every year ...and that's even because i drive from Cairo to Monaco every other month...if no be so, na one litre of fuel i dey buy every 7 months...
gringrin
Car TalkRe: Fuel Consumption In My Big For Nothing Camry by Kingdemu: 11:46pm On Nov 06, 2020
Happiestman1:
I fueled my 03 Camry 2 days ago with 5k. Today the fuel meter has reduced by one meter in the Fuel dashboard. Is it ok? I used AC as well.

Guys abeg help & also share your fuel experience in the Big daddy Camry
E dey leak fuel somewhere. How car wey u no move from 2days ago go reduce fuel by one bar? Even my Nokia 3310 no dey reduce one bar in just 2days. Solution: You need to repaint the car.
CrimeRe: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Kingdemu: 6:52pm On Nov 06, 2020
olojola:
It's no scam, I just got a text to send my account details for disbursement of funds.
So, you wet dey doubt, an OYO you dey ooo.
How far dem don pay you? grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Kingdemu: 1:21pm On Nov 06, 2020
ojorich:
Contact me if you need a 2bedroom flat for rent at kubwa federal housing. Price-400k
Do you have a 1-bedroom or 2-bedroom flat within town, relatively new with good electricity and water supply?
EducationRe: Meet The Korowai Tribe Where Any Woman In The Community Can Breastfeed A Newborn by Kingdemu: 7:05am On Nov 06, 2020
OP na those flat breasts you dey censor? Nonsense
Foreign AffairsRe: Voter Fraud: Dead People Vote For Biden in US Election. by Kingdemu: 7:10am On Nov 05, 2020
IPOB how market

Foreign AffairsRe: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Kingdemu: 7:07am On Nov 05, 2020
IPOB how market

Car TalkRe: Gazzuzz When Are You Doing December Giveaway? by Kingdemu: 4:59pm On Nov 03, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
I bind ever legal hold of presegs in you .....
So this man you are still holding unto the notion that I am Legalwealth abi? grin God save you say I am not in Lagos I would've surprisingly paid you a visit someday. Sha, since you dey come Bauchi just holla anytime you show. #GazzuzzMustDoGiveAway

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