₦airaland Forum

KingTom:
Abi gay dey lash pig? Na you talk say you straight Na.

Wait o! did you mean your oko stood STRAIGHT up on seeing mama bolojo on the bed?

I been just dey remind u say I STRAIGHT.

Mama bolojo ko, Mama Jomile ni

Dokita warn yasef oooo!!!!

KingTom:
that's a woman Na

Ewoooo!! Oga tom u need glasses. Cos dem dress pig put am on top bed u don confuse bah?

U nor see the yansh? Na only pig dey carry that kain tin.

Abeg go see optician.

bqlekan:
Lailai... and Kinglekan get eyes nah.. M sure this won't seduce him..

KingTom:
Guy why you harsh Na? Kinglekan babe Na hin you dey abuse so

Oga I am STRAIGHT?

nickkylawve:
hmmmm this nt fair

I haven't been this fair in ages

misspicy:
shut the fvckup nd go nd choke on ashe.wos pucci juice jor
Gerrarahia mehn

Is that your best shot?

misspicy:
you no get respect

U must be high on _semen

misspicy:
[s] It shouldnt be only awon werey...you people should add awon oloriburuku too




This reminds me of a guy in my secondary school days,his nickname was TROUBLE, the guy is always looking for trouble,entering one punishment or d other,he taught it was fun then,inshort we all loved the fun part of the nickname,i saw the guy last year,he hasnt even gained admission not to talk of working like the rest of us,he opened up to me that after secondary school he has been entering one trouble or the other......


anyway its none of my business so amma just sit here and eat my popcorn and fanta @[/s]

*yawns*

Stories that touch

Aminat508:
motigbo boda lekan, mohunbo losetohunbo

prettythicksme:
Hope u knw thunder?

The one that raped you last time and also getting set to fire u?

Sure I do

nickkylawve:
I respect guys a lot you coming over seems like disrpecting you.. Lemme nt stress u just Transfr d money is easy nd convenient

Fortunately for you I also have high regard for ladies. So let me make the quick delivery and save u the headache of making the trip down to my place.

So you get the cash and also d petting.

QED.

Aminat508:
Eyin WEREY 100%

E pada was sori wassap naaa

asumo12:
*shaggy voice* t wasn't me...




As u teach me naxo I still dey cook am Bro!


Na Dr kingtom cooked this one this early morning...

Soup made by tohpahz

This must be the handiwork of that milk factory called Tohpahz

Na only to produce milk she sabi.

Aminat508:

nickkylawve:
Nooooo noo is not done that way

Ok na, dey dere ooo

Dey speak Englisshh

nickkylawve:
4 real I have 5 account numbers should I forward all?

5 accounts?

Are you saving money for Nigeria?
Abi u be IMF?


Infact pm me ur address lemme make the delivery in Cash.

nickkylawve:
your address. Pls and a tfare

Pm ur acct details while I forward you the address.

rosy4u:
Ok thankz...

Will post a full pic maybe next week ...

Fingers crossed till then.

nickkylawve:
ur siggy

Eeyaaa doh! Come lemme pet u

nickkylawve:

rosy4u:
Abeg wetin com b "awon werey"

Its a coven of great minds

Wen wld u afford us the opportunity of a full pix. Let's really see if slim gals rock like you opined.

NwaliE01:
Hey, this is not a Yoruba forum.
speak Nigerian language.

demmy0325:
Have [s] just bn observin this madness lately and cant Understand the motive of trying to form sm lame group and decided to name yourselves "awon werey 100%"... Its just childlish and silly to me... ..



... What is your point and what are you trying to tell Us... .. And if 2mrw u run mad now.. You know U dont have to blame the devil.. Its what u call Upon urselves...


You didnt name Ursef awon olorire 100%..



You didnt name Ursef awon alalubarika 100%.. Na awon werey 100% u see.. Smh... .. And dont tryna tel me its colloquail... It doesnt changes anything...





Coz me i dont Understand this silly trend from grown-ups.... ..[/s].

martyns303:
Liar!!!! Dude why do you always have to lie? Stop fvckin lying.

The thing about lies is that you have to lie another lie to cover up a lie.

Are you performing for the cars? Where is the crowd? I have a friend who is a major show organizer in PH. Just because you are among the guys setting up the stage and testing the instruments and microphones doesn't mean you performed at a show.

You said I am hating and sleeping dude I will pay for every studio session you will have ever need in ur failed career. You get love based on the lies u feed the gullible, and you have been bursted.

Wicked!!!!!

subbieD:
Tonight would be cool

Stop by @ my crib. We wld take it from dere.

MrsChima:
This bish said sizzling. . This ho.

u want it, ah no u do