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So his children also double as step grandchildren. Legendary

Kooldon:
The female gender has more than 85% success rate in this, cos they will be feeding off men

God bless you for this

udemzyudex:
Cum artist? All this bloggers sef.

Cum? Na wa ooo.

RIP

Cleanse your mind and check up the meaning of cum.

anselm791:
Heart failure and death in hours?
Nahhhh that don't sound right.

High BP no get symptoms bruv

Boomboost:
This Lawyer is not good

How will he feed if you don't do your worst?

deltateam:
Who are you fooling with the word "likely". Remove "likely" if e sure you.

Baba, truly, e no sure for me.

The day my wife hits me will likely be the end of the marriage, however, I'll never retaliate. But if I get hit by one random idiot, I'll so return the favour in 10 folds.

PlayMaker14:
One of my colleague who lives close to my house came to watch the stupid "Reunion Show" in my house, on a normal sporting day, I wouldn't have allowed her to even think of watching the show at my place, but since the EURO 2020 round of 16 is kicking off tomorrow, I allowed her.


While I was busy arranging something light for dinner, I heard her shouting on top of her voice;

"Beat am well well make her head correct"

I quickly hide all my kitchen knives and any piercing object, walk towards her and calmly told her to bring it down as her emotions was getting the best of her.


These are some of the precautionary measures you take while in the same space with an emotional Bb9ja fan....

I nor wan end up like SUPER TV CEO when dem stab like fowl.

Oga finish this story. What happened after the show?

Both. School here isn't necessarily you attending a tertiary institution. Studying law in Nigeria is a waste of one's time as far as I am concerned.

dominique:
That's nonsense. The away goal has its own thrill that it brings to a match. So if 2 teams play 1-3 on first leg then go on to play 2-0 in the return leg, so we now have to sit through another 30 minutes of extra time and possibly penalties before deciding the winner? It doesn't make sense biko

Thrill, Yes. But is it a fair way to decide the better side? Please be objective in your answer.

Provided that there are no legal implications, you can back out anytime.

HRSweetness:
Awww, so sweet to see couple banter like this.

How come there's no love emoji amongst Nairaland's emoji collections?

We've got no love to share here.

May we not bury our child/children.

I pray God grants her the fortitude to get over the loss. Amen

Reelstar:
sent sir.

Apologies, I can't access my email box. But you can download them via this website. https://www.adedamolaotun.com/2017/02/download-all-ican-packs-past-questions.html

Reelstar:
Good day all, someone should please assist me with study pack for financial accounting n mgt information

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Please remain in Bank A, don't let the car in Bank B fool you. All tier1 banks in Nigeria are not so different. You will enjoy the initial cool pay for your level of experience, but with time, you'll likely lose interest and the money wont be enough to motivate you.

As advised by one of the posters, continue with bank A, 20 months experience is a whole lot. See if you can change unit, if it's not working out, you could apply for ABO or BO positions in other banks in few months time. You could as well find better paying jobs in the real industry. My 2kobo

She's so cute

My guy

As a kid, when my dad buys me a new toy, I'll use it to do everything you can think of

Flaunt your toy bro, you deserve it.

This ode thinks I'm happy spending over 40k every now and then on flights for journeys that are less than 4 hrs by road?

Maintain your over 4.0 cgpa, apply for all scholarships you can think of. Your distinction outside this shit hole is guaranteed.

Premiumwriter2:
I'll personally draft and create a contract and get the very first investors to sign that at all times I'll own 60% of the shares.

All share sales and dilution will come from the remaining 40%. Can't come and form a company and then some modaf*ckers will push me out.

If it's publicly listed, regulators have the power to evict you. There's something called corporate governance.

A philanthropist extraordinaire. Your legacy will live forever. Rest well

A good start. We can now go on with the prosecution.

Resigning honorably amidst a scandal is quite common amongst the people of Ogun. The case of Kemi Adeosun comes to mind.

I call my mum almost everyday. Although our conversations never exceed 2-3mins unless there's something important to talk about.

This Lagos assembly na cartel

Flee from these items:
1. Women
2. Religious extremism
3. Addiction
4. Nigeria

Thank me later.

Delay is not denial. One day, you shall hit the back of the net. Cheers!!

If Africans were white, racism and slave trade would still be thriving by now. Tufiakwa

cococandy:
yes

Parents need to be super/extremely cautious and vigilant. The level of evil in this world is unimaginable

It is safe to say that there are 400,000 registered child abusers